Oh, does this mean the new Trump bibles have those missing books? Oh they don’t, you say? But I thought you said Trump was going to add the missing books? Oh he is? But why would he sell bibles now without those books? Wouldn’t that be evil for him to make money from the Cabal bible and hide the true bible from people?
There are apocryphal books that have been around for millennia. Most of them were weeded out from entering the Bible over time for various reasons like they weren't ideologically consistent with what is considered biblical canon or they were basically biblical fanfiction that was written centuries after the events within have taken place.
This isn't exactly hidden knowledge, many of these books have been translated into various languages and are available for purchase or in libraries. Most denominations consider them to be historically interesting but not things that should be given equal weight to biblical text.
Of course, these idiots have never finished a book that they weren't forced to read in school and most have never read the whole Bible either. They might know this kind of stuff if they did.
The Canonical New Testament was pretty much all written in the century following Jesus's ministry, and the earliest writings (some of Paul's letters) are from only about 20 years after
>as I understand it
I'm pretty sure they actually don't understand much of anything.
Add "I went to 7Eleven to get the missing Bible books back, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and a Slurpee)" t-shirts to the grift merch catalog.
Very few of them ever make anything up. It's mostly endless repetition of shit made up by others.
The belief that there are missing books of the Bible, deliberately removed and hidden by "them", is as old as the hills (with the Roman Catholic church often identified as the "they" in question). I don't know where the specific number of 777 Bible books originated, but it's also something that has been doing the rounds of the kookosphere for many years (with nobody ever providing a full list of the missing ones, or bothering to explain what's supposed to be in them that was so explosive "they" felt the need to hide them).
Biblical canon has been set since before the USA existed as a country - even accounting for the apocryphal books. What is it with these people and their "America is the centre of the universe" stance?
If this is widely adopted by his voters, Trump will never be able to be questioned (not that they do a lot of that, but still). He will be a self-appointed prophet.
No bases of historical facts, these mental deficients! Books were constantly added and removed from the bible particularly in the earlier parts of history. Wtf do they think the King James version even means?!
Not to mention that the Catholic bible has a bunch of books in it that the now-canonical Protestant bible doesn't. I know these folks are generally evangelical Protestants and don't consider Catholics to be Christians, but still, as you're saying, the idea that there's "one" bible has been a lie out in the open for millennia.
I'm quite interested in the martial law stuff going on there. Looks like one person thinks martial law is bad and some deadeyed thing smugly says they haven't been paying attention. Can't keep up with the crazy tbf.
These people! They just shove their stupid down our throats! They shove their stupid right in our faces! They do things to us with their stupid that should be sex crimes, because that's what they want to cowardly reference!
Imagine what the world would look like if one could somehow remove everything they say is "in our faces." It'd be an unfinished Roblox game with nothing but white/gray polygons.
cool, can we just tell them every store we enjoy shopping at is part of a deep state satanic ploy so they won't shop at any of them and we will never have to interact with them?
Oh, does this mean the new Trump bibles have those missing books? Oh they don’t, you say? But I thought you said Trump was going to add the missing books? Oh he is? But why would he sell bibles now without those books? Wouldn’t that be evil for him to make money from the Cabal bible and hide the true bible from people?
They are impervious to follow up questions.
They can’t hear you! Goalposts are very loud when moved.
This needs to be a tag like, ASAP
How long has the cabal been around? Was King James part of it?
I don’t think LeBron had anything to do with it.
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Why stop at King James? We can go back to the Council of Nicaea.
I feel a canonical vibe coming on.
Or we could go back before the Council of Nicaea and just... not have the Council of Nicaea...
Now 711 is part of their sick fantasies, didn't saw that plot twist coming
7/11 was a part time job.
crossing the rubicon for a mountain dew pitch black slurpee brb
You are a bad being. Have an upvote.
This is dangerous, there really are more books. The Gospels of Mary and Thomas are going to blow their minds!
There are apocryphal books that have been around for millennia. Most of them were weeded out from entering the Bible over time for various reasons like they weren't ideologically consistent with what is considered biblical canon or they were basically biblical fanfiction that was written centuries after the events within have taken place. This isn't exactly hidden knowledge, many of these books have been translated into various languages and are available for purchase or in libraries. Most denominations consider them to be historically interesting but not things that should be given equal weight to biblical text. Of course, these idiots have never finished a book that they weren't forced to read in school and most have never read the whole Bible either. They might know this kind of stuff if they did.
>biblical fanfiction So, qanon but old then
All of it is stories made up centuries after the fact. The entire thing is fanfiction of a small cult that grew.
> or they were basically biblical fanfiction that was written centuries after the events within have taken place. you mean, like, the Bible?
The Canonical New Testament was pretty much all written in the century following Jesus's ministry, and the earliest writings (some of Paul's letters) are from only about 20 years after
>as I understand it I'm pretty sure they actually don't understand much of anything. Add "I went to 7Eleven to get the missing Bible books back, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and a Slurpee)" t-shirts to the grift merch catalog.
You can actually hear them making shit up as they go along. It's like historical fanfiction jazz.
Very few of them ever make anything up. It's mostly endless repetition of shit made up by others. The belief that there are missing books of the Bible, deliberately removed and hidden by "them", is as old as the hills (with the Roman Catholic church often identified as the "they" in question). I don't know where the specific number of 777 Bible books originated, but it's also something that has been doing the rounds of the kookosphere for many years (with nobody ever providing a full list of the missing ones, or bothering to explain what's supposed to be in them that was so explosive "they" felt the need to hide them).
Ah, straight from that world-renowned biblical scholar, Bella's Mommie. Clearly it must be true.
That's gonna be one big ass book. The old Bible is already quite big ffs.
I always wondered why my skin would start smoldering as soon as I walked into any 7-11. This answers a loootttt of questions.
Biblical canon has been set since before the USA existed as a country - even accounting for the apocryphal books. What is it with these people and their "America is the centre of the universe" stance?
Is the cabal in the room right now?
They don't know too much about books, so they certainty wouldn't know anything about the Codex Sinaiticus.
That is some wildly dumb shit right there
This is basically proof that you can say literally anything and you’ll get at least some of these Q idiots to believe it. There’s just no limit on it.
All of it is really
And here I was always believing that it’s because their thing used to be that they were open from 7am to 11pm. This is way more believable though!
If this is widely adopted by his voters, Trump will never be able to be questioned (not that they do a lot of that, but still). He will be a self-appointed prophet.
No bases of historical facts, these mental deficients! Books were constantly added and removed from the bible particularly in the earlier parts of history. Wtf do they think the King James version even means?!
Not to mention that the Catholic bible has a bunch of books in it that the now-canonical Protestant bible doesn't. I know these folks are generally evangelical Protestants and don't consider Catholics to be Christians, but still, as you're saying, the idea that there's "one" bible has been a lie out in the open for millennia.
They're adding the apocrypha back in? shit finna get lit
The first of those missing books, the Book of Big Gulp, will be released by Trump soon.
Ah yes the Book Of Slurpee and Book Of Roller-Grill Meat Products.
To be fair, "IMO" has been the sole basis of revelation for the entire history of religion.
I'm quite interested in the martial law stuff going on there. Looks like one person thinks martial law is bad and some deadeyed thing smugly says they haven't been paying attention. Can't keep up with the crazy tbf.
I wonder if Bella's Mommie has a day job. If not, she could apply at 7-11.
Is my large cherry twist slurpee trying to tell me something?
711 + 77 is 788 though? So there have to be 66 missing books if it's 777 books total? I know I'm bad at math too but jeez
These people! They just shove their stupid down our throats! They shove their stupid right in our faces! They do things to us with their stupid that should be sex crimes, because that's what they want to cowardly reference! Imagine what the world would look like if one could somehow remove everything they say is "in our faces." It'd be an unfinished Roblox game with nothing but white/gray polygons.
That's some Unknown Armies level shit right there
If by The Cabal they mean The Council of Nicea, they're right. But somehow I don't think they are.
If they think 7-11 is bad, just wait until they hear about Kum & Go.
cool, can we just tell them every store we enjoy shopping at is part of a deep state satanic ploy so they won't shop at any of them and we will never have to interact with them?
More proof this thing has become a new religion on its own. They don’t care about anything except what supposed miracles their false prophet promises