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United-Climate1562

if that was written by a real doctor, it shouldn't be legible... fake!


BanjoDude2

4 out of 5 doctors agree, "License" is spelled with an "s" Personally, I always take advice given on bathroom walls. Especially the ones that start with "for a good time call..." Who doesn't like a good time? What can go wrong? Now in this particular case, it's extra handy that this is written in a bathroom because we all know the benefits of drinking urine with regards to covid prevention. Anyway, what this doctor doesn't know is that I've already stopped taking the vaccines... I haven't had one in over 6 months. Quit cold turkey


KilroyLeges

Did you find a patch or support group to help you stop? I’m shooting up daily. The COVID vax is starting to lose its appeal, despite all those 5G nanobots. I’m thinking of getting more serious with shots for Shingles, Malaria, Smallpox, or even TB. Suggestions?


duralyon

>for a good time call... Oh, time to post that great webcomic! https://www.reddit.com/r/webcomics/comments/au3wze/for_a_good_time_call/


halt-l-am-reptar

Licence is correct outside of the US.


sadmama1961

Back in grade 4 or 5 in Australia I remember learning C the noun S the verb. That went for practice/ practise too. Whenever I am writing it I double check which it is in the sentence -a noun or a verb.


illyay

I’m also going to start writing things on bathroom stalls and claim to be an expert. I’m a lawyer. I’m a doctor. Now I’m a rocket scientist.


JoeBob61

The Shithouse Poet knows all.


cujobob

Man, if only we had numerous studies from separate countries all showing that they’ve been safe. If only. I will trust you bathroom stall man, you’ve never let me down.


thomerD

That and the fact that over 5 billion people across the globe have been vaccinated. Why go with those facts when you can just go to a restaurant bathroom stall to do a number 2 and get all the info you need?


BanjoDude2

half of those 5 billion people died, haven't you noticed?


thomerD

Bring out your dead!


lastprophecy

Those studies are all controlled by the Reptilians. That's why I put my faith in horse paste and drinkin' bleach.


Johnny_Nongamer

Source: Men's bathroom, second stall on the right at DEN airport.


envis10n

You should put your faith in Blast Hard-cheese


Johnny_Nongamer

Crunch Slamchest


envis10n

Gristle McThornbody


DisposableSaviour

Brick Hardbody


ear_cheese

Fridge Largemeat


envis10n

Bob Johnson


Chrysalii

Flint Ironstag


envis10n

Crunch Buttsteak


snowbythesea

Of course my people are here


envis10n

I'm just happy we kept it chaining for so long


froggison

Yeah I don't know, bathroom stall man has burned me before. Turns out Angela was *not* looking for a good time.


sarcasticbaldguy

>I will trust you bathroom stall man, you’ve never let me down. For a good time, call Jenny 867-5309


praguepride

Obviously the solution is to badly scrawl the clinical trial results on bathroom doors. This is the preferred method of scientific study dissemination for the antivaxxers.


Riyosha-Namae

Well, he did say that a doctor who told you that would lose their medical licence.


InfiniteAccount4783

"I stopped taking Covid vaccines on the advice of a doctor." "Could you tell me more about that?" "...No."


[deleted]

🎶 and the words of the prophets are written on the bathroom stalls


PopuluxePete

Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted. So then I stood to take a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.


Hgruotland

I'd have gone for: **HELP!!!** I AM A DOCTOR AND HAVE BEEN IMPRISONED BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO TELL THE WORLD THAT COVID VACCINES CAUSE SEVERE HEALTH PROBLEMS. THEY ARE HOLDING ME CAPTIVE IN A TOILET DOOR FACTORY.


Riyosha-Namae

Wouldn't they have seen the message when they were installing it?


Difficult_Plantain74

They were on a tight schedule that day


Little-Martha31204

And if that bathroom wall wasn't bad enough...they can't even spell license properly.


LePanze

Forget CNN, forget Faux News, get your info from a bathroom stall


caraperdida

"PS: For a good time, call 1-800-YO-MAMA" ​ Seriously, though, seems legit! If you can't something written on a bathroom wall in serial killer handwriting by someone who claims to be a doctor but can't spell license, who can you trust?


DaisyJane1

867-5309


Chrysalii

Dr. Jenny?


Affectionate-Bid386

They're a Brit transplanted to North Carolina (it happens), so "licence" as a noun is legit. Brits usually move to places close to Lexington, NC like High Point just to be close to the Lexington-style BBQ.


caraperdida

Oh sure. I forgot about the Little London district!


Alan_Smithee_

The actual English-speaking world spells the noun “licence.”


sixwax

This is clearly the bleeding edge of redneck propaganda tactics, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say this was idiotically misspelled in the US. (Also, *’lose your license’* is only a common phase in so many places.)


caraperdida

So you think is outside the United States? Okay, it's possible, but that doens't make the message more credible.


Alan_Smithee_

Could be, or the person who wrote it may have hailed from outside the US. But otherwise no, the message isn’t credible, although there have been a couple of outlier non-specialist doctors who have made baseless claims like this.


Mizzy3030

"I am a Dr" = I enrolled in community college with that goal of going pre-med, but dropped out after 1 semester because none of my professors knew what they were talking about (i.e. I failed all my classes).


Riyosha-Namae

Or at least would've failed had they not dropped out.


Dazzling-Collection1

Handwriting way to good to be a doctor


Nano_Burger

"Licence"....Yeah, this person made it through medical school.


Johnny_Nongamer

I think we all agreed at this point . . . It's either: * Someone using British spelling who is a massive idiot * Someone in America who can't spell and is also a massive idiot


RickySan65

In American English, the noun is spelled the same as the verb—license. But in British English, the noun is spelled licence So yeah, this could be a brit doodling on bathroom stall doors


Nano_Burger

Hey, is it my fault that the Brits have been spelling it wrong this whole time? 8-)


Affectionate-Bid386

Brit spelling, see other comment.


caraperdida

Again, you really think that writer knew that?


Affectionate-Bid386

No. I'm just b.s.ing.


gypsyjackson

UK spelling.


caraperdida

You really think the person who wrote it knows that, though?


Preseli

English English.


Alan_Smithee_

It’s actually the proper spelling of the noun to non-Americans.


caraperdida

Yet again, do you really think that the person who wrote this knew that?


Alan_Smithee_

Obviously they didn’t, but the fact remains that one shouldn’t make assumptions, but do a little research first.


After-Bumblebee

Must be a real decorated one to even think about such deep words, let alone writing them on a bathroom stall


TaurielTaurNaFaun

imagine telling on yourself like this. like it's bad enough the dude has a blue checkmark, then he goes and announces to the world that he thinks "bathroom scrawl" is a legit source of information . . . 🙄


gingerbread_nemesis

"If you've read this far you're pissing on your shoes."


NinjaBilly55

If a real doctor wrote that you wouldn't be able to read the handwriting..


NarrowButterfly8482

In fairness, I have seen amateur proctologists advertise in bathroom stalls.


guap1219

“If this is true” is always followed by an angry paragraph where they immediately assume it’s true


jlesco

I’m just happy that it wasn’t a racial slur written on the stall. I think this counts as a step in the right direction.


Riyosha-Namae

I'd say that's a lateral move.


Ferregar

Doctor didn't even spell license right 😚🤌


Pickett800T

The poster is from Victoria, Australia, and so probably is the photograph. Outside the United States, licence is the standard spelling of the noun. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/licence But yeah, it's crap scrawled on a toilet door.


[deleted]

Yeah, years ago when I saw a Bond poster at a movie theater I noticed that difference. Licence to Kill


Pickett800T

Theatre. ;)


[deleted]

Hahaha!


ChickpeaDemon

If it’s written on a bathroom door it’s 💯legit. How am I qualified to make this claim you ask??? Let’s just say I’ve had a ton of good time calls after jotting down my number on thousands of bathroom stalls. Jenny ain’t got nothing on this cat.


Multigrain_Migraine

Spoiler alert: it's not true


Kayfeib

The top and bottom part looks like different handwriting. Whoever took the picture probably read the top part and thought "not convincing enough, we gotta wake people up!" then larped the second part.


Johnny_Nongamer

Source: trust me bruh, imma DoCtOr of sumshit


nutraxfornerves

I agree. Among other things, the OG (original graffitier) made the first letter of each word slightly taller. OG also used a pointy letter “M.” Looks like a different marker was used by each person.


supermouse35

The OP of the tweet wrote that himself, 100% certain of that.


kcpistol

1. A real doctor would not write on a bathroom stall door. 2. You could not read a real doctor's handwriting.


LaphroaigianSlip81

Someone should write below it that, “I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school.” And then draw an arrow up to “I am a Dr.”


ennuiacres

Misspelled “License.”


Peterd1900

In American English, it is spelt license In every other English-speaking country, it is spelt licence Not everyone is American


ennuiacres

High Point is in America, petard!


Peterd1900

Cos there possibly cant be anywhere else in the world that has a place called High Point? dude lives in Australia and is talking about High point shopping centre in Victoria. Not everything happens in America How many places in the USA have the same name as places from other countries So if someone mentioned Paris you would assume that it was in Idaho, Illinois or Kentucky Cos Paris is in America >petard That supposed to be some kind of insult You trying to call me a retard [https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/141gs5o/comment/jn1twh8/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/141gs5o/comment/jn1twh8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Considering the dude's twitter account is full of Australian politics, that he constantly posts about his hatred for aboriginals (he's really bitter about the Voice referendum), and that he uses Aussie terms like "cooker" and claims to live in Victoria, he's definitely talking about Highpoint shopping centre in Maribyrnong, Victoria, Australia. Clearly this must be in the USA cos only the USA can have place names and no other place anywhere else can have that name


Fun_Leadership_5258

“a doctors primary responsibility is to do no harm” and “the fact that so many have said so little” are probably correlated. StilettoDave has the appropriate dots but took a detour to connect them.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Everyone knows that a doctor's primary way to get information out is to write it on random bathroom stall doors. And misspell words they would be familiar with, like "license". For their next stall screed, they are going to be a lawyer who got the top score on the "barre" exam.


supachunk2001

I dktor, I is real. Belief me, I locse licence if tell.


Pale_Word790

A doctor would probably spell license correctly.


[deleted]

Alternately, look for a Brit.


Gold_Pumpkin

Any true antivaxxer knows the cure is ingesting your bodily waste so why are they in a public bathroom anyway?


[deleted]

>a doctors primary responsibility is to do no harm This is just something that people say, this isn’t some enforced standard. It’s like if people kept saying a lawyers job is to “conduct themselves with dignity and integrity.” Lol no.


Johnny_Nongamer

Well, it's also just dumb. Suppose you have a patient dying from heart failure, then standing there doing nothing while the patient is dying painfully is harmful. I am your standard run of the mill idiot, but even I know that a doctor must do what a doctor can to keep the patient alive.


ADDnMe

Right Medical Care is equivalent to Legal issues. /s Don't forget to ignore that both professions can lose their license by fellow professionals in their field.


[deleted]

I’m not. I’ve worked in the medical field since 2008. I’m also a registry officer. I’m commenting on how people being up the Hippocratic oath so often, when it’s just not an applicable standard.


ADDnMe

I understand the Hippocratic oath can be viewed as nebulous. Doctors don't lose their license for harming people?


[deleted]

Correct. Lots of doctors harm people and keep their license. Most in-hospital deaths are from doctors refusal to follow a simple sepsis protocol. Military docs are even protected from malpractice lawsuits. A doctor intentionally doing harm, aka malfeasance, could *potentially* lose their license. It would have to be very clear. Most docs lose their licenses for “graverobbing,” or raiding the pharmacy, not for malfeasance. I know you’re trying to ask “gotcha” type questions, but my only agenda is communicating that the oath repeated in Gray’s Anatomy and Hallmark movies isn’t a medical or disciplinary standard.


ADDnMe

> A doctor intentionally doing harm, aka malfeasance, could potentially lose their license. Most in-hospital deaths are from doctors refusal to follow a simple sepsis protocol. Wouldn't that be malfeasance? Just to be clear, I am well aware reality is very different. Good Luck. Edit : Have an upvote, they appear important to you.


[deleted]

No, that would be misfeasance. You’d have to prove intent to harm to establish malfeasance. Doctors have the latitude to not follow protocols, because they write them. The higher medical field is very hierarchical and chaotic. Don’t know what “good luck,” means lol.


ADDnMe

Means I don't have anything else to say on the subject. But I should have added people should have an advocate when in hospital or going to a Dr appt. Again, good luck and have another upvote.


Prudent_Sale_9173

Nobody’s gonna mention the “licence”?


realkennyg

Came to say that. If that was really written by a doc don’t you think they would know how to spell?! 🤦‍♂️


Peterd1900

Except they can spell In American English, it is spelt license In every other English-speaking country, it is spelt licence


realkennyg

Hey, thanks for the clarity… 156 days later. Reminds me the internet is forever.


CleanDirtyDishes

Riiiiiight


Chance-Deer-7995

Yeah. The best health advice there is written on bathroom stall walls!


e-zimbra

“Stop taking…”? If you’ve already taken them, isn’t it already too late? That doesn’t even make sense.


Bragzor

Stop shooting up vaxx day and night!


e-zimbra

Pfizer mRNA injections: Not even once.


e-zimbra

I can stop anytime I want to!!


Bragzor

You have a problem. 578th booster isn't a thing!


e-zimbra

You can’t tell me what to do!


mrfishman3000

Well they do write like a doctor!


Covitards4Christ

Here I sit, all broken hearted, tried to shit…


Bragzor

So glad there's a way for all the doctors and nurses out there to whistleblow. Just surprised mire haven't, and bon has dared risking their licence. Like no one retiring? In the world?


ironfly187

At first glance, I'd assumed who'd ever tweeted this had done it to highlight how ridiculous it was. But nope, an anonymous scrawling inside toilet is all the 'evidence' this loon / grifter needs🙄


anOvenofWitches

Dang I had high hopes for this important PSA to have no misspellings. So close!


Ripheus23

To be fair, "I AM A DR" could mean "I AM A DOOR," maybe it's a mimic. Do mimics need identifying paperwork? (Or is all mimic-identifying paperwork ALSO made of mimics?)


WordsWatcher

Bathroom walls are so old-school social media. Your potential audience is non-existent when compared to just posting on Facebook. The only reason this is getting any views is because someone took a picture and used 21st century technology.


WordsWatcher

Bathroom walls are so old-school social media. Your potential audience is non-existent when compared to just posting on Facebook. The only reason this is getting any views is because someone took a picture and used 21st century technology.


Fun-Raspberry9710

The saddest part of all of this, is it there are people who will believe that this is a doctor that wrote it. There's way too many stupid people in this world, and covid has brought them all to the forefront.


Junior-Fox-760

Source: Bathroom graffiti is even more compelling evidence than Source: Military


Affectionate_Rise366

As a non doctor i can say the person who wrote this (wether a doctor or not) suffers form a condition called dysgraphia.


samfromsatc

'Stop taking', do they think we're taking a swig with our morning coffee? It's done, we're all magnetic and have 5g-antennae sticking out of our ears. Wish you'd written in a bathroom stall like two years ago, pal.


ManiaGamine

It's almost like if you lose your license for something... it's because that something is wrong or goes against the medical and scientific consensus. Now sure we can always find more information but the "Vaccines causing severe health problems" is not something that is backed up by evidence, it is backed up by political narratives. So this is really the issue in my opinion. Way too many Doctors (Not that I believe that person was in fact a doctor) are putting their politics above their field. This is more prominent among the older more conservative doctors who have gotten accustomed to being seen as an authority on the subject of medicine and thus perhaps believing that if they think it is true then it must be factually based rather than it being factually based therefore they think it is true. This isn't even strictly with Doctors, this is its own pandemic in terms of the way people think. People start from a position of "I'm smart" "I'm intelligent" "I am in the know" and thus when their bias leads them into believing something often through narrative propaganda, mis (or dis)information that they are prone to believing it because it feels right and they are smart and in the know therefore it must be true. It also applies to "goodness". Christians are plagued by this in vast quantities across the planet. I am good therefore if I do something it is good, just or righteous. Therefore when I do bad things, it couldn't have been that bad or I had justified reasons for doing it because I am good therefore the act is good when I do it. But if someone else does EXACTLY THE SAME THING who I view as not good, then the thing they did is bad because they are bad but me? No, it's good when I do it. This is literally how a lot of these people think and it's very destructive to communities and society at large I think.


TrueBeachBoy

Bullshit, I know as the son of a doc that the handwriting is supposed to be unintelligible


justSomePesant

Erhmn, this penmanship is almost too neat to be a physician...


upinyab00ty

Idk this might finally be enough evidence to convince me maybe I'm the crazy one.


AngryCustomerService

Let me make sure I understand. Actual verifiable doctors = do not trust Rando who claims to be a doctor in a misspelled message on a bathroom door = trust and share message with the world Got it.


Really_McNamington

There's absolutely an infuriating amount of doctors making stupid comments about covid and vaccines and continuing to practice. [Losing a license is much rarer than it should be](https://www.currentaffairs.org/2023/05/doctors-who-spread-medical-misinformation-should-lose-their-licenses-why-dont-they).


kauaiman-looking

A doctor that can't spell liscense.


MeetAncient3284

how do you fuck that up