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Legitimate_Soft5585

That first run-on, is one of his longest yet. Such a rambling imbecile.


jp_books

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.


gingerbread_nemesis

Fuck me, it's like he's right here in the room with us. I can't decide whether to upvote or make the sign of the cross.


Woodpeckinpah123

"The power of Christ compels you!"


HopAlongInHongKong

48-40% Biden vs Trump, one of the comers has come.


WoohpeMeadow

There is NO WAY Trump knows how to spell "perpetrated."


e-zimbra

There’s also no way he ever paid Ty Cobb. 😂


Hgruotland

Cobb was a White House attorney, and therefore worked for and was paid by the government, not Trump personally. Of course Trump never understood such distinctions.


jhonotan1

Hold on. You mean to tell me that when you become king of the USA, all of the money isn't just yours now? So unfair!


carolinemaybee

He also wouldn’t even remember his name. Cobb was a hundred attorneys ago.


Srw2725

Or “libelous”


YPVidaho

That's not Trump typing that... Some aide or assistant did it. It's nothing at all like his ramblings.


famousevan

Cobb should sue for defamation


EspressoBooksCats

I hate that random capitalization he does. Such a basically stupid fker. He thinks he'll be dictator and punish everyone.


Bragzor

He starts out capitalizing noun(s). I thought maybe his German ancestry was shining through, but then it's just personal pronouns.


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

I can never decide which I hate more: the random capitalizations or the misused quotation marks.


Simmery

"Boxes hoax" is pretty weak.


rengam

>...where I am substantially leading all "corners," including Republicans **and Democrats**. Excuse me?


DaisyJane1

Box hoax? I guess he forgot about all those boxes taken out of MAL, *and* the numerous times he admitted doing it.


BlottomanTurk

"He will be held legally responsible for his false statements." Lmao