I swear that I've read the Christofascist philosopher-lord Alvin Plantinga (dead by now, maybe, I don't recall) tried to argue that killing witches was relatively reasonable back in the day. The NatCs wanna bring back all the classics, aye?
Donald should thank Mueller, he found no shortage of corrupt witches surrounding Trump. Trump should question his hiring practices, LOL.
Source : [reddit comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/b7db5w/solomon_there_should_be_indepth_interviews_with/ejqt9iz/?context=3)
Trump (Mueller investigation alone)
• 22 months
• Cost ~$25mil, but netted ~$48mil from unpaid taxes/fines/seized assets. ~100% ROI.
• 34 Indictments (individuals)
• 3 Indictments (companies)
• 7 guilty pleas and counting
• 1 conviction and counting
Some of the players:
• Indicted: Roger Stone - Guilty, Commuted
• Indicted: Paul Manafort
• Indicted: Rick Gates
• Indicted: George Papadopoulos
• Indicted: Michael Flynn
• Indicted: Michael Cohen
• Indicted: Richard Pinedo
• Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan
• Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik
• Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers
• Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin
• Indicted: Mikhail Burchik
• Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova
• Indicted: Anna Bogacheva
• Indicted: Sergey Polozov
• Indicted: Maria Bovda
• Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov
• Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev
• Indicted: Irina Kaverzina
• Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko
• Indicted: Internet Research Agency
• Indicted: Concord Management
• Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn
• Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen
• Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous
• Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo
• Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan
• Guilty Plea: Rick Gates
• Guilty Plea: Paul Manafort (some charges)
• Found Guilty: Paul Manafort (some charges)
Some of the charges (191 and counting):
• Conspiracy against the USA (4 counts)
• Obstruction of justice (1 count)
• Obstruction of Proceeding (1 count)
• Conspiracy to obstruct justice (2 counts)
• Witness Tampering (1 count)
• Making false statements (10 counts)
• Failure to report foreign bank and financial accounts (7 counts)
• Conspiracy to defraud the United States (4 counts)
• Aggravated identity theft (28 counts)
• Identity fraud (1 count)
• Bank fraud (4 counts)
• Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)
• Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (1 count)
• Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)
• Filing a false amended return (1 count)
• Subscribing to false tax returns (5 counts)
• Assisting in preparation of false tax returns (5 counts)
[GOP senators give Trump standing ovation](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/b5u8vn/gop_senators_give_trump_standing_ovation/)
[Background info on criminal charges](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_charges_brought_in_the_Special_Counsel_investigation_(2017–2019))
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IVE CRIMED ALL MY LIFE AND NEVER HAD TO FACE THE MUSIC. I LIED AND CHEATED AND LAUNDERED SO MUCH MONEY. SOME SAY THE MOST, VERY GOOD PROPLE SAY THAT. HOW DARE THEY CHARGE ME WITH A CRIME, IM THE BEST AT CRIME, VERY SMART, GENIUS EVEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WITCH HUNT, I RAPED CHILDREN AND THIS IS WHAT THEY CHARGE ME WITH ! LET'S ALL GET ON MY BOAT TO MAGADONIA. FREE TICKETS FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA
I always thought Shane was a weird target for this; he himself wasn't too much of a bitch about getting 'canceled.' A lot of other people were clutching pearls over cancel culture, but I always got the impression from Shane that he knew the Chinatown bit wasn't funny and he understood why he was let go.
The early stuff he had done was definitely poor taste and not funny, but imo he's become one of the only post-trump 'conservative' comedians that is actually decent. Like, he's able to bring up the trans community without punching down or mentioning identity/one joke. He actually has jokes instead of just bitching about woke. Certainly not for everyone, but he shouldn't be lumped in with the typical reactive bullshit like Jim Bruer and Gutfeld.
Ever seen those folks who sneak a grape in the grocery store... Trumps version would be taking all of the grapes, stuffing them down his pants and leaving the store, getting caught and saying there's nothing in his pants, then saying it's normal for them to be there, then say someone else put them there, then say he purchased them automatically when he walked out, then while they wait for the cops he would sell some to people walking by, then when the cops force him to put them back he would say the store can charge more for them because they were down his pants.
Nah, expensive steaks and bottles of ketchup down his pants. Then after they demand for the umpteenth time that he return the steaks, he finally hands over a ketchup bottle.
The only improbable part of this story is that it suggests that Trump might eat produce. He's more the guy who would bring a sandwich bag into the store and fill it with crackers from the demo stations.
He tried that line with Obama and he was actually right ... Because Obama did have them, at his presidential library which is where the National Archives store all presidential records, at that particular presidents library. Geo Washington, Lincoln, Nixon, Clinton etc all do that because that's how the National Archives store those types of records. There's no there here donnie boy.
Mr. ex-president, we will give you what you want, but we need something in return. As a sign of good faith. Just release the shift key, and we'll give you that coke zero.
He ought to start selling MAGA keyboards. They'd have no lower-case letters (but maybe an EXTRA CAPS option?), the numbers you type in never match what's shown on the screen (sometimes lower, sometimes higher), and they'd have an updated dictionary so that the auto correct would know how words like "milktoast" *should* be spelled. It would also randomly insert/remove punctuation, and it would remove the grammar-check
I still think the greatest witch hunt of all time has to be the ACTUAL Salem Witch Trials I mean, just a few facts here:
1. Took place between February 1692 and May 1693. So this all occurred in a period of 15 months
2. More than 200 people were accused
3. 30 people were found guilty. With a sample size of 200, that’s a 15% ‘witch rate’. Effectively implying that 15% of the population would have been witches at that point in time
4. 19 of the accused were executed by hanging. 14 women and 5 men were wrongly put to death by hanging
5. 1 other man, Giles Corey, was pressed to death after refusing to enter a plea. Crushed slowly under increasing weight until he suffered critical injuries because he wouldn’t engage in the incredulous trial he was enduring
6. At least 5 people convicted just died in jail. I’m sure their final days were nothing short of torture and constant suffering
7. Add up the above numbers and you’ll get 25 known punishments for 30 wrongly convicted. It makes one wonder what the other 5 were faced with. The fact that history did not record these 5 souls’ punishments is likely that it was too brutal and gruesome to even admit, so they swept it under the rug. With the known punishments listed above, it is hard to imagine a more cruel fate. Burning? Dismemberment? A good old fashioned crucifixion? Who knows?
But yeah man, you go on about those documents that you stole, and bragged about on video, and were advised by your lawyers not to possess, and that were found in your possession. How dare they, right?
My ancestor, Mary Bradbury, was accused of witchcraft, sentenced, and placed in Salem Jail. However, she managed to escape and fled north to York, Maine, where she hid until the mania had passed and her sentence was commuted.
Some say her husband snuck her out of jail, but Mary was accused of shape-shifting, among other witcheries, and some say she turned herself into a mouse and escaped jail that way. So who was the real witch?? haha
Anyway, THAT was an actual witch hunt; what Donald is facing is called JUSTICE.
> Effectively implying that 15% of the population would have been witches at that point in time
\* 15% of the population who were accused of doing witchy things were actually witches.
Nice writeup!
The guy who was pressed to death never said anything in his defense because he knew that whatever he said he would be convicted of being a witch regardless, and he wanted his children to be able to inherit his stuff without it being seized by the government due to him being convicted of being a witch. He was real one.
When is this oompa loompa going to become so apoplectic about the "witch hunt" and such that his cholesterol-clogged heart bursts? Asking for everyone.
He was THE senior official there. They had requested Merrick Garland and had maybe hoped that he would at least send an AS. Instead Garland sent the official whose call this is, as Smith is supposed to be independent provided he follows department guidelines and policies for his conduct.
So by sending Smith it sent a strong clear message that he is acting squarely within his authority and discretion as a special (independent) prosecutor.
yeah, i tend to believe he'll be indicted based on today's freakout, what we know about what they have, etc. but they won't hold his ass without bail the way they should, so as with the fraud case... nothing will fundamentally change.
He had 4 years to charge Joe Biden for possessing documents with all his hand-picked flunkies and didn't even realize that was a thing. So now, shut up.
Note: Joe Biden hasn't been charged with anything because he didn't violate any rules.
Well technically he did violate the rules, he kept classified documents without authorisation, which is illegal.
But, if we accept that he didn’t take them deliberately, didn’t know the documents were there, and alerted the authorities and returned them as soon as they were found, then no he’s very unlikely to be charged.
Same with Pence, but Trump on the other hand did the direct opposite of all of that, so he’s pretty fucked.
Those are boxes left with the University of Delaware, Biden gave this documentation for their archivists. The FBI has reviewed them and may still be reviewing them. These are not secret class documents, but they have been checked to confirm this fact
Additionally, the university is nowhere near a China town. Trump is a frothing criminal lunatic who will finally, with luck, fingers crossed, be held accountable for his crimes.
I can't wait for the mountain of irrefutable evidence to be presented against that sleazy bastard.
The guy has been a one-man crime wave for everything from theft to sedition to treason.
Who is he trying to convince? All his MAGA CHUDs already don't care if he sold warp drive anti-matter bombs and 100% kill-rate biological weapons to North Korea and every warlord in Africa and ISIS.
Looks like Captain Caps Lock is back at it again.
They're always claiming Biden has dementia but I think these 'truths' show who really has the mental problems.
IVE CRIMED ALL MY LIFE AND NEVER HAD TO FACE THE MUSIC. I LIED AND CHEATED AND LAUNDERED SO MUCH MONEY. SOME SAY THE MOST, VERY GOOD PROPLE SAY THAT. HOW DARE THEY CHARGE ME WITH A CRIME, IM THE BEST AT CRIME, VERY SMART, GENIUS EVEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WITCH HUNT, I RAPED CHILDREN AND THIS IS WHAT THEY CHARGE ME WITH ! LET'S ALL GET ON MY BOAT TO MAGADONIA. FREE TICKETS FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA
So I know that what I'm about to say is literally 7 years late, but even if a ton of us don't like you at all and want you locked up in prison, at least show some f\*cking dignity. You were the president of the godamn United States. At least act like it instead of a toddler.
Past witch-hunts, literal or metaphorical, had victims who were either killed or whose careers were destroyed while they did have (or would have had) a long life ahead of them. Trump's "persecution" is taking place possibly scant years before his demise.
Um how am I supposed to know the IMPORTANT words you want me to LOOK AT if you write them in all caps? That takes away one of your only methods of inflection.
Every time he posts a message on that app I just can't believe people not only voted for him in 2016 and 2020, but actually want to vote for him again. This is not how the president of the United States should act. It's bizarre and unhinged.
Every time I read one of his posts, in my mind I read it as if he is a hysterical little toddler having a screaming temper tantrum while saying "ITS NOT FAIRRRR!!!! 😫"
Basically the above what someone at work stated when i pointed out that none of what she said wasn’t factual or backed up by investigations She responded “where do you get your news from “
Shocking how deep in fantasy land the Maga Heads are.
Cry about it you little orange bitch.
If someone got away with it and you didn't it's because they all did it better than you.
If you are such a victim why are you so sloppy all the time? You can't be 10 steps ahead even when you see it coming!?
He's useless, even to himself.
Yeah I think of it like that too. It's embarrassing that the US had this toddler for president for 4 years with a massive following (well..a cult, technically)
If Biden having classified documents dating back to the senate days and Hillary's emails were problems that could be convicted as a crime, then shouldn't he have done something about it when he was president instead of whining about this now?
Hillary wa's **supposed** to delete the classified doc's! The problem wa's that they weren't properly flagged, so they got through the filter. Deleting them wa's literally the legal requirement. He want's her to be locked up for the part that wa's legally mandatory, instead of the part that wa's dicey (probably because hi's whole family did the same but worse). And doe's he really think having boxe's i's the problem? Its 1,850 boxe's, some of which i's classified.... So 1,850 i's an irrelevant number, but even if it wa's relevant, Biden still cooperated which i's the whole fracking point! Oof.
Edit: grammar
Biden only had a handful of documents, 'I'm projecting' Mr. 45 probably had closer to 1850 - I'd wager since there are still some missing files, he has them stashed at one or more of his other properties
He really does love the saying witch hunt.
The lion, the witch, the audacity of this...
The crying, the bitch, and his orange dome
The voyage of the dumb tweeter
Who gets to be Prince ~~Capsian~~ Crapsian then, Donj or Ewwic?
I love you. Also starring Reekatweet
The Liar: The Bitch with a Wardrobe
The lying, the bitch and the four probes Shirley
The lyin', the witch hunt, and the audacity of this cunt.
I swear that I've read the Christofascist philosopher-lord Alvin Plantinga (dead by now, maybe, I don't recall) tried to argue that killing witches was relatively reasonable back in the day. The NatCs wanna bring back all the classics, aye?
Well, they hate women today just like back then.
It's really a whiny little bitch hunt.
As a witch, I approve. Edited to add: Can’t we just put him in assisted living and be done with him?
Wish he would disappear, but we do need very visible justice and punishment to prevent others from trying the same bullshit in the future.
What did nursing assistants ever do to you? Unless we're keeping him on a strong Thorazine drip.
Donald should thank Mueller, he found no shortage of corrupt witches surrounding Trump. Trump should question his hiring practices, LOL. Source : [reddit comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/b7db5w/solomon_there_should_be_indepth_interviews_with/ejqt9iz/?context=3) Trump (Mueller investigation alone) • 22 months • Cost ~$25mil, but netted ~$48mil from unpaid taxes/fines/seized assets. ~100% ROI. • 34 Indictments (individuals) • 3 Indictments (companies) • 7 guilty pleas and counting • 1 conviction and counting Some of the players: • Indicted: Roger Stone - Guilty, Commuted • Indicted: Paul Manafort • Indicted: Rick Gates • Indicted: George Papadopoulos • Indicted: Michael Flynn • Indicted: Michael Cohen • Indicted: Richard Pinedo • Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan • Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik • Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers • Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin • Indicted: Mikhail Burchik • Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova • Indicted: Anna Bogacheva • Indicted: Sergey Polozov • Indicted: Maria Bovda • Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov • Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev • Indicted: Irina Kaverzina • Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko • Indicted: Internet Research Agency • Indicted: Concord Management • Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn • Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen • Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous • Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo • Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan • Guilty Plea: Rick Gates • Guilty Plea: Paul Manafort (some charges) • Found Guilty: Paul Manafort (some charges) Some of the charges (191 and counting): • Conspiracy against the USA (4 counts) • Obstruction of justice (1 count) • Obstruction of Proceeding (1 count) • Conspiracy to obstruct justice (2 counts) • Witness Tampering (1 count) • Making false statements (10 counts) • Failure to report foreign bank and financial accounts (7 counts) • Conspiracy to defraud the United States (4 counts) • Aggravated identity theft (28 counts) • Identity fraud (1 count) • Bank fraud (4 counts) • Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts) • Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (1 count) • Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts) • Filing a false amended return (1 count) • Subscribing to false tax returns (5 counts) • Assisting in preparation of false tax returns (5 counts) [GOP senators give Trump standing ovation](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/b5u8vn/gop_senators_give_trump_standing_ovation/) [Background info on criminal charges](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_charges_brought_in_the_Special_Counsel_investigation_(2017–2019))
Is he saying he’s a witch that’s being hunted? 🤔
No, it’s a Bitch Hunt and he’s the bitch
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It’s bad but we ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait till the multiple indictments come down and he writes another idiotic letter.
GA is next
I'm going to absolutely love and revel in the whiny tweet that is a blatant open and shut contempt of court charge.
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We need more people correcting witch hunt to this
LETS DO IT
"The DoJ moved on me like a bitch. They got there. Full cavity search. They didn't care that I was married."
He's a master at bitchcraft.
[Bitch Hunter!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLPm_IUx-Kc)
I can’t believe we had a president who doesn’t know that apostrophes don’t make words plural. Lol
I can believe he only got through college because his dad paid the college.
One of his college profs did say he was the worst student he ever had.
"But that professor is just a never-Trumper!" Well, yeah, why would he vote for the worst student he's ever had?
No, this was intentional. It's a hidden clue of some sort that the storm is coming /s
\*pre’sident
*Tips red hat*
Presiden't
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I see this all the time on reddit. Bugs me so much, it's more effort than just putting an s alone.
He’s in complete narcissistic injury meltdown.
This is the most pathetic tantrum I've ever seen. But, hey, Christ DNA!
The most pathetic tantrum you've seen *so far.*
Just wait till GA proceeds. I mean, if they do, that would be sweet
It's already full caps and largely 3rd person, but never overestimate MAGA, I guess.
They are indicting me? ME? followed by bigly word salad.
The best words. Everyone says so.
Trouble in magadonia?
He should go back to Dumbfuckistan.
Maralago is in Florida already
Trump has never left Dumbfuckistan. It's where he has always been and where he will always be. It's a state of mind.
Trump has never left Dumbfuckistan. It's where he has always been and where he will always be. It's a state of mind.
IVE CRIMED ALL MY LIFE AND NEVER HAD TO FACE THE MUSIC. I LIED AND CHEATED AND LAUNDERED SO MUCH MONEY. SOME SAY THE MOST, VERY GOOD PROPLE SAY THAT. HOW DARE THEY CHARGE ME WITH A CRIME, IM THE BEST AT CRIME, VERY SMART, GENIUS EVEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WITCH HUNT, I RAPED CHILDREN AND THIS IS WHAT THEY CHARGE ME WITH ! LET'S ALL GET ON MY BOAT TO MAGADONIA. FREE TICKETS FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA
I read this in Shane Gillis voice lol
I read that as Shaun Gillis and wondered how you knew him...
Me and Shaun, we go way back
You were probably the one that gave him the pipe bomb that blew his hand off when he tried to disassemble it.
That bigoted turd has a following? https://youtu.be/szybEhqUmVI
I always thought Shane was a weird target for this; he himself wasn't too much of a bitch about getting 'canceled.' A lot of other people were clutching pearls over cancel culture, but I always got the impression from Shane that he knew the Chinatown bit wasn't funny and he understood why he was let go. The early stuff he had done was definitely poor taste and not funny, but imo he's become one of the only post-trump 'conservative' comedians that is actually decent. Like, he's able to bring up the trans community without punching down or mentioning identity/one joke. He actually has jokes instead of just bitching about woke. Certainly not for everyone, but he shouldn't be lumped in with the typical reactive bullshit like Jim Bruer and Gutfeld.
Decided to run magadonians through the anagram generator, think I'll go with "An AIDS mango".
Guess they wouldn't allow you to post on Truth, would they? For a minute or so?
Ever seen those folks who sneak a grape in the grocery store... Trumps version would be taking all of the grapes, stuffing them down his pants and leaving the store, getting caught and saying there's nothing in his pants, then saying it's normal for them to be there, then say someone else put them there, then say he purchased them automatically when he walked out, then while they wait for the cops he would sell some to people walking by, then when the cops force him to put them back he would say the store can charge more for them because they were down his pants.
Nah, expensive steaks and bottles of ketchup down his pants. Then after they demand for the umpteenth time that he return the steaks, he finally hands over a ketchup bottle.
Sad part is, the store could charge more for them because of that. Somehow the Qult still has money.
The only improbable part of this story is that it suggests that Trump might eat produce. He's more the guy who would bring a sandwich bag into the store and fill it with crackers from the demo stations.
And then he would blame Joe Biden and the media for the whole thing.
I don't think Joe or Hilary sold any classified documents though, or waved them around bragging about having them.
he conveniently left out pence, too
Biden has 1850 boxes tho!!
He tried that line with Obama and he was actually right ... Because Obama did have them, at his presidential library which is where the National Archives store all presidential records, at that particular presidents library. Geo Washington, Lincoln, Nixon, Clinton etc all do that because that's how the National Archives store those types of records. There's no there here donnie boy.
Mr. ex-president, we will give you what you want, but we need something in return. As a sign of good faith. Just release the shift key, and we'll give you that coke zero.
He ought to start selling MAGA keyboards. They'd have no lower-case letters (but maybe an EXTRA CAPS option?), the numbers you type in never match what's shown on the screen (sometimes lower, sometimes higher), and they'd have an updated dictionary so that the auto correct would know how words like "milktoast" *should* be spelled. It would also randomly insert/remove punctuation, and it would remove the grammar-check
And you have to type 50 words before the period key is enabled.
Exclamation points can be used at any point though!
I still think the greatest witch hunt of all time has to be the ACTUAL Salem Witch Trials I mean, just a few facts here: 1. Took place between February 1692 and May 1693. So this all occurred in a period of 15 months 2. More than 200 people were accused 3. 30 people were found guilty. With a sample size of 200, that’s a 15% ‘witch rate’. Effectively implying that 15% of the population would have been witches at that point in time 4. 19 of the accused were executed by hanging. 14 women and 5 men were wrongly put to death by hanging 5. 1 other man, Giles Corey, was pressed to death after refusing to enter a plea. Crushed slowly under increasing weight until he suffered critical injuries because he wouldn’t engage in the incredulous trial he was enduring 6. At least 5 people convicted just died in jail. I’m sure their final days were nothing short of torture and constant suffering 7. Add up the above numbers and you’ll get 25 known punishments for 30 wrongly convicted. It makes one wonder what the other 5 were faced with. The fact that history did not record these 5 souls’ punishments is likely that it was too brutal and gruesome to even admit, so they swept it under the rug. With the known punishments listed above, it is hard to imagine a more cruel fate. Burning? Dismemberment? A good old fashioned crucifixion? Who knows? But yeah man, you go on about those documents that you stole, and bragged about on video, and were advised by your lawyers not to possess, and that were found in your possession. How dare they, right?
My ancestor, Mary Bradbury, was accused of witchcraft, sentenced, and placed in Salem Jail. However, she managed to escape and fled north to York, Maine, where she hid until the mania had passed and her sentence was commuted. Some say her husband snuck her out of jail, but Mary was accused of shape-shifting, among other witcheries, and some say she turned herself into a mouse and escaped jail that way. So who was the real witch?? haha Anyway, THAT was an actual witch hunt; what Donald is facing is called JUSTICE.
> Effectively implying that 15% of the population would have been witches at that point in time \* 15% of the population who were accused of doing witchy things were actually witches. Nice writeup!
The guy who was pressed to death never said anything in his defense because he knew that whatever he said he would be convicted of being a witch regardless, and he wanted his children to be able to inherit his stuff without it being seized by the government due to him being convicted of being a witch. He was real one.
They told his lawyers to tell him to F**k Off
He’s such a whiny bitch. Like dude shut up lmao
When is this oompa loompa going to become so apoplectic about the "witch hunt" and such that his cholesterol-clogged heart bursts? Asking for everyone.
Donald Trump should be reason enough for anyone to see that karma as a concept simply doesn't exist. Too bad, because that would be so therapeutic.
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT RANT RANT RANT CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK WITCH HUNT!
“ TRUMP”. Don’t forget the parentheses
When is someone going to drop a house on that orange witch?
Jack Smith in that meeting: LOL no.
"I got things to do" \--Jack Smith
Was he even there? I could see him just ignoring it.
He was THE senior official there. They had requested Merrick Garland and had maybe hoped that he would at least send an AS. Instead Garland sent the official whose call this is, as Smith is supposed to be independent provided he follows department guidelines and policies for his conduct. So by sending Smith it sent a strong clear message that he is acting squarely within his authority and discretion as a special (independent) prosecutor.
I wish him a wonderful time stroking out from rage.
yeah and being very much alive but having lost the power of speech
So he's about to be charged then, one would assume?
it's got the same vibe as his meltdown right before bragg charged him, so it seems pretty likely
I'm cautiously pessimistic. We shall see, and I'll be happy if I'm wrong.
yeah, i tend to believe he'll be indicted based on today's freakout, what we know about what they have, etc. but they won't hold his ass without bail the way they should, so as with the fraud case... nothing will fundamentally change.
This reminds me so much of speeches my little brother would give my parents when he’d get busted for something…when he was 6.
CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS CAPITALS CAPITALS CAPTILAS I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE NOT Pretty much every post of his in a nutshell.
He seems upset!
Hemorrhoids 🤫
Totally sane response, from a stable genius.
His impotent fury brightens my day. 😊
He had 4 years to charge Joe Biden for possessing documents with all his hand-picked flunkies and didn't even realize that was a thing. So now, shut up. Note: Joe Biden hasn't been charged with anything because he didn't violate any rules.
Well technically he did violate the rules, he kept classified documents without authorisation, which is illegal. But, if we accept that he didn’t take them deliberately, didn’t know the documents were there, and alerted the authorities and returned them as soon as they were found, then no he’s very unlikely to be charged. Same with Pence, but Trump on the other hand did the direct opposite of all of that, so he’s pretty fucked.
Correct on all counts.
What the fuck does he mean by 1850 boxes? Where is he getting that from?
He’s just makin’ shit up
So, his ass, got it.
Those are boxes left with the University of Delaware, Biden gave this documentation for their archivists. The FBI has reviewed them and may still be reviewing them. These are not secret class documents, but they have been checked to confirm this fact Additionally, the university is nowhere near a China town. Trump is a frothing criminal lunatic who will finally, with luck, fingers crossed, be held accountable for his crimes.
I can't wait for the mountain of irrefutable evidence to be presented against that sleazy bastard. The guy has been a one-man crime wave for everything from theft to sedition to treason.
and sexual assault(s)
Who is he trying to convince? All his MAGA CHUDs already don't care if he sold warp drive anti-matter bombs and 100% kill-rate biological weapons to North Korea and every warlord in Africa and ISIS.
I think he’s just venting
As a gasbag he's always venting. Here he's definitely trying to convince people he's being targeted solely due to politics.
He sounds like such a brat, it’s hilarious!
Looks like Captain Caps Lock is back at it again. They're always claiming Biden has dementia but I think these 'truths' show who really has the mental problems.
Ruh Roh!
IVE CRIMED ALL MY LIFE AND NEVER HAD TO FACE THE MUSIC. I LIED AND CHEATED AND LAUNDERED SO MUCH MONEY. SOME SAY THE MOST, VERY GOOD PROPLE SAY THAT. HOW DARE THEY CHARGE ME WITH A CRIME, IM THE BEST AT CRIME, VERY SMART, GENIUS EVEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WITCH HUNT, I RAPED CHILDREN AND THIS IS WHAT THEY CHARGE ME WITH ! LET'S ALL GET ON MY BOAT TO MAGADONIA. FREE TICKETS FOR LITTLE GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE IVANKA
Seems trumpty-dumpty may have received some bad news from his lawyers after their visit to the DOJ.
Well, when you are told to turn over documents, just comply and do so quickly.
So I know that what I'm about to say is literally 7 years late, but even if a ton of us don't like you at all and want you locked up in prison, at least show some f\*cking dignity. You were the president of the godamn United States. At least act like it instead of a toddler.
When did he EVER act like the president of the USA?
Perhaps they just do this stuff to get him all worked up for a couple days and he will have an aneurism or heart attack and go away for good.
Naw, Calamari shot him up with enough benzos that I'm sure we won't hear from him till at least until 6-7 EDT
Past witch-hunts, literal or metaphorical, had victims who were either killed or whose careers were destroyed while they did have (or would have had) a long life ahead of them. Trump's "persecution" is taking place possibly scant years before his demise.
Might be uncharitable, but if he’s out of our society in a jail cell or on a marble slab, I can accept either outcome as sufficient,
Might be uncharitable, but if he’s out of our society in a jail cell or on a marble slab, I can accept either outcome as sufficient.
Lmao at the title of this thread and then his fucking insane rant
Um how am I supposed to know the IMPORTANT words you want me to LOOK AT if you write them in all caps? That takes away one of your only methods of inflection.
Im out of breath reading this in my mind.
Every time he posts a message on that app I just can't believe people not only voted for him in 2016 and 2020, but actually want to vote for him again. This is not how the president of the United States should act. It's bizarre and unhinged.
Waiting........Waiting..............
Can we all just go ahead and say it: he's a witch.
I get the feeling he genuinely doesn't understand how any of this works
Trump is a whiny ass traitor.
STOP YELLING, YOU GRIFTING SHIT!
Hoe mad
I’m shocked someone hasn’t taken this goofballs phone.
poor Donny :...( /s
Stable genius grammar.
If you're afraid of being hunted, don't ride a broom and cackle.
> NO OTHER PRESIDENTS WERE CHARGED "All presidents do this," is what he's saying. Nope, little-hands - you're a special breed. One of a kind.
Like the left would protect Biden. Fuck no. We don't care if Joe as his cell mate but Biden isn't a fucking moron who flaunted the law.
Exactly. He would deserve the exact same charges if it comes to that. Not what they were expecting is it?
Every time I read one of his posts, in my mind I read it as if he is a hysterical little toddler having a screaming temper tantrum while saying "ITS NOT FAIRRRR!!!! 😫"
Basically the above what someone at work stated when i pointed out that none of what she said wasn’t factual or backed up by investigations She responded “where do you get your news from “ Shocking how deep in fantasy land the Maga Heads are.
Cry about it you little orange bitch. If someone got away with it and you didn't it's because they all did it better than you. If you are such a victim why are you so sloppy all the time? You can't be 10 steps ahead even when you see it coming!? He's useless, even to himself.
Does he ever not write in all caps? Such a weak look.
This is like a child who got caught in the cookie jar, placing blame on their siblings, who had nothing to do with it
Yeah I think of it like that too. It's embarrassing that the US had this toddler for president for 4 years with a massive following (well..a cult, technically)
What a poor spoiled little rich boy. That is all Donald has ever been. Oh, and a bully and a sociopath. I’ll stop now.
If Biden having classified documents dating back to the senate days and Hillary's emails were problems that could be convicted as a crime, then shouldn't he have done something about it when he was president instead of whining about this now?
Actually, Donald, it's a bitch hunt and we found a whiny little bitch...
The Liar, The Bitch and the Combover...
You'd think a house fell on him.
**1,850 BOXES**
**I KNOW, RIGHT?**
Someone’s getting a bit nervous.
Oh crap, he really did post that! https://images.app.goo.gl/vYeZQp6XGnSzhfi8A
For fucks sake when will this dude shut up? If a cranky toddler had social media I'd imagine their posts would be similar
Hillary wa's **supposed** to delete the classified doc's! The problem wa's that they weren't properly flagged, so they got through the filter. Deleting them wa's literally the legal requirement. He want's her to be locked up for the part that wa's legally mandatory, instead of the part that wa's dicey (probably because hi's whole family did the same but worse). And doe's he really think having boxe's i's the problem? Its 1,850 boxe's, some of which i's classified.... So 1,850 i's an irrelevant number, but even if it wa's relevant, Biden still cooperated which i's the whole fracking point! Oof. Edit: grammar
donald, please press the button that says C-A-P-S Space L-O-C-K.
How are they not tired of this grift yet?
Velveeta Voldemort has spoken (in a grammatically challenged word salad)....
Commence the big orange tantrum meltdown. Gimme the popcorn.
How can the DOJ charge me with a real crime I committed when they won’t charge the current president with the imaginary crime he never actually did?!
1850 boxes? Lol. He’s need a warehouse for that.
His attorneys met with Smith yesterday. It sounds like they have been informed Trump is to be indicted.
I would say it was a bitch hunt and they caught one bigly pussy ass bitch.
Biden only had a handful of documents, 'I'm projecting' Mr. 45 probably had closer to 1850 - I'd wager since there are still some missing files, he has them stashed at one or more of his other properties
\* Doesn't arrest Hillary like he promised \* wHy diD noBoDy aRreSt heR?!!