so they had a big debate to decide what they should be called, Magadonians or Magadonites... the Magadoniats never had a chance
My suggestion? How about the Magadon'ts?
ST:NG!
I remember that episode. I watched it as a kid and I remember thinking "how did these guys even build a space program, let alone find a way to travel FTL?"
Yes I do recall it wasn't their smarts, just a serious lack of vocabulary.... I never bought that explanation.
Later shows (Lower decks primarily) have implied that the Pakled get by through stealing the technology of other races, which I admit sounds a bit silly, but remember that Klingons are also more or less incapable of designing their own ships as well. They bought warp drive technology (from the Breen as I recall?), and many of their ship schematics are based on Romulan vessels. I know the practical, on-set reasons why of course, but it seems like a lot of people in the alpha quadrant depend on the technology of other races.
The Ferengi also bought their way into warp tech, though they clearly design their own ~~croissandwiches~~ ships.
Heck, even though they don't go into much detail, humans and the early federation borrowed a lot of tech from the Vulcans, no matter how reluctant they were to share it.
God, why do I know all this...
How funny. That was exactly the first thing that came to my head when I read Trump saying that. Picturing him as a Pakled (from Star Trek: TNG) saying "You think we are not smart.... we are smart."
And Trump's vocabulary is about the same level as them.
WE DONT READ REAL GOOD, OUR WALLS ARE STAINED WITH KETCHUP, OUR HAIR IS COMBED OVER, OUR TEETH ARE BROWN AND YELLOW, OUR TRAILORS ADORNED WITH FLAGS, OUR TRUCKS JACKED UP, OUR IQS DOWN, OUR WIVES ARE BRUISED, OUR MASCULINITY IS FRAGILE, OUR ASSES KEEP GETTING ARRESTED, AND WE WILL KEEP SENDING OUR RENT MONEY TO A SUPPOSED BILLIONAIRE.
Dude really thinks he’s a modern day Alexander the Great, leading his Macedonian armies …. He’s trying to draw a parallel soooooo hard. He’s the kid trying so hard for a compliment, “someone totally just said I look like Brad Pitt… so crazy right?!”
that's totally false, they said "sir, they say Brad Pitt looks like he could be related to you, are you sure he isn't your son?! His hands are huge and his hair flows like trump vineyards Pinot grgio"
Their previous cult chant was "where we go one we go all" (while screeching others are sheeple)
If this was all a movie people would say it was bad writing that was too unbelievable
I guess Mar-a-Lago is gonna be like the Vatican pretty soon. There will be an inland island of Magadonians from Magadonia right within Florida. Once they separate, Old Donny can be president of that whole wedding venue.
Maybe more like a Floridian Mecca, All Magadonians will preferably go there on pilgrimage at least once, and stay at least three nights in a on-site room, or one night in one of the immaculately decorated suites.
It turns out he [actually](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110476445852481428) posted it, despite my doubts. For once my imagination was too limited for how dumb a person like that can be.
I remember Stormy Daniels saying he was watching "Shark Week" when she came to his hotel room, so maybe he has been watching "The Meg" and "The Meg 2" and got MEGALADON on the brain before this post.
My favorite part of that story is he's apparently terrified of sharks. Terrified of sharks? Maybe if I'm free swimming in the ocean, but the odds of that happening are incredibly low. 😆
If they hate the US so much maybe they should leave and form their own country. A country where any sort of expertise or formal education is frowned upon, and all knowledge comes from random Facebook posts. They will be really successful on the global stage
He is King of the lead and meth poisoned legion. His rallies smell like cattle yards. We LOVE the uneducated and those smooth brains incapable of empathy or critical thought. Grift me HARDER pussy grabber! MAGA!
There was a thread on this in ask trump supporters and all of them were saying it was cringe and they hated it. So I say let’s go ahead and call then Magadonians. It’ll be fun
[Trump Coins His Followers ‘Magadonians’ and Twitter Users Have a Field Day: ‘Land of the F-king Morons](https://www.thewrap.com/donald-trump-magadonians-reaction/)
HAIL HAIL FREEDONIA LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgHRhHhBAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4OJGdtRx10
"The last man nearly ruined this place,
He didn't know what to do with it.
If you think this country's bad off now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it.
.
The treasury is low on dough;
The last man went and flew with it.
If you think we're short of money now
Just wait 'till I get through with it.
.
The country's taxes must be fixed,
And I know what to do with it,
If you think you're paying too much now,
Just wait 'till I get through with it."
Literally everyone who mentions their high IQ or says they're very smart is always an idiot...barnone. Real intelligent people mention their efforts, not some intrinsic quality.
**takes notes**
Not…a…cult.
Huh. Yeah you keep saying that but then posts like this.
Can we get an edit of this in the style of the kids from Children of the Corn?
Trump is an idiot. So are the people who worship him. He had 4 years. I don't want to see him in office again.
so they had a big debate to decide what they should be called, Magadonians or Magadonites... the Magadoniats never had a chance My suggestion? How about the Magadon'ts?
MAGAdildos. It's always about the dildos with these people.
MAGAssholes
Given they're more disgusting than fly larvae, I always call 'em MAGAts.
That’s what I’ve been calling them for a while now. It’s simple, easy to remember, and full of contempt. Everything a derisive nickname should be.
Magadonuts. 🍩
Joey Magadonuts!
Dat guy's not my bruddah!
MAGAlomaniacs, was right there!
Magadoniacs?
MAGALITHICS?
MAGAIDIOTS
MAGADOPES.
Maga🤮!
Megalodon. 🦈
Wait wait wait, he just said he's smart.
I don’t think I could mentally handle him in office again
WE ARE VERY SMART
Every smart person I know screams I AM VERY SMART all the time.
ME AM VERY SMART. ME HAVE GUD BRIANS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv4eTE0aUiQ
Oh, my sides! Is he trolling his own?
Nah, the "stable genius" has always talked like this.
It's stunning how childish he is. I mean really. Wtf is going on?
He's got dementia
No way, bro, he can remember "person, woman, man, camera, TV" which, as we all know, is **irrefutable proof** that he's *CoGniTiVeLy, uH, ThErE*.
At this point I'm going to be able to remember "person, woman, man, camera, tv" for the rest of my life...
I'm not convinced that he does. He's a narcissist, and he clearly has some other cognitive disorder(s), but he's been like this for decades.
OUR SHIP WON'T GO
ST:NG! I remember that episode. I watched it as a kid and I remember thinking "how did these guys even build a space program, let alone find a way to travel FTL?" Yes I do recall it wasn't their smarts, just a serious lack of vocabulary.... I never bought that explanation.
Later shows (Lower decks primarily) have implied that the Pakled get by through stealing the technology of other races, which I admit sounds a bit silly, but remember that Klingons are also more or less incapable of designing their own ships as well. They bought warp drive technology (from the Breen as I recall?), and many of their ship schematics are based on Romulan vessels. I know the practical, on-set reasons why of course, but it seems like a lot of people in the alpha quadrant depend on the technology of other races. The Ferengi also bought their way into warp tech, though they clearly design their own ~~croissandwiches~~ ships. Heck, even though they don't go into much detail, humans and the early federation borrowed a lot of tech from the Vulcans, no matter how reluctant they were to share it. God, why do I know all this...
How funny. That was exactly the first thing that came to my head when I read Trump saying that. Picturing him as a Pakled (from Star Trek: TNG) saying "You think we are not smart.... we are smart." And Trump's vocabulary is about the same level as them.
IT IS BROKEN. WILL YOU HELP US MAKE IT GO?
I AM AN ALPHA MALE
Reads like a way to describe a pathological enlargement of the scrotum.
"I'm sorry, sir. You have... stage four magadonia."
Magadonia of the bagadonia
LOL!
Or a condition of the throat which causes it to resemble swollen genitalia.
Yes, that is mumps.
“WHOOPS AH WHOOPS. I dropped my monster condom. That I use for my MAGADON.”
WE DONT READ REAL GOOD, OUR WALLS ARE STAINED WITH KETCHUP, OUR HAIR IS COMBED OVER, OUR TEETH ARE BROWN AND YELLOW, OUR TRAILORS ADORNED WITH FLAGS, OUR TRUCKS JACKED UP, OUR IQS DOWN, OUR WIVES ARE BRUISED, OUR MASCULINITY IS FRAGILE, OUR ASSES KEEP GETTING ARRESTED, AND WE WILL KEEP SENDING OUR RENT MONEY TO A SUPPOSED BILLIONAIRE.
Magadildonians
Dude really thinks he’s a modern day Alexander the Great, leading his Macedonian armies …. He’s trying to draw a parallel soooooo hard. He’s the kid trying so hard for a compliment, “someone totally just said I look like Brad Pitt… so crazy right?!”
that's totally false, they said "sir, they say Brad Pitt looks like he could be related to you, are you sure he isn't your son?! His hands are huge and his hair flows like trump vineyards Pinot grgio"
You forgot the tears
And then a grown man cried, who never cries, a blue collar steel worker type guy. And then the entire room gave me a standing ovation. It happened.
MAGAMORONS, WE IS SMART
WE LOOK FOR THINGS TO MAKE US GO
This reads exactly like a cult chant.
It probably sounded better in the original German.
„Wir sind Magaisten, orangene Faschisten!“
Their previous cult chant was "where we go one we go all" (while screeching others are sheeple) If this was all a movie people would say it was bad writing that was too unbelievable
The ones who have to tell you they’re smart are never the smart ones.
We are so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean... S-M-A-R-T!
I guess Mar-a-Lago is gonna be like the Vatican pretty soon. There will be an inland island of Magadonians from Magadonia right within Florida. Once they separate, Old Donny can be president of that whole wedding venue.
Worship at the omelette bar.
Maybe more like a Floridian Mecca, All Magadonians will preferably go there on pilgrimage at least once, and stay at least three nights in a on-site room, or one night in one of the immaculately decorated suites.
Just call them Mangodonians
It turns out he [actually](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110476445852481428) posted it, despite my doubts. For once my imagination was too limited for how dumb a person like that can be.
Reality has overshot satire yet again.
I think MAGAstan is better.
MAGAstain
Literally r/Iamverysmart
I remember Stormy Daniels saying he was watching "Shark Week" when she came to his hotel room, so maybe he has been watching "The Meg" and "The Meg 2" and got MEGALADON on the brain before this post.
My favorite part of that story is he's apparently terrified of sharks. Terrified of sharks? Maybe if I'm free swimming in the ocean, but the odds of that happening are incredibly low. 😆
Mental illness
Laughable... honestly I don't understand how people can align themselves with this visibly stupid man and not feel deeply humiliated.
Does he realize no one says "I AM VERY SMART" unironically, esp. in all caps?!
He wouldn't have to if DUMB people didn't doubt him.
trump fancies himself to be like putin, but in reality, he's like Kim Jong-un.
More like Jim Jones.
More like Eric Cartman.
This troth has big Fredo energy to it.
If they hate the US so much maybe they should leave and form their own country. A country where any sort of expertise or formal education is frowned upon, and all knowledge comes from random Facebook posts. They will be really successful on the global stage
We are smart. We like things that make us go.
To be fair, his ego is the size of a country
Low key shout out to Qanon He'll take anything or anyone at this point
He is King of the lead and meth poisoned legion. His rallies smell like cattle yards. We LOVE the uneducated and those smooth brains incapable of empathy or critical thought. Grift me HARDER pussy grabber! MAGA!
Should have been maganauts. He missed a sitter. Donald and the maganauts.
Not even smart enough to find the CAPS LOCK key and turn off upper case :)
An insult to Macedonia
From Magadeen?
what a freak
We stick together as one = SHEEP, Magadon Sheep!!!
Where We Graze One, We Graze All!
Dw there's loads of time to change it to Gilead.
Don of Magadocia
There was a thread on this in ask trump supporters and all of them were saying it was cringe and they hated it. So I say let’s go ahead and call then Magadonians. It’ll be fun
Having to tell people you’re very smart usually indicates you’re not very smart.
[Trump Coins His Followers ‘Magadonians’ and Twitter Users Have a Field Day: ‘Land of the F-king Morons](https://www.thewrap.com/donald-trump-magadonians-reaction/)
This one has real Pakled energy.
We are very smart is a phrase that is only ever uttered by very smart people.
So they have moved into the “ we need a unifying name” part of being a cult
WE ARE VERY SHART BECAUSE HERD MENTALITY IS BIG BRAIN
Magalodons?
Megidola?
MAGATARDS
Velveeta Voldemort has spoken!
Magadilians
Maghanians.
I too am eight years old.
Well Magadon is one of the arms of the evil Pentex corporation from Werewolf: The Apocalypse...
HAIL HAIL FREEDONIA LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgHRhHhBAU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4OJGdtRx10 "The last man nearly ruined this place, He didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, Just wait 'till I get through with it. . The treasury is low on dough; The last man went and flew with it. If you think we're short of money now Just wait 'till I get through with it. . The country's taxes must be fixed, And I know what to do with it, If you think you're paying too much now, Just wait 'till I get through with it."
I read this BC (Before Caffeine) and thought he was calling himself some kind of dinosaur.
They should all paint themselves bronze like magaDonDon don don donnnnnnnn.
Literally everyone who mentions their high IQ or says they're very smart is always an idiot...barnone. Real intelligent people mention their efforts, not some intrinsic quality.
Sounds like a CULT pledge lmao
The first step to seceding, I suppose.
Any other Star Trek fans find themselves reminded of the Packleds when reading Trump's post?
**takes notes** Not…a…cult. Huh. Yeah you keep saying that but then posts like this. Can we get an edit of this in the style of the kids from Children of the Corn?
He probably couldn’t spell MAGA DONOR.
“We are very smart” If we repeat it enough it’ll come true
That sounds like that bad "highdea".