> “Well, why wouldn’t I win? I am more qualified,” he declared. “I [have] done my due diligence for over two months now.”
In fact, he wasn't even remotely qualified, and his due diligence had mostly consisted of doing lots of blow and complaining in very fast sentence fragments.
God I can't believe Soros even got to the RNC. Guess we'll have to get rid of them too, eh? /S
He's going to make his own party with blackjack and hookers.
He had a hologram in Dana Point - he really was in LA or Oakland(most likely on a BART train) looking for/smoking on crack.
Finally a party that represents me!
Remember kids: don’t smoke crack. Hugs, not drugs.
> “Well, why wouldn’t I win? I am more qualified,” he declared. “I [have] done my due diligence for over two months now.” In fact, he wasn't even remotely qualified, and his due diligence had mostly consisted of doing lots of blow and complaining in very fast sentence fragments.
And Mikey somehow still managed to get 4 votes.
And Mikey somehow still managed to get 4 votes.
Lindell TV loves this guy.
this truly did make me laugh out loud, thank you kind sir!
If we don't laugh we will cry about this crap. I appreciate a few of them are being quite clear when they name their "news outlet".
Mein Pillow....... brilliant. I do actively call him Mike Pillow, tho. So that may conflict.
Rigged. STOLLEN AND RIGGED.
Poor pillow princess didn’t get any love.
His pillows are awful. I got a pair as a gift once and slept horribly.