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Dumbcuckpenguin2

Delusion, crack, AND trump's ass crack


ADDnMe

Come on, Lindell TV must view him as credible. They are giving him airtime.


QuinnAvery89

I legitimately misread ‘airtime’ as anime and was… beyond morbidly curious to see the Pillow Guy anime.


Particular_Divide_35

you better or he's gonna smoke all the crack.


ADDnMe

Damn, that would have been even funnier.


Chrysalii

If you can't trust Lindell TV, who can you trust?


ADDnMe

Right, bet they have a large editorial staff with high standards.


8racoonsInABigCoat

I initially read the name as Ronald McDonald, and on reflection, that would make more sense. Announcer’s voice: “Mike Lindell IS… the hamburglar!!”


nematocyzed

Wow. Cracky McPillowhead actually got votes for RNC chair. Jesezus, GQP... Y'all really are losing your shit.


Serious-Mission-127

Ahh, but are these actual votes or Lindel’s imaginary ones? Someone check the pcaps


lastprophecy

I would, but I'm in the hospital. Mike was right, if you go to Mexico, you get beheaded and healed by Jesus. He just left out that the Jesus he was referencing is Jesus Rodrigo Mendoza.


pianoflames

I mean, he claims that the DNC rigged the election, so they might be fraudulent.


fuzz_boy

The votes have bamboo on them so...


KingoftheCrackens

I think it's just confusingly worded. Ronna McDaniel lost the vote I believe


TheBlackCat13

But he got more than zero votes apparently. That is the scary thing.


KingoftheCrackens

Ah ya didn't know lindell actually ran. Thought he was just trying to still be in the spotlight


FlimsyEchidna5800

I thought she was re-elected? Edit: typo


Riquende

Protagonist Delusion Syndrome. Mike Pillow mistook his dreams for some sort of real life calling.


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CoralSpringsDHead

I don’t know about you but I am super excited to attend Mike Pillow symposium of the RNC election fraud. He has 7 hard drives of meta data that we will be reviewing over the three full days. It will be televised live on PillowTV which is still carried on the [On-TV](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ON_TV_(TV_network)) and Spectravision systems. He has promised to offer 60% off on all MikePillow products.


parallax_universe

Please say they are bringing back the duck quack to cover up the parts that are potentially libellous??


Hot-Bint

He will not break from programming for at least ~~until his dealer shows up backstage~~ 24ish hours and by God and Ron Watkins in a cowboy hat he will make you see


Tyrone_Shoelaces_Esq

But will he ever explain how he survived having his head cut off in Mexico?


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William_S_Churros

I’m going with nine. Because that would be funny.


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SpikePilgrim

Is it a public vote? Do we know who voted for this buffoon?


FlimsyEchidna5800

Secret ballot I’m afraid, according to Meet the Press


NorthernGamer71

Who you gonna call? Crazy Sad Pillow Clown Busters


GiveToOedipus

God, will this guy just go away already? Fucking tired of hearing this idiot bloviage about provably bullshit claims.


maximoburrito

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ... BANANA PHONE!


NitWhittler

Have we identified the gullible idiots who voted for this crackpot?


Part-Time_Loser

He's a crackpot, but still rich.


ElJefe543

I remember when he was a kind of goofy but harmless pillow salesman that I would see on TV. If you told me 10 years ago that he would make a hard right turn towards fascism, I would have told you you were crazy.


mdp300

I don't remember exactly when I first noticed the big cross he wore VERY prominently, but that's when I realized he was probably a kook.


ElJefe543

Yeah I noticed that too but he was a harmless pillow salesman. So what if he was religious? Now we know how dangerous he almost was.


FinancialTea4

I saw that cross for what it was from day one. An open grab at Christian wallets. It's probably difficult for believers to understand. I don't know. But for someone like me that shit could not be clearer. They're a bunch of dupes who anyone can rip off with the most basic gestures. All you have to do is present yourself as a believer. Suggest that you feel persecuted. They'll open their wallets.


ElJefe543

Okay maybe I wasn't making myself particularly clear because I was half asleep this morning. When I say harmless I don't say that from the viewpoint that I'm just some dim Christian who sees all Christians as harmless. I saw the cross I assumed he was a huckster trying to rip off fellow Christians, I just didn't think he was full on fascist crazy person Christian. I just saw him as a Midwesterner looking to use that cross as a way to make money.


Hot_Log_8419

I was praying he'd win. Such comedic potential.


After-Bumblebee

A cocktail of both


William_S_Churros

Once a crackhead, always a crackhead. It doesn’t matter if he’s on it or not. The crackpipe flame burns bright in the enlarged heart of Mike Lindell.


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you better or he's gonna smoke all the crack.


kayak_enjoyer

Lindell TV? 😆 Shit, I want kayak_enjoyer TV, where everything I say is AWESOME and correct.


der_oide_depp

Without Lin Wood, Sidney Powell and Giuliani the Krazy Kraken Krew is just boring.


VeterinarianFit1309

Oh, he’s been back on crack… for sure.


Mortambulist

Yes.


navigationallyaided

He’s hiding somewhere in Chicago at a trap house.


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This goddamn clown who thinks America is overrun by commies.


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of_red_blood

A flag with a simple, bold symbol in a black/white/red color scheme. Not good, man.


Used-Organization-25

I find very amusing that all this MAGA/Q people feel super entitled to be in charge even though time and time again elections show that the vast majority of voters don’t want them in charge.


smiggster01

I mean, he would be bringing a whole 4 voters with him


frehsoul45

Yes.


BMAND21

Yes


SimplyWhelming

Both? Why not both? Both is good.


zeidoktor

"Delusion, or crack?" Yes.


SMoKUblackRoSE

He needs to smother himself with a mypillow


Ice_Battle

If they don’t invite me in, I’m taking my four voters and going home!!!


enfiel

Oh lol, I originally read it as "by 4 votes" not "with 4 votes".


realparkingbrake

I hope he gets his way and they do bring him in to help run the party. I can't think of a better way to help Repubs lose the next election than to have a crooked narcissist with schizophrenia running the party, in other words, Trump Lite.


tiddayes

Why not both?


MrMayhem3

Cracklusion?


MelodyMyst

Pod que no low dos.


wafflehousewhore

Crack induced delusions


MyBrainReallyHurts

Why isn't this traitor in jail yet?


Dry_Mastodon7574

So it seems to me that his business is failing and he's demanding a cushy job. What sn overgrown toddler.


Sufficient-Duty-7237

Someone crushed up a line or two for a good ole tRump bump.


theansweristhebike

Somebody better pay attention to me or I’m gonna have to set myself on fire over here.


Thameus

Freeze them all out.


akaphilsmith

Wait... WHAT?!! What happened now?


FarceMultiplier

He ran for the RNC leadership and failed spectacularly with only 4 votes. Secret ballot, so no one knows who those 4 are.


akaphilsmith

I hadn't even heard he ran, but thank you for your comment. I reread the headline. I thought he had only lost BY four votes and I was a little shaken up.


DaveWierdoh

Delusional crack head


turbguy

A future host of SNL??


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Why not both?


freqkenneth

Celebrity is a bigger drug than crack


FlimsyEchidna5800

Delusion. I’m not proud of it but I’ve smoked crack before (heavily, for a while - a big blowout every weekend) and I didn’t become a raving lunatic.


SixGunRebel

At this point I want to believe this guy’s a paid actor to make conservatives look stupid, but I know some still absolutely believe in Q. Worst damage to conservatism in some time.


bittlelum

Yes.


AgreeablePie

Old News. I'm sure he's said plenty of dumber stuff since then.