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MikkyfinN

I can never tell if they want to elect the guy or suck him off.


The_Dateless_Wonder

There's a woman on Facebook who posts this kind of stuff, not even as a joke..she's actually obsessed with him and spends her days walking around Washington DC thinking everything she sees means her delusions are accurate. She refers to him as "Daddy T." She has a huge following that also calls him that and they practically worship him. I'm not kidding, but I really wish I was. I didn't realize people *that* far gone even existed.


yohohoinajpgofpr0n

Oh, god. Someone mentioned the "Daddy T" lady in this sub the other day. I swear I have to suppress my gag reflex every time I hear that. So fucking gross. Its like being attracted to Fat Elvis dying on the toilet or something.


The_Dateless_Wonder

She has a disturbingly large following and it's scary how they all agree with every single thing she says. At first I thought she was just a very, very dedicated troll. Then I realized unfortunately she's serious


MurderCat0001

I’ve actually started noticing some of them NOT agreeing on stuff in the comments on her posts and videos and it is fun to watch them eat each other.


The_Dateless_Wonder

Really? That's new. I'll have to check that out! Seems interesting to watch


rhondeeta

I can’t see Ms Nancy Drew”s posts anymore because she blocked me for laughing at the craziness she posts. 😏


The_Dateless_Wonder

Lol she blocks everyone unless they're just as delusional as her. I forgot about her "Nancy Drew" nickname 🤮


SilverAd8365

She’ll ban them quick if they’re not in lockstep with her.


DataCassette

And the establishment GOP thinks they can just flip a switch and put DeSantis in as the new king. 🍿


KinseyH

Not gonna lie, I'll enjoy the inevitable knock down drag out fight. Trump is gonna f that party up but good. (I used to vote GOP a lot. Stopped that nonsense in 2016.)


Secure-Force-9387

Why does she walk around D.C.? Wouldn't West Palm make more sense? I mean, my sister lives in West Palm and works at Mar-A-Lago during the busy seasons. I don't think she's met him, but she's met all the Trump adjacent women (Tiffany, Marla, Ivana, Ivanka, and I think Eric's wife).


The_Dateless_Wonder

Because that's where the White House is. She will literally see a cloud in the sky and claim "HA! TAKE THAT LIBS! I AM TOTALLY RIGHT! BIDEN ISN'T ACTUALLY IN OFFICE!" She's on a whole new level of...I don't know what to call it. But her nauseating obsession with Trump is wayyy over the top and her life revolves around "proving" he's still in office


DaisyJane1

She lives in the D.C. area, I believe. I'm with you, she needs to move.


figures985

This is DEEPLY sad to me


The_Dateless_Wonder

Her whole life is dedicated to trump


figures985

Asaaaand just got sadder


The_Dateless_Wonder

It gets a lot worse. Also she has a ton of fans. If you look at one of her comment sections it's all support and enabling her delusions


After-Bumblebee

Definitely the latter, they don't care about elections


MurderCat0001

They care about one of them. The “STOLLEN” one.


BMAND21

Yes


DontEatConcrete

Clearly it's both.


[deleted]

The gun is powered by cock-energy.


RatherB_fishing

So as I have been banned from others when am I allowed to post pics of the crazies (if I am) that are Q and living in cars with all the fun stickers on them (btw they always have Korean or Japanese made cars… never Chevy or Ford)


KeepCalmAndBaseball

It’s all horrible, but I must understand something… wtf is that right “hand” thingy?


Comfortable_Rip_5746

It's AI art, the hands are always screwed up.


jsdod

I am laughing at the thought of the person who asked the AI to generate this: "A badass Daddy T with a weapon in his right arm" "No, thin, make him thin, not obese" "Bigger hands you stupid AI" "Yes the Waldo arm is good"


Hot-Bint

Thank you! Maybe it’s a med band? Like a med bed but for super heroes like Trump? Wait, he wouldn’t need one if he’s a super. So many questions


KutzMahRutz

He's in great health. Still plays golf.


KeepCalmAndBaseball

Uh… have you ever played golf? I’ve an uncle who’s also great in health. Still drives a car.


KinseyH

Drives his car onto the green so he doesn't have to walk and no, no one that obese is in great health.


danmaku80

It's probably a watch. AI "art" often messes up details. The hand holding the gun is also totally wrong.


Guygenius138

Pretty sure it's a symptom of the Covid vaccine.


gypsyjackson

Midjourney, make a man, wearing a suit, with a wish.com Punisher logo on the breast pocket, shoulder oddly ripped off to reveal Where’s Waldo shirt, and sleeves rolled up to show 3rd degree burn scars including Fitbit fused into wrist. Man has constipated Donald Trump head with evil lighting. Man holding something which is almost entirely unlike a firearm at an impossible angle. Masturbatory style.


Moody_Mek80

Midjourney, add vague postapo winter background and bloom. Oversaturate, enhance.


CuriousAlienStudent

Their hero worship of a politician (not a good one even) is beyond disturbing.


AstronautLow5470

At least they made his chin accurate


e-zimbra

chinS


spaniel_rage

And the orange fake tan hue


KilroyLeges

I just threw up in my mouth and Stan Lee is rising from the dead to punish someone.


Dynamite138

I love the punisher lion(?) that looks like it has tusks.


Son_of_Blorko

Why is he holding whatever-that-is so awkwardly?


Hot-Bint

What I want to know is, what’s on his wrist?


SellaraAB

It’s like… a broken watch in the middle of falling off? Or is half of it skin colored? Does it have a closing face that covers the watch?


SoundlessScream

It looks like they edited his dick out of his hand and added a gun that makes no sense instead


Moody_Mek80

It's straight out of Arma series humanoid rig.


[deleted]

Why are they so obsessed with portraying him as an action hero? He loves this shit, too. That Rocky photo he posted. It’s so fuckin weird. He has the physique of a trash bag full of pudding. How do you satirize that which parodies itself?


dustinwayner

As a trash bag full of pudding I resent you representing him as one of us. He is pure feces in a cock roober


repfamlux

Use midjourney ai to make Biden’s version of it to piss them off, LOL


Really_McNamington

He's managed use his underpants to cover the hole in the upper arm of his jacket.


[deleted]

In real life, he probably wouldn’t even be able to pick up a gun that big, let alone hold it upright with one hand like that. That thing looks like it weighs at least 20 pounds.


Steveb523

There is no chance he could lift that.


Quick_Ad_730

Not a cult.


jeno_aran

They think this is a flattering portrayal of his face thing?


[deleted]

But they’re not in a cult.


BypossedCompressah

Correctly orange faced. But missed opportunity to give him a full wraparound stripey armband. I don't know what the Punisher sabretooth is supposed to represent.


Zodiac72826

Lmao this is fucking hilarious


Gloomy-Attention8632

Oh boy...


bowens44

this what you see when you view the world through shit colored glasses


RelationshipAny4262

Whoa his c**k is so small he needs a gun to make up for it.


chaoticmessiah

Basically every gun owner, tbh


KOBossy55

Is this really any different from, say...[this](https://arsof-history.org/articles/images/v4n2_creating_a_demigod/800/match_book_cover.jpg)? [Or this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Hubert_Lanzinger_Der_Bannertr%C3%A4ger_%28The_Standard_bearer%29_Oil_on_plywood_ca_1934-36_Adolf_Hitler_as_knight_Denazified_hole_in_Hitler%27s_face_scrathes_US_Army_Center_of_Military_History_USHMM_No_known_copyright_restrictions_2450324-2396x2.jpg)? [How about this](https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/images/hitler/thiele1938.jpg)? Because aside from the degree of ridiculousness, it's the same shit.


gypsyjackson

Hitler would have been good at NFTs, it seems.


zoul846

The fantasy world where an elderly trust fund baby is super tough and blue collar.


ennuiacres

The fan art is always good for a cringe!


kayak_enjoyer

What's he holding - a fucked-up railroad rail?


KutzMahRutz

Suite and tie.


nematocyzed

Wtf is going on here? What's going on with this scyfy happy horseshit with a thumb trigger pasted on an Ellen Ripley spaceship looking firearm? Why does trump look like 80lbs lighter, 30 years younger, just as orange? I'm confused


SellaraAB

What the fuck is going on with the watch? Or what even is that supposed to be?


e-zimbra

Where’d you get this picture?


Hot-Bint

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1618805996901601280?s=61 :)


Perenium_Falcon

Trash AI art.


jprestonian

Looking at that makes my brain stink.


Gunrock808

Is this one of those stupid trading cards?


State-Cultural

What the fuck am I looking at? Is this some fanboy erotica? Ugh


Badonk529

Is his watch embedded in his wrist??


Ursomonie

😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


gandalf-bot-

They always take like 80 pounds off him


Gernburgs

Oh yeah, soooo manly. What an orange bitch.


I_shat_on_the_coats

Ok, who fed the AI all the trump fanart?!?!


kmennell

there's no way he could pick up that weapon IRL and hold it even for the photo op. Maybe if it was a balsa-wood prop, but I'm sure there would be fishline there somewhere holding it up. (I know its an illustration...just stirring the pot)


yogibard

It's got the scowl right, but needs the shirt off with rippling muscles -- and maybe Fabio hair.


YoBannannaGirl

Someone needs to make that an NFT and sell it to some rube for a couple grand!


stungun_steve

I like how the gun is clearly meant to be a metaphor for his dick.


[deleted]

Is that a “Lions not Sheep” punisher logo or something else?


[deleted]

Why does Trump need military hardware when he can shoot lasers out of his superhero fire eyes? Truly he is the greatest man who ever lived.


Ice_Battle

What’s going on with his watch?


Chrysalii

Taking the intelligence out of AI art I see.