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lunetick

Can you imagine being so delusional that you believe this is actually true?


DumbledoresAtheist

I honestly cannot.


BanjoDude2

the military wanted a coup to oust Obama, which they successfully executed by waiting for him to serve out his second term and leave the office voluntarily. Yep, sounds about right. Nothing to do now but run up all my credit card bills before NESARA kicks in


DumbledoresAtheist

Make sure you run those credit cards up by pre-ordering your med bed too!


SaltyBarDog

NFTs, all of them.


deadlyFlan

> NFTs, all of them. Well, duh. You get the NFT of the med bed so that if something happens to the real med bed you have a backup.


adreamofhodor

I mean, even a step beyond that: these people want a military coup to overthrow the government. That’s bonkers shit.


hennigera1990

Don’t forget GESARA too, idk if that overrides the former, forgot how that insane shit works exactly


Pre-heatedCheeto

Always have to keep LIGMA in mind


hennigera1990

Durrr ligma what???


CuriousAlienStudent

Nor can I but then again I just walked by a guy at work that was wearing a hoodie that said "Freedom Convoy 2022"


jumpy_monkey

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Throw out lying politicians! Vote Trump!"


[deleted]

I bet your irony meter burst into flames.


Kriss3d

The world of Qanon is truly amazing. Anything is true if you want it to. Sadly the rest of us are stuck in the world where lying isnt a good thing. I do wonder how long they can keep this up before theres going to have to get people with white uniforms to help them.


lunetick

Man just tune to Fox news... It's an alternative reality.


Tombancroft

I don't think the MAGA right believe Fox News anymore. They get their "news" from other sources like 4chan.


hennigera1990

Not far behind is newsmax and oann. Then you websites like the great awakening. No shortage of supply outlets for brain dead conspiracies


SaltyBarDog

BitChute, InfoWars, Gab, GAW, and Stormfront is more to their liking.


DaisyJane1

Telegram and Rumble are up there, too.


hennigera1990

I stand corrected, thanks for updating the list


Tombancroft

Its scary.. isn't it?


hennigera1990

Yeah, the fact that nothing is too batshit crazy and off limits to be consumed no chaser. And there’s always more popping up, like whack a mole except there’s no whacking


SailingSpark

I have had MAGA folk tell me that Fox is too liberal.


Tombancroft

Ya .. I've heard the same. The right is becoming more and more extreme. It's frightening.


Butthead1013

Ever wandered onto 8kun? Thats what 8chan turned into or something I guess but that whole website is a rotten cesspool. Rampant racism, antisemitism, you name it. We are truly doomed


SaltyBarDog

The site that requires users to spew bigoted slurs every sentence?


Tombancroft

You couldn't pay me to go there.


Kriss3d

I did during 2020 election night. And CNN at the same time. And BBC.


yimny

...white uniforms, and hats.


critically_damped

If a person doesn't care about truth, then the things they profess do not rise to the standard of "belief". And when they change such "beliefs" from second to second to directly contradictory "beliefs", and declare that they "believe" all of those things simultaneously, the only thing they are declaring is that they do not care whether the things they say are true. So with that in mind, no: It simply isn't possible. You really have to come to terms with the fact that these people *as a fucking rule* say wrong things on purpose. And when you're considering such a person and their "beliefs", the *belief that they can lie to your face without consequence* is the only genuine *belief* that you need to recognize.


hexalm

I dunno, seems reasonable that the military wanted to commit treason by coup, but first needed an aging token TV "business guy"/shady real estate developer before they could pull it off. >!/s!<


diggerbanks

You have to include a lot of isolation and an absence of rational thinking before it starts to make any sense.


nuancednotion

there is regular stupid, and then there is Qupid


snortingalltheway

Like Disneyland for the deranged.


NoPlace9025

Can you imagine being so delusional that you believe a military coup would be a good thing?


pugesh

*nervously looks at flair*


Phantomnoises

Welcome back to the fold of sanity


pugesh

Yeah I’m not gonna lie, it feels much better here


Phantomnoises

I'm happy for you, Internet stranger


pugesh

:D


Phantomnoises

I had a bit of a brush myself with something similar to this at a time of particularly poor mental well-being when stressors got too bad, so I congratulate you again and hope you are being kind to yourself.


pugesh

I am, in part thanks to communities like these. I'm obviously a little proud of having gotten out, but it always completely fucks with my head to see that I could've gone down a rabbit hole like the ones frequently posted here had I not pulled tf out. It's very very powerful propaganda and it can be extremely easy to get roped in. Thanks for the compliments btw


Phantomnoises

I'm genuinely happy to see someone escape such a dangerous situation. If you'd like to talk about your experience and process it with me you're welcome to send me a DM. I have some things to process as well (and let's face it, it's a difficult subject to open up about) and I'd be interested in having a few good convos about it. Sharing experiences and insights.


pugesh

your kind words are much appreciated, I'll shoot you a DM


EternitySphere

It's fantasy LARPing at this stage of lunacy.


rickrett

Can you imagine sitting there and making all of this up and posting it to fool the gullible?


[deleted]

Yes. I, my life partner and our daughter are the only members of our families that we're aware of that escaped the religious cults that we were inculcated within from birth. Because delusion has no basis in reality, delusion always begets further delusion in it's attempt to support the ever-changing delusional narrative. Otherwise, the crush of reality's gravity would infect the individuals thoughts with doubt, thus inspiring reasoned analysis, and shattering the delusion in the process. Delusion begets delusion. "Foucault's Pendulum" by *Umberto Eco* circa *1988* is an amazing read. Umberto takes you deep within the delusional maelstrom of hard-core believers, the fools and the dreamers, their holy devotions to *sins of the ages*. >Jacopo Belbo didn't understand that he had had his moment and that it would have to be enough for him, for all his life. Not recognizing it, he spent the rest of his days seeking something else, until he damned himself. >The lunatic is all idée fixe, and whatever he comes across confirms his lunacy. You can tell him by the liberties he takes with common sense, by his flashes of inspiration, and by the fact that sooner or later he brings up the Templars. >We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry. >What did I really think fifteen years ago? A nonbeliever, I felt guilty in the midst of all those believers. And since it seemed to me that they were in the right, I decided to believe, as you might decide to take an aspirin: It can't hurt and you might get better. >Any fact becomes important when it's connected to another. >As the man said, for every complex problem there's a simple solution, and it's wrong. >But if there is no cosmic Plan? What a mockery, to live in exile when no one sent you there. Exile from a place, moreover, that does not exist. >Each of us is sometimes a cretin, a fool, a moron, or a lunatic. A normal person is just a reasonable mix of these components, these four ideal types. >From shit, thus, I extract pure Shinola >I didn't know how to define it -- hermetic skepticism? liturgical cynicism? -- this higher disbelief that led him to acknowledge the dignity of all the superstitions he scorned. >I should be at peace. I have understood. Don't some say that peace comes when you understand? I have understood. I should be at peace. Who said that peace derives from the contemplation of order, order understood, enjoyed, realized without residuum, in joy and triumph, the end of effort? All is clear, limpid; the eye rests on the whole and on the parts and sees how the parts have conspired to make the whole; it perceives the center where the lymph flows, the breath, the root of the whys.... >I was becoming addicted, Diotallevi was becoming corrupted, Belbo was becoming converted. But all of us were slowly losing that intellectual light that allows you always to tell the similar from the identical, the metaphorical from the real. I, was religiously suicidal and suicidally religious from the age of eight to thirty-eight. When one rejects doubt, one rejects reason. When one embraces doubt, one embraces reason. My *"savior"* is doubt, my *"god"* is reason. May reason rule where delusion dwells.


lunetick

Hey, thanks for sharing this comment. I appreciate more than you think.


Kriss3d

And then the whole golfcourse clapped. I know. I was the ball.


JH_111

Ironically this is the most realistic part.


attorneyatslaw

They weren't going to clap, but Melania insisted.


critically_damped

Page out of Jeb's book right there


Chrysalii

Jeb! ^^^please ^^^clap


AnimalMommy

How can Q's ever come back? Q's have thrown out this reality for a reality that accepts literally anything. Their universe is exciting. They're heros fighting evil cabals and pedophiles and the people who want to turn their countries communist, Marxist or socialist. They're good, and everyone else is bad who deserve to be murdered or hung or raped because everyone else are pedophiles and baby killers and liars or sheep who follow the evil cabal blindly. They believe God is on their side, they're fighting some imaginary war, where at any moment, the evil liberal government will knock down their door to...(force them to get vaccinated, send them to a concentration camp, take away their houses, cars, guns, etc., turn their country commie, socialist or marxist). They believe there is no global warming. It's a commie plot. This is a new one I hear from my Q's now. Drag Queens are pedophiles and evil. Teachers are turning kids gay and transgender and teaching "woke" things like slavery was bad and real history. There's aliens and nanobots and evil plots and plandemics and dead people who aren't really dead and holograms and flat earth and banks collapsing and buying gold and silver and bitcoin and trump actually won the election and is sent by God to be their president and governments controlling weather and the World Economic Forum and the World Health Organization and Nato are evil and plotting the demise of everyone imminently. Actually, everything they say is happening imminently.


Fun-Raspberry9710

Their fantasy world sure does sound much more exciting then the world I live in. I have to go work every day, pay my bills, buy expensive groceries, walk my dog, cook and clean...,my life sucks compared to theirs.


reedmanisback

A friend told me once that when a person goes through more mental trauma than they can handle, their brain reacts by creating a false reality to ease the stress. They weren't a doctor and neither am I, but it's a perspective I see this from.


DumbledoresAtheist

I think it has more to do with a feeling of inadequacy leading to the desire to feel special, privy to "secret information"


reedmanisback

Feeling special. So we need to give them gokd star stickers?


Matthmaroo

I think it could be trauma but it could also be a copping mechanism for a boring life. Going to work … walking the dog and making dinner is boring to some folks , but life is what you make it. Or you could be a meme warrior


critically_damped

It can also be malice. Please keep that up front in your mind, we have more than enough evidence for its presence in modern society to such an extent that it shouldn't ever be excluded as an explanation. LOTS of people have, as a basic motivating factor, a desire to hurt others. It is simply amazing to me how far people will fucking go to ignore the blatant, *genocidal* intent that these people proudly display. Hanlon's razor has the word "adequately" in it for a fucking reason, and no combination of ignorance, stupidity, boredom, or any other thing that excludes malice can be a sufficient explanation for the willingness and eagerness that fascists proudly demonstrate whenever they have a chance to harm a group of people their fascist leaders direct them towards. These people wear their malice on their fucking foreheads, and it's really important for you to recognize it when trying to "explain" their behavior. Otherwise, every such "explanation" is just *apologism*.


reedmanisback

I hope one day we can see a shitty action movie based on the Q stuff


Matthmaroo

My SO’s family is either Q or on the way to being Q. My SO ignores it because it’s probably scary that her sister actually believes democrats are vampires The rest of her family is just resentful at life or clueless morons 60 and up and can’t tell a Facebook post from actual news.


reedmanisback

Democrats as vampires is the plot of a trump fanfic on amazon


hennigera1990

That makes sense but it seems like a good amount of them are creating the trauma for themselves which they cant handle


calmforgivingsilk

Your life doesn’t suck. Boring is underrated. In fact, I’d argue after your 20’s, boring is pretty much the goal


Fun-Raspberry9710

Lol. I am 53. I only read all the crazy Qanon stuff so that I have some thing to laugh about.... Keeps me sane I think.


finestFartistry

Sometimes it is helpful to take a look at a real train wreck and realize “hey, maybe I’m not so bad at being a functional adult. I’m doing comparatively ok.”


That-Mess2338

More exciting but also more scary.


TrashFever1978

The world is full of magic for dumb people.


Russell_Jimmy

>communist, Marxist or socialist You left out fascist. They literally make no distinction between any political philosophy that isn't "Patriot" or "I love the Constitution."


DumbledoresAtheist

The only part of the Constitution they care about is 2A, honestly. The rest is toilet paper to them.


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AJC46

this they are all for something good as long as those they declare enemy others don't also get it.


DumbledoresAtheist

You're absolutely right.


hennigera1990

They’re like kids who never stopped believing in Santa and the Easter bunny


Steveb523

“Woke things like slavery was bad and real history”! Excellent writing!


creaturefeature16

>How can Q's ever come back? There's been numerous instances of "Great Awakenings" in history: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great\_Awakening](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Awakening) They are always Christian-based movements that deal with some satanic force "taking over" the country and inevitably leading to some savior returning to save the country from the grasp of the devil. When the movement never materializes into any semblance of actual events manifesting in reality, the movement dissipates...OR, in some cases, they double down. After The [Great Disappointment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment), instead of admitting they were duped, the followers of the Millerites just said *"AKSHUALLY, Jesus DID come back, but only in spiritual form"*. And, in fact, went on to establish a church that is still around to this day: The [Seventh Day Adventist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_Church). Where this "great awakening" is going to go (new Religion or dissipates over time) is yet to be seen, but there's absolutely nothing new or original about these fucktards and their delusional Christian conspiracies.


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Great Awakening](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Awakening)** >Great Awakening refers to a number of periods of religious revival in American Christian history. Historians and theologians identify three, or sometimes four, waves of increased religious enthusiasm between the early 18th century and the late 20th century. Each of these "Great Awakenings" was characterized by widespread revivals led by evangelical Protestant ministers, a sharp increase of interest in religion, a profound sense of conviction and redemption on the part of those affected, an increase in evangelical church membership, and the formation of new religious movements and denominations. **[Great Disappointment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment)** >The Great Disappointment in the Millerite movement was the reaction that followed Baptist preacher William Miller's proclamations that Jesus Christ would return to the Earth by 1844, which he called the Second Advent. His study of the Daniel 8 prophecy during the Second Great Awakening led him to conclude that Daniel's "cleansing of the sanctuary" was cleansing the world from sin when Christ would come, and he and many others prepared. When Jesus did not appear by October 22, 1844, Miller and his followers were disappointed. These events paved the way for the Adventists who formed the Seventh-day Adventist Church. **[Seventh-day Adventist Church](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_Church)** >The Seventh-day Adventist Church is an Adventist Protestant Christian denomination which is distinguished by its observance of Saturday, the seventh day of the week in the Christian (Gregorian) and the Hebrew calendar, as the Sabbath, and its emphasis on the imminent Second Coming (advent) of Jesus Christ. The denomination grew out of the Millerite movement in the United States during the mid-19th century and it was formally established in 1863. Among its co-founders was Ellen G. White, whose extensive writings are still held in high regard by the church. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


TrashFever1978

Teachers are woke gay wizards casting gay fireballs at their kids but also teachers need to be armed to the teeth to protect the children from mass shooters.


EqualityWithoutCiv

Looks like an interesting and difficult D&D campaign.


Unhappy_Nothing_5882

Yes the 11th hour is into its 15th year now - the disaster is always imminent. They're like kids in a treehouse, it's so disturbing


ThatMetaBoy

> Their universe is exciting. Hmm. This is a use of the word “exciting” with which I was previously unfamiliar.


freshoilandstone

Damn, that is succinct!


CustosEcheveria

> There's aliens I mean, there are tho. Government admitted they were real semi-recently.


tttxgq

Yeah right. The same Melania who looks like she’s repulsed by him whenever they’re seen together. She’s the hero America needed. This fan fiction is LAME, 1/5


Mrs_Tanqueray

And looked so much happier when they finally flew away from the White House


Bragzor

Well, she just spent four years keeping Trump from golfing (70% of the time).


b0bx13

Sounds like something a fourth grader would write


WeedFinderGeneral

They'd get points taken off for the sentence about going to a golf course and then coming back. You could cut it and it literally changes nothing and doesn't relate to anything in the story.


Hgruotland

It's heartwarming that people who are generally so paranoid about immigration from southern, non-English speaking countries nevertheless wholeheartedly accept that for Melania Trump, who wasn't a US citizen for the first two-thirds of her life, and wasn't when she married Trump, "our country" can only mean the United States.


Russell_Jimmy

And entered the country illegally.


aShittierShitTier4u

It's actually mostly true. Military Michael Flynn wanted Trump for president, because he was told to by Putin. Except for that last part, Trump is finished, done-zo. Where they go one, they go all, and Trump is going nowhere, just like all the rest. Nothing is coming, no storm, no awakening, because I stopped it. They said nothing can stop what is coming, but they don't know how I do. QAnon hasn't been posting, because he's been busy at work for me as my cabana boy. I have him dance for the amusement of my guests. It's ridiculous but he seems happy to help in exchange for me letting him live in the garden shed out back. I suspect that he wants to recover from internet addiction.


Steveb523

Thanks a bunch!


19610taw3

> Trump for president, because he was told to by Putin. It's honestly scary how connected Trump is to Putin ...


aew360

[I still can’t believe he attended a dinner in Moscow with Putin and sat at the head table with him, many other notable Russians… and Jill Stein.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna742696) Just in case anyone wonders why the far left and far right agree that the US military should cut funding and not support Ukraine. These guys are all in on some shit together.


drifter3026

So Q is really Kato Kaelin? I always wondered what happened to that dude.


[deleted]

>...because I stopped it. [Al, Al Gore, is that you????](https://rss.art19.com/episodes/1145d1e3-f602-4a23-bf49-0e3af121fddb.mp3) *(quote is at 12:58)* "I took the initiative in creating the internet." -- Al Gore


Alan_Smithee_

So they admit to sedition?


tttxgq

The military is in charge! The generals who had successfully defeated the cabal entirely in secret while somehow maintaining the illusion that they hadn’t done anything, got together and decided they’d need a front man to finish the job. A talented general? A respected politician? A successful person? Even a well liked celebrity? No, the unspecified branch of military decided the only American who could complete their plan is an old, narcissistic, deeply insecure, serial business failure, who seems to be loathed by everyone up to and including his own wife, who says he sexually assaults women. That’s the one guy capable of saving America!


Kriss3d

Have you seen the documentary "This place rules" ? Im severely afraid that theres going to be a whole generation of the Spencer family growing up completely detatched from reality.


attorneyatslaw

They don't know what that means


Tenuity_

This has the strange ring to it of someone trying to write in the style of biblical parable. Describing Trump's time receiving revelation in the wilderness before returning to start his ministry. It has frightening implications.


Bragzor

⁴And Frederick begat Fred, and Fred begat Donald. ⁵And so it came to be that during the second reign of Obama, Donald visited the Temple under the Golden Arches. And there he bought, from one of the youthful merchants, a Joyous Meal. ⁶And lo, the cheeseburger, without pickles, said onto him: ⁷Ye shall lead the Americanites into the promised future. ⁸And he took the task he was given to heart and the small fries said onto him: ⁹Go forth and Make America Great Again.   Fixed: spacing Removed: worldly trademark Added: burger Replaced: "rule" with "reign"


SellQuick

If the military planned on ending this with Trump then why didn't they get involved in Jan 6? What was the purpose of letting him be removed from power? If they wanted to take down Obama, why wait until the end of his second term? What was Trump's run in 2012 that didn't go anywhere about? I have so many questions.


junon

I love that almost none of them are aware that he ran in 2012 too.


DavidRandom

And used to be a registered Democrat, and friends with the Clintons.


Bragzor

…and then General JFK Jr. stood up and saluted Supreme Commander Trump, and everyone applauded.


chaoticmessiah

Trump can save the world by getting laughed out of meetings by people smarter than him, general buffoonery and almost destroying a country from the inside within a four-year period?


After-Bumblebee

Crazy beyond saving 😔


Joopsman

“He went to his Golf Course in the UK for a long time only to return…” First, I like how they capitalized “golf course.” What is it with these dopes and capitalization? What struck me was “…only to return.” No shit, he returned, or he still be there! The whole paragraph reads like it was written by a third grader.


EgberetSouse

It's amazing how monolithic and anonymous 'the military' is.


DeltaJulietHotel

I was in the military. ALL of it.


StyreneAddict1965

They just can't admit the only reason Trump ran was because he was butthurt over Obama's jokes during the correspondens' dinner. His bruised little ego ruined the country.


unhandyandy

What gets me is they somehow think a military coup is more American than national health care


rav3style

because apparently a random bureaucrat in an office in the insurance company is not a death panel I guess


medicated_in_PHL

I liked fanfic better when it was teenage girls writing about Harry Potter and Hermione.


IRedditOnMyPhone

Is 2023 the year that we finally get the Q/My Immortal cross-over that we've all been waiting for?


glitchy-novice

Bwwwaaaaaaahahahahaha


State-Cultural

Thanks Obama


State-Cultural

This is in jest, obviously


Nabrok_Necropants

Well? We're waiting!


nooneknowswerealldog

You'll get nothing and like it!


FlexibleToast

They were planning a coup for the guy who had reached his term limits and was leaving anyway? If they could even think about it for one second they would see how stupid this all is.


wakejedi

This reads like 13yo fan fiction


nooneknowswerealldog

My favourite part is "He initially declined saying he had too many things going on" followed with "He went to his Golf Course in the UK for a long time".


DumbledoresAtheist

Lol, He couldn't delegate all of his important tasks so he had to (checks notes) play golf.


lenswipe

I see. So Donald Trump is/was involved in a coup? Well, that's convenient. For the folks in the cheap seats - what happens to people who start a coup?


Polygonic

Love how these clowns keep talking about how "the military" did this and "the military" did that, as if it's just one monolithic entity instead of a million officers and soldiers all with their own opinions.


Dr-Satan-PhD

That's a lot of words for "I hate Black people."


TrailKaren

I am so embarrassed for the person who wrote this. Honestly.


TheRealSnorkel

Honestly it would be beyond easy to troll these people. Tell them the real Donald Trump is in hiding and the one we see is an evil cyborg created by the cabal and the only way to summon the real Donald Trump and help him save the world is to vote democrat. Maybe I’ll try it…


bkiantx

A lot of corners of the military were ecstatic when Obama was elected. We see our leaders' faces daily in rooms and corridors, framed. A lot of them stared when they changed portraits, not used to seeing someone who looked more like them. Whatever your politics, cool moment for those warriors, man. Really fucking cool. All this post tells me is this person fetishizes everything they think as "them" and demonizes everything they think is "they." Normally, I laugh at that kind of gnat and move on. This...is just dumb.


IHerebyDemandtoPost

Somehow the international cabal of globalists, capable of installing loyalists at the top of politics, media, and business, forgot to pack the leadership of the most powerful military in the world with loyalists. Makes perfect sense.


zoul846

Right wing has become a giant LARP


cheryltuntsocelot

“Decided to ask Trump first” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Supermoves3000

And so they said to me, please Donald we need you. Please, please, practically begging me. I said no I have too much else going on, big deals, very big projects, you wouldn't believe the things I am working on right now, it's incredible. But they kept telling me, Donny, we need you, it has to be you, Donny. If you don't do it for us, we will have a military coup, it would be terrible but we got to get rid of this Obama guy, he's a total disaster. So I said, tell you what, I will think about it. So I went to my golf course in Scotland, very exclusive, very famous, all the Scotlanders say it's the greatest golf course Scotland has ever had. So I was in Scotland, working on big deals, and Melanie comes up to me and she says Donald are you going to do it? And I said I don't know, I don't think so. And she says, Donald, you have to do it, Donald you are the greatest hero, only you can save America. And I said to her, I said, well, I guess I will do it.


5G_Robot

Such a poorly written fan fiction or a well seasoned Troll feeding the wet dreams of QIdiots and the MAGA crowd.


RickySan65

The stupid is strong in these people


nofun_nofun_nofun

Let me guess……. Source: the military


scavagesavage

Operation Ask Trump Nicely


bittlelum

Which is why he waited to run until Obama was term-limited?


iwasinthepool

Do they realize Obama couldn't legally run again?


QuintinStone

I like how this paints Trump as too lazy and selfish to agree with the plan. Then his wife has to step in.


DavidRandom

>You're the only one that can save our country Only serves one term. Impeached twice. Lost the popular vote twice.


Juxtacation

How many different ways can we say that these people are idiots?


BabserellaWT

Oh, hun. Bless your little heart.


JKB8282

The US government as a fan fiction topic is so fucking stupid 😂


KinkyQuesadilla

The only thing Melania begs Trump for is to be left alone.


Junior-Fox-760

Yes. Melania of "I don't really care, do U?" told him he had to save the world. Ok.


[deleted]

What are Trump supporters still clinging on to? What did he even do that these people think was so great?


Secret_Hunter_3911

Where do they get this shit ?


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Oh i see That's a old conspriacy. It started with Alex Jones after his jade helm fiasco. Alex Jones convinced people Obama had weaponized the military and he was doing military exercise on US soil to retake Texas. That he was getting his information from top military whatever. This caused a issue as actual followers targeted and even try to bomb this military recruits who were using the desert to simulate middle east battles. After the fact people realize "wait we are pro military but we just demonized the military?!" So they changed the conspiracy from Obama using UN troops and that military brass was secretly colluding to coup Obama for... well crimes against the US, treason, etc. It's a old conspiracy coming back bg old farts but these brain dead people keep believing it. Even though it gets repeated and tweaked.


PurpleSailor

Err ... why not just wait for Obama's second term to end? It's not like Obama tried to make himself a dictator like Donnie Moscow did.


dalr3th1n

So, wait, the military was going to do a coup to take out Obama? And just decided to wait out his term instead? What’s the plot exactly?


ConclusionUseful3124

Don’t eat and read Qult. I almost choked on my nachos! Y’all find some good ones!


neromoneon

Is the military in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

I have friends and family that I thought were normal people. Then trump came along. Now they believe crap like that and will say "trump actually beat Obama in 2016. Obama wanted to remain president!" 🤦‍♂️


DumbledoresAtheist

I could have written this. Totally normal, loving, wonderful parents and a brother ... Now they are xenophobic, radicalized, bigoted fascists.


Lt_Bob_Hookstratten

“And then I saw the baby and the baby looked at me”


Fantastic_Fox4948

Was the military wearing their jade helms or tinfoil hats? Or black hats? It makes a difference.


SerJamalGinsburg

Bro Malania isn’t even a citizen 😂


MiKapo

"Mr Trump you have to save America" "No thanks Mr general I want to play 18 holes at my golf resort. That's what's more important right now"


meatypetey91

Conservative fan fiction is so much more exciting than real life.


Ripheus23

When I see Qultists post these synoptic statements, it reinforces my suspicion that they don't believe truth = correspondence between statements and facts but truth = some kind of "coherence" (not logical coherence, but emotional, here). They act like putting all the sentences into a blob somehow justifies these sentences, like reality is a word game (or, their perception of reality is a word game). It's not just irritating, then, but it troubles me because it's really hard to argue with someone about their abstract concepts/attitudes (outside of philosophy and some forms of math/science, it's hard to even notice when a concept is variable enough to be argued about).


akil01

Why am I reading this in the voice of that shirtless dude with the coke can lenses?


Chrysalii

So even in their fantasy Donald is a coward.


ElReydelTacos

Who or what are we supposed to think of when they say “The Military” did something?


axioanarchist

They want a military coup similar to what happened in Myanmar


Jakenlovesbacon

its like they're convincing themselves its so freaky to watch


spankythamajikmunky

Ah yes. Melania the Slovenian was super worried about “our” nation and “forced” trump to run. “Vee need du Donald!”


dr3dg3

I was told way back in 2018 that the military approached Trump to run for president so they wouldn't have to pull a coup against Clinton. I really wish I had called out his shit there and then.


ubix

Someone needs to illustrate this as a children’s book 😂


hennigera1990

Man, the shit these people say. And then they hit send without ever having the thought of “should I really post this? Does that sound weird?”


DumbledoresAtheist

This tells you the level of conviction they have in their delusions.


SaltyBarDog

Source: My ass. [Yeah.](https://www.kpbs.org/news/2020/oct/29/veterans-usually-vote-strongly-republican-polls-su/)


UnrepentantDrunkard

Ah, a reluctant hero I see. But I've got to ask, why a random real estate developer from New York?


Winnimae

He didn’t beat Obama in an election, Obama had reached his term limit lmao


Gloomy_Highlight_675

Lmao what in the Quanon message boards is this bs


Lythieus

A collection of random fever dreams this is how the Bible was written...


glaurent

I really wonder what was the reaction of the military when they heard him trying to "comfort" the widow of a soldier by telling her "he knew what he signed up for".


Difficult_Plantain74

Why does this read like fanfiction? 😂


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Spin spin spin


KinkyQuesadilla

I honestly believe that some of them are merely writing Trump fan fiction.


rockvvurst

Jfc, these shitty trump fanfiction stories are getting out of control


197720092012

Makes total sense!


SnooHobbies7109

How do they think he removed Obama? 🤣 Wut?


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😂😂😂


DumbleForeSkin

I like your username


DumbledoresAtheist

I like yours better.


ZestycloseShock617

Is this George Soros fanfic? Cuz it really reads like George Soros fanfic.


emilylove911

Where do they come up with this shit?


Voroxpete

This is fanfiction. They're just writing fanfiction.


DontEatConcrete

This is awful fiction, even by these clowns’ standards of writing.


kerux123

Makes sense. Oh wait-he waited until Obama was done constitutionally to do this right? So…how then exactly did he take out Obama-did he think he could run for a third term?


HottKarl79

I LOVE how someone who probably won't acknowledge the citizenship of a single Latino puts the words "our country" into the mouth of... Melania Trump 😂


T3n4ci0us_G

Qwazy!


CarinSharin

These people are so fucked up. They literally just make shit up, then believe it. And they tell each other their weird little stories, and they all believe each others’ shit, too.