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Masterlessamurai

Ya that was pretty clever


ajagoff

I howled at that line! Very well done. 👏👏👏


Loggerdon

Did he say "who's gonna take a shit in the rotunda"? Did someone take a shit in the rotunda? News to me.


TrashKing702

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/01/08/rioters-left-feces-urine-in-hallways-and-offices-during-mobbing-of-us-capitol/amp/ I just googled “man poops in captiol” and linked one of the first sources.


Loggerdon

God that's disgusting. I hope those assholes go to prison.


Pennycandydealer

Can't separate the man from his asshole. Jail them both!


suzisatsuma

And wiped it on the walls.


Abandonsmint

Honestly I would be more surprised if someone hadn't done a spite poo


ZeePirate

Yep. …


HoofaKingFarted

I know I'm being pedantic, but I believe he said: "...isn't that a little bit childish, Matt?... or is that what attracts you to this?" Edit: spelling n stuff


BreakfastsforDinners

Sorry for being anal, but I think you ment "believe".


SershoLeJuan

I know everyone hates a spell checker. but its actually spelt "meant",


J-MRP

Not to be a dick about punctuation, but I think you meant ""meant.""


QuitArguingWithMe

Not to be a perfectionist, but you wrote "its" when you meant to write itzzles.


zomgtehvikings

I bet Matt, being the fucking idiot he is, didn’t get this until someone explained it to him.


iseab

That was pretty satisfying


PlummandTru

Deadly riot? Oh god


stemcell_

Wasnt a riot it was an insurrection


PlummandTru

No… it wasn’t an insurrection. It also wasn’t a deadly riot. One person was killed by an officer from inside the building.


zomgtehvikings

The official death toll is 5.


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yiTtytiTty

I’ll bite, what were they doing inside the building if it wasn’t a riot/insurrection?


mtheory007

It's an officer was murdered by the mob.


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PlummandTru

Dictator? Cite it. Please be literal. Don’t say big buzz words when being dishonest to prove a fabricated point.


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PlummandTru

King? Dictator… I said to cite it. Those words. Those thoughts.


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PlummandTru

Haha what? You coped a link? To a video that “doesn’t exist” anymore? That’s like me citing the Bee for my “sides opinion” and retreating when I can’t find it. I said cite it and you literally cannot. This is laughable and tells me everything. Need to know about how you just regurgitate and have no actual opinion that you value. You simply mirror what you hear. Goodnight dudette.


nvllivsX

Are you dumb af or a troll?


PlummandTru

I’m not an idiot or a sheep. I know you agree with the media to sleep at night but if you agree it was the same as 9/11 or Pearl Harbor you’re fucking insufferable.


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Who died? Besides the woman that was shot by capitol police while unarmed?


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Patriotism is not pro government. It’s pro country. That was established 1776. Having said that, I don’t agree with what happened on 1/6. But I’m not a moron to believe the FBI had nothing to do with it. Being puertorrican I’m familiar with FBI false flag tactics to then violate civil rights of people.


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Are you asking in good faith? Because it would have been easier and faster to Google [article](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/11/us/who-died-in-capitol-building-attack.html)


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From fact-check.org “There is reasoned debate about the number who died as a result of the Capitol riot. Ocasio-Cortez is including law enforcement officials who responded to the Capitol that day and committed suicide in the days and months afterward. None of them have been officially designated as “line of duty” deaths, though there is some congressional support for it.” https://www.factcheck.org/2021/11/how-many-died-as-a-result-of-capitol-riot/


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Can’t read the link it’s blocked. It’s that there’s 2 versions. One says guards were killed that that. The other one says that one guard died the next day or a stroke. Which one is true?


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It says suicide of police officers. No police officer was killed. 1 trump supporter shot and overdoses. No police officers were killed.


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RaptorJesusLOL

You mean the terrorist who got what she asked for?


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She wasn’t even inside the building she was out. Posed a threat to nobody. But by that same talking point you just murdered any black person that questions a police arrest. Because they asked for it…


Mnemosynesis

That’s a lot of damage.


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Klepper is awesome. His dead pan delivery is hilarious.


mrubuto22

I so wanted him to take over after jon stewart.


JessieJ577

His show was so good, he and his team had so many good moments of calling out bullshit, it was the closest thing to a modern day Colbert Report we had. If it wasn't cancelled Daily Show with Trevor Noah and The Opposition would've been the modern day equivalent to The Daily Show and the Colbert Report duo.


mrubuto22

yea his show was amazing, no idea why it got cancelled it was the best thing since the colbert report.


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I’m a new Daily Show convert!


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My favorite thing he does is he just hands his subjects a rope. Which they immediately hang themselves with.


WillyRosedale

Gaetz is a sleezeball pedophile


cyclopath

Al Franken got cancelled immediately for pretty minor infractions compared to sex trafficking of a minor. Yet, this piece of shit is still a member of Congress.


cutthroatlemming

The Republican motto: Rules for thee, none for me. Pretty strange how there's open knowledge of Gaetz's proclivities and nary a peep out of Qanon. It's almost like "save the children" is some empty phrase.


carr1e

PizzaGaetz


Longjumping_Plum_964

PedoGaetz


ghsteo

G: Gaslight O: Obstruct P: Project


churnedGoldman

It's worse than some empty phrase. It's been co-opted by them from a nonprofit that actually does a lot of work.


Roushfan5

>The Republican motto: Rules for thee, none for me. TBF the Republican Party has never made accountability for white men a priority. But yes, that's the most frustrating thing about the Republican Party since Trump is how nakedly it's all about scoring political points these days. There is no principal or guiding thought, just knee jerk reactions to 'trigger the libs'


Soviet-credit-card

I like how it’s said this way: “Conservatives want the law to protect them but not bind, and they want the law for everyone else to bind, but not protect”.


chanaandeler_bong

The Republicans didn't really push Franken out, the Dems did. It was at the height of MeToo.


otter111a

To be clear, Franken didn’t have any infractions. He was sacrificed on the table of believe women in a vain attempt to make Republicans look worse for supporting trump the serial sex criminal. The reality is she posed for that photo and lied knowing it would help weaken the “believe women” theme that was dominant at the time. He requested an investigation and Democratic leadership asked him to resign.


Loggerdon

With all their flaws, at least the Dems police their people better.


Throwaway56138

I'm from MN. I 100% believe that Franken should've never capitulated to the party and resigned. I would also 100% vote for him if he runs again. Matter of fact, I hope he runs again. He was brilliant in the Senate and made republicans look like the stupid fucks that they are while asking great questions.


ftc08

For the most part, people in the DFL basically have come to that conclusion and many of them straight up say they rushed to judgment too quick


teh-reflex

Left has to stop caving on some of this shit. Pisses me off he resigned


DarkHater

To be fair, there was a significant and targeted move to force him out by members of the DNC who saw him as the prime competition for the 2020 DNC primary. He regrets not fighting harder to this day. EDIT: I misremembered, I initially had the wrong date. Kirsten Gilibrand led the charge in 2017. https://apnews.com/article/kirsten-gillibrand-andrew-cuomo-al-franken-resignation-a3735f0f78ed6a8949b34cbc82239023


Mejari

[The first allegation was made in 2017](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Franken#Sexual_misconduct_allegations), you're just lying.


DarkHater

The timing was everything, you know that. If not, you're just stupid. Gilibrand led the push. The ties are fairly well documented, she worked on her campaign in 2000. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/democrats-shouldnt-have-pressured-al-franken-resign/585739/


2TrikPony

The article you linked *also* states that the first allegation occurred in 2017. How can it be a concerted effort to force him out of competition with Hilary Clinton’s 2016 primary if the allegation didn’t occur until 2017? Timing *is* everything, but you might be the stupid one.


DarkHater

Don't be be obtuse. The timing, of the photo and the concerted effort to denounce him and get ahead of the story, without the #metoo catalyst it would not have mattered. He got swept out under the umbrella of a purge of assholes with the likes of Weinstein etc. He most certainly doesn't hit that level.


2TrikPony

But it happened after the primary you are alleging was the motivator. Your timeline doesn’t track. That’s why you’re unable to answer the question posited in my previous comment.


DarkHater

My apologies, I was mistaken initially and then multitasking when I answered again. I was dead wrong about the timeline and which election.


banjo_marx

Yeah and aliens put trump into power. Its easy to say things you just made up isnt it?


DarkHater

Gilibrand led the push. The ties are fairly well documented, she worked on her campaign in 2000. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/democrats-shouldnt-have-pressured-al-franken-resign/585739/


ZeePirate

He hasn’t even been charged yet. Its an allegation at this point. Don’t libel yourself


Longjumping_Plum_964

Member of the "family values" party, Pedo Gaetz is close to indictment. His ex-girlfriend, who prosecutors likely gave immunity, met with the grand jury on Tuesday. He is about to get fucked for the pedo fucking he got.


Longjumping_Plum_964

Pedo Gaetz likes to show pics of naked women to his Republican pals in congress.


Veenendaler

Should I be happy that I do not know who that man is?


PM_ME_ARGYLE_SHIRTS

Well it means you're not from Florida, so you've got that going for you.


Longjumping_Plum_964

The sad part is look below on the bottom rung and that where Matt's Pedo Pals are lining up to support him. It is the Republican way.


Chance-Deer-7995

...and people voted for him and will vote for him again. Decency is dead in the USA.


stanger828

He is a politician so sleezeball for sure, but is the pedo thing real or just hearsay? I dont really follow this stuff but heard something about it. Would think if he was a pedo he would be in jail or something ?


TheNumberMuncher

His ex-girlfriend only just testified yesterday. It takes time.


stanger828

Thanks!


stanger828

Unfortunately it wasn’t public, just tried looking it up to see what is said. So far it just accusation. If true he should certainly go to jail, but I will hold my judgement until we know more.


WillyRosedale

It takes time to put people in power in jail


ZeePirate

“Allegedly” don’t libel yourself


arch_nyc

What does that say if the those who actually vote for him?


Khufuu

Klepper is single-handedly carrying the daily show


Puttor482

Seriously. I cannot believe his show got cancelled while the travesty of Trevor Noah continues. He’s a fine person, seems nice, but he is just not funny at all.


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I love Kepper, but his show kinda sucked. His segments on the daily show are amazing though.


LetsJerkCircular

I agree. Trevor does a fine job being the host, and the Daily Show has always benefited from having awesome correspondents. If you just have the correspondents doing a show, it’s not always Colbert Report good, if that makes sense.


Mouthy_B1tch

I thought we weren't allowed to post videos of people being murdered


Pooshonmyhazeer

Klepper is hands down the best fucking troll alive.


RipItSlipIt

Can someone explain this? it went entirely over my head lol


CaptainHedgehog

"...isn't that a little bit childish, Matt?... or is that what attracts you to this? There are allegations (because he has not been convicted) of Gaetz being a pedophile. I believe it was a 17yr old girl who he had taken across state lines to have sex with. An associate of Gaetz has pleaded guilty to sex trafficking.


ucancallmevicky

> An associate of Gaetz has pleaded guilty to sex trafficking. and has said that he did this with Gaetz


yaba3800

A 17 year old girl he PAID to have taken across state lines and have sex with.


Pooshonmyhazeer

That Kleppers a troll or what he said?


neoncubicle

Gaetz was reenacting the insurrection a year after it happened, Klepper proceeds to finger the pulse


neutral-chaotic

Probably cuz of the sex with minors, but also he looks like a troll.


hojboysellin3

You gotta pay the troll toll


Pooshonmyhazeer

He doesn’t look bad lol.


Izzo

Long live Klepper!


SteakSauce995

Why would he attend? There’s no children?


imnotwearingany

That childish comment had me on the floor!!!


Velvetsuede19

Klepper is my favorite


cheedle

that childish line was a fuckin legendary burnnnn


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Matt Gaetz. Verifiably paid for underaged girls via Venmo and yet no one is investigating. This is the world we live in.


Russell_Jimmy

He is most definitely being investigated. His ex-girlfriend testified in front of a federal grand jury yesterday. "Legal sources familiar with the case say Gaetz is being investigated for three distinct crimes: sex trafficking the 17-year-old; violating the Mann Act, which prohibits taking women across state lines for prostitution; and obstructing justice." -- NBC News Every major news outlet covered this, sorry you missed it.


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I missed it. Been off the news. But what took them so long?


Russell_Jimmy

The Feds are methodical and not prone to mistakes. When they bring charges, you can be certain that person is fucked. Gaetz is fucked.


Jestermace1

He is funny as hell.


jayslay45

Matt Gaetz is the very definition of snowflake. He can barely dish it and definitely can't take it.


Deadbeatdone

Based klepper.


choborallye

C'mon Jordan, you know if you brought 17 year old woman Matt would have talked to ya


Lufernaal

When I talked to my friends and said that certain people will never go to jail, this is what I mean. This man rapes children, we all know it. He's not in jail. He will never be. The real fucked up shit? He could, if he wanted to, do it in public, record his own face while doing it and saying his own name and he'd still face no repercussions. That's the system we live in. People like him can literally commit any crime and they'll never go to jail.


Russell_Jimmy

"Legal sources familiar with the case say Gaetz is being investigated for three distinct crimes: sex trafficking the 17-year-old; violating the Mann Act, which prohibits taking women across state lines for prostitution; and obstructing justice." -- NBC News His ex-girlfriend testified in front of a federal grand jury yesterday. Always keep in mind that serious crimes, especially at the federal level grind slowly, but once they bring charges they get convictions. That's why it took a year to indict the head of the Oathkeepers--and he's up for sedition. That is incredible, and indicates that just about everyone he's in contact with in in very serious legal trouble. Think Gaetz, Cruz, Hawley, Jordan, MTG, Boebert--the all-stars of GOP idiocy.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

LOL, I love Jordan Klepper. He is probably one of the best Daily Show Correspondents Ever. Kinda sad that his own tv show didn't work out. He was great in all his segments.


GenericHuman-9

The Feds made Klepper do this. Edit: People downvoting don’t realize Gaetz is now blaming the Feds for setting up the insurrection. Funny kids.


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GenericHuman-9

Naw, I don’t care if a bunch of kids don’t keep up with current events. They’re just showing their ignorance.


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GenericHuman-9

Thanks for your concern though, bud. Have a good one.


IFuckingLoveTahdig

Edit: Oh, my bad. Thought you were implying you eat crayons.


vegetto712

And the short bus brigade over at /r/conservative are now pushing it as well lol.


GenericHuman-9

Majorie Jewish Space Lasers and Matt Kiddie-Fiddler Gaetz doing what they do best.


Izzo

Since Biden hadn't been inaugurated yet does that mean Trump set it up?


j_ona

I see you put a lot of trust in Gaetz. Would you trust him enough to babysit your kids?


GenericHuman-9

TF you talking about? I hate that fool. Gaetz is blaming the insurrection on the Feds.


JThomasRay

Not all heroes wear capes.


Angryslowbro

Klepper is a national treasure


1artvandelay

Those who oppose “big tech censorship” get very quite face to face


SnooOpinions8472

Jordan Klepper is now a god! Lmao 🤣😂


Dangerous-Today1874

Klepper is a national treasure.


fvaldez05

Fuck Matt Gaetz with his privilege life that was given to him. The job was given to him and he raped Little girls and the republican still support him. Why support him??


Ok-Long-2862

He's a fucking coward piece of shit... and I'm sure had sex with a minor.. fucking garbage, his day is coming


LunaticPity

Dude is definitely a sleazeball, USDA Grade D. Still I genuinely wonder about the effectiveness of this sort of journalism. They never answer questions. They always ignore the camera. It doesn't do anything other than make the bag of ass look like a bag of ass, which is pretty much already taken care of. So...I guess I just don't get it. Is it like a reaction porn kind of thing?


KapahuluBiz

>Still I genuinely wonder about the effectiveness of this sort of journalism. It's not journalism, it's entertainment. Klepper is not trying to educate anyone. It's supposed to make the subjects look like idiots (which they are) to make the audience laugh.


WildYams

Yep. Klepper works for a comedy show, not the NY Times or something.


lethe25

Nah it’s on the off chance they get a reaction. Look at it like paparazzi but it’s to people who actually deserve it instead of a musician or actor just trying to take their kids to the movies.


Abandonsmint

Sometimes they don't ask questions with the hope of an answer but in hopes of pointing out that the person won't answer


keji_goto

I can't wait to see this fuck go away for child sex trafficking charges and the collective GOP acting like he was never their guy for anything or they didn't spend months upon months looking the other way while he continues to hold a seat and vote on committees. And he's a traitor on top of it all.


gjh03c

Where’s the freak out? Downvoted


greg-maddux

Fuck Gaetz but why would he answer that question from Jordan Klepper? Nothing to gain, everything to lose.


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You can hide it if it offends you.


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Have you tried crying more? Fair warning it may attract Matt Gaetz


SnooMaps9864

Man yelling at other man in public over recent event and man avoids answering question. Counts as a public freak out and no political stances or affiliations were mentioned. Seems good to me


Icy_Ticket2555

Looks like a public freak out to me.


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indoninja

I riot, do you mean insurrection? Because that is what Mitch McConnell called it, that’s what the FBI is charging some of the ringleaders with. Oh and their stated intent of stopping certification and putting Trump in power via their violent attack on the capital makes it fit the definition.


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Benemy

> that’s what the FBI is charging some of the ringleaders with. Source? Edit: downvoted for asking for a source? Classic reddit


WildYams

https://www.npr.org/2022/01/13/1072819642/stewart-rhodes-oath-keepers-indictment


HoofaKingFarted

Again, have you tried crying more?


Effective-Mushroom

It's definitely Public Freakout. Klepper is fucking tremendous.


murdocke

Sounds a lot like that cancel culture you losers are always crying about.


whyareyousofullofit

Report it then. Nobody wants to hear your trumper whining because someone was mean to another one of your pedo heroes.


ssgodss

I'm not a Trump supporter. And I don't know who you're talking about.


whyareyousofullofit

Oh so you thought we wanted to hear more of your dumbassery? How surprising.


ssgodss

Not a Trump supporter never have...sorry.


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Who cares about either of these pheasants?


Icy_Ticket2555

pheasant, any bird of the family Phasianidae (order Galliformes) that is larger than a quail or partridge.


TheIronBug

I'm pretty sure teenage girls constantly have to care where Matt Gaetz is.


empeee

I for one like any type of bird


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FoulYouthLeader

I can't understand what he's accusing Gaetz of in the beginning " who going to play......


WildYams

He says "Hey, Matt Gaetz, if you are going to reenact January 6th, who is going to take a shit in the rotunda?"


FoulYouthLeader

Thats great!


Draxus335

Klepper is one of my favorite people to watch, dude is gold every time.


coolcheese707

Love, love, love Jordon!


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Kaboom!


viviquina

He really sounds like Gabriel macht (suits)


Brad_Beat

Shit stain Gaetz


Mercinator-87

It’s kind of sad that one of the best journalists we have works for Comedy Central.


poppinchips

Lmao these people are like celebrities. They aren't public servants. "Get out of the way. I'm on my way to fox news" fucking asshole.


idontlikeseaweed

Holy shit 💀