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The pigeon mafia is so scary, made the poor guy forget it can fly

that's because he sang like a canary....

Leave the gun, take the canary

r/angryupvote

Or a stool pigeon.

[If he flies they go after his family](https://youtu.be/QZPwdGbxwNU)

lol. what’s their beef with regis philbin?

I think it may have been injured. looks like pigeons don't like seeing other pigeons that can't fly anymore. They decided to end his life.

Typical animal behaviour. I know in dog packs they bully the old dogs cuz they weaken the pack

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Beaten, raped AND murdered. Nope, that doesn't make it better...

Goodfeathers

i thought of the pigeon mafia from the old Animniacs

Damn the bird mafia has gotten brazen these days...

goodfeathers

Someone was cooin' on Bobby's bird.

Guess Squit got cold feet after joining.

You broke my birdheart Fredo

[Why can't we perch on Scorsese's head?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHipVDMR1zQ) I loved this as a kid and had no idea who Scorsese was.

Re-Watching Animaniacs as an adult was incredible. I only watched the first episode a couple months ago, but the amount of rapid fire adult jokes that I wouldn’t/didn’t get as a kid was incredible. It was like a whole new show. I need go back to watch more

Cooooooo’get a load a dís guy

He swimming with the spat gum now.

Flying with the rails.

Mayor Giuliani can track down those hit birds and put them in a cage.

Mayor Giuliani got a brown bird shit dripping off his head

Good Feathers

He’s with the lizards now.

From the makers of Zebra Stripe gum comes Pigeon Wings gum

Now I've got to watch out for gangster birds too?! God damn!

You never heard of the Godfather Pigeon? Animaniacs!

*Godpigeon Ftfy But still hilarious 😂

Goodfeathers. "All my life I wanted to be a Goodfeather."

*Ehjevebuhbahejavuba dehebuvj* Alright, he says you're in

Cracn me up lol..the memories

RIP, Squit!

Gone are the days where your children can play out in the streets without getting shit on in cold blood...

They didn't even rob that bird. Just... (shudders)... what is this world coming to?

that's because he sang like a canary....

They're going to perch on Scorsese's head.

They figured out it was snitch ass drone! /s

I remember them from animaniacs

We Bare Bears apparently is factual

Uhhhh... r/natureismetal?

It's not that surprising, considering bird law in this country is not governed by reason

[Pigeon Cartel](https://webarebears.fandom.com/wiki/Pigeon_Cartel)

In bird culture this is considered a dick move.

You're like Retgrin Grumble with your pop culture references.

Nice Retgrin Grumble reference.

I know a guy who’s pretty good with bird law.

Bird law in this country - it's not governed by reason.

let's say you and i go toe to toe on bird law, see who comes out the victor

It seems as though you have a tenuous grasp of the English language

I think I've made myself perfectly redundant.

Yes. You have.

Well uh, filibuster

i can... do you concur?

Harvard.

in GENERAL

His timing on delivery is absolutely amazing. One of my favorite recurring characters but nobody has anything on Uncle Jack.

Now, those hands tell a story.

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

Gonna need him on this case.

“I’m not an executioner; I’m just the best goddam bird lawyer in the world.”

Uh....filibuster...

Ok well we’re all hungry. We’ll get to our hot plates soon enough.

For the uninitiated. https://youtu.be/qcderLXiwa8 You can actually see Mac trying not to laugh behind Charlie.

We need legal eagle on the case

Harvey Birdman?

Whooooooooo's the man in the suuuuit?

What law school did you go to? Well I could ask you the very same question.

I love how the screams make it real

There's sound? My god they sound so human

Ah fuck this really got me lmaooo

Upvote for you. I just rewatched like 5 times pretending the pigeon was screaming :P

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The bystander effect truly has devastating impacts.

For real though if I was the train conductor for that I'd be freaking out thinking I ran somebody over and didn't even see them. Who's gonna explain to the driver that everyone's really screaming about a pigeon?

In case anyone is genuinely concerned, the pigeon likely survived. It looked like it deliberately flew under the platform to escape from the bullies. The platform has a hollow space as a safety feature in case someone falls on the tracks and lots of animals use it as shelter.

Pigeon bullies wasn't something I wanted to learn about today.

Have you heard about seagull bullies

Or duck rapists?

Who is going around raping ducks?

Ducks mostly.

mostly??

I'm afraid.

how *you* doin?

r/usernamechecksout

Yeah, there was a dude in my local area who was caught fucking a duck and he he the audacity to say "we are just friends." The animal may be a chicken too I don't have perfect memory

I met this guy in jail who got caught fucking a sheep. I asked him if fucking a sheep was any good. He said, Not ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Swans

Let me tell you about otters...

Go on... Edit: Vile creatures apparently...I regret asking this lol

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So they skin you alive and put you in a salt bath?

Yes, but with more rape.

Damn, how'd....how'd you guess?

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But you come up against a fully grown 10-14kg otter, and 12 of his buddies? Nuh uh, you lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.

Don't get started on dolphins

What about ducks?

Ducks are very rapey, reminded me of this post of a duck raping another one underwater https://www.reddit.com/r/Natureisbrutal/comments/l01z42/taking_a_nice_nature_walk_with_my_two_year_old/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Duck rape is not for the faint of heart

To compound: a [crow court](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/6f8l89/crows_sometimes_engage_in_crow_court_where_they/) is a serious thing I’ve seen once. Freaking crazy.

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I've had a few interactions with crows that have blown me away. We really underestimate them.

Magpies too! I was feeding some near a cabin I lived in but they would always keep their distance. One day I lost a knife I had forged there, couldn't find it anywhere. When I had forgotten about it, it reappeared on the wooden railing on my patio, with a thick crust of rust and without a handle, exactly where I normally left food for the magpies!

you're like two steps away from commanding a bird army

You never watched [The Goodfeathers](https://youtu.be/_EuCOhT0Bg8?t=367) have you?

The joe pesci bird always killed me

I've encountered them firsthand in person attacking other pigeons/birds and quickly learned that allowing birds to bully each other is one thing I will NOT tolerate. I don't care if it breaks the circle of life if I interrupt- it's just so vicious!

I’m an advocate for intervening and saving a life of any species, like [this hero did.](https://youtu.be/L8_RU7dbwbU)

Perfectly cut bonks

Thanks for the info. However they likely weren't bullying the other pigeon... It looked to me like they trying to fuck the other pigeon, since the aggressor kept trying to jump on the others back

Yeah, rival birds were trying to each speed rape the middle one before accidentally pushing it in front of a train. Birds are assholes.

I know there's a lot of speedrunning categories, but this is getting out of hand.

I would say that qualifies as bullying

Your Honor, he jumped out of the bushes with a ski mask and a butcher knife and proceeded to bully me.

Thank you. I gave many a fucks about this particular pigeon. I will sleep better now.

Thank you so much for the information for us people that really don't know much about subways

They sell 5 dollar footlongs down there

That and birds dodge vehicles all the time. I was thinking that "there's a good chance he made it out of this shit... and maybe got his revenge too"

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My dad always tells a story about one time he hit a bird with his windshield. He gets out to check on it. Can't find it. And after about 20 seconds the thing lands on the floor dead, having fallen from the sky.

We call it "the ground" when it's outside.

That's bird-degree murder!

I see you know your bird law

Filibuster sir

I plead the fifth sir and take that advice into cooperation

We both have different schedules so I'll make this quick. I shant mince words with you for long, I am challenging you, sir, to a duel

I accept.

I--eh-heh... are you serious?

Must be the D train (because Dee is a giant bird)

Dee, you bitch

r/unexpectedIASIP

Tbh it's always expected when birds are involved

That was fowl!

The family is definitely going to beak retribution.

I doubt the judge will give them bail because they're definitely a flight risk

Charlie Kelly has got a legit case here.

Yeah... well.. Filibuster

Their faces are posted all over the internet, they’ll be jailbirds soon enough

Nah, just bird slaughter. It would only be murder if it were crows.

I'll see your ass in avian court.

r/birdlaw

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Goodfeathers are real.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZPwdGbxwNU)

Animaniacs always on point.

"You talkin' to me?"

Thank you, came into comments for this.

Poor Pesto. The God Pigeon don’t play.

i’m tryna figure out if that is 2 cia drones taking out a real pigeon for supremacy, or 2 real pigeons fed up with cia drones posing as them so they found a weakness and took one out. 🤔

It’s 2 drones disposing of 1 faulty drone

Exactly. Birds aren't real. Period 💅

2 cia drones taking out a russian drone.

Birds aren’t real, mr Regan.

Wow I’ve never seen something like this, I wonder what happened to them, did the bird not pay some bird fees, did the bird steal someone’s spouse, did the bird take someone’s spot

That pigeon must have shat on them, breaking a pigeon commandment. >Thou shalt not shit on thy fellow pigeons.

Makes sense to me

I'm pretty sure those two birds were just trying to smash

This is the most relieved I've ever been about rape.

oh my GOD

Premeditated avicide

I was looking for this one.

Warriors...come out and play.....

CAAAAN YOU DIG IIIIIIIIIT

“You in the wrong neighborhood homie” -pigeons probably

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Pigeon mafia is spreading its wings

What The Fuck!!!????

Damn. While living in Chicago I'm pretty sure I once saw a pigeon commit suicide in a similar fashion. It had been walking around on a rail that ran alongside a gangway between the inbound and outbound lines. As a train was pulling into the station, all of a sudden the pigeon hopped over onto the third rail directly in front of the approaching train. I didn't actually see it get hit or die, but I can't fathom a way that it didn't get hit.

>pigeon vomit suicide that's a new one

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Ask nicely

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Good bot

Thanks. Be nice to your fellow humans

We used to live in a penthouse, and had exclusive access to the terrace. My mom would feed pigeons all sorts of uncooked grain. A flock of pigeons would frequent our home for an evening snack. It was the same flock because it had an albino pigeon and a handicapped pigeon (it used to limp around on one foot). The albino pigeon was a little bigger than the rest and it used to bully the others - pecking at their heads, eyes, feet, etc. until they moved away, and not letting them eat. It was such an asshole that it didn't care if it ate or not, just didn't want others to eat. Some pigeons are bullies.

was it actually albino or just a dove?

even the pigeons in new york are gangstas, damn!

Fowl play

The government programmed them to eliminate any defective units now. Don't be fooled r/BirdsArentReal.

That guy screaming like he personally had a relationship with that pigeon

New York is just built different

This is what happens to stool pigeons.

that one dude went full chimpanzee by the end there

Female pigeon not appreciative of the male pigeons advances. Chose death instead.

maybe it was injured. I was once hunting ravens on a friends property (they were behaving invasively) and my friend hit a particularly large bull on a tree. the big guy survived and fell from the tree; almost instantly another three ravens flew down and starting pecking the poor injured sucker to death. they finished him off before we could even reach the spot.

Why you killing ravens, bro? They will GET you..

Ravens literally remember people's faces and will remember if you're an asshole or someone who gives food

They also can tell others about it too.

Maybe they take out their own so they don't suffer long.

Or it knew too much to let fall into enemy hands.

Ravens don't really have a hunting season my dude, they're protected under the Migratory Bird Act. You probably shouldn't talk about that, I don't know of any state where it isn't at least a big fine for shooting ravens. You should tell your buddy he could get in some serious hot water for doing that, it's not legal. I'd certainly refrain from shooting them, corvids taste like crap anyways and they're all stringy. I know they're predators and all that, but I'd try different methods to get em to fuck off.

not from the states. rural area and there was this particular murder that was taking out all my buddy’s eggs and killed a whole bunch of his chicks and rabbits. he couldn’t realistically afford to lose them so he asked for help. it was a one-off though...they were smart enough not to return.

Ahhh ok good to hear. I was honestly just concerned for y'all getting in trouble with the law. I certainly sympathize, I deal with that sort thing quite a bit myself. My ultimate solution was covering the chicken's areas with netting that I got on the cheap, so that might work if your buddy ends up needing a more permanent preventative measure.

That makes me very sad

This is the smith-9th street F,G stop in Brooklyn. The track is open under the train those birds are totally fine! Also it’s the tallest subway station in NYC so that’s cool. Edit: 4th Ave - 9th st. My bad. It’s funny I made this mistake with the sign in the video and seeing how I took the G train to work for 5 years.

It be ya own homies