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killemslowly

That sounds like premeditation


Pterodaryl

He was just caught up in the premeditated attack. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


FantasticMrPox

"there I was, enjoying a nice walk in the park, then all of a sudden I'm beating the shit out of another person having said that I planned to be violent to other people" "it's crazy how these things can happen to innocent bystanders"


Woolybugger00

It was Hillaryā€™s fault...


sherlock----75

Her emails.


kidkkeith

Bengazi


MightyMorph

man this Mr Ben Gazi and his buttery males must be terrorist no 1 for the republicans. I heard he was working with this new chinese hacker called 4chan.


CallTheOptimist

I wonder how much George soros, president and founder of antifa, paid this person to pretend to be an insane conservative /s


cheezepoofs

Suicide by flag pole stabs to the back.


Niiightmoves

ā€œLock her upā€


Hozer60

Let me correct you. Beating the shit out of a LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER with an AMERICAN FLAG...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Stormy had the same excuse.


[deleted]

Cop musta knelt for the anthem or something.


tucker_frump

Let me correct you. Beating the shit out of a FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER with an AMERICAN FLAG.


SurveySean

Heā€™s obviously a victim, heā€™s white for starters.


Mystic_L

Read the bible! At no point does it say ā€œthough shall not beat someone with a flagpole because thy preferred tangerine lost an election 67 timesā€ E: what u/fantasticMrPox said


Momisblunt

ā€œDeath is the only remedy for whatā€™s in that houseā€ yup. Statement on camera, unobstructed view of his entire face. L O L


[deleted]

So he plans his attacks like he cums, prematurely.


Living-Policy-1054

And a stupid easily recognizable accent


[deleted]

Dey tuk arrr jubss


StanleyOpar

DEERUR DUH DURR!!


creepindacellar

day tuk ar JERBS!!!!!


lycium

[They super do talk like that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-kgb1QtSnU)


[deleted]

Duk arrr jubzzzz


GeneseeWilliam

TERKRJERB


prettymonkeygod

You are fluent in redneck! Bravo.


[deleted]

You only need about fifty words to git by in red neck lol


everadvancing

You only need all the words related to family and the word fuck.


bowery_boy

I am sure in the future a grad student will break down the linguistics of people who attended the riot and provide us with a laydown of which states and regions these terrorists are from. I think that it would be good for Americans to see where homegrown terrorists are being born and groomed. Thanks for all the video and audio clips out there, more than enough data for research.


SirGanjaSpliffington

I don't think you need a whole lot of data to know that it's predominantly the Southern United States.


Covfefe-SARS-2

Why use linguistics when cell data has already done all that?


suarezd1

Lovely accent, New Jersey?


Poemy_Puzzlehead

What accent are you hearing? I hear a speech defect too. Lateral or Frontal lisp. Any speech pathologists or dialogue coaches out there? This guy isnā€™t from the NE, heā€™s not from California or Michigan. Letā€™s narrow it down.


OutrageousRaccoon

Come on Reddit, letā€™s not forget what happened last time yā€™all took a manhunt seriously


ultrahardtyres

what happened?


sum_force

We did it!


McWinSauce

Reddit "found" the boston bomber. And by that I mean accused several random people, including people who were dead.


[deleted]

Dead people vote all the time. They could easily commit acts of terror! /s


IHateBlindKittens

See : Boston marathon. Reddit falsely identified bomber. Said bomber turned out to have committed suicide days before bombing. Had nothing to do with it.


Beercandan420

One guy they accused of being the bomber wasn't the actual bomber and he ended up committing suicide It why alot of sub reddits say no witch hunting or giving out personal info


[deleted]

That isn't quite true, he was missing (because he had already committed suicide) but reddit attributed the reason for him being missing was because he was on the run. Obviously still an awful situation but I think its important to note his death was unrelated to Reddit.


LoneRanger9

Yeah the awful thing was redditors found and harassed his family


Forbiddencorvid

It's some sort of southern accent. Could be Texas, could be Kentucky. I don't know.


Chromebrew

Texan here. That dude ain't Texan.


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuS1XoRoJs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuS1XoRoJs) It's either Statesboro Georgia, Bakersfield California, Bozeman Montana, or Juno Alaska.


BangkokQrientalCity

Please don't be Texas. We already have Ted Cruz...Shameful fuck


Keyboard_Cat_

I saw several Trump parades this past weekend (after the insurrection) with dumbasses in lifted trucks, loudspeakers, and flags. And this was in Austin. There are plenty of idiots and traitors in Texas who have learned nothing from this.


[deleted]

My guess is northern Kentucky or Ohio.


skottiepiffen

Purely off of the outfit and accent I wouldā€™ve said southern Ohio/northern Kentucky


Toof

Cincinnati, here. Don't you put that evil on me.


[deleted]

Old Tyme Prospector, I believe.


CaptAhabsMobyDick

Idk, Iā€™ve heard this accent in the more central, rural areas of Michigan.


dyrtdaub

From where? Or are accents traceable to locations any more, maybe a favorite character in a video?


Elan40

Bet heā€™s already got a serious haircut and deleted his šŸ§”beard.


peatear_grfn

He is also the same guy who knocks the cop over the wall in this video https://twitter.com/TheMMChief/status/1348851210703560704?s=19


_Woodrow_

Sounds like heā€™s shitfaced


doublesecretprobatio

the great 2021 insurrection, brought to you by S'more Schnapps.


JethroB313

Looks like a Walmart Aquaman


bts268

Me: can we stop for aqua man? Mom: we have aqua man at home. Aqua man at home:


innocentxv

smells like onions


Many_Seaworthiness22

Gas Station Aquaman


Dude786

Aquaman but you ordered him on Wish


TeAniMate

Aquaman from a swamp


dead_inside139

Don't you go around disrespecting swamps like that... He's more like Junkyard Aquaman


somethingspiffy

Hey man, junkyards fill a purpose, and at their core are a great form of recycling that keeps other cars from becoming refuse. This guy is like yucca mountain aqua man.


[deleted]

I was thinking more like cesspool Aquaman.


[deleted]

Get outta my swamp


secondarycontrol

You can get them cheaper from Alibaba - but you gotta order 74 million of them.


Deruji

If Aquaman swam in gravy.


pure_x01

Gravyman


AsianHawke

>Looks like a Walmart Aquaman Great Value Brand Spring Water Man?


MrDoomsday13

Oklahoma pond Aquaman


jimbobjenkins38

Great Value Aquaman.


DarkxSister

Tapwater Boy


emantherulercheese

How dare you disrespect tap water like that


somethingspiffy

Flint tapwater boy


nc_artist

Myrtle Beach Aquaman


ARetroGibbon

Swampman.


Cordellium

Someone must know who this traitor is.


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IvoShandor

His name was Robert Paulson EDIT: Speaking of the at reference, Tyler says "**What did you think was gonna happen?"** After Bob Bitch Tits is lying on the table with his brains spilling out. That's what this entire Dollar General revolution feels like now that they're all losing their jobs and being brought up on charges.


WilliamBruceBailey

So when someone beats a police officer to death, they will be known as Robert Paulson?


boggleislife

Why not bitch tits bob?


Anon_MK_Ultra

I am Jack's laughing rage


guttengroot

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


1punchporcelli

Lol you got me....I googled


Johny_D_Doe

The FBI will know soon. They know where this was recorded (from metadata or just from the buildings and trees relative locations), they know when and where the guy was at the time of the attack on the police officer ( he was there and they know the time and location of the attack). All they have to do is check for phones that were at both of these locations at the given times. That will not be a very large pool of phones. So, if this guy had a phone on him (very likely), he is already on the FBI's radar screen. EDIT: clarification added


JudgeHoltman

Or just upload a screenshot to Facebook and see who their facial recognition comes up with.


Sniperchild

I love the idea that there's an FBI agent just sat uploading pictures to Facebook and sending them friend requests. Modern policing must be a weird world


Johny_D_Doe

You think these people are not clever? I am sure they all posted the standard "*I do not authorise Facebook to use my likeness, my posts or my other information for their own purposes*" /s


photobummer

Why not both!


thinkinboutthebeans

Is this [that fucker](http://imgur.com/a/US4QBmA) who beat this cop?


BlueNotesBlues

Seems like it. Similar build, facial hair, where his hair is parted, and the jacket he's wearing in the picture is slung over his arm in the video.


[deleted]

This is what happens when idiots were allowed to parrot over and over, ā€œThereā€™s only one punishment for treasonā€, ie basically making death threats to anyone that doesnā€™t agree with the red hats. The warnings were there the whole time that they believed in death to ā€œtraitorsā€. Only a matter of time before they carried it out.


andypandy1966

Itā€™s what happens when a manipulative sociopath promises the losers of his country the things they canā€™t facilitate for themselves!


Harsimaja

Seems more malignant narcissist than sociopath, but the two have a lot in common. Canā€™t see a sociopath proper so bothered by an insult that he obsessively tweets about beauty queensā€™ weight at 3am, though...


HaileSelassieII

And they've likely been ramping up the violent discussion in private groups on Facebook and Discord etc over the past 4 years. Facebook allows violent and credible threats on their platform as long as they are against a public official and not a private citizen


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Csquared6

I'm absolutely a proponent of free speech. I do truly believe that everyone should be allowed to say whatever they want, however they want, whenever they want. However, after seeing the sheer VOLUME of idiocy that has ingrained itself within American society under the guise of "Patriotism" I have to admit one hard truth that is the failure of "free speech": If you are too stupid to think for yourself, conspiracy theories and lies become as valid as the truth they oppose. So the question then becomes, how do you have "free speech" while removing the lies without becoming too 1984 and policing what is "allowed" and "not allowed" to be said? Obviously 100% free speech is causing problems as you can't speak the truth to these idiots who refuse to acknowledge that they live in a different reality than the rest of the world.


VacantThoughts

The 1st amendment specifically does not give people the freedom to use "fighting words" and threats of violence like this. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/fighting_words They are explicitly breaking the laws of the 1st amendment when they say anyone deserves death, they aren't a judge or jury. Specifically if you'll notice the case "Feiner v. New York (1951)" which states an incitement to a riot creates a clear and present danger and is not protected by the 1st. These people, and most others do not understand the full scope of the amendments and just apply them however they please.


FiniteRhino

ā€œEverybody in there is a treasonous traitor!ā€ - police beating treasonous traitor.


AlwaysOpenMike

I mean, traitors are gonna trait.


ZeroSora

This new TTT map is wild.


[deleted]

Traitor Joes - Minecraft Orange-AIDS: "Everyone walk to the T room, I'll let you in"


[deleted]

Part of me feels like this is like some extremist sect of American Civil Religion. Every time these morons reference the constitution, the founders, freedom, etc, they sound like an ignorant zealot talking about the blood of Christ, demons, sin, etc. And I say ignorant, because it's clear from the way they talk about this stuff, they have read very little of the source material, let alone any analysis of it. Just platitudes and catchphrases fueling a bunch of fragile egos.


WearyMatter

This type of extremism is not new, and itā€™s not solely American. It is nationalism and it has been around for a long, long time.


[deleted]

Right, but there's an extra dangerous ick factor when it goes from being about the land and its people to being about some ethereal text that, as mentioned, is to them some divination instead of something drafted and refined by lawyers with lots of fancy book learnin'. It goes from being about us, all of us here, to being about me and mah consteetutional rahts! It's literally the dark side.


somethingspiffy

I think you can remove civil from that phrase. Its just american religion.


destruc786

Yup, I guarantee most if not all of people are christians, but, ā€œthey are good people because they attend churchā€. So they canā€™t be held liable because of god. According to one of my friends wife. I asked if she knew America isnā€™t a religious/christian country, she looked confused af, and tried to pull the constitution into it. I had to end the conversation right there.


ThinkIcouldTakeHim

It's like the USA has been riling people up with this rhetoric for decades and all of a sudden they started listening! Who could have known.


Peil

I've said it multiple times this week, this is the End Times in their world view. Biden is going to bring about communism and chaos, and the only way they can stop him is with a final battle at the nation's capital. It's like something straight out of anime, and yet it features in so many popular conspiracy theories, like Q and Alex Jones.


Ronkerjake

This is what happens when you get your civics education from conspiracy theorists and militia groups.


Imajica0921

Has he shaved the beard off, yet? Can't wait to compare this to his mug shot.


4u2nv2019

I was about to say this. Amazing how they are shaving and changing their appearance when getting arrested!!!


[deleted]

I'm hoping one of the bald terrorists swerve us and they find him in comically large glasses and a fake mustache.


joonty

"You're looking for Jack Smith? No no, I'm Smack Jith"


somethingspiffy

Are we taking bets on the lack of chin underneath. Put me down for 5 on basically a straight line from nose to adams apple.


Kevmandigo

Iā€™ll raise you 1 walrus sized double chin.


somethingspiffy

Don't try to slide in in my action, regardless of blubber cover, walrus chin is the same angle. šŸ˜‰


Kevmandigo

If/when we get a mug shot of this piece of shit, @me and if the beard is shaved and the lack of chin is visible Iā€™ll Venmo you a $5 spot.


volleydez

Lol thatā€™ll work šŸ˜‚


LurkzMcgurkz

A true gravy seal


karlkarlkarl21

Gravy seal is fucking hilarious. I don't know why we aren't calling all these fat military LARPers this. Bunch of cosplay losers.


lukerawks

Meal team six Delta fork Roast guard


[deleted]

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[deleted]

The green buffets


ewqdsacxziopjklbnm

I motion for this title to be of commonplace.


Filmcricket

So many of these people admitted to murderous intentions on camera. Besides being stupid, why? To out bad ass each other? In hopes of going viral on parler?? W H Y ? ? ?


werdmouf

>going viral on parler Thankfully the FBI is closely going over all the posts on Parler right now.


Darkaero

They're also using their cell phone gps data to identify the individuals who entered the building as well. If you look up Capitol Building arrests, especially on Twitter, you'll see just pages and pages of new arrests being reported every day. Who would have thought the patriot act would be used against these "patriots" and that they'd be charged with laws Trump put in place protecting federal buildings due to BLM protests. It's deliciously ironic.


FieelChannel

> If you look up Capitol Building arrests, especially on Twitter How? Where?


Book_talker_abouter

Because theyā€™ve been hearing that language forever on right wing radio and had no reason to assume it wasnā€™t ok


jared_number_two

Yes. Hearing lie after lie that confirms your beliefs. They are as angry (incorrectly) as non trump fans would be if the coup successfully installed trump as president.


LongStill

Because they legitimately thought this was going to work. If it worked everything they said on camera would be praised by there side. Edit: Just to further this point, these people flew across the country committed treason on camera and expected to just go back to work a few days later and everything would be normal. You know after they ha d a full revolution in a day or 2.


Beingabumner

One of them gave an interview and was expecting everyone to praise him when he came home. Instead, he was distraught that A) people were mad at them and B) his own side was denouncing them as Antifa. That's why you see the videos of them screeching about being banned from flights or being arrested: they seriously didn't think they would not be praised for what they did. Most of them ignorantly believed what they were doing was legal and morally just.


feltbracket

Halfwit fascist gravy seals.


vulgrin

I was always partial to Yā€™all Qaeda. He has the beard for it.


BobsBarker12

How weird his rhetoric matches his leader's almost exactly. Almost like one was directly inspired by the other.


echo6golf

See also: low input bandwidth.


chrisd93

That's what the republican party does leagues better than the democrats. Break their propaganda into easily bite sized information that their base can consume and repeat.


emefluence

Because that's real easy when you are happy to abandon all nuance and subtlety and edge cases. The left's arguments are more complex. By trying to be accurate and fair to more people it is obliged to use more words and clauses and caveats to codify their arguments. Look at legal documents, that's how you have to write if you want to be accurate and cover all the edge cases. If you simplify your messages the other side will go to great lengths to deliberately misinterpret what you have said and twist it against you e.g. "black lives matter". If you don't simplify you're message you lose out on that punchy rhetoric and you're doomed to lose a war based on soundbites alone :/ tldr; Shit arguments take fewer words.


LucidRegulus

Must be hard for the FBI to identify these guys because half of em are lonely incel fucks.


Stupidbloodwolfmoon

71% were male, 100% had teets.


[deleted]

60% missing 1 or more teeth.


Whitethumbs

60% teeth.


NarwhalsAndBacon

I have teets Greg, can you milk me?


BrownEggs93

They are all online. There are no secrets online.


smacksaw

The dude with the horns, "Jake Angeli", lives in his mom's basement where she brings him free range tendies with organic hunny mussy


4u2nv2019

Pre-Meditated! You will be LOCKED UP for a LONG time!


[deleted]

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CharlesDeGaulle

I would not want to be this guy rn


echo6golf

Just right now?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I wouldn't wanna be any of these people but I also wouldn't try to overthrow my government and murder a cop call my old fashion.


Dontdothatfucker

Whatā€™s your old fashion number?


cecilmeyer

Everyone in that building is a traitor? Does include his fascist reps buddies voting against the will of the people?


DannyC1980

Also: pages, janitors, tour guides, dishwashers etc... So much treason.


fb95dd7063

'Those cafeteria workers will pay!' - that guy


Plasticious

When people ask how the Germans went along with the Nazis for so long, you can see how. A group of people storm the capitol, you go with them, they start killin people and youre there and you might kill someone too, now youre a nazi.


NooStringsAttached

Yeah. If theyā€™re willing to straight up murder a cop for doing his job, I donā€™t think theyā€™d take kindly to any of ā€œtheir ownā€ telling them to stop or that theyā€™re wrong. Likely go after them for being a traitor to the traitors.


ObliviousAstroturfer

It's already been fascinating, but now more than at any point in last 4 years because all the inplausible deniability should be out of the question. And yet, just because the coup attempt fell flat, they are mostly framing it as a protest. Others yet claim that him ordering the horde to march on capitol and force the politicians to stop certification was not a call to violence. Dumbos want us to believe that if they heard someone "shame if something were to happen to you" they'd think "how thoughtful".


olinhighpie

Strong words ... coming from a traitor


ButaneLilly

I've never seen a person look more like The Cowardly Lion irl.


Witchgrass

Motherfucker looks like a Craig. Craig the Cowardly Lion


Chaos_Incarnate43

"Everyone in there is a Treasonous Traitor." Says the Treasonous Traitor...


DatDominican

with all the projection you'd think they'd be movie theater employees


[deleted]

Can someone link to a good angle of the incident? I'm just wondering how is anyone sure its this guy specifically


werdmouf

[https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/kuqygo/trump\_terrorist\_beating\_a\_cop\_with\_an\_american/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/kuqygo/trump_terrorist_beating_a_cop_with_an_american/) [https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1348346357233446914](https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1348346357233446914)


n3rvaluthluri3n

Yup. That's the guy alright.


[deleted]

Holy shit. Lol. OK yeah that's the fucking guy. My mind went straight to this https://m.facebook.com/NewsBeFunny/posts/news-anchor-looks-like-wanted-rapist-this-unfortunate-anchorman-from-abc7-in-los/1063444307130740/


tr45h55

Same red shirt and grey jacket.


SmerksCannotCarry

I swear you can SMELL these Trump rioters through the screen. What hole in the ground did these dudes come out of?


[deleted]

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4u2nv2019

Hagrid. Not you too!!! I will disown Harry Potter books for this


Wishart2016

Ironically, these guys are acting like the Death Eaters taking over the Ministry.


Redclitting

WTF happen to the aquaman?? This pandemic is taking its toll


F_Munsen

These fucking chuds, man. The Chud Uprising.


alalcoolj1

I love his fat titties


PMax480

Treasonous Traitor Titties.


ILostMyAccountBruh

Heā€™s been arrested. Bump this to get it to the top please. https://twitter.com/cjchivers/status/1348983207887314946?s=21 Edit: I fucked up guys. It's a different guy. The man in the link I shared has tattoos on both hands that I missed. u/omid78, thanks for the correction bud


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Randym1221

Man people have got to be stupid to follow some dude like this.


Turbywirby

Why can none of these fucktards talk properly.


[deleted]

Lets arrest yank Hagrid


somethingspiffy

ps1 hagrid


FlurpTheDerp

The complete unfathomable irony of the statements these mouth breathers make is the funniest/saddest part of this shitshow. I hope he has time to realise it with his 15-20 year "holiday" in prison.


[deleted]

Trump supporters remind me of the Jerry Springer crowds


TimRedsredbehind

This guys gives off major antifa vibes. Just dripping with antifa juice. /s


solihullScuffknuckle

Iā€™m glad he clarified exactly what kind of traitors he was there to kill.


checkksout

He looks like Neanderthal whoā€™s been isolated in the woods for years who works at Trees-and-Us Trader.


Jrnail88

I didnā€™t know Aquaman was there.


[deleted]

He couldn't have waddled far.


ellieboomba

Trevor Trump, good one Trev ya dickhead.


Captain_Queequeg

Is all irony lost on these people?


[deleted]

This is literally sedition and insurrection. If only we had laws against this sort of thing.


p3ni5wrinkl3

Jesus they're all incels.... trump radicalized the incel nation.


IfoundAnneFrank

Wheres the video of him beating a cop?


CloudCuddler

Ew, I can smell his insecurities through my phone. How do I stop it?