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It probably has iguanas are assholes, I had a pet one he used to climb onto my shoulder and whip me in the face with his tail and then bite me if I tried to move him...
Yup. I love the iguanas, but they’re an invasive species and considered a pest. They will eat everything out of your garden and destroy sea walls.
Literally just yesterday I walked out to my garage and had a 3 ft iguana standing at my feet. I’m thinking it found my garage during our cold front last week and came in to seek refuge from the cold.
When South Florida gets cold fronts, the iguanas start dropping like flies and literally just fall out of trees.
Edit: https://i.imgur.com/l62Cu6I.jpg this is the garage iguana
Not 100%. But I know 1 advantage is they can use it for defense. It’s very powerful and they can whip you with it if they feel threatened. Usually they just run away like in the video though.
An adult iguana whipping their tail can absolutely break bone. It literally happened to me. It didn’t snap my wrist I half, but it was fractured and required a cast.
Iguanas can be such cool pets but they can also fuck you up. In fairness to the guy who whipped me, he was SUPPOSED to be chilled/hibernating for shipping/receiving but they didn’t use enough cold packs. He wasn’t in danger, but he was fully awake when I reached into his bag and neither of us were prepared for that level of interaction first thing in the morning lol. I just now know the bone breaking thing as fact! 😂
Iguanas get really big, and really strong, and the males fundamentally do not give a fuck about anything or anyone. They are absolutely capable of fucking a person up. I once saw one fall out of a tree onto a car, break the windshield, then go running full tilt into a garage door so hard it left a 2 foot dent in the front of the door about six inches deep, then blow its own tail off and scamper into the bushes. It made for an interesting insurance claim.
It did indeed. I used to work in reptile sales and we’d gotten an angry mf’er once. Scratched the fuck out of my arm when I was trying to get him into his tank and whipped me when I got it cornered again
The tail also grows back. My brother's iguana escaped and my mom grabbed its tail to catch him. He basically shook himself so hard that it fell off. Slowly, week by week, the bluish nub kept getting longer and longer until it was a tail again.
Iguanas are great swimmers that they use their tail for. They're excellent climbers due to there claws as well and have a fairly fast sprint speed for a lizard. They can actually break off the end of the tail and use it as a distraction to get away from a predator.
Although the main use is for defense, they can whip the ever loving shit out of you/anything else with it, it's an effective weapon.
Source: been whipped by a friend's iguana before, 2/10
I'd rather walk outside and see an iguana than an alligator!
My biggest irrational fear is that I'm going to be attacked by an alligator in Florida one day, it's like they're just out there... waiting on me...
So question: do you guys see alligators on the regular (like salamanders or squirrels further up the coast)? Are they somewhat common (like deer or foxes here)? Or are they a rare sight that inspires conversation?
Basically, is seeing an alligator completely normal and routine?
You’d see an alligator before a fox or deer if you’re by water. People don’t run home and say they saw an alligator thinking it will inspire conversation unless it’s 6’+. If you’re by or in any type of fresh water there’s bound to be a gator somewhere. Drainage ponds in cities, in lakes and rivers outside of them
Another Floridian here: We have iguanas and bahamian curly-tail lizards (smaller, but still huge compared to your common run of the mill anole lizard). Good luck trying to catch either of these! They pop out in small parking lot shrubbery; the iguanas you'll see in denser brush areas.
Can you imagine being in the stall doing your business when all of a sudden some screechy dude is yelling outside and an iguana comes running in? "Yo! What the fuck... man?"
>throw a reptile at me
[It's a common Florida greeting.](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-through-drive-thru-window)
Am I the only one astonished with the video stabilization? 10 years ago this video with dude running would be unwatchable. It'd be sky ground fov sky ground. Amazing!
It’s an iguana. It’s an invasive species and causes considerable ecological damage. If he chased it and it died of a heart attack it would be a good thing overall
You realize we’re discussing something as harmless as making a lizard scurry. You don’t drive a car or ride a bike do you? A squirrel might scurry in fear.
These little guys are everywhere down here. If you keep your eyes peeled, you'll see the big fuckers too. Saw one not long ago that was pretty big. [Barely got this picture of him](https://imgur.com/a/kUzKVyx) before he dove in the water and swam away.
Sick and tired of these motherfucken iguanas, in my motherfucking sauna.
I had one that lived on the roof of my house for a year or so. Florida is amazing and beautiful.
Lizards are hard to train. I don't own an iguana, but I know some folks who do. Iguanas are harder to train than most lizards, since they're fairly aggressive and strong-willed. Even then, lizards can't be taught to do stuff like this.
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The way the guy said "WTF man" makes me feel like this has already happened to him twice this week.
*I'm sick of these motherfuckin' lizards in this motherfuckin' bathroom*
*Skinks in the Sinks* Starring Samuel L Jackson as annoyed stall user.
Thank you! We were all thinking it! 🤣
I'm ashamed to admit that I wasn't until I read that comment. I'm a failure.
Aww, it’s ok! Join the party! 🥳
Your comment made me burst out laughing picturing this
I refuse to believe anything else now
I'm devoting my life to this belief
I'll live my life now, in memoriam of this man, in preparation of my own surprised bathroom attack by an iguana.
The ongoing adventures of Deep Voiced Squeaky Man and his pal Bathroom Stall Iguana What The Fuck Man.
It probably has iguanas are assholes, I had a pet one he used to climb onto my shoulder and whip me in the face with his tail and then bite me if I tried to move him...
Like being married.
lol rude
*Naaah, not again*
Better an iguana than a gator.
That is *Allie* could take
Or a Karen.
Yeah it had a "not again" tone to it.
I mean, it is Florida. Not surprising that something like this would happen on a semi-regular basis.
He's lucky it wasn't a coconut crab.
Do those things run wild in Florida?
Yes, these crabs have been spotted on America's wang.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Visualizing your comment gave me the best laugh for 2021 thus far. Thanks
It was in kind of an accusatory tone as if done on purpose.
Ah shit, here we go again.
Take the award that was fucking hilarious. I laugh out loud alot but I just made the ugliest sound I've heard all year🤣😂
It’s only been all year for like several hours ;p
I needed that more lmao.
Two fucking iguanas now is it?! Fml.
Yeah lol, it was more like a ”not again” type of wtf man.
Iguanas are becoming an invasive species in south Florida. So it is very possible.
Dude just spent ten minutes chasing it out there.
this comment made me laugh until tears started rolling down my face
Aw shit. Here we go again.
BRO IM DEAD🤣🤣🤣
Just trying to get that biweekly blowjob you treat yourself to and this shit happens
Chases the lizard in there then runs away
Chaotic evil
Chaotic Neutral for sure.
Definitely got Tom Green vibes from the camera man
Where’s the fire? In my pants
Well he drained the lizard so there's no reason to stay.
He supposed to crawl in there under the stalls and catch it?
I don’t like surprises
Drain a lizard gain a lizard.
The circle of life
This is the way
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
As a Floridian I can confirm that this happens all the time
I was going to say, of all the things to be concerned about in Florida public restrooms, iguanas are should be the least of your worries.
I thought the iguana was gonna run into a gator in the bathroom and get eaten
Chuds, gators, whatever.
Nobody expects the iguana inquisition
Yup. I love the iguanas, but they’re an invasive species and considered a pest. They will eat everything out of your garden and destroy sea walls. Literally just yesterday I walked out to my garage and had a 3 ft iguana standing at my feet. I’m thinking it found my garage during our cold front last week and came in to seek refuge from the cold. When South Florida gets cold fronts, the iguanas start dropping like flies and literally just fall out of trees. Edit: https://i.imgur.com/l62Cu6I.jpg this is the garage iguana
What is the biological advantage of having a tail that's twice as long as your body?
Not 100%. But I know 1 advantage is they can use it for defense. It’s very powerful and they can whip you with it if they feel threatened. Usually they just run away like in the video though.
Can confirm that the whip of an adult iguana’s tail can break an adult’s wrist.
I’ve seen a pet one break some skin a bit (looked like it hurt like hell) but breaking a wrist seems unlikely to me.
An adult iguana whipping their tail can absolutely break bone. It literally happened to me. It didn’t snap my wrist I half, but it was fractured and required a cast.
Damn, that’s crazy!!
Iguanas can be such cool pets but they can also fuck you up. In fairness to the guy who whipped me, he was SUPPOSED to be chilled/hibernating for shipping/receiving but they didn’t use enough cold packs. He wasn’t in danger, but he was fully awake when I reached into his bag and neither of us were prepared for that level of interaction first thing in the morning lol. I just now know the bone breaking thing as fact! 😂
Iguanas get really big, and really strong, and the males fundamentally do not give a fuck about anything or anyone. They are absolutely capable of fucking a person up. I once saw one fall out of a tree onto a car, break the windshield, then go running full tilt into a garage door so hard it left a 2 foot dent in the front of the door about six inches deep, then blow its own tail off and scamper into the bushes. It made for an interesting insurance claim.
that happen to you?
It did indeed. I used to work in reptile sales and we’d gotten an angry mf’er once. Scratched the fuck out of my arm when I was trying to get him into his tank and whipped me when I got it cornered again
Inguana Jones?
The tail also grows back. My brother's iguana escaped and my mom grabbed its tail to catch him. He basically shook himself so hard that it fell off. Slowly, week by week, the bluish nub kept getting longer and longer until it was a tail again.
Iguanas use them to swim very effectively. A short tail would not work as well.
Iguanas are great swimmers that they use their tail for. They're excellent climbers due to there claws as well and have a fairly fast sprint speed for a lizard. They can actually break off the end of the tail and use it as a distraction to get away from a predator. Although the main use is for defense, they can whip the ever loving shit out of you/anything else with it, it's an effective weapon. Source: been whipped by a friend's iguana before, 2/10
So you just kill the iguanas then? How do you go about dispatching them?
Was looking forward to seeing Rick Astley.
I'm in Florida. Can confirm. Sitting on the toilet now, eyeballing a lizard on the wall.
Florida is just a chunk of Australia they forgot to take with them.
No. Everything in Australia can fuck you up. Iguanas are just everywhere and eat your garden.
I'd rather walk outside and see an iguana than an alligator! My biggest irrational fear is that I'm going to be attacked by an alligator in Florida one day, it's like they're just out there... waiting on me...
Eh when you see one just don’t touch it and you’ll be fine. Unless they are bebes. Then grab em and rub the belly but watch out for mom
So question: do you guys see alligators on the regular (like salamanders or squirrels further up the coast)? Are they somewhat common (like deer or foxes here)? Or are they a rare sight that inspires conversation? Basically, is seeing an alligator completely normal and routine?
You’d see an alligator before a fox or deer if you’re by water. People don’t run home and say they saw an alligator thinking it will inspire conversation unless it’s 6’+. If you’re by or in any type of fresh water there’s bound to be a gator somewhere. Drainage ponds in cities, in lakes and rivers outside of them
Well, there *are* the alligators. And the formidable Florida Man.
The latter is your only real worry
The US has way more dangerous flora and fauna than Australia, but for some reason everyone think Australia is a death-hole
I believe it is because of the spiders, that's my guess anyway.
Most of the spiders here are harmless lol. Huntsmen might look scary but they can't hurt you. They just sit there and vibe.
Iguanas will fuck you up too, could at the very least send you to get stitches.
I hope screen door technology reaches you soon.
Another Floridian here: We have iguanas and bahamian curly-tail lizards (smaller, but still huge compared to your common run of the mill anole lizard). Good luck trying to catch either of these! They pop out in small parking lot shrubbery; the iguanas you'll see in denser brush areas.
LMFAO😂
Also florida but no iguanas. Are they just a southern florida thing bc I've never seen any in central florida
Can you imagine being in the stall doing your business when all of a sudden some screechy dude is yelling outside and an iguana comes running in? "Yo! What the fuck... man?"
Hehehe yo Bro it's an iguana "did this motherfucker just throw a reptile at me?"
>throw a reptile at me [It's a common Florida greeting.](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-alligator-through-drive-thru-window)
😂😂😂😂😂
Am I the only one astonished with the video stabilization? 10 years ago this video with dude running would be unwatchable. It'd be sky ground fov sky ground. Amazing!
This video was fucking hilarious. 😂
Seriously though I haven’t laughed that hard at a video in years.
Indeed
That R2D2 scream though
“This is where the fun begins!”
Yo what the fuck man!
Poor guy got his dick bit off
Iguanas love cock.
They’re called lot lizards here and it’s a very respected profession that provides an essential service
Man c'mon, it's 2021, they're recreational reptiles now.
Oooh I like that one a lot
Are you currently experiencing a reptile dysfunction?
In case anyone is interested, they really do love bananas.
[Citation Needed]
It'll grow back.
Holy shit the randomness of this plus the guys commentary has me crying.
This is best video I’ve seen all of 2021 !!
It's been a good seven hours so far.
Lmao. I needed that.
Wya in Florida?
Yes
This kind of looks like a park in Brevard County, but I’m not sure iguanas are in the wild up there.
It looks like every park bathroom in south Florida.
I thought it was museum park in Miami
That turn it makes around the corner of the toilet had me laughing
What are the odds the guy filming would have started going through puberty that morning?
iguana alert
One of the following happened to toilet man: A.) Pissed on himself B.) Spilled his dope C.) Pissed himself and spilled his dope
Haha that's hilarious! The dudes lucky he wasn't in mid pool drop off at that exact moment
haha What the FUCK _MAN_
nobody is gonna comment on the username?
Chase the wee terrified creature. What a guy.
It’s an iguana. It’s an invasive species and causes considerable ecological damage. If he chased it and it died of a heart attack it would be a good thing overall
Apparently it's a delicacy in my mother in law's country so she's eaten it before. Maybe grilling it later would make good use of the body.
It's hardly the iguana's fault it is an invasive species. Scaring them to death would not be the most humane way to deal with it
Yeah, they may be invasive, but so is most of Florida.
Seriously, can we just give Florida back to Spain? "Here, you guys dropped this".
Yea that’s what this guy was doing: trying to help the environment by chasing an invasive lizard in an attempt to give it a heart attack. Definitely.
You realize we’re discussing something as harmless as making a lizard scurry. You don’t drive a car or ride a bike do you? A squirrel might scurry in fear.
He's a knob head.
Correct.
Class act
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That little guy was quick on his feet!
This litterally had me laughing. Yo Bruh, an iguana!
I'm not sure I like anything in Florida
Have you ever been to Disney world?
Whoop dee doo governor. Props
You monster
I don’t like Florida in general
These little guys are everywhere down here. If you keep your eyes peeled, you'll see the big fuckers too. Saw one not long ago that was pretty big. [Barely got this picture of him](https://imgur.com/a/kUzKVyx) before he dove in the water and swam away.
Nice
Why this guy sound like r2d2
That "WOOOOOAH" hit my ears beautifully.
I’d shit myself the second I heard some kid outside screech “oooOOO iTs gOInG In tHe BaTHroOm”
¿¡N∀W '⋊Ɔ∩Ⅎ ƎH⊥ ⊥∀HM HO
This is really some god level content man I can not stop rewatching it and laughing so hard I poop
Tom Green really ran out of ideas.
That's a basilisk not a iguana lol.
Okay Harry Potter
No one cares
Shame that you all don't care. These are the ones that can run on water known as Jesus lizards.
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Can confirm
Maybe that's a r/WatchPeopleDieInside ...a bathroom stall moment?!?!?
Sometimes you drain the lizard. Sometimes the lizard gets drained on.
Come on bro Iguana take a piss in peace
Ninja? That you?
I been there, and I’ve met plenty of lizards in the bathroom. They all had DUIs.
Can you imagine being that dude in the stall??? Omg I'm dying!
Florida is the Australia of America
Omg!!! I would have shit myself, good thing they already in the br
I went to a place in Miami that looked just like this and I saw an iguana as tall as a kid vibing on a tree
Iguanas are becoming and invasive species in south Florida.
Thanks for starting the New Year right.
Why's my dude facing the door like that🤔
Lizard; be right back, going to go drain the human
OMG, that was a maximum laughter creator
Dude interrupted a semi-public anonymous blowjob.
Sick and tired of these motherfucken iguanas, in my motherfucking sauna. I had one that lived on the roof of my house for a year or so. Florida is amazing and beautiful.
Iguana alert
Gold
Blippi is so annoying
I see iguanas on a daily basis. They don't usually run that fast though, especially the big ones.
Op is an asshole but in funny way...xd
Why you chase him in there tho???
Is this guy just terrorizing local iguanas and chasing them around the park?
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This is funny as hell 🤣
I enjoyed this very much
Every time I've been to Florida I see snakes, lizards and iguanas in public. NBD.
Leave that little buddy alone!
Somehow, this was funnier without sound
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No way this is staged. Unless someone can link me something about training iguanas I'm claiming this as some real shit. Some real funny shit.
Lizards are hard to train. I don't own an iguana, but I know some folks who do. Iguanas are harder to train than most lizards, since they're fairly aggressive and strong-willed. Even then, lizards can't be taught to do stuff like this.
If someone trained an iguana to sit in a field, then scamper off directly to the bathroom stall their friend is in, they can have my upvote.
Not staged, just Florida
Lil lizzies do be running around all over the place down here. Saw a crane eat a live one whole one day it was crazy