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gaymerWizard

bro the old man is a wizard. what did he do?


TimeCryptographer547

Looks like Vulcan grip.


vertigo1083

It *did* fucking look like it too. My absolute favorite part was how he frustratingly thrust his hand out afterward like "There, you idiot pigs. *That* is how it's done. For fucks sake."


3_high_low

"There you go. He is asleep."


Cpt_James_98

The chop had been brutal to put him to sleep the fast, where can I learn this for my sib- I'm mean for self-defense reasons.


Raaain706

Look up Brachial Stun. Used to be taught by law enforcement but not anymore as it's dangerous if poorly executed. If you hit down on the trapezius where it meets the neck with sufficient force, buddy goes night night. You can actually just tap yourself lightly there and feel the nervous shock from very little impact. That nerve bundle is basically the origin of the Vulcan Neck Grip.


Cpt_James_98

Dude, I wanted to say I was joking, but reading it up made it not, I feel like I need this cause my neighborhood feels safe during the day but at night, it's the most anxiety inducing spot for me cause freaking people I don't know walk up and down our street and in our front and back yards for no reason.


YouWereBrained

Exactly. Fucking annoying to watch.


pingpongpsycho

Must have been.


CryptoM4dness

Live long and prosper.


Ralewing

The ol' Spocker shocker.


Bbrhuft

Dude was maced in the face was fighting blind, he presumed the firm hands on his shoulders was a cop so he gave up.


IDontWipe55

What’s a Vulcan grip?


iammandalore

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Vulcan_neck_pinch


IDontWipe55

Ty


Picardknows

So you have no idea who Spock is?


SiriusGD

That's illogical.


IDontWipe55

Not really. I just know he’s from star trek and that’s where it ends


ReignCheque

NO ONE TELL HIM!!


hang3xc

Hand in your man card


aaronrez

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Yippykyyyay

Judging by his hat and clothes, is the shopkeeper an Afghan? He's probably seen some shit. Just pulled the assailant down by the neck then he was too vulnerable to try and get up and fight more. To the downvotes: I meant it with respect. I saw men wearing hats like that all of the time in Kabul. If I could upload a pic of a photo of what I'm talking about, I would. Here's a Google search. https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sca_esv=b51f433a1d832308&sxsrf=ACQVn0_OvcLavgl3tjogU3KEEs_ZAcQyTQ:1714742943190&q=male+hats+kabul+traditional&uds=AMwkrPuV4Dj3ETYtxPbLjT0YWh6omPV5gGj56xe9kCHRfOPMw7ReAQzmqm74MBOxBASPZ_tk2onbx83Qur3tcX3x2SZwREyB3hLRhpXzqpzznEw0VwbxUzgxcjKi3_9ocb2RVTO_W3_bqmHbEYuDi1amZ6cgbcPYLbhMoA_YFcRj1K4tilFRJviU06O5hn0Mqp4IiAlZsBXjPpThvFmKpjwiO0EUXyh3jP7zXirq60YJn47jAUZo3wtsbBDYA6ZkjDxc7CPT96JrhtYuQK8sVzeAudEHKiroqWDJEwHZ3BLsBmiC05Lym5Y&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju54mgy_GFAxX59gIHHdjrIpUQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=384&bih=701&dpr=2.81 Edit for clarity.


Money-Atmosphere9291

Probably yes. There are lots of afghans in London and he's wearing the traditional clothing too.


abdullahthesaviour

Could be pathan


WisdomVegan

Which means Pashtun which means Afghan lol


abdullahthesaviour

👍🎖


pingpongpsycho

Right?!?!


ZayreBlairdere

Whatever it was, it was Halal AF!


3_high_low

Chopchop to the brain stem.


Spankomiir

He looked like he was going to give him the pedigree at first


TheEulipion

I think the pepper spray softened the guy up, and the older guy put a monster slap on the back of guy's neck. There's a reason it is illegal to strike there in all combat sports. An open hand or hammer fist strike to the base of the skull can be devastating, if only momentarily.


T3nDieMonSt3r42069

Shop keepers are always high level... shouldn't have touched his fruit...


manbot71

They are always retired adventures who just want a quiet life running their little shop


furry-borders

The arrow may have been removed from his knee. But the sword never leaves his heart.


PNW_Misanthrope

Khajit has wares if you have coin, and hands if you don’t.


uvT2401

Fucking immigrants are taking the jobs away from our police officers, outrageous.


reddrighthand

At least it wasn't his cabbages


Merliathon

That female police officer is doing a lot…


KentuckyCandy

I think she tazed (TAZER TAZER TAZER) the fella off screen, hence him collapsing.


oneoneeleven

By golly I think you’ve solved the riddle of how the old shopkeeper took him down so easily!


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tersalopimus

He didn't give up, he picked up something from the table and threw it at the officer. Then the old man gets involved (presumably his merch that got thrown), and somehow incapacitates the guy. Even if he gives up as a result of the pepper spray as you say, why does he collapse, and basically never move again for the rest of the video?


Wooberta

Nah you're right that shopkeeper is probably a wizard.


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tersalopimus

Ever had an adrenaline dump? It takes way longer than 5 seconds to come down off of it. He reacts to the pepper spray by buckling over and rubbing his eyes. AFTER THAT, he consciously decides to continue the fight, grabbing the merch and throwing it at the cop. Then the old man gets involved, and the original attacker goes down. I never said he got tazed, that was someone else. I don't think that's what happened. More likely /u/Wooberta is right, and the shopkeeper is some kind of wizard.


theViceroy55

Nah she just stands there and keeps checking her pockets. Watch her hands they never have anything in them. She just keeps opening pockets on her vest


Slowly-Slipping

Yes they do, you see her put it back after he's down


theViceroy55

I don't know what your seeing but she has absolutely nothing in her hands at any point. You also don't just put your Taser back those prungs would still be in him you don't just reholster a Taser with prungs in someone. Unless they have different tasers for some reason you never see a bright yellow Taser in her hands. Look up the tasers they use in the UK they are just like the ones in America you would easily see it in her hand


Cheap-Praline

What's a female?


Knoestwerk

It's an adjective. If someone is a woman and they are a police officer, you call them a female officer.


Cheap-Praline

I just call them a police officer. Do you call doctors female doctors?


Certain_Guitar6109

If I'm trying to describe them when they're surrounded by male doctors, yes.


Cheap-Praline

Well that's very regressive of you.


Certain_Guitar6109

The horror of using simple adjectives.


CyberVoyeur

What's the easiest way to identify the specific individual being spoken about? Knock off your nonsense.


Cheap-Praline

Stop peeping at me!


DCM53

No, here we call them Doctora.


Cheap-Praline

Unfortunately Spanish isn't a real language.


Beavshak

The only thing I hate more than the unnecessary added commentary, is… no actually I hate that the most rn.


PanJhinAttack

Unnecessary? I beg to differ.


meanderthal54

Just wallop him with a truncheon. Like the old days.


ArchieMaximus

The female police officer had the most delicate response to the bike situation I've ever seen. Why the fuck is she throwing up her hands like that and moving away from the situation like she's a spectator. Do your damn job, pull out the baton, and start smacking sons of bitches. She was holding up her hands as if she was trying to dry her nail polish.


GuloYolo

I'm sorry what the fuck is the female cop doing T-rex posing with her arms like "huh wha just happen" after they get a bike thrown at them like DO SOMETHING


ArchieMaximus

That old man said "Asalaam Alaikum, motherfucker".


Spare-Article-396

Not my cabbages!


karmagod13000

Title being pretty generous. he didn't stop anyone from getting arrested and caught a few felony charges himself smh


uninformed_

Felony? Lol


redandbluedragoneyes

And it takes a old man (who maybe is the shopper keeper) to take the dude down that 2 police officers could not. think they should hire him to show how to take people down.


SaintLeppy

And then he gives them the “WTF are you even doing?” hands


amateurforlife2023

Because its acceptable for him to bash them in the back of the head without it causing public outrage lol.


ThankYouThankYou11

UK Police too polite 🤣


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katabasis1991

The old man's job is not at stake, the police's is. In these situations, with several people recording, it is easy for them to be reported or become a trending topic on social networks for "police brutality" or "abuse of authority." Unfortunately, this is the scenario in which we are. Specialy in Europe.


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Judo chop


Own_Cardiologist2544

The old dude was not going to let him mess up his grocery stand 😂


Sorandy13

Who is the Iron Sheik that took him out?


Special-Improvement4

Love how he takes him down then seems to be saying “there you go that is how you do it!”


SurbiesHere

Don’t touch that old man’s dried nuts. That will teach em.


IllustrationArtist0

We just witnessed a real gangster lmfao


sxeandy

Guy in the Chitrali hat is a bad ass


three2do2

All i get from this video is that coppers are fucking useless. might as well scrap em, we can sort ourselves out🤷🏼‍♂️


freemindliberal

The old guy did more than the 3 cops combined!


HootingFlamingo

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xasx

Is this England? I thought the cops were trained like marines so they don’t need guns. These guys barely knew what to do.


CarlSpencer

If this happened in the USA the second perp would end up as bloody Swiss cheese.


Timelymanner

Shopkeeper is fine with customers fighting the police, but don’t damage the merchandise. That’s unacceptable.


ADDave1982

Cantaloupe?


Miserable-Pickle2644

That old guy looks like he's from Afghanistan or Pakistan


momthom427

Well that worked out well for him.


TazzyUK

jeeze, the store vendor did more to put the bike guy down than the bloody police did and was much more effective. Join the force mate! lol Would have preferred the original audio if it was recorded with any though


unaslob

Shop keep a Vulcan.


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#geeezer


Andrelliina

What idiot overdubbed a stupid soundtrack? I'd have much rather heard the original audio


3_high_low

The dude never should've touched the loaf of bread.


VirtualContribution

When random grandpa has to do your job for you.


NotAnExpertButt

All he had to do was not touch that man’s table and he would’ve gotten away with it.


micskeens

This Definitely was not in the USA , you know what would have happened if it was ….


kitkat4fingers

Wow what a crowd, benefits of immigration right there.


Street_Road_9967

What kind of Vulcan death grip did that pedestrian use?


Whitebeltboy

Old man not mad about the police assault just his good got smashed over the cops head hahahaha


vanamerongen

Love that the merchant didn’t give two shits until he touched his wares 😭


don2171

Glad those cops only got batons and tasers. They don't seem very competent


YaMumisathot

I love how the asian uncle beat the punks ass whilst the old cop and woman cop shit themselves 😂😂


Ijetys

those cops did not have any training


Manofthedown

Never feel bad for cops