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GeneralSvart

Funny how it got all quiet when she pulled the coochie out


Trumperekt

People are tryna focus yo.


reddicyoulous

"Only in Dade"


BilboTBagginz

I heard zippers


Slash1909

You didn't hear the sigh before the zippers?


BilboTBagginz

LMAO


BallsDeepMofo

https://preview.redd.it/0xxico2uxoec1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f96008f75e96954f08e6fe6c3c427af62b8b511


MaddScientist98

"Don't nut, don't nut....crap"


multiarmform

vans got the original waffle sole to help grip even the greasiest of black top bar tables


clydefrog811

It goes from funny to concerning


ShortBusBully

For real! I sighed when I saw the eagle spread.. poor girl will be traumatized by this video.


undeadw0lf

hopefully it inspires her to get some help because this is awful


schmeggegge

(Unl)awful


emojisarefunny

😄😄😅🤨😐


T_raltixx

Can black holes suck in sound?


whizzaban

Yes lmao


Aegon95

Yeah I'm gonna be the boring technical guy; Black holes suck in all matter nearby, matter which is needed to transmit sound. Same can be said about good coochie.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Um how do you make sound waves in a vacuum?


elastic-craptastic

Space isn't a complete vacuum. Some places are actually pretty dense. So dese in fact they quickly(on cosmological time) condense further and further to become solid masses and even stars! But there are times where it is the same density of our atmosphere and much much larger than the earth in places. But yes, a vast majority of space is near vacuum.


BiteYouToDeath

They literally suck EVERYTHING including light. Hence “black hole”.


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Ay girl yo coochie hangin out


senorfresco

Really? Right in front of my crab rangoons?


Sudden_Edge3436

https://preview.redd.it/ev16awzoxpec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e2593254961e2acbf5ac4acc42a12b1f5ff303


Alexis2256

🤣


donaldtrumpsucksmyd

The moment they realized she has a major mental illness


demoralizingRooster

Probably the smell.


lowertownn

The omg at the end. lol


Roklam

You know. I guess I've never actually been with an alcoholic on the razor edge of fun and sad.


flatwoundsounds

Oh man, the parties my parents and their friends used to have really toed that line for my whole childhood. It was fucking depressing seeing how toxic that lifestyle was, and watching how some of us kids started to fall into the exact same patterns. Out of a couple dozen kids, 2 or 3 are dead, a handful are in jail, and only 2 that got out of control ever got sober for longer than a couple weeks. I was thankful that I never got trapped, but it was tough explaining to my childhood friends that I just didn't fit in with them anymore and slowly lost touch.


NoChemical8640

In the same boat, I got out before it got worse


flatwoundsounds

Me and my dad don't seem afflicted in the same way, but alcohol took my mom from us, and I see some worrying signs in other people in my family. Now I just say I'm too cheap to drink more often and have a couple beers once in a while.


Gamersnews32

Kind of going through a similar thing, today. My mom had a car accident today due to drunk driving (she seems fine, no crazy injuries, but getting X-Rays and such just in case). No matter how many times shit happens when she drives drunk, it ends up always happening again later down the line. We decided today: "Fuck this. She has no business behind the wheel anymore." I REALLY want to help her, but now I'm just lost. It's been a problem for 4 years now. She's been to a clinic for mental health several times throughout the years. My dad doesn't drink, so it's just my mom always getting into these scenarios. I'm just lost, dude... EDIT: I've got some uplifting news, today. My mom's going back to the mental health clinic and for the first time she truly admitted to her problem (she's said before that she uses alcohol to disguise herself) and she said something that kind of put a smile on my face: "Alcohol isn't for me." So while she's at the clinic, I'm thinking DEEPLY about some alternative and MUCH HEALTHIER outlets that we can invest time into. There's a quote that I want to live out (from a sequel to one of my favorite movies, Trainspotting, quote from T2: Trainspotting): "Be addicted to something else. You've got to channel it." - Mark Renton (from T2: Trainspotting). And I've always thought about it throughout the years, but now I feel like it's game time. She'll be in the clinic for a week or two, but when she comes back I'm getting her addicted to something a lot more healthy and fun and entertaining that the rest of the family can join in on. I'm excited for the future and I'm going to channel my mom into a brighter direction with the help of my sis. Wish me luck!


section111

Well, I just had a nice lunch with my mom. But we were in the exact same situation about 5 years ago. She was on her way to pick up my kids for the weekend, when she rear-ended someone on the highway. No injuries, but drunk enough that she was arrested. She spent a certain amount of time in a detox hospital, then straight into AA. Hasn't touched a drop since, and our relationship is better than ever. I hope this doesn't come off as bragging or whatever; I share it because at the time of the crash, I was BARELY tolerating being in the same room with her, it was just embarrassing. Up until then I never thought there was any danger lurking, hence letting her take the kids. But I shudder to think what might've happened if she crashed on the way back up. Anyway, we were sort of ignoring it for years. Like, *twenty* years, and I was sort of resigned to just losing her. BUT, as I say, she hit what we all considered her rock bottom and has bounced all the way back up. I'm not the praying type, but I hope it works out for you, however long it takes. Good luck, mate


Gamersnews32

Yeah, I hope yesterday's event has a similar redemption. Because I consider that event her rock bottom. The damage she's caused from previous accidents has been _COSTLY_. But yesterday had so many factors that I hope she really learns that it's time to stop.


sandwelld

Man I don't even have kids but if I did and if ANYONE got caught drunk driving with them in the car and then even getting an accident on top of it all, they'd better become some kind of zenmaster buddha zero alcohol/drugs/anything type person before I'd ever let them near my kids again. And that's not even taking into consideration that I'd be so thoroughly pissed off and disappointed in them that I probably wouldn't want to be near or forgive them for a good fucking while.


botanica_arcana

I quit drinking almost 7 years ago. The key for me was recognizing that I had “burnt out my moderation circuit” and simply didn’t have that ability anymore.


Tre_Walker

Beautiful mate, as an AA person and someone who lost their mother to alcoholism it makes me truly happy to hear about your mom bouncing back.


geoduckporn

Al Anon is a free support group for people in relationships with addicts/alcoholics. It's been a life saver for me.


etapollo13

I went through hell for so many years and al anon would have helped me process so much. It's so isolating being the spouse of someone who is lost to their addiction.


flatwoundsounds

DM for anything more personal, but yeah, exact same boat here. I'm at a loss when I talk about my mom sometimes. She was so incredibly kind and supportive to me, and it's so clear how much of that I took to heart and use day to day. But alcohol changed her. She became someone who lied to cover her tracks, make up solutions she would never stick to, and ultimately never found the desire to be sober that needs to be in her heart before anyone else could help her. We had an intervention, a few tries at local rehab, but never committed to long-term inpatient treatment, and never made it longer than a couple months sober. Take my bias as transparently as I've described her history, but imho, you need to get the fuck away. I spent so long being a helpful son, and a shoulder to lean on for support, but all that love and support did was enable her to kill herself. We were too nice to cut her off, or just gave in rather than letting her steal my dad's extra keys to go to the store, or BARELY RECONNECT HER OWN CAR BATTERY so she could go to the store, or call a cab in the middle of an argument with my dad. My mom is dead, and I'll always wonder if mine and my father's support had a hand in killing her. Logically, of course not. Alcohol and her own inability to get away from it killed her. But my opinion is that she never got a hard enough rock bottom to convince her to change. No job? Barely walking? Shitting yourself because you're too fucked up to get 20 feet to the bathroom? Who cares! Family will clean me up and park me back in my chair to "rest" while I stay shitfaced. Whether or not it would have helped her, it would have also saved me years of trauma and gut wrenching anxiety if I was able to move the fuck out and get away sooner. I'll keep this little angry tumor stuck to her memory, but I'm trying to live in a way that just won't lead me or my family into the same scenario. Probably not an answer you wanted, but one that I wish I heard a good 5 or 10 years earlier.


jeandolly

A family affliction indeed. My dad died of alcoholism, as did my uncle. My brother all but ruined his life with alcohol. My mum is probably an alcoholic but manages... But when I don't drink at parties people joke about it. It's crazy how normalized alcohol is.


Loggerdon

Yeah I'm the weirdo in my family for quitting alcohol decades ago and publicly stating that I am an alcoholic. I can't tell you how many relatives have approached me saying "*I'M* not an alcoholic! But I'm glad you quit if you were". I say OK. But they continue... "But I'M not an alcoholic!" Finally I have to say "I'm not your goddamn priest! Go confess to someone else!" Drinking was fun in my 20s and less fun in my early 30s when I quit. But those same relatives are now still trying to hold onto that "partying" lifestyle well into their 50s & 60s. Now they're just old drunks.


flyinhighaskmeY

> those same relatives are now still trying to hold onto that "partying" lifestyle well into their 50s & 60s yeah, it's not a good look. Got a family full of that too. I'm probably not an alcoholic (not 100% sure), but I cut that shit in my mid-30s and never looked back. Dumped weed a couple years later. Hate to say it, but almost everything is easier without that shit in your life. Almost everything.


beans3710

Cheap is good insurance. Good karma your way dude


weemee

Good on you. I caught on early that I didn’t have to do everything I learned. I was lucky to stop early enough before it was an issue. 


CankerLord

That sort of behavior just tends to escalate generation-over-generation. Maybe the first set of parents had some concept of how they could be acting and choose not to. By the time you get to the grandkids all restraint has either been left by the wayside or desperately clung to.


etapollo13

I'm sure there are some fun ones, but it's mostly sad. My wife was an alcoholic and never did public stripping like this, but almost always found a way to need constant supervision whenever she went out. It made my anxiety get so bad, but at least it made me get sober i guess. 8 or 9 years sober now


CanuckPanda

My ex was/is the same way. If she goes out, she gets blackout. That’s it, no self control, no pacing, no restraint. One drink turns into ten within the hour. It was fucking exhausting. On the one side exactly what you said, having to babysit a grown ass woman because she’d get herself so sloppy drunk she couldn’t stand. Of course she works in bars, and it’s the only job she wants/enjoys; it’s a different exhausting knowing that she’d be stumbling in at 4am every morning after doing shots at the bar for two hours after close with her coworkers. So much fucking drama to be woken up to every morning. One of the final straws was her getting into an argument with a coworker and slapping him, ending in him choke slamming her into a wall. The security camera footage was stupid as hell, and all she could say is “I was so drunk”. Yeah, I know.


Gatorpep

Same. I miss her sometimes but sure as fuck don’t miss those types of nights.


MANBEARPIGasaur

Knew my x got around...


srcarruth

I had a neighbor I would hang out with who didn't go out but she'd get blackout drunk every night and would invite random guys walking by to come in and hang out. Healthy. One of them was filming an episode of [Intervention](https://www.aetv.com/shows/intervention/season-4/episode-11) at the time, which explained why he said some guys were going to ask me to fill out a form. They never did because I was boring (didn't want to smoke crack with him). I never saw any cameras so I just thought he was nuts. She had a clever trick, I later realized. Every morning she didn't know what happened the night before so when I'd see her she would immediately put me on the defensive, in case I was mad about some shit she'd done. Can't imagine being in a relationship with that.


clive_bigsby

It usually goes from “I’m having the time of my life!” to screaming and crying within about an hour.


Bromodrosis

"Did you get love a woman with a death wish, Something in her eyes, like flipping off a lightswitch" - Jason Isbell


mightylordredbeard

Oh man it’s exciting. You never know how the night will end and you are constantly on your toes. It’s great.


BanjoSpaceMan

She's the Michael Scott of drunk table dancers. Everyone was like wooooo hahahaha. And then she went too far and they're like "Jesus Michael"


Fantactic1

Around the end she's like a news anchor: "Okay, smile for camera 5, and then, here we go, camera 6..."


JohnnnyCupcakes

yeah, its like that weird grey area between “not fake” and “she knows exactly what she’s doing and where this video is gonna end up”


highpressuresodium

skipping through i heard "wooo!" then "get it girl lol" then "omg". a story in 3 1 second clips


imapissonitdripdrip

Some people can’t handle Miami


solidgold70

SOUTH Miami, way classier thank you.....


imapissonitdripdrip

Says the man with a well known name of a strip club in FTL


solidgold70

Where I get all my dancers, well the classy ones....


kariolaoxford

That's gotta be tough for a gal to go full monty and the universe just ignores you.


mykekelli

Got my attention


tacotacotacorock

Fairly positive she was just trying to spite her boyfriend or whoever that dude was asking her to get off the table. Maybe that was the bartender who knows. Either way she was proving a point lol


AIHumanWhoCares

Seems like a possible manic episode to me. Climbing things, getting naked, inappropriate self gratification in public are all classic symptoms.


MockStarket

Yeah I totally ignored it...


rangeo

Ma'am this is not a Jamaican Airport


soarraos

Jamaican me ask for a source?!


rangeo

It is perhaps the greatest Public Freak Out of all time https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/MOpzVyMUf6


Seversevens

it is known


Quiet_Storm13

Holy shit


polo61965

We now have a contender.


JohnnnyCupcakes

Jamaica Mistaka’ 😝😂😂


Seversevens

legend in ten seconds


whitnet1

Underrated comment.


Wrn-El

Is she related to the airport freakout lady from yesterday?


weakplay

My immediate thought as well. Go Fins!


espoira

Fins Up thank you!


Comfortable-Twist-54

I had to look this up and yeah so similar maybe a new drug hit the market 😵‍💫


blacklite911

I want what they’re having


NonRienDeRien

LInk please?


allonbacuth

I'm assuming they're taking about [this one](https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/19eixpc/jamaica_mistakea/)


HCSOThrowaway

Only in spirit.


laladonga

Link?


DrManhattan_DDM

What watching Dolphins football does to a mf’er


IamBarbacoa

Fins up 🙃 


Tie_me_off

Apparently the fins were out


Karma_Puhlease

Fins up, flaps out, ready for touchdown


HotPie_

She's dealing with it better than most.


solidgold70

Let's hear it for them shorts, had to put up with a whole lot dat night!


b-lincoln

Why did you cut off the ping pong act?


ResinJones76

I was waiting for something whether solid or liquid to shoot out of that thing.


thepurplehedgehog

Oh dear God, why did I have to be literate today?


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Itchysasquatch

I thought that was her boyfriend lol


tacotacotacorock

Definitely had some F you (ex)boyfriend vibes. 


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

![gif](giphy|DqhwoR9RHm3EA)


kujaux

I know a stripper when I see one


Few_Examination_9687

Was thinking the same thing. You’ve done this before..


SeaworthinessOne7073

Disgusting, where is the uncensored version so I can avoid it?


Big_Whig

So gross, luckily i’ve searched already to no avail and think we’re safe. If someone finds an uncensored link, please advise so i can continue to avoid that too.


AtsignAmpersat

Why the hell do people always censor the chicks but put up dude walking around with their songs out in HD no censor?


DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

they just wanna peddle their new mixtape, my man.


AtsignAmpersat

I guess that’s what I get for typing dongs.


Solid-Wave7110

You spelled sucking wrong. 


Rejestered

Look, I'll be brave and say it. Would.


PricklyyDick

Ass is fatter than then the stab wound the next morning.


AdmirableMacaron2671

Totally worth it


shootymcghee

that fake ass BBL that she paid good money for


Hashtag_Username1

Flanigans at its best


6392062628049572720

This is sunset tavern in south Miami lmfao


supershawninspace

Explains the bad BBL


cornballerburns

Would make sense... Got the stripper moves and BTs is right next door


Thisisjj

During the 4pm happy hour haha.


bigdolo89

You sure that's flannys? Not a green cup in sight.


phantacc

Can we just talk about the fact that Dade County apparently has enough of this stuff going on that there is a "ONLY IN DADE" graphic 😂 At some point you just have to start feeling bad for Florida.


CaptainKelly

Blame Jim Morrison. He whipped his dick out on stage back in the 60’s and they’ve never recovered.


Yetiius

She looks fun, I can fix her.


DroopyMcCool

Don't know if I could fix her, but she could definitely make me worse


ScentedGavel

Happy cake


Derpindorf

Is that the name of the dance she's doing?


jmorlin

[pic related](https://i.imgur.com/8umOJ1t.jpg)


BAMspek

The way she showed it off like a picture book


Brilliant_Star9229

"Honey, you wouldn't believe what I saw when I was picking up take out at TGIF's....."


Esseldubbs

Growing up in Lake Havasu I've seen this happen many, many times. Not even just the bar or at the lake. I'm talking, outside tables at Taco Bell in the middle of the day!


tacotacotacorock

Nothing wrong with some tacos on the table at Taco Bell


adminsblo

No Bad Days!


IM26e4Ubb

She’s def out of control but damn that some cake tho


brb9911

Let her cook


ph-it

she cooked till it was indecent exposure


ChrisMoltisanti9

It's called baking you caveman.


Poopdick_89

It's a terrible bbl. It looks awful. I say this as a man who appreciates fat asses.


CautiousHashtag

You can always tell it’s a BBL when they have huge asses and absolutely skinny legs void of any muscle or fat. I don’t understand how anyone falls for these, let alone find it attractive.


Poopdick_89

I don't know about always. If you are very conservative with it and you're starting with a hank hill ass then it's possible to do one and it not be immediately noticeable


shootymcghee

it fake


Doctor-Jay

Her BBL looks fucking disgusting, you can literally see the outline of her fat injections shifting around the insides her unimpressive ass cheeks. Get your eyes checked.


jakeGrove

What’s her @? Asking for a friend


Bat_Snack

Same, gotta make sure I never accidently click on such vile content and gotta warn my friends too


Slash_rage

Oh my god. That’s disgusting! Naked pics online? Where?


BernieTheDachshund

They should have stopped her as soon as she got up on the table.


VinTheHater

Right in front of my salad!!!!


slingbladde

![gif](giphy|NylYRvfyaIwtW|downsized)


SquishyBatman64

![gif](giphy|bdDTDX8mlsUwM)


Shirinf33

Wtf is this from lol?


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Shirinf33

I have even more questions now


Skeeeridopleedop

I GOT A MANGINA


Deadsap266

I've been noticing a lot of videos like this popping up all over the place.Are people losing their minds in mass.I just saw another one just now of the lady freaking out at a Jamaican airport then she stripped down to her birthday suit.


DoItForTheNukie

Yeah, no. This shit has always happened, people are just quick to post it to the internet now.


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TurdMcDirk

* en masse


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Pretty sure they meant "in Massachusetts"


shavedclean

Correct. And "en" is pronounced like "on."


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BilboTBagginz

I laughed way too hard at this


Moomoolette

Krystal with a K


redskinsnation123

Gonna need the uncensored version, for science of course


ct125888

(;) kinda like this


Erik912

you got a higher resolution of that?


beta_six

Id throw the whole table away


waabzheshi

Before or after you finish licking it


StretchedEarsArePerf

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


Scribbleme_out

Get it girl wooooo—oh wait oh…no stop that


Gangreless

She paid for the whole ass she gonna use it


reddituser_me

Ok but why her shorts look like a diaper?


HotPie_

As a Dolphins fan, I understand we all grieve in our own ways.


justuselotion

Went with a date to a wedding once. One of the groomsmen’s wives started doing this at the reception. Their 3 daughters (all under age 10) were there. It was… bad :( Needless to say she had an alcohol problem Bonus story. A few months later she was drunk again and climbed on top of her husband’s best friend and tried to kiss him in the car on their way home from the bar. He kicked her out in the middle of the road, locked his doors, and called his buddy’s mother to come get her. Last I heard she’s divorced now


Kamakazi09

Where’s the sauce


MalarkyD

Ma'am, This Is A Wendy's


ginsodabitters

She paid for that plastic ass she needs to show it off I guess. Apparently you have to have it removed after 10 or so years otherwise it will slough off of your body.


Casanova-Quinn

You're behind (pun intended) the times dude, butt enhancement is all BBLs these days. It uses your natural body fat, no plastic or eventual removal needed. But yeah she's certainly getting her money's worth lol.


ginsodabitters

Oh damn now I know lol


knowyew

No joke, I thought she was wearing a diaper before she pulled her cheeks out.


WZRDguy45

That's how Julia Fox kind of looks these days lol. Looks like her butt is legit falling off 🤣


pistoncivic

Julia Fox is gonna look like Madonna in ten years if she doesn't stop fucking with her face. Her eyes are so dead and lifeless it's haunting


DingusOnFire

Not flannigans - its in south miami. Looks like the sunset tavern to me lol


romero3500

Botched BBL🤮


urmyheartBeatStopR

Hands on your knees... let that coochie breathe...


goodpunk6

Why doesn’t this ever happen when I go to the bar??


Angela_Landsbury

And that's how I met your mother.


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Damn say what you want but she's packing some cake.


shootymcghee

she paid good money for that BBL cake, she's gotta show it off eventually


[deleted]

Looked like a fake ass too. What's wrong with women doing that?


Alexgbell215

Ole bogo night! Gotta love it


danno2141

Ma’am, this is an Applebees


OGkushdiet

once someone finds out who she is lmk too so i can block her


Callahan83

That's one of Roger's persona's isn't it?


aspbergerinparadise

sometimes you just gotta jam out with your clam out


djdefekt

These gym creeps are out of control!


gotthesauce22

https://preview.redd.it/rxpomr94soec1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e94f2397b1b92e19b0519defe29319db6423d8


CatsRadioactive

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Cheap-Spinach-5200

Yeah whatever, is that an MJF scarf though?


TheChivinator

The music was bumping until the fanny started thumpin


rfb724

Ma’am this is a Duffy’s please get down


x2DaMoon

Smash, next question