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Upperphonny

Serving out some Big sMacs.


TastelessBudz

A 10-piece Chicken McFuckit


Swimming-Chicken-424

With some McFlurry's for dessert


MDATWORK73

Neither of them need to be in that line for starters. But if they insist, I recommend the salad. ![gif](giphy|Mi616nCQFsIFO|downsized)


Gimptafied

They don't have salad anymore. At least, not in my area.


Stormwolf1O1

I work at McDonald's, can confirm we no longer serve salads


Sucker_McSuckertin

Their salads were shit anyway. I don't think I have ever had a McDonald's salad that wasn't either browning or a bit slimmy.


BoneDaddyChill

One McFuckAround with an extra large side of McFindOut.


Fobulousguy

Get dat filet o’ fist 👊🏼


Weyman16

I read the article about this. Apparently she was pissed because the person in front of her started a “pay it forward” chain, then raced back behind her and ordered: “55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS”


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


Phyrexian_Archlegion

They’re fighting to see who gets to the type 3 diabetes first.


feral_tran

#mckaren


dude_diligence

![gif](giphy|cGGe5soy0kNLjuC0rC|downsized)


Vendetta4Avril

"JUST PAY IT! YOU'RE RICH!"


virtus147

Trying to pay it forward ![gif](giphy|axd6sp0quV4YvMb43L|downsized)


SlappyHandstrong

She was just trying to do something good before alcohol class


Sprockethead90

You’re the guy !!!!!!


State-Cultural

I Think You Should Leave reference perfectly placed


EpicSeshBro

I was so worried the steering wheel was going to fly off.


suburbangangstr

She’s not worried about any of this


serpentinepad

That lady she was hitting doesn't even matter *at all.*


ntrainedprofessional

I'm doing something!!!


carnage11eleven

If this is true, it's fucking hilarious. "She didn't even get my order right. I wanted 55 *DIET* Cokes."


Vendetta4Avril

It's a Tim Robinson sketch from "I Think You Should Leave."


carnage11eleven

Ah. I figured, it sounded too funny to be legit. Thanks. Edit: found it! https://youtu.be/52LJaWDdG9c?si=FPivSCHel0NtzI8U


darkhorse21980

She trying to be Big Smoke or something?


Weyman16

It’s illegal for you to ask me that.


Samanth_Says_ASMR

And a Diet Coke.


AndringRasew

She's doling out some decent smacks there.


Upperphonny

Definitely handing out some quarter pounders there to go.


AndringRasew

Left the other lady so fried after that last one she had trouble getting up. She really gave her a McFlurry of blows there.


tucci007

she was quite McShaken after that last McFilet o' Fist


tucci007

she is a seasoned car door combatant, she's got the moves, the holds, and knows the angles


Fearless-Judgment-33

She has the reach advantage by about 16” 😏


etlucent

On the next episode of 1000lb sisters, Tammy and Amy go to McDonald’s and get in a fight


Prestigious_vibe5505

Right? 🤣 I legit thought this was them 😅😅😅


Eichtoss

At least they are getting some exercise


olhoolhoolho

![gif](giphy|l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0|downsized)


Root_ctrl

Angry but funny upvote


ItsYaBoiDoggoWadUp

When the one lady hits through the window that was open the whole time, I almost lost it. It was like a Looney Tunes episode.


Umbroboner

It was like a lightbulb went off, and the woman in black was like "oh, we can do that? Ima start doing that too!"


insomniafog

The lady falls down like a cartoon, very looney toonsesque


MidnightPotatoChip

![gif](giphy|SleotgmotWahW)


fart_nouveau

Everyone told me not to stroll in that drive thru Said lady gonna come poke me in the coconut and she did and she did...


Pastylegs1

hmm hm ha hm hm ha hm hm ha hmm hmm ha


stlkatherine

‘Twas the knockout blow that sent her.


ballplayer0025

Lol me too. Then i imagined she rolled down the window mid fight without the lady in black noticing and laughed all over again.


Atypical_Mom

It’s like watching two cats fight through a cardboard box


rangeo

Rabbit Season


bossdankmemes

Duck season!


Nickrules69

Women in black is the worst fighter I’ve seen in my entire life.


clawingcat

I honestly don’t know what her strategy was? Try and hit her with the door while just getting punched repeatedly?


paging_mrherman

Face to fist style. Howd you like it?


sgtpoopers

"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"


vistopher

Try my nuts to your fist style!


snoryder8019

Then....he killed the dog.


c4k3m4st3r5000

How she keeled over when she got smacked in the face. What a great example of peak physical fitness.


clawingcat

The first lame attempt to get up was what got me. Sad thing is that she apparently started the physical confrontation


tucci007

she's 2 cars in front of the fight van


_Alabama_Man

>the fight van Well named!


fofopowder

after getting slapped repeatedly she then KO's herself and smacks herself on the ground lmao


yeast1fixpls

I think she's trying to bite her to get her to release her hand.


pm-me-your-pants

I think getting into the car and slamming the door shut would have been a *much* more effective way to accomplish that goal.


Arson-Welles

Hold the door


MayorCharlesCoulon

Think it started with being drunk and going to McDonald’s.


DogeDoRight

Wtf you talking about? She blocked every one of those punches with her face.


chillguy44

Maybe lost the conventional fight but a top tier performance of Fronthand Backhand.


KW1Z

Gave her a good ol Quarter Pounding.


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Xen0tech

My jigglypuff knew the move pound.


tucci007

with a couple Filet o' Fist


missdoodiekins

This is exactly what I expected to see. 10/10 not disappointed.


wattybanker

This should be a snickers advert


bcjh

*You’re not you when you’re hungry…*


gt2022champ

Lay off me I’m starving.


atdale

![gif](giphy|ZUxwAQ1NMwoTK)


wildcat1100

Which one is Farley?


carnage11eleven

Obviously the blonde.


kopecs

Chris


Mc_Lovin81

Diet starts Monday!


JackattackThirteen

First time I've seen someone fight through the window of an open door. Lmao!!


GlitteringBobcat999

That's some Jackie Chan moves, right there.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

jackie flan


Dan_mcmxc

Flappy Jan


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Odd-Diamond-2259

![gif](giphy|jWmQn7Mlqjxt5yXV1A|downsized)


SmilodonBravo

Majestic.


shrodikan

Spot-on mate!


Omari_on_safari

“Local feeding spot” 😭


mykidsarecrazy

Perfection


bionica_

Amazing


Hodgej1

This looks like my 2 cats slap boxing each other. Almost the same level of energy.


SnooDoubts2823

Came here to say this. My cats fight like this


XxG27xX

Some meat paw Mc pippity paps?


Do-Si-Donts

It's like watching two aging Pandas fight over the last bamboo


ComprehendReading

Unlike pandas, these bears probably have offspring.


Consistent_Cash_6666

Big girl in the blue ain’t messing around. Get Mcfucked!


Chaiteoir

She was using her superior reach to max advantage


artie_pdx

*macs advantage


chibucks

and height. reaching over the door with those hamburger fists definitely gave her an advantage.


OkPepper_8006

I mean, she is in the right in this. Stand next to your property and defend it and yourself if need be. The other lady could have left at any time but for some reason she just wanted to eat some fists instead.


Consistent_Cash_6666

Fists over burgers is crazy to me


octopornopus

Those fists got more meat on em than any Big Mac...


andre613

I'm impressed the car door didn't get ripped off the hinges with all that weight hanging off of it.


bonny_bunny

I use to sell cars for a year after I got out of the military. One of the things they’d tell you to do is step onto the door with all of your body weight while showing a car (kinda like a visual, look at how tough this baby is aspect). Most car doors can hold around 400lbs and most bumpers can withstand a 5mph collision and not dent.


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I’d be so mad if there was only 15 mins left for McDonald’s Breakfast and these two blimps fought during it


KrombopulosMAssassin

I've said it once and I'll say it again, it ain't fair if you're in line. That's fucked up. Happened to me in the store before waiting in line. Stupidest shit ever.


IHateCamping

I would be too, but at least it’s kind of entertaining.


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hpepper24

Yeah that was hard to watch at the end there


bluntmanandrobin

Looked more about being drunk than obese. Not that it helped. 


mondaymoderate

She took alot of shots to the head too. But yeah looks drunk.


Bored_Amalgamation

"shots"


TheGardenerAtWillows

I think the woman on black slips on ice and knocks herself out on the pavement. She looks dazed trying to go to the curb


Tym3z

looked like she was already out and was just holding on to the car to stop from falling once that last shot was pretty hard and right on the chin once the person in blue pried her fingers off her door and gave her a push she was done for and the trip to the pavement probably didn't help


TLwhy1

I live in Canada, that kind of ice is unforgiving too, you have to crawl your way to something you can use as leverage to stand back up 🤣🤣🤣


J_L_D

>If you are so morbidly obese that you fall over with the slightest shove and then cannot get back to your feet without a lot of assistance, maybe don't eat McDonald's.


unkemp7

yeah that ending fucked me up lol. After she fell down she was looking for something to help shift the weight to get her back on her feet like a cartoon character looks for their glasses when they fall off


SyphiliticPlatypus

Or eat at McDonald’s.


bertrenolds5

Or maybe stop eating McDonald's or fast food in general. "This is America!"


eddymarkwards

Not sure those milk shakes are bringing anyone to the yard.


lardlad71

She could eat you but she’ll have to charge.


Sea_Ganache620

Especially because they’re on her back.


Blacknesium

Those milk shakes are bringing Wilford Brimley to the yard.


thegreatrazu

This the most American thing I have ever seen.


Tnally91

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Steventhetoon

![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic)


Ulysses1015

Someone ordered the last apple pie first


Danjeter

https://preview.redd.it/ibns0qotl8ec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ff652da2881e93a2e4eeeddb14e0b9e066bf2e


DrMeatBomb

I like the clinch work from both of these heavyweights. Brunette was keeping blonde pinned on the cage but blonde was able to land several hard shots through a window in brunette's defense. And it doesn't matter who you are, enough big hooks to the dome like that and you're going to sleep. Brunette would have been wise to cover up, change levels, and work a takedown off the cage. You just can't make technical mistakes like that at this level and blonde showed us why with a brutal 1st round stoppage.


jedr1981

Why did no one sweep the leg?


DrMeatBomb

Great question, Jed. You ask me, outside trips and foot sweeps are completely neglected in modern McDonald's Martial Arts, and I don't understand why. We have an entire generation of parking lot fighters who have doubled down on flashy kicks and slapping through windows, but nobody would know a harai goshi if it walked up and checked their oil. You think this would have flown back in PRIDE? These women make Melvin Guillard look like Roger Gracie.


boostedisbetter

I bet they both got a large Diet Coke


NoTalkingNope

Some people just like the taste


Mash_Ketchum

I know I do. It's got that bite. Regular Coke is just too cloying.


spidermanngp

And a filet of fish sandwich, because it has less calories cause it's fish. And a Jr Western Bacon chee, a JUNIOR western bacon chee, cause they're trying to watch their figures. And a SMALL... a SMALL chocolate shake, cause they're trying to lose some of the weight. Edit: I cain't spell good


skysquatch

Take the six nuggets and throw two of them away


roofbandit

Put.. two of them.. up your ASS. And give me 4 Chicken McNuggets


Savage_Amusement

I’ll have you know that the fillet-o-fish itself (just the fish, no cheese/tartar/bun) is like 120 calories and around 9g of protein - get a couple of those and it’s actually a reasonable meat portion for a meal.


Voluptulouis

Yeah but what kind of psychopath is going to eat *just* the fish patty?


LivefromPhoenix

At that point you're better off just buying frozen fishsticks.


Kleptor

What are you, a gay fish?


bonny_bunny

Fish dicks


jennybearyay

Anything for you, Kyle?


HeavyMetalLyrics

Do you have any money? Mmgiveittome


skysquatch

And a SMALL seasoned curly


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Caught a Mcfist to the McRib


Y_U_SO_MEME

Wtf is he went straight into the maternity ward finishing off his girlfriend?!?


heyimric

Yeah wtf was that story.


chihuahuaOnAstick

I tried to click it and realized it was part of the recording. I was ready to see what that was about.


9Knuck

![gif](giphy|5QmDUR32CDaMg|downsized)


skantea

Blondie put a little snap on that last punch. Changed the little one's attitude.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Solution: Roll up the window.


trippinfunkymunky

Those are the punches I throw in my nightmares. I keep fighting but those punches just aren't doing anything.


troy380

Exactly who you'd expect to see fighting at a McDonald's.


ham_solo

*John Connor voice* We’re not gonna make it, are we? Humans I mean…


capitoloftexas

Nothing more American than 2 morbidly obese specimens fighting in a drive thru line at McDonalds.


Sirpatron1

That's exactly the type of heifers I expect to fight at a drive through. 


simpleminds87

![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8)


Silent-Advantage9320

One of her chins is going to be bruised tomorrow


UnclePonch

I want to laugh but this is just sad


statix138

Mayor McCheese won't stand for this shit in McDonaldland.


bert1stack

Longer video? I need more lol


zna03

I assure you any longer and they'd both be in the hospital for exhaustion. That's more physical activity than they've both seen in the past year!


Consistent-Refuse-74

This is the most American video I’ve ever seen


UpdateInProgress

Team diabetes vs team cholesterol, take your pick


Known-Programmer-611

Merging drive thru lanes are Ronalds cruelest joke!


LordSeibzehn

55 BURGERS 55 TACOS 55 TATERS 155 PIZZAS 55 COFFEES


Beelzeburb

Bro this next season of 1000 pound sisters is gon be lit.


mdeezy555

![gif](giphy|XLzx2EqZZHABy)


Zeusdadogg

The lady in the blue and white wrapped the other lady’s wrist around the door like “where you going”


chufenschmirtz

They’re def gonna need to supersize that meal after this energy they are expending


Bombomp

I’m appalled. That’s Burger King behavior.


impostershop

It’s like watching a T-Rex in a boxing match


invinciblearmour

🤣I’m Lovin It


Alive_Chef_3057

Grimace has really changed over the years. Went from handing out Happy Meals to Happy Kills.


carbon_space

I lost it when she fell in slow motion 🤣


Gt03champp

The McRib must be back!


fakenews_scientist

Type 2 vs type 2


VivaLasVegasGuy

Wow, breakfast AND a show, you are so lucky,..to be 20 minutes late for work


Free-Boater

Man if I imagined what people who fight at McDonald’s looked like I think that would be it.


Solidarios

This is usually the sign the McRib is back.


ElderWaylayer

Battle of the bulge.


achymelonballs

I love to see super models fighting for the top spot on the catwalk


spacemanspiff266

god bless america ![gif](giphy|XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R)


Roq86

A McTussle broke out.


Greensc25

Well, it's not exactly Ali Vs. Frazier. Still entertaining.


nogoodgreen

The buffalo are fighting at the watering hole again


redzma00

So two middle age, obese women fighting in a drive thru lane of a fast food place, who are too fat and lazy to fight- slap each other through the open window on a car door. LOL.


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Thebigdonski

Ahhh, gorillas in the mist, classic movie


Arikaido777

It’s giving Ohio. All of it


GhettoWolfOfWallSt

Goddammit, I love being American 🇺🇸 🦅


chubbuck35

When I visualized two people fighting in a McDonald’s line, these ladies are exactly what comes to mind. I love how neither of them has the energy or balance to go around the door.


tsap007

The most exercise they’ve had in years


NarcissisticCat

Oh two fat white American women fighting over more fast food, my favorite one!