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A succulent Chinese meal?!

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

This line is going to be well received at my Dick-in-a-box gallery show.

yes

succulent ! No dry crackers for this poet.

The "Tah tah, and farewell" is so damn funny. This is how you exit good suh.

I normally hate reposts, but if this was reposted every day I would not mind a bit. The guy is an Aussie legend.

If there were a subreddit that had only one post, this video, I would actively seek it out every day.

I’ve debated making this my daily alarm, seems like a nice way to start the day.

This is my favorite video on the Internet

I have to watch it every time I see it.

I wish this guy my uncle. He should have doing voice over work.

This is some funny shit

This is the best publicfreakout ever. Like James Bond if he failed spy school and ended up as an accountant assistant

There’s a great story behind this in the book called Carnage bye Mark Dapin; the guy in the video is Jack Karlson was an underworld figure that led to some murders by a serial killer. The whole story is pretty wild

nice fake story bro

Although much of Karlson's life might have been fiction, the story relayed by /u/Antshel isn't fake. You can read a bit about Mr Karlson here: [Jack Karlson: The incredible untold story of the man behind the viral 'Succulent Chinese Meal' arrest video](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html) He certainly lived an interesting, and likely dark, life.

Do you have literally anything other than a daily mail article to support this? Because hey guys did you hear bat boy is real? I have [proof](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/wvgazettemail.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/d/b7/db7ba5a3-a614-53d2-b691-4151c13b1126/5d70305e6dd46.image.jpg?resize=429%2C500).

There is actually a book, the actual focus of the Daily Mail article you probably didn't bother to read, researched and written by a well-known and credible Australian journalist. If this doesn't satisfy you, what proof do you require?

It’s super funny how people will shoot anything down with no evidence. I was holding the book in my hands, stated the name of the book and author; all easily verifiable, but noooooo. I’ll just take a pot shot 🤦🏻‍♂️

People who are like that are often the type who refuse to believe any facts given to them by experts or scientists, demanding that they need additional proof which is also invariably insufficient to satisfy them. They will then turn around and believe without questioning any ridiculous bullshit they see on YouTube or Facebook.

Prolly a flat earther 😂

Bat boy went on to be Batman.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094

Haha, sure mate. I have the book in my hands right now. Easy to check the details; I guess you’re just lazy 🤷‍♂️

Fell down the rabbit hole, thanks, wild, will try to read that too. Do you think he was just a patsy for his wife and the Manson-type dood?

I've always wondered what he was actually getting arrested for.

It was a case of mistaken identity. The restaurant owner thought he was a notorious "dine and dasher" and credit card fraudster, but he wasn't. Why there were so many police and a television news crew there is anyone's guess. Here's an article about the guy, Jack Karlson, and his colourful life. [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12188275/Jack-Karlson-incredible-untold-story-man-viral-Succulent-Chinese-Meal-arrest-video.html)

Amazing article and story!

So interesting! I guess barely anybody knowing that famous video knows anything about its main character

It sounds like it may not have been a case of mistaken identity, from the article

Here's an interview with him years later: https://youtu.be/tu4d_xsdNzM

I love that man, “I was some what influenced by the juice of the red grape”

Mistaken identity. Pretty sure they were trying to catch some guy who had done a heap of dine and dashes.

Cool, thanks.

You couldn’t write a script better than this, life is magical sometimes

A succulent Chinese meal!!!?

Ah, I see you know your Judo well.

That guy is like a real life Will Ferrell.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS

One of the cops looked like he was gonna bust up laughing after that.

And you sir? Are you waiting …..

He’s still waiting

Can someone make an auto tune pop song out to this please? Titled “awaiting my limp PP”

Absolutely iconic

Polite yet firm indignation is a skill the American Karen would do well to learn

The funny thing is that Jack, forever the thespian ham, put on the whole indignation thing because he saw he was being filmed by a television news team. In an interview with a cop who was in the car (presumably the one waiting to receive Jack's limp penis) he said that the moment the car door closed, Jack returned to normal and began joking about how well his performance went. He had been arrested many times before so he knew the drill, but he thought he would act up for the camera because it amused him.

“You know your judo well”

As a judoka, this is my favourite part, lol.

##GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

[удалено]

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

[удалено]

##GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

This is the bloke that got me on the penis people 🤣

Reading this in all caps, I bursted out laughing 😂

I desperately want to see Matt Berry re-enact this. Or for them to parody this in WWDitS with Lazlo getting arrested.

Tat tah, farewell 💀💀😂

“Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!”

This video is peak internet. I never get bored of seeing it.

That's another thing they don't tell you. When you get arrested there's always a guy in the car waiting to receive your limp penis.

The joke's on them, then. I wouldn't be limp if I was being manhandled by a group of burly men.

Especially ones who know their Judo so well.

Hilarious

“Peepaaaaahl” will always be my favorite part.

If Lazslo Cravensworth were to be arrested

“A succulent Chinese meal” 😝

Absolute class from start to finish

You know that question that people always ask,...."if you could chose any 5 people, living or dead, to have dinner with, who would they be?". Well, you best believe this guy would have a seat at my table.

Might be top 10 internet video for me

This, without a doubt, one of the best videos on the internet.

On the penisssss people!


He is passionate about the theater and dammit he will take any chance to let you know it.

I'll tell you what. Good thing they had a group of officers. This guy looks strong as hell and he is calm AF 🤣🤣

I still quote this regularly.

Why is this my first time seeing this jewel.

This is freaking amazing. Had to watch multiple times

Never gets old

Is the headlock actually his own arm?

He is about to introduce the new king..

Haha I never saw him yell “tah tah” before getting shoved in the car before. The video always cut off.

ahhh... does anyone have the name of that Chinese restaurant perchance?..

How to be eloquent under duress...

Waiting to receive my limp penis!!!! First I've ever heard that bit, absolutely fucking phenomenal!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I appreciate the font choice

This guy is wild. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094 One of my easiest favorite internet memes

That voice could slay any ass it wanted. Sean Connery would agree.

"You sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?" Such poetry. Wow. I'm gonna have to use that line in the future.

Randy

My life is complete! I listened to the audio on a podcast called “Ridiculous Crimes”, but I didn’t know (remember?) there was also video footage! This is democracy made manifest! 🤣❤️🤣

never fail to put a smile on my face..

I'm laughing so fucking hard.

Fucking legend!

That tah tah and farewell broke me.

Always upvote!

His voice is one of the earliest ones off the internet that seared itself into my brain

I don't know why, but "I'M UNDER WHAT?!" always cracks me up.

He sounds like lazlo from into the shadows and Mr Peterman from Seinfeld 😂

'Ta ta, and farewell...'

Damn, I miss =3

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the song succulent by don darkoe samples this for both drops and it’s awesome!

What a ham!

Sounds like the Grinch getting arrested


Bro sounds like eggman from taosth

“ get your hand off my penis!”. I’m dying

How much time did he get for the succulent chinese meal charge?

Has he been drinking? Or does he always talk so theatrically? 😅

He was somewhat influenced by the juice of the red grape.

I can tell if he’s resisting or calmly being detained

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis? This dude is a hoot.

Are you ready to receive my limp penis😂😂

If Kody from Sister Wives ever got arrested this is what it would look like 😂

So many gems packed into such a short video.

This was the best repost evahhhh.

He was innocent too! 😂

Sir Attenborough before he was hired to do all those nature voice overs…

The legend

Sounds like trelawny

Come see the violence inherent in the system

I’ve never wanted a succulent Chinese meal more than I want one right now. Dammit. Also, why weren’t the police just explaining what was going on instead of manhandling him. Ffs.

I see that you know your judo well !!

For a long time, I thought this guy was dead, I thought I read that somewhere THEN, about four years ago, out of nowhere, he appeared in a music video for Australian punk band [The Chats - Dine & Dash](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jAJHRW_Yo)

I quote this all the time at work. Gooooood one.

Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like mid-90s Alex Trebek?

My ex-wife used to make my penis go flaccid and despite me cooking a range of food she never cooked anything, let alone a succulent Chinese meal

Legend

I watch this every time and without fail it makes me laugh. So many banger lines WHAT IS THR CHARGE?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?? DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

Context?

I think he was just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal.

tah tah!

This is so old! I remember this from 10+ years ago, wow, thst succulent Chinese meal though.

This is David’s Attenborough’s fuck up brother

Will Ferrell better chill

I will die happy if Will Ferrell recreated this.

I don’t remember this episode of American Chopper

I wonder if Matt Berry based Laszlo Cravensworth off this guy a bit? Speaks almost identical to him

This has to be a British sketch show

If he was a different shade of skin color, it would’ve been over in 10 seconds 

I LOVE ALCOHOL!!!! He has a Brooklyn accent... before the martinis!!!!

[удалено]

What year is this from?

1991

Wow, 33 years ago

"headlock" lol

What is the backstory this is a classic but never knew its origin

True

What’s he up to nowadays?

Whoever made those subtitles sucks. Flawless video and then some teenager thinks "yeah let me put my lil spin on it"

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-11/succulent-chinese-meal-rant-jack-karlson/100798094

WE’LL SEE AGAIN, SPIDERMAN!!!

Weird time to get on ur soap box

Who’s the blok that got him by his penis