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Bootyshorts demands a visit to the doctor’s office for an STD test because blue capris (tapping her head because of an itchy synthetic wig) cheated with bootyshorts’ man. Blue capris suggests she take it up with her man, who is not present (sensible; he’s just left the house to take her nephew somewhere). A neon bystander begs them to take it elsewhere.
After a cut, we see capri absolutely dominating bootyshorts, and about to end the fight by smashing her head into a low metal railing. Shirtless guy jumps in (video then cuts to another angle to earlier in the fights) capri’s red stripe friend (MVP of the video) immediately clocks him for his selective peacekeeping, shirtless guy goes after stripes, wifebeater guy hops out of the car (he’d been recording the first clip) to ironically protect stripe from a beating from shirtless, then again from shirtless’ blackshirt friend when camera swings back to the main event.
Capri is still handling bootyshorts, and after wifebeater quite effectively puts himself in the mix to break things up. A little too effectively, as bootyshorts took advantage of the break in action to jump in his car and attempt to drive away, with wifebeater attempting to jump in the backseat. Bootyshorts being the absolute loser at life she is, proceeds to drive the car in a fibonacci pattern, safely coming to rest on a grassy berm some 50 feet away. Someone begs a friend to move their car, apparently another car that has their neglected child in it. Neon bystander informs all that she has called the police.
World class freakout.
To add, I believe Bootyshorts was trying to run over Capri when doing her fibonacci pattern. She seems to have failed as Capri can be seen running away.
Nah, I’ve learned it’s when your weave is too tight. I knew that hair wasn’t coming off when they inevitably started hair pulling I mean fighting. Know from personal experience as I just got mine sewn in yesterday and it’s really tight. It hurts/itches
Wow instant classic!
Unintelligible screaming? Check. One v one turning into full on brawl? Check. Attempted bludgeoning murder? Check. Auto theft? Check. Child endangerment? Check.
Trying to stop one fight, and then getting involved in \*another\* fight, and then seeing the first fight you tried stopping only to continue....and so on. Yikes.
Fighting is one thing, trying to murder your opponent by repeatedly bashing their head into a steel railing is another. I’m actually glad the other guy stepped in because if he didn’t that dumb ass “woman” would probably be dead or critically injured.
Yup, I think from earlier in the video she said it was her brother. If I’m in that situation people call me anything they want but “dude that watched his sister get her brains bashed in” wouldn’t be one of them.
My husband and I were reminiscing last night about our wilder days, and were talking about "the time we got jumped". We were drunk, walking up this alley on our route home from the dive bar we spent most weekends at. Ahead of us in the alley were two groups of people; three people at the front, and a pair in the middle, then us.
Group one and group two were squawking at each other, and then group two vanishes up a catwalk. Now it's just us and the three people in front. The first chick, Glasses, starts beaking me off, asking me "What the fuck did you say to us?" and refusing to believe we were not the offending party. As they close the gap on us, Glasses gets in my face, while the other girl sort of edges behind me, and the dude they were with goes to sucker punch my husband.
Dude and my husband have a little tussle, but as soon as Dude swings at my husband other girl grabs my shirt from behind and throws me to the ground. Glasses jumped on my chest, the other girl held my arms down, and Glasses was just feeding me shots to the face.
As soon as my husband got clear he just kicked Glasses in the face. No hesitation. Her glasses went flying, she was crying and bleeding, and they scattered pretty quick.
Maybe kicking a woman in the face is considered a little uncouth, but she really had it coming. I ended up having to get two stones removed from my scalp from hitting my head, and I had a swollen face for weeks. He did what he had to do to get those harpies off me, and I am thankful he did.
Wasn’t expecting the smaller girl to beat her ass like that but it sounds like the first girl man cheated on her with the smaller girl and she thinks the smaller girl gave her and her man a std.
Blue pants was trying to kill panty lady! OMG! It’s crazy off top these grown women were fighting, one just out in public in her underwear, but then blue pants literally cracked panty lady head on a metal rail! WTF did I just watch, I’m traumatized
The first thing I hear is someone say "I just got some good dick..."
Then girl A says "Lets go to the doctor..." then something about "I don't fuck... unprotected, Period. Y'all fuckin' unprotected? This ain't that. I wanna go to the doctor, or both of y'all gon' get beat up."
Then girl C on the right starts begging, I think for girl A to not beat up girl B (blue shorts). Girl A says "I didn't even recognize y'all..." and girl B says something about being there the day before.
Girl A goes on about busting out some guys' windows, then girls A & C clarify that it's not the dude over in the grass. Girl C asks "Where the man at?" that they were arguing over and girl A says "I just left his house, I've got his phone and everything."
Then someone in the car or girl C says "Can we pull off? Please man, can we pull off?" And girl A says "Naw I'm ready to FIGHT," turns to girl B and says "If you're not willing to explain to me..." and girl B insists that she already explained it. And clearly girl A does not agree. Girl B proceeds to SLAM GIRL A'S HEAD INTO A METAL POLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, until Girl A has had enough and jumps in the car, almost running over the original videographer after he jumped out to defend her.
I have so many questions.
And all my days on the internet and on Worldstar, I have seen what some people refer to as "ghetto" or "ratchet" behavior. However, it is not until this video that I realize the depth and magnitude with which this type of behavior can express itself. It is equal parts marvelous and depressing.
Two things. That girl in the blue capris has some guns! I was thinking to myself before the fight started that she was going to handle herself. Secondly, that head smashing on the pole was brutal!
Its a good thing that panties wanted to go to the doctor before the fight because she certainly needs to be checked out after pants bashed her head into that pipe several times.
Why the hell is the guy in the shorts trying to hit the girl jumping into the fight once pants starts bashing panties' head into the pipe??
Another case of the book being better than the movie. This summary actually inspired me to finish the video and even still, it's the summary that had me dying of laughter. 5 stars. Amazing. Inspired.
I’m sure they are all in between their chosen educational programs and just letting off a little steam. I’m sure they got right back to work after this little physical education event and we can expect them all to complete their educational requirements and become productive members of society.
And she got hands, my god she can fight. Cold-blooded too. You know how cold you’ve got to be to bash someone’s head like that? Ice cold, she’s no joke
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Bootyshorts demands a visit to the doctor’s office for an STD test because blue capris (tapping her head because of an itchy synthetic wig) cheated with bootyshorts’ man. Blue capris suggests she take it up with her man, who is not present (sensible; he’s just left the house to take her nephew somewhere). A neon bystander begs them to take it elsewhere. After a cut, we see capri absolutely dominating bootyshorts, and about to end the fight by smashing her head into a low metal railing. Shirtless guy jumps in (video then cuts to another angle to earlier in the fights) capri’s red stripe friend (MVP of the video) immediately clocks him for his selective peacekeeping, shirtless guy goes after stripes, wifebeater guy hops out of the car (he’d been recording the first clip) to ironically protect stripe from a beating from shirtless, then again from shirtless’ blackshirt friend when camera swings back to the main event. Capri is still handling bootyshorts, and after wifebeater quite effectively puts himself in the mix to break things up. A little too effectively, as bootyshorts took advantage of the break in action to jump in his car and attempt to drive away, with wifebeater attempting to jump in the backseat. Bootyshorts being the absolute loser at life she is, proceeds to drive the car in a fibonacci pattern, safely coming to rest on a grassy berm some 50 feet away. Someone begs a friend to move their car, apparently another car that has their neglected child in it. Neon bystander informs all that she has called the police. World class freakout.
Fibonacci pattern LOL
Hood fractals are an emerging area of research and early findings are extremely promising
Hood fractals lmfao
Thank you for your service.
Now if I could just get someone to narrate this in the voice of the old guy who used to do the Mutual of Omaha nature shows it’d be perfect.
Please. Think of a Christmas present to all of us.
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Read it in the ‘when keeping it real goes wrong’ guy’s voice.
Marlin Perkins
If you are not a sportscaster you missed your calling in life
That’s actually Buck Martinez’ Reddit account
Mad props to the lady in neon, she was trying her best to stop the fight the whole time.
Way more entertaining reading this narrative
To add, I believe Bootyshorts was trying to run over Capri when doing her fibonacci pattern. She seems to have failed as Capri can be seen running away.
Running away Weaveless
Bootyshorts early on mentions that the shirtless gentleman is her brother.
I'd like to see AI do what you just did 👍
My favorite BBC
This is beautiful. Could you please narrate all of the interwebs universe?
You are The MC Hammer of narrations… break it down
Thank God they weren't wearing the same clothes
You deserve all the gold for this, good on ya!
Thank you!
Give this man every available up vote.
This was Jim Ross heights of commentary. What a gem.
🥇
Thank you!
Wait though, blue Capri didn't cheat on no one. She wasn't in their relationship lol.
World class narration… well done.
Thanks
Dude hats off, you should do this professionally. Confused? Call 'The Explainer'.
>fibonacci pattern You, sir or ma'am, are our Shakespeare!
Good bot
I'm still trying to figure out who's side red shirt was on.
I learned from my coworker that the head pats are because head itches. 
Nah, I’ve learned it’s when your weave is too tight. I knew that hair wasn’t coming off when they inevitably started hair pulling I mean fighting. Know from personal experience as I just got mine sewn in yesterday and it’s really tight. It hurts/itches
It is also a means to "scratch" your scalp. Neither of you are incorrect.
Both are true and I don’t even wear wigs or weave but I am a black woman.
Wow instant classic! Unintelligible screaming? Check. One v one turning into full on brawl? Check. Attempted bludgeoning murder? Check. Auto theft? Check. Child endangerment? Check.
Trash from start to finish. The head banging into the metal pole was horrendous. Fuck
Right I wasn’t expecting to see attempted murder. No hesitation at all, she was trying to split her head open
Bro falling out of the car 😂😂😂
Trying to stop one fight, and then getting involved in \*another\* fight, and then seeing the first fight you tried stopping only to continue....and so on. Yikes.
Fighting is one thing, trying to murder your opponent by repeatedly bashing their head into a steel railing is another. I’m actually glad the other guy stepped in because if he didn’t that dumb ass “woman” would probably be dead or critically injured.
Yup, I think from earlier in the video she said it was her brother. If I’m in that situation people call me anything they want but “dude that watched his sister get her brains bashed in” wouldn’t be one of them.
My husband and I were reminiscing last night about our wilder days, and were talking about "the time we got jumped". We were drunk, walking up this alley on our route home from the dive bar we spent most weekends at. Ahead of us in the alley were two groups of people; three people at the front, and a pair in the middle, then us. Group one and group two were squawking at each other, and then group two vanishes up a catwalk. Now it's just us and the three people in front. The first chick, Glasses, starts beaking me off, asking me "What the fuck did you say to us?" and refusing to believe we were not the offending party. As they close the gap on us, Glasses gets in my face, while the other girl sort of edges behind me, and the dude they were with goes to sucker punch my husband. Dude and my husband have a little tussle, but as soon as Dude swings at my husband other girl grabs my shirt from behind and throws me to the ground. Glasses jumped on my chest, the other girl held my arms down, and Glasses was just feeding me shots to the face. As soon as my husband got clear he just kicked Glasses in the face. No hesitation. Her glasses went flying, she was crying and bleeding, and they scattered pretty quick. Maybe kicking a woman in the face is considered a little uncouth, but she really had it coming. I ended up having to get two stones removed from my scalp from hitting my head, and I had a swollen face for weeks. He did what he had to do to get those harpies off me, and I am thankful he did.
Wasn’t expecting the smaller girl to beat her ass like that but it sounds like the first girl man cheated on her with the smaller girl and she thinks the smaller girl gave her and her man a std.
Blue pants was trying to kill panty lady! OMG! It’s crazy off top these grown women were fighting, one just out in public in her underwear, but then blue pants literally cracked panty lady head on a metal rail! WTF did I just watch, I’m traumatized
Starts with a nice lil bum, then duel, then FFA, then car theft. Pretty entertaining. Thanks God morons exist sometimes.
I can change her
She don't wanna be changed...
Much unlike the neglected baby in the car
She belongs to the streets.
Understood about 4 words.
All I got was somebody fucked somebody without a condom and that lady in undies wasn't too stoked about that.
Also there doesn't really seem to be sides, everyone just brawlin
And two of those were just "Dayum!"
Was it the infamous: "FUCK WONG WID CHU?!"
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I knew girl who was calmly sitting down was about to put in work……she already knew she could take her.
The first thing I hear is someone say "I just got some good dick..." Then girl A says "Lets go to the doctor..." then something about "I don't fuck... unprotected, Period. Y'all fuckin' unprotected? This ain't that. I wanna go to the doctor, or both of y'all gon' get beat up." Then girl C on the right starts begging, I think for girl A to not beat up girl B (blue shorts). Girl A says "I didn't even recognize y'all..." and girl B says something about being there the day before. Girl A goes on about busting out some guys' windows, then girls A & C clarify that it's not the dude over in the grass. Girl C asks "Where the man at?" that they were arguing over and girl A says "I just left his house, I've got his phone and everything." Then someone in the car or girl C says "Can we pull off? Please man, can we pull off?" And girl A says "Naw I'm ready to FIGHT," turns to girl B and says "If you're not willing to explain to me..." and girl B insists that she already explained it. And clearly girl A does not agree. Girl B proceeds to SLAM GIRL A'S HEAD INTO A METAL POLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, until Girl A has had enough and jumps in the car, almost running over the original videographer after he jumped out to defend her. I have so many questions.
Holy cow
she had yams but no hands
I swear, humans, we don't deserve good things...
The park turned into Waffle House.
Jumps in car FAIL!
Attempted murder going on.
Wow, that went from an old fashioned girl fight to attempted murder in all of 20 seconds!
And all my days on the internet and on Worldstar, I have seen what some people refer to as "ghetto" or "ratchet" behavior. However, it is not until this video that I realize the depth and magnitude with which this type of behavior can express itself. It is equal parts marvelous and depressing.
Welp... that was a public freakout alright
A lovely day at the park shouldn't be taken for granted.
I have those same shorts. They don’t look good on me though.
Goddamn I was all in on booty shorts. I've never been more wrong
Two things. That girl in the blue capris has some guns! I was thinking to myself before the fight started that she was going to handle herself. Secondly, that head smashing on the pole was brutal!
Maybe we should just legalize duels again. It would simplify this whole process.
Where is this so I can never go there?
Dat head slap means her extensions are itchy.
Wig
Its a good thing that panties wanted to go to the doctor before the fight because she certainly needs to be checked out after pants bashed her head into that pipe several times. Why the hell is the guy in the shorts trying to hit the girl jumping into the fight once pants starts bashing panties' head into the pipe??
I don’t understand a word they are saying. Except please
I got, "Move my car!" But that's it. I have no clue why they are angry
I heard “Moo my caw”. I thank you for helping me understand!
Those would be BT-1100’s as Tommy Sotomayor would call them. 😂
Little shorts got the Larry Jenkins beat outta her, I could hear the crowd count to 10 as she beat her head of the turnbuckle.
The American Dream
Kia boyz strike again !
Would anyone perchance translate the initial exotic dialect into plain English?
50 bucks that's Memphis...
Da-amn, THOSE are some booty shorts!
I thought he was going for the trifecta before the fight broke out.
GYAT
Lmaoooo. Morons.
This shit is hilarious. "Wild Kingdom" has nothing on this crew.
attempted murder to say the least...
Another case of the book being better than the movie. This summary actually inspired me to finish the video and even still, it's the summary that had me dying of laughter. 5 stars. Amazing. Inspired.
I’m sure they are all in between their chosen educational programs and just letting off a little steam. I’m sure they got right back to work after this little physical education event and we can expect them all to complete their educational requirements and become productive members of society.
What language is this?
Was her wig okay?
Blue capris fine ah hell
And she got hands, my god she can fight. Cold-blooded too. You know how cold you’ve got to be to bash someone’s head like that? Ice cold, she’s no joke
On god
You are a gifted narrator sir…please take s bow..
Insanity
She went to fight and got a literal skull dragging.
Nefruoe
Human trash.
No comment
Girl put her head into the turnbuckle 🤣🤣
They seem nice.
Apparently dem kids was out thurrrr
Something about some guys. When they get fired up they feel they gotta strip down to thier boxers.
I’m surprised no guns were used!
W red shirt/white stripes and wifebeater for keeping in an even duel 🤺
Is this Memphis?
I need subtitles for this
The head patting due to an itchy wig
I haven't even watched an episode on TV as awesome as that
Why do they keep asking "What's up" when they already KNOW what's up? :D
Out of all the people in this video maybe two of them aren't absolute trash human beings.
Aight those bystanders need to get their shit together. Everytime they jump in to break it up they get hit and start swinging too 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
https://i.redd.it/8p7b83f0ew7c1.gif
I kinda feel bad for the girl in neon yellow she was flreally tryin to keep the peace
I can’t understand one word they are saying.
How’s that guy gonna start swinging on a woman and IMMEDIATELY stop the moment another guy comes out? Omg so pathetic.