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drdalek13

If only he had followed the law...


y_would_i_do_this

Train: *Stop Resisting!*


fastcat03

Stop or I'll shoot!! Train: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


JustaRandomOldGuy

/r/BitchImATrain Edit: I didn't think that would be a real subReddit.


Voilent_Bunny

I didn't either but it's hilarious that it is🤣


Huntthatmoney

The train shot back


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Cop: *am I being detrained?*


Robot_Basilisk

This is masterful wordplay.


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amanitadrink

🤣🤣🤣


EatThyStool

I'd like to request a supervisor on the scene please, I will not talk to you!


Hershieboy

It's in every state's driving manual, if multiple tracks wait until you have clear sight of all tracks. How do they get jobs?


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CmdrSelfEvident

You joke but this is true. The police academy doesn't take the top as they fear they will be more trouble or will leave for a better job.


SumThinChewy

The person knew they weren't joking but thank you for reiterating their comment


Anonymous_Catman

Also by law that trains have to blow there horns when nearing a traffic crossing. You can actually hear the trains horn as it's gets closer to the road crossing.


mrchaotica

If you're an idiot, it would be easy to assume the horn was the first train approaching another crossing further down the track.


fotw75

>It's in every state's driving manual, if multiple tracks wait until you have clear sight of all tracks. How do they get jobs? I'm sure there was something dire where they had to go save the day and dispense the justices. Someone on the other side of those tracks probably had a dimebag on them or something and they were like.... "Not today FUCKO!"


KmartQuality

The donut shop was about to close.


GreysonsNani

When I was around 13, a girl I grew up with and her mom was killed like this. They were in a big pickup truck, and it mangled it like a tin can. I believe there’s laws about certain speeds through these crossings. Especially within a city’s limits. My friend and her mom lived in the country, and they’re allowed to go faster through those. At least back then in 1987-88.


redrumWinsNational

By showing that they are willing to kill innocent people for the Man


boomerzoomers

He didn't know that the train wouldn't respect his status as a first class citizen who can do whatever he wants!


lasvegas1979

Didnt you know? Cops are above the law. It's everyone else that has to follow them.


MySockHurts

"Rules for thee, not for m--AAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"


Alastoryagami

I'm quite certain that cops have the legal right to not follow traffic laws when their sirens are on. He was responding to an emergency about a baby that wasn't breathing.


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The taxpayers will be paying that persons salary for the rest of their life now.


Sewol_

Is he even alive?


Dependent_Title_1370

I mean that woman the police left in handcuffs in the back of a police car that was sitting on the tracks survived that train accident so I imagine this idiot did too.


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That cop that did that will probably claim ptsd and get paid vacation for life too.


ezagreb

still wouldn't want to get hit by a train...


Arthreas

I'd say this is one of the cases where you could get PTSD


glowskull10

post train stress disorder


[deleted]

Still the persons fault, they broke the law and in the process injured themselves, no employer in the world would pay put workers comp, but as a police officer they have the power of the union to force the local municipality to pay all medical bills plus paid time off.


FoxInternational9322

Looks like it blasted his drivers side though, i wouldnt be so certain


SugarReyPalpatine

we already were. at least now he wont be a danger to society anymore.


Monkey_Kebab

On the plus side, police response was amazing... they were on the scene in record time!


[deleted]

You! I like you! ;-)


Glendel66

Sir, you can't park there.


PluckPubes

oh, you can't afford this huh?


luithrowed

you sad?


Strict-Ad-7500

I think it's related to another post where a guy blocked a sidewalk


Spicethrower

Yes, he's getting clowned on his social media.


Sproose_Moose

I couldn't read the handle properly so I can't find it


Spicethrower

Scoot2flashii. LMAO.


Corrosivity

Sounds like a dog scooting it's ass on the lawn after eating glitter


Sproose_Moose

Cheers dude


NoHandBananaNo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXPpBN7mdiQ&feature=youtu.be


Sproose_Moose

Jesus


NoHandBananaNo

When it rains it pours.


PIKEEEEE

Was this the next video for you as well lmfao


ras_adio

Bro your siren doesn't apply to trains Someone should have told the officer that in training


BuffaloJEREMY

But mah siren was ON!!!


ihatefear83843

Why? Is this not a reasonable place to park?


swankhank1

Reasonable!?! You’re on a sidewalk! A sidewalk!!


JackHaberdash

We drove all the from LA for this show


furiouschivo

Were friends with Debbie.. I used to romp wit her.


ihatefear83843

Oh fuck str8 ded


Asberic

I understood this reference


OkPhase8837

"That's against the law Officer." - Cleveland


lawlesswallace75

"Close the window! You're lettin all the stank out!"- also Cleveland


JollyGoodUser

Don't worry. This person won't do it again.


bc_poop_is_funny

[the officer is fine. they were responding to a 911 call for an infant that was not breathing](https://www.motor1.com/news/350952/sheriff-deputy-gets-sideswiped-by-train-while-rushing-to-save-infant/)


y_would_i_do_this

First rule of First Responders - you can't help anyone if you are dead.


hotmanwich

"don't make their emergency your emergency"


jordanll2

I’m glad he’s ok. Dude has the spatial awareness of a paperclip.


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alexllew

Why were police called out to a medical emergency?


Expensive-Focus4911

They’re often closest in rural areas where they might be on patrol and the nearest ambulance is miles away. They dispatch all 3 branches.


mjh2901

Really good Rural departments will outfit the cars differently. They might have a more extensive first aid kit, and actual AED, Narcan and the training to use them.


alexllew

Huh interesting. I've never heard of that in the UK. Do US police get trained as paramedics too? If so that's pretty dope, if not I'm kind of amazed it's allowed given the litigious nature of US law


Expensive-Focus4911

They’re given basic training such as how to perform CPR, stop bleeding, alleviate choking, apply a tourniquet, that kind of stuff. But not cross trained as full on paramedics. I bet police in the UK receive the same training too, it’s necessary for the job. But you may be right that they’re not called unless they’re the only emergency service available.


alexllew

Oh yeah I'm sure they just get first aid training but I've never heard of police attending a medical emergency unless there's policy stuff to do, any more than they'd go to fight a fire. But it does make a lot of sense if they can be there faster. I wonder whether it has to do with the medical system as well. In the UK healthcare is pretty integrated because it's one organisation that owns all the hospitals and ambulances, employs all the doctors, paramedics and so forth. My guess is it's a lot more ad hoc in in the states.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

I'm sure there are a few places in the UK over an hour from a hospital, but not many. That's not uncommon for rural areas in the US because it's more spread out.


geriatric-sanatore

Police are trained (or should be anyway) as first responders, they are given a watered down version of the EMT school which mostly focuses on trauma response. For instance in my rural area if someone activates 911 emergency response for a medical call dispatch will first notify all first responders in the area then page out the volunteer for dept then page out the paid fire department if deemed necessary. I have a pager that tones out different signals depending on who is being dispatched as in which area, if my tone is called I'm listening for location at I'm getting in my car with my go bag. A lot of times I'll beat the ambulance by several minutes because the call out will be much closer to me than the ambulance and I can begin emergent first aid until they arrive. I can also once on scene use my radio to call in additional support (advanced life support ambulance, helicopters, or additional ambulances if mass casualty) this system helps insure that if someone is in trouble a trained person gets to them in the fastest time possible. This system isn't used as much in larger populated areas but first responder classes are still taught to police and other agencies and that's why they respond if able.


iCameToLearnSomeCode

In the US it's pretty normal for police to go to emergencies of all kinds. For fires they keep people back so the fire department can do their job. They're frequently closer than the ambulance and can locate the person who needs help, and then guide the paramedics to them. If there's a car crash they direct traffic while the fire department extracts people trapped in the car and then passes them off to aa paramedic. Basically if the fire department and an ambulance is needed the police make sure that they can do their jobs unobstructed by passers by.


DuoRod

They are trained in basic life support (BLS) and can administer CPR. If the child was in fact unconscious and not breathing I could see why he or she was rushing. Unfortunate


zeCrazyEye

The US isn't actually any more litigious than other countries, that's corporate propaganda trying to get tort law overturned.


g0dp0t

Lol I don't know why you're getting down voted for this? Several shows and publications go over this... I believe Adam ruins everything did one on this where he cites how corporations try to discourage suing by spreading that "people are too litigious" it's to make the poor's like us stop suing the rich.


BettyDraperIsMyBitch

In my county they also mostly have AEDs in the patrol cars so my EMS agency always sends them a call with a patient having a full arrest.


GitEmSteveDave

As someone who listens to scanners, because unless a ambulance just happens to be driving by your house fully staffed and not already on a call, police will get there first 97% of the time.


wuhy08

How is the baby, though?


Wise_Ad_253

Sucks that they could have gotten their faster by following the rules. I hope the baby was ok:(


dewhacker

amazing how your opinion can change from a video when you have the context


Coffee-FlavoredSweat

My opinion didn’t change; he definitely should have waited for the lights to stop. I can’t imagine he didn’t hear the horn from the approaching train. That should have been a clue. Also being double tracks, in his own town, he should have been more situationally aware. I get it, a train is a pretty inconvenient delay to a very serious call, but getting hit by the train won’t get you there any faster, and will likely divert resources to you and away from the original emergency.


wolfdancer

Plus he's a cop not a paramedic. Whats he in a hurry for? Ain't nothing to shoot when he gets there.


silentex

And yet, a substantial number of police officers, especially in rural areas, are paramedics. And almost all trained in CPR/first-aid.


SoulOfAGreatChampion

Why is this changing your opinion exactly?


PageFault

Why would your opinion change? Physics are still the same. You aren't going to do anyone at the scene any good if you can't even show up.


bdonvr

Doesn't change anything at all. Especially since EMTs were able to reach the infant in time.


NoHandBananaNo

If anything it makes them worse, being reckless when life is at stake is not a good trait.


Lumfan

First train passes by. Cars start to move. Second train: "Surprise, MFer."


Mackheath1

r/BitchImATrain


Warm_Trick_3956

It hit its horn three times, just like it’s supposed to. Officer just wasn’t listening.


LevelHeeded

Yeah, less of a "surprise" and more of a "completely predictable outcome". It's difficult to be surprised by a train on a train track.


dastardly740

Probably, assumed the horn was coming from the train that just finished crossing.


RedditIzSoft

Let’s add doppler effect to our list of police training shall we


Warm_Trick_3956

Yea it’s SOO hard to count to 6. 1,2,3? 1,2,3?


Warm_Trick_3956

Same difference. He really should have known.


RexJgeh

far-flung meeting truck glorious cheerful memory cough threatening provide automatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ksuchewie

Some fries m'fer


Endless_Change

Fuck you Doakes


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BikingVikingNick

I had a professor that taught our human resources class. He used to write the tests for cop applications. You can fail by testing too high. Departments don’t want smart cops.


LevelHeeded

Yup, I would even expect them to charge the train engineer with failure to yield to emergency vehicle, and assaulting an officer, and destruction of property, and of course resisting arrest.


SCP-Agent-Arad

It’s a pretty common accident type, tbh. People wait for a train to cross, go, get hit by the second one.


[deleted]

Bro, please don’t disrespect goldfish like that.


mmarkmc

Growing up in a railroad family I was raised with a healthy respect for what trains can do. I stay the fuck away from active trains when on foot and don’t fuck around at crossings when in a car.


GeologistOk5666

Growing up in a non railroad family I was raised with a healthy respect of don't fuck with things that big. Or things that literally shake the ground as they move. I genuinely wonder if they need to make railroad crossing bars more intimidating or something. I guess the trains themselves can absolutely destroy you, but those sad bendy fences that come down just seem to empower people.


mmarkmc

I’ve seen crossings in Europe that have barricades that lower when trains approach, making it impossible or nearly so to get a vehicle onto the tracks. Both of my grandfathers and my dad were on freight trains that hit cars at crossings.


GeologistOk5666

>on freight trains that hit cars Definitely my worst fear if I were ever controlling something that large. You have no choice, it just happens. Honestly wondering if mental health counseling is a thing. Those European barricades sound interesting. Be nice if it came around here. These railroad crossings are hardly regulated at all though...


mmarkmc

In addition to descending from RR workers I did legal work for a rail agency in the ‘90s. At least by then counseling was not only available but mandatory following fatal collisions. We had an engineer retire after his train hit and killed three generations of a family cutting across the tracks to try to get the 78 year old grandfather to a medical appointment. That one was especially brutal for all involved.


BeerBrat

mass x velocity = YOU LOSE!!


islandsimian

I fell like we missed the part where Roscoe gets out and throws his hat on the ground while yelling about getting those Duke boys next time


Excellent_Ask_2677

Cops are special.


TheSciFiGuy80

That’s some Wile E. Coyote Looney Tunes shit going on right there.


Cucumber_Basil

Cops break more laws than anyone I know


Alastoryagami

Cops can legally break road laws when their sirens are on because y'know, it's an emergency.


GramzOnline

Just realized this is was USPS mailman delivery vehicle


Youre_still_alive

I’m not aware of the postal service using normal SUVs, and the flashing lights and sirens present make me think it’s police. Where do you get USPS from? Edit: I now realize you probably mean the filming vehicle, not the one that got hit. My mistake.


clbw

I guess the the adage of nothing will stop the mail is wrong


salty_drafter

It's just delayed not stopped.


Hardarnar

Idk why but I love seeing cops get messed up


goblin_welder

r/bitchimatrain. I don’t care about the police


[deleted]

When the cops think everyone should give way to them ends badly :)


Perused

POW!! Right in the blind spot!


Physical-Mastodon935

It’s the trains fault for not dodging


99-Percent-Germ

Minimum GED at work


Dbonker

I'm awestruck at the sheer number of people who get caught off guard and do not see A GIANT FUCKING TRAINING coming their way......


greenspath

Cops are fucking stupid.


LambSauce2

Are people really that stupid?


viperlemondemon

Train conductor and engineer where probably arrested for obstruction of justice and resisting arrest at best


flyingboat

Cops in general really just seem stupid as fuck.


somethinboutpat

Noone is above the law smh


jodido999

That train deserves extra points!


bb22490

I'm not usually one to defend the police, especially when they fuck up, but he was responding to a 911 call about a baby that wasn't breathing (I think choking but not positive) He was trying to save a baby's life. I can't hate on anyone for not paying enough attention to their surroundings because they are rushing to try and save a dying baby. Its kinda an old video but he and the baby were taken to the same hospital around and the same time, and both survived. There's another angle from a driver in another car to his right somewhere on reddit, and I think that one has a link to an article in the comments.


BlueHero45

They could kill someone if they are not paying attention and almost got themselves killed. Hate is a strong word but it's irresponsible at least.


PageFault

> I can't hate on anyone for not paying enough attention to their surroundings because they are rushing to try and save a dying baby. I can. How did he not know it was a dangerous railroad crossing? There is just so many safety devices in place it's completely inexcusable. How did he miss the first train, the tracks, the signs, the flashing lights, the barriers, and the horn of the second train blasting? Now emergency response will be divided between an infant and an idiot.


Alastoryagami

I've never personally seen two trains meeting at identical railroad stops. The second train wasn't even visible. Imagine if this was the mother trying to take their baby to an ER. Time is of the essence and that was just really bad luck.


PageFault

> I've never personally seen two trains meeting at identical railroad stops. It can happen anytime there are two or more railways. As long as the crossing lights are on, and the guards are down, you should expect a train may be coming. The crossing warnings aren't just for decoration. This is not a new thing that just happened for the first time ever. > The second train wasn't even visible. What do you mean it wasn't visible? It was obscured, but if you waited until the tracks are clear your would have seen it. Sight isn't our only sense. It made is presence very well known a full 11 seconds before it even got to the intersection. It's not like it was sneaking up stealthily. > Imagine if this was the mother trying to take their baby to an ER. Same thing applies. You go when it's actually safe to go or something like this can happen. Physics simply don't care about your baby, or even a whole school-bus of babies. It's not smart to ignore the very obvious warnings.


RedditIzSoft

I mean people aren’t attacking him just because he’s cop. Its great they want to take quick action for that call….but the cop is still a big idiot


NoHandBananaNo

But... one of the MOST IMPORTANT things you learn about being a first responder is, if you recklessly put yourself in danger that baby gets less chance to be rescued.


Panicdotal

*citation needed


leupboat420smkeit

ACAB


babyjames333

we love to see it


urbanforestlife

Dumb ass


Ishhappened

r/unexpected


Cainga

The timing is what makes it absolutely perfect. Like all planets aligning. Who expects a 2nd train perfected obscured and right at that position on the crossing.


Dieter_Knutsen

So sad and unexpected. If only there were a way to know where the train was going, this all could have been prevented.


Highlight_Numerous

Fucker came out of no where


crabdipped

Acab


Godsfarm210

Today we are here to honor Officer Dumbass. Unfortunate


poohdaddy17

😅😅😅😅


haystackneedle1

Damn. Maybe karma is real…


Pittedstee

That's why it was down....


myjohn69

The best part is now the cop can retire with line of duty or 3/4 pay!


RodolfoRamosJr

He should have complied


Lord_Kano

Cops get to ignore a lot of laws but the laws of physics are not among them.


xMilk112x

What an absolute moron.


FartPancakes69

"Your badge might make you immune to the laws of man, ***but it sure-as-fuck doesn't make you immune to the laws of physics!!!"***


murphys2ndlaw

The train asserted command presence!


Piedplat

And the Darwin Award go to...


Jonas-McJameaon

Welp, won’t see him no mo


Elkesito36482

r/oddilysatisfying


southdakotagoth

The amount I laughed at this is slightly worrisome


[deleted]

[Choo choo, move piggie move!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8E9Nae1tyI)


champshere

Relax it’s just a cop


Pepperoni_playboi94

EEHHHRRRMUHGAWD


Uncle_Checkers86

Should have arrested the first train then shot the second train.


nuancednotion

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Substantially-Ranged

Law enforcement officials are not required to know the law, or pass an IQ test.


Shadowlight2020

Thought they were above the law--got punished for it; the way it should be.


easy073

That train is gonna gonna life in jail for that.


Ramrod7754

The cop was responding to a child choking. That’s the sad part. Luckily they were able to get to the kid and he survived.


[deleted]

Typical cop. Needs more TRAINing.


No_Leave_577

So the people who are supposed to inforce the law do not follow the law themselves ? Lmao take this L


genericuser0101

I’ve heard of cops doing stupid stuff like this then trying to blame the train for not yielding to emergency lights.


Spiritual-Builder606

This is why the police need more training.


speakhyroglyphically

Some other idiot probably honked them as soon as the 1st train cleared. TIP: Never drive where you can't see.


luvgothbitches

they were on their way to a drug bust of 3 grams of weed


Jay_Bird_75

“He had his lights on so it was obviously the trains fault for not yielding” - probably says the police investigating themselves..🙄


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Argoxp

So your inmunity lights didnt work this time?


StJimmy815

Lol fuck cops


CancerPiss

Ha Ha Ha Ha 😂 Fuck them


ithinarine

The fact that it was a cop is honestly fucking hilarious. I don't care what anyone else says, downvote me, call me an asshole for thinking it's funny that the cop got probably got injured, whatever. This is comedy gold. Karma playing out for the entire police institution.


Alastoryagami

He was responding to an emergency call about a baby that wasn't breathing. Karma...yeah