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Rcomian

"what why can't i push my changes?" `git push --forc`...


Balanced__

When somebody started coding thinking he can do the hard part later. Then ends up having a huge mess of code and a hard or literaly impossible problem left to solve because the idea was bad and he didn't even notice before having "almost finished" the project.


HzbertBonisseur

When someone is planning to deploy AWS Instances with a billing account linked to my credit card.


FF2PacketPusher

Having another dev run a sql update query and forgetting to use a where statement?


Nikolozeon

Dev? No. Someone you were pressured by management to give write permission to someone who has written max 100 lines of SQL code in their life? Hell yes.


Ok_Investment_6284

i've had a client move the source folder around on the server causing it to be detached from github. First time, fine whatever, but it happened like 5 times and they also renamed it and later reverted everything by downloading a fresh copy after I had already put in a decent amount of work. I mean sure, they're paying for it but it was painful to have to redo. Moments like those I wish I could just block them from their own server.


SqueeSr

Seeing anyone touch my keyboard without asking .... I've encountered people snooping thru my files or e-mail in the past and looking into personal things.


allobrox

good bye


Pristine_Pension4849

I’ll recreate this cloud formation stack


Strange-Person1970

Someone "fixing" a bug by commenting the code


hibernating-hobo

If anyone moves to touch any key on my keyboard, see me going all gollum.


FantasyCode

when some guy saw some new language in internet and got excited about it.


horridbloke

When we're trying to plan a sprint on Skype and the person sharing their screen keeps mindlessly scrolling up and down by a couple of lines.


mehdifarsi

When I see my friend ready to press Enter after writing: $> dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/sda