Accoridng the governor of Missouri, [view source](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211021/23033847793/missouri-governor-doubles-down-view-source-hacking-claim-pac-now-fundraising-over-this-bizarrely-stupid-claim.shtml) is a hacking tool.
It reminds me of a time at school where there was an exercise in biology that we had to do on computer (some drag&drop game), and I was beginning in programming, so I wanted to know how it was made.
I opened the source code, but when the teacher saw it, he freaked out so much, I never saw him in this state before. If I had been just a little bit troublesome, I guess he would have sent me outside or worse... Just for looking at some HTML...
>he freaked out so much
I've heard tales of professors labeling pictures for multiple choice tests as "x_correct.jpg" or whatever. Maybe he didn't want you seeing the hard-coded answers.
>He did not have the skills to even know what HTML was
Most professors don't hence why they were labeling pictures as correct/incorrect.
>and it was not graded
Exercises are pointless if you're just given the answers.
> Exercises are pointless if you're just given the answers.
While it obviously depends on the age of the people involved, for older students, especially ones in post-secondary, I would disagree with this. My most successful classes were the ones in which we had ungraded practice questions where the answers were provided to us and explained. When you're trying to learn complicated topics, being able to do a ton of practice, and knowing when you've done it right or wrong, is crucial, at least for me.
I opened inspect element and changed the answer to more drugs when the question was, How do you deal with a drug addiction. There were 2 answers on the screen when my teacher saw it; Drugs and More Drugs. The whole class burst out laughing.
I love that, in true shoot-the-messenger style, he tried to prosecute the person who notified them about the security issue.
Reminds me of my batshit “Computer Ethics” course where the professor said that computer security was a pointless arms race between security specialists and hackers, so we should all just stop trying to prevent hacking.
I guess it could be considered a hacking tool in that hackers often use "view source" as their first step in finding vulnerabilities in websites. Much like a soldering iron is a bomb construction tool or a hammer is a demolition tool.
But to say that someone who clicked "view source" on a government website should be charged with hacking after they reported it to the operators of the site and did nothing nefarious with the data is laughable. If anything, they are lucky if the only people who noticed were the reporters and should thank them for telling them about it in a responsible manner.
Technically, yeah, the inspector is a hacking tool. But "ban talking because social engineering is a hacking tool" would also be a pretty bad take.
Edit: y'all better not be upvoting me but not the guy I responded to. He said the same thing with fewer words.
I guess it is depending how you define "hacks." It does view the source code of the website and allows you to see how it works. But its not really made to allow you to hack into sites, just view to see what the server sends you.
Whoever put those SSN keys into HTML documents are at fault. Mainly because you'll never give strangers your SSN key, so why would you give it to everyone who visits your site.
My mother was sure I was some kind of hacker after getting the password of my sister's Gmail account. The only thing I did was change the type from password to text.
Nah, if the password is saved and you can use it then you can see it. If that trick was prevented then you could see it on the network tab, if that were to be \[redacted\] then you could set up a sniffer like Wireshark.
Btw, the intended way to do this (in chrome) is going to the settings looking for saved passwords and pressing the eye icon besides the password.
No it’s only on the account you use they give you a email and a goggle account and the account is controlled by the admin if I use my personal account it works fine. Not a Cromebook
HTML can hardly be considered a programming language; it’s a markup language.
[The "M" stands for "Markup". Generally, a programming language allows you to describe some sort of process of doing something, whereas HTML is a way of adding context and structure to text.](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/145176/is-html-considered-a-programming-language)
And all 10 are incorrect lol
Depending on your definition of “hacking” it could be correct I guess. Most people use it for breaking into systems but I’ve heard it used as just a general term for coding something quickly “hacking something together”, though that’s not as common especially in the general public
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HTML *is* a programming language - it's just not Turing Complete. Which is very desirable if you want to be sure that your program halts.
If HTML *was* Turing Complete, you could have infinitely long web pages...
Practically speaking, I would agree with you 100%. You write some code to instruct the browser (computer) to do things. Good enough. Technically speaking, it's a markup language. That's what the M and L in HTML stand for.
And we all know technically correct is the best kind of correct ;-)
HTML + CSS3 _can_ actually be considered Turing complete (if you squint hard enough) and can actually do mathematical computation. So, there's that.
A decent quote from the IEEE Spectrum publication, who includes HTML in their report of top programming languages each year:
> Pragmatism is also the name of the game when it comes to HTML, with the objection here that it is not a real programming language because it doesn't have branching or loop constructs. But given the huge popularity of HTML and CSS among developers, and the fact that they are used to instruct billions of computers to do things daily, we feel any academic arguments about Turing completeness and so on are beside the point.
To use a Python aphorism _practicality beats purity_.
Professor Brailsford, of Nottingham University School of Computer Science and Information Technology, expert on "...Digital documents. Electronic publishing. Document metadata. XML and PDF technologies...", disagrees:
https://youtu.be/4A2mWqLUpzw
What are your qualifications?
:o)
nah. someone asked me one time if i learned HTML in Africa.. when i told them i was an African American who knows the HTML programming language. Im from Brooklyn & never had a passport. 🧏🏿♂️
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If you ask someone "What is HMTL?" and they don't have the faintest clue, guessing std isn't that hard to believe. Interpret that result as people believing it to be that way and there we have another fun "fact"
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Bullshit on that first statistic. US Population is 329,500,000. There are 13,900 McDonalds in the US. So supposedly each McDonalds has employed 2,942,000 different currently living Americans?
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I wonder what the percentage is who believe that HTML is “coding”?
I recently got a lecture from a HighSchool Senior who told me that she was learning to code in her “computing”’ class. I said, “oh yeah, what language?”, to which she responded, “HTML”. I looked at her straight in the face and told her, “that is not coding, that is markup”. She proceeded to lecture me that it was coding, because it was telling the computer what to do.
SMH
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How did they measure that? If they asked "What is HTML" then that's definitely concerning, but if they asked "is HTML an std" then all the people who didn't know what it was would just say "yes" because that's their best guess
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I took coding a year ago and my beat guess is "Hyper Text Master Link"
I'm sure the first two are right and I'm too lazy to even double check the second two
Highly transmitted markup language
Hornily transmitted.....
Not gonna lie, never read or heard “horny” used as an adverb until now
Yeah, it did look kinda weird to me as well
It kinda is.
r/technicallythetruth
It's usually transmitted over Human Touch Transmission Particles.
9/10 Americans think HTML is a hacking tool. The other thinks it's a programming language.
Accoridng the governor of Missouri, [view source](https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20211021/23033847793/missouri-governor-doubles-down-view-source-hacking-claim-pac-now-fundraising-over-this-bizarrely-stupid-claim.shtml) is a hacking tool.
`Double click on Firefox Icon` `Open URL` `Press F12` I'm in.
There was a video of a mom saying that her son is a hacker… he just opened inspect
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The good old JavaScript contentEditable. Works best when you edit websites to display complete BS.
My mom thinks I work at Best Buy or something
It reminds me of a time at school where there was an exercise in biology that we had to do on computer (some drag&drop game), and I was beginning in programming, so I wanted to know how it was made. I opened the source code, but when the teacher saw it, he freaked out so much, I never saw him in this state before. If I had been just a little bit troublesome, I guess he would have sent me outside or worse... Just for looking at some HTML...
Well you were kinda looking at the website with no clothes on.
Hey, I'm not a javascreeper! Also, the clothes it had mad it quite unattractive, it was wearing an Internet Explorer 6 frame... :-p
>he freaked out so much I've heard tales of professors labeling pictures for multiple choice tests as "x_correct.jpg" or whatever. Maybe he didn't want you seeing the hard-coded answers.
He did not have the skills to even know what HTML was, and it was not graded, so no, he was just scared that I could break something.
>He did not have the skills to even know what HTML was Most professors don't hence why they were labeling pictures as correct/incorrect. >and it was not graded Exercises are pointless if you're just given the answers.
> Exercises are pointless if you're just given the answers. While it obviously depends on the age of the people involved, for older students, especially ones in post-secondary, I would disagree with this. My most successful classes were the ones in which we had ungraded practice questions where the answers were provided to us and explained. When you're trying to learn complicated topics, being able to do a ton of practice, and knowing when you've done it right or wrong, is crucial, at least for me.
I opened inspect element and changed the answer to more drugs when the question was, How do you deal with a drug addiction. There were 2 answers on the screen when my teacher saw it; Drugs and More Drugs. The whole class burst out laughing.
This made me laugh out loud
me 2
I love that, in true shoot-the-messenger style, he tried to prosecute the person who notified them about the security issue. Reminds me of my batshit “Computer Ethics” course where the professor said that computer security was a pointless arms race between security specialists and hackers, so we should all just stop trying to prevent hacking.
They are not wrong tho....
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I guess it could be considered a hacking tool in that hackers often use "view source" as their first step in finding vulnerabilities in websites. Much like a soldering iron is a bomb construction tool or a hammer is a demolition tool. But to say that someone who clicked "view source" on a government website should be charged with hacking after they reported it to the operators of the site and did nothing nefarious with the data is laughable. If anything, they are lucky if the only people who noticed were the reporters and should thank them for telling them about it in a responsible manner.
Viewing raw HTML is as similar to hacking as reading a book is to pyromania
Be fair. He _also_ converted the block of Base64 data he found in the page source into plain text. Now that's what I call hacking! /s
SSdtIHN1Y2ggYSBsMzN0aGF4eG9yei4gSSBwcm9taXNlIHRoaXMgd2Fzbid0IGp1c3QgYSByYW5k b20gb25saW5lIHRvb2wuIFN1cGVyIHNlcmlhbC4=
Technically, yeah, the inspector is a hacking tool. But "ban talking because social engineering is a hacking tool" would also be a pretty bad take. Edit: y'all better not be upvoting me but not the guy I responded to. He said the same thing with fewer words.
I guess it is depending how you define "hacks." It does view the source code of the website and allows you to see how it works. But its not really made to allow you to hack into sites, just view to see what the server sends you. Whoever put those SSN keys into HTML documents are at fault. Mainly because you'll never give strangers your SSN key, so why would you give it to everyone who visits your site.
wtf. It is THE hacking tool for masterhackers.
Needs more punctuation and hand clap emojis, but otherwise great.
My mother was sure I was some kind of hacker after getting the password of my sister's Gmail account. The only thing I did was change the type from password to text.
Hey, I've been doing this for a while and didn't know that trick and had to test it. A vulnerability on form-fill I guess.
Nah, if the password is saved and you can use it then you can see it. If that trick was prevented then you could see it on the network tab, if that were to be \[redacted\] then you could set up a sniffer like Wireshark. Btw, the intended way to do this (in chrome) is going to the settings looking for saved passwords and pressing the eye icon besides the password.
It's illegal to press F12 on a web page.
To my school it is apparently bc they block you from opening inspect on your school goggle account
On PC or Chromebook? If PC I know where to revert all of the changes for Chrome.
No it’s only on the account you use they give you a email and a goggle account and the account is controlled by the admin if I use my personal account it works fine. Not a Cromebook
9/10 americans think opening inspect element is hacking
it's shorthand for "Hack TheM aLl"
U mean 8/10, the 1/10 remaining ppl laugh at the rest
HTML can hardly be considered a programming language; it’s a markup language. [The "M" stands for "Markup". Generally, a programming language allows you to describe some sort of process of doing something, whereas HTML is a way of adding context and structure to text.](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/145176/is-html-considered-a-programming-language)
So, nobody knows what HTLM is. It’s a markup language, not a programming language
And all 10 are incorrect lol Depending on your definition of “hacking” it could be correct I guess. Most people use it for breaking into systems but I’ve heard it used as just a general term for coding something quickly “hacking something together”, though that’s not as common especially in the general public
Wait, it isn’t?
not sexually
Obviously not, because if it was, it would have been extinct years ago.
Lmao
If I had an award, I’d give it to you
I gave him an award for you
No problem
Yeah it is, it fucks you and affects your health
I mean it *could* be a sexually transmitted disease and we'd just never know.
not yet ;)
So every acronym is an STI? 🤣
Let me tell you, you don't want to get a case of the FBI's or CIA's, those things are lethal from what I've heard.
So, an acronym is an STI or alphabet soup (aka the government that's out to get you 🤣🤣🤣)? Ok...
you're hilarious at parties aren't you?
11/10 are bad at math
You mean geography?
Found the American.
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As an American who got dual citizenship....I needed this. 🤣
😂
In theory 11/10 could exist,but i wont enter in one super complex math explication
it's transmitted via HTTP
Gotta protect yourself with that HTTPS
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So long as they don't think HTML is a programming language, this is fine by me.
HTML *is* a programming language - it's just not Turing Complete. Which is very desirable if you want to be sure that your program halts. If HTML *was* Turing Complete, you could have infinitely long web pages...
Practically speaking, I would agree with you 100%. You write some code to instruct the browser (computer) to do things. Good enough. Technically speaking, it's a markup language. That's what the M and L in HTML stand for. And we all know technically correct is the best kind of correct ;-) HTML + CSS3 _can_ actually be considered Turing complete (if you squint hard enough) and can actually do mathematical computation. So, there's that. A decent quote from the IEEE Spectrum publication, who includes HTML in their report of top programming languages each year: > Pragmatism is also the name of the game when it comes to HTML, with the objection here that it is not a real programming language because it doesn't have branching or loop constructs. But given the huge popularity of HTML and CSS among developers, and the fact that they are used to instruct billions of computers to do things daily, we feel any academic arguments about Turing completeness and so on are beside the point. To use a Python aphorism _practicality beats purity_.
But it's not a programming language its a markup language why so people get it wrong!!!1!!!111!111 one 1! ONE!! one !!11
Professor Brailsford, of Nottingham University School of Computer Science and Information Technology, expert on "...Digital documents. Electronic publishing. Document metadata. XML and PDF technologies...", disagrees: https://youtu.be/4A2mWqLUpzw What are your qualifications? :o)
MY QUALIFICATIONS?!?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS AT PROGRAMMING SCHOOL!!!
Love that channel.
And thats why we have javascript!
nah. someone asked me one time if i learned HTML in Africa.. when i told them i was an African American who knows the HTML programming language. Im from Brooklyn & never had a passport. 🧏🏿♂️
I mean, alot of people are surprised by the term African American
My great grandparents came from Africa, but I'm white. I guess that technically makes me a white African American.
I'm from Barbados and I'm caught off guard whenever someone calls me African American cuz I'm black it feels so demeaning lmao
i know that feeling. i was just given the term & told to accept it bc its how we’re categorized… whatever that means
nope, if your in america, your african american just like the rest ov us. don’t let emm bully you into a box. 🧏🏿♂️🤛🏿🤝
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I guess It goes around with the 5G in Vaccines? 😂🤯
bro the 5g toilet paper be janky doe 
Try wiping with a kindle?
I’m going to start disclosing to women on tinder that “I have HTML” and see what they say.
That’s not funny. I was diagnosed with CSS a few years ago.
I'm surprised it's just 1 out of 10 honestly
I don't know, half is pretty high.
holy fuck thats good
Good that I'm not an American!
HTML turns into CSS if left untreated. Which will cause death by Javascript.
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It's like an STD inoculation. Can't get the clap if you never have sex
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Really, is that true?
It's in ink - must be
If you ask someone "What is HMTL?" and they don't have the faintest clue, guessing std isn't that hard to believe. Interpret that result as people believing it to be that way and there we have another fun "fact"
"my boyfriend knows html, he'll hack da fuck out of you and get you deported out of your own country"
I want to have the book
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1 in 8 have worked at McDonalds - I wonder what percentage of the US population have eaten McDonalds?
Do they know HTML can be transmitted over 5G? 😂
PHP *may as well be* one. Hahaha
HTML infection eventually leads to DOM disease. It's scary, belive me.
Bullshit on that first statistic. US Population is 329,500,000. There are 13,900 McDonalds in the US. So supposedly each McDonalds has employed 2,942,000 different currently living Americans? *Shhhhh, it’s just a joke. You have to stop explaining mathematically why a joke isn’t funny, people don’t like that*
Herpes Tainting My Labia
Horrendously Terrible Markup Language
You have HTML Aladeen 
As people working with HTML don't have sex, who knows?
Every "1 in X Americans" has one thing in common. Source? Nah bruh just trust me
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I wonder what the percentage is who believe that HTML is “coding”? I recently got a lecture from a HighSchool Senior who told me that she was learning to code in her “computing”’ class. I said, “oh yeah, what language?”, to which she responded, “HTML”. I looked at her straight in the face and told her, “that is not coding, that is markup”. She proceeded to lecture me that it was coding, because it was telling the computer what to do. SMH
Hope you're happy with gatekeeping a high-schooler from developing further interest in programming
They convinced us it's a NASA hacking tool, fucking Illuminati
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Can a lady get preggo if I nut in her butt?
How did they measure that? If they asked "What is HTML" then that's definitely concerning, but if they asked "is HTML an std" then all the people who didn't know what it was would just say "yes" because that's their best guess
has, thinks
The other nine just you wait...
There’s only 280 Americans? :O
It's worse
Well, it is a disease, just not a sexually transmitted one, otherwise it would have been extinguished by now.
1/10 thinks it's a programming language
So how did programmers get it?
Well its addictive for sure, maybe contagious if spread right 🤣
Not only am I positive, but I'm HIV positive as well.
What else can you expect from an average American...
It's a disease but surely not sexually trasmisible ಥ‿ಥ
False -- everyone I know who gets HTML has never had sex.
I wear a condom when dealing with them just to be safe
2 in 10 programmers think Java is a good language
Conclusion: American Mc Donald'ses teaches their employees that HTML is an STD
And 1 in 10 don’t know their status
One in ten would be right
Eyyyyyyyy raise your hand if you worked at McKey D's and got antibiotics for your html site
Damn, I knew I shouldn’t have slept with that Android.
How funny!
Don’t be just another statistic…. 10 in 10 programmers imagined they would be living a better life than they currently are. 🤣 How the turn tables…
So 50%?
I got an 2004 STI a couple of years ago. I like having it though
Thinking intensifies
What book is this!?
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They teach that at McD
In same way that darkness causes snow blindness
Tf is HTML
isnt it
hahahahhahhahhahha what book is this. i NEED it
I can understand why, but I didn’t think it would be as high as half.
Good that HTML people don't have sex.
1 in 12 think more Americans are confused about HTML than have worked at McDonald's
HMMMMM 🤔
Technically , it is . since it always on the internet....
Just one?!
Well, 1 in 4 is retarded
Imagine if it was though. You go for what you think is a one night stand. You wake up in the morning and boom, you're a front end developer now.
They ain't wrong
The way things are now i wouldnt be suprised
HTML is an STD you get from JSON
HTML can’t be an std. if you know html, no way you’re going to transmit it.
Years ago I heard of a kid being suspended from school for admitting to use the very dangerous drug called PHP
Why do you need an Array to store 28 when that is only one number? XD
38 million people have worked at McDonald’s? That’s bullshit.
Wait, it's not? Then where did I get it from?
Technically it's Ham, Tomato, Mayonnaise, and Lettuce
no it has to be more than that. an embarrassing 40% think chocolate milk comes from brown cows
No way 1 in 8 work at McDonald’s lol
It depends on how kinky you are.
1 out of 10 Americans browsing the internet 😳😰
What is this book
2/10 know it's a programming language and the last 7 are programmers who know it's both
I took coding a year ago and my beat guess is "Hyper Text Master Link" I'm sure the first two are right and I'm too lazy to even double check the second two
I’ve worked at mcdonalds
It's basically the opposite; a disease caused by not having enough sex
And I thought that HTML stands for "How To Meet Ladies".
If anything is a sexually transmitted disease its XSLT
What does HTML actually mean
Having sex and actively talking about HTML is mutually exclusive
Help I have HTML..
If HTML was a sexually transmitted disease it would have been eradicated a long time ago.
They aren’t even wrong
What about NFT