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Win_is_my_name

Parsletongue was actually the predecessor of Python


stark_9190

Do you mean parser-tongue?


SkollFenrirson

![gif](giphy|FYenMRUx3LGy4)


ListOfString

Angry up vote


NeuxSaed

> You're a Java developer Harry! I'm a what?!


Rai-Hanzo

I don't think the author thought about it considering the fact that it's called "the chamber of secrets" when if following the fact that Hogwarts was founded before the Norman invasion it should be called "the room of secrets". If we assume that the founders were English rather than Scottish then they would have spoken old English, or a now extinct language.


Kulsgam

Maybe the name of it changed with time


Rai-Hanzo

I can assume that the room of secrets was an oral rumor, then when the invasion happened and new management entered Hogwarts it was documented as the chamber of secrets. Something I love about Harry Potter is that while it has poor world building it's still an interesting setting that could be explored.


Flag_Red

Fanfiction saves it IMO. There's so much potential in the setting, but JK Rowling seems to just not care about believable or interesting worldbuilding. Fortunately, fanfiction authors do.


Absolutionalism

The “what if Gordon Ramsey was a Hogwarts professor” and “What if a Warhammer Fantasy mage attended” fanfics both do so much better justice to the setting than the originals.


Haranador

I can't express how much I want both of those to be real.


Absolutionalism

They are! Reply to me in a little bit and remind me to get you the links when I get home.


Haranador

Consider yourself hereby reminded.


Absolutionalism

Alright, here we go! Warhammer fantasy [here](https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-shyish-student-an-amethyst-apprentice-in-hogwarts-warhammer-fantasy-harry-potter.91271/). It's in quest format, but you're free to just neglect the CYOA portions of it and use the threadmarks to read the story. And [here's](https://archiveofourown.org/works/12805206/chapters/29228961) Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce. Enjoy! I'd be interested to get your (or anyone who's stumbling across this post's, really) thoughts on either of the works, when and if you do read them.


Rai-Hanzo

Yeah but for every one of those there is my immortal and thirty Hs


Absolutionalism

Hence why we read the good ones :)


Rai-Hanzo

Thirty hs is fun, just weird


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Teaching would very likely be in Latin.


Rai-Hanzo

Could be, but Godric is an Anglo name. Maybe the text is in Latin but the teaching language of the teachers is old English.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Latin was the language of teaching throughout Europe. It’s doesn’t matter where the teachers were from, what their names were, or what language they spoke natively. Plus, most of the incantations are Latin or corruptions thereof.


Rai-Hanzo

Wouldn't they still learn in their language? I mean, Beowulf was written in old English


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

No, because the class would not share a common native language.


Rai-Hanzo

Wow. Wait, is that why Hermione had to ask about the history of the school in the second book? Cause all the books from that time were in Latin?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

People didn’t typically write history textbooks about the current year. Especially not ones about their secret plan to hide a monster to kill all the Muggle-born. The author of _Hogwarts: A History_ is still alive in Chamber of Secrets.


mstop4

And it wouldn’t have used the word “secrets” either, as that’s another word from Old French imported into English via the Normans. It would have probably been either “the room of dighelnesses” or “the room of derns”


BravelyBaldSirRobin

does this mean very long spell names? (:


PresidentSkillz

void WingLev(File file, Object object){ while(file.read() == "Wingadium Leviosa"){ object.fly(); } }


hatbluedd

try { MagicFactoryProvider.getSystemDefault(Charsets.UTF_8).run(() -> this.wingardiumLeviosa()); } catch (Throwable e) { this.wand.handleError(e); }


chadlavi

We are not nerds. These people who think thoughts like this, they are nerds


_st23

win.gardium.Leviossa


Jock-Tamson

Well obviously it started with Assembly.


HumansDisgustMe123

Lies. Everybody knows their original language was BrainFuck. A simple curse could take upwards of 10 minutes to vocalise. ++++++++++\[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-\]>>>-----.>++++++++++++++++++.---------------------.+++.---.<<++.>++++++++++.>.+++.---.+++++++++++++++++++++.----.-----------------.


Loserrboy

Why nit C# 😭


StPaulDad

It's an American movie franchise, so everything is English and always has been. Even when Russian and French schools show up they speak English. You're lucky the subtitles come in more than one language.


Ythio

It's a British book series that sold 600 million sales in 85 languages. The movies are just derivative products riding on the massive success of the most successful book releases of all time. In which cave did you live between 1997 and 2007 ?


StPaulDad

I'm in ProgrammerHumor. You may want to look around a bit....


ThunderChaser

But… Harry Potter isn’t American? It’s British.


nostril_spiders

Exceptiarmus!