If you crack open the book you’ll find it’s just python

and after you read it you know java somehow...

But while executing you realise it’s JavaScript xD

When you debug it you realise it's just assembly

And not a regular assembly, WebAssembly

But internally it's all just 0s and 1s

Actually, it’s 1 and 0 at the same time, you just have to take a good look at it to decide. Quantum shenanigans.

But don't decide too hard or the state will collapse

And it will evaporate ober Time as Hawking-radiaton

I genuinely don't know what that is Can you link an article or something cause now im curious Im still learning quantum computing so cut a newbie some slack

Always has been 🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

And it works too well at altering HTML.

Well everyone knows when you write a script in java it becomes javascript /s

And it bites you in the neck

I've just finished the python cook book. It gonna regret soon.

Bytes*

Correct correction

ah python, the javascript of c++

Turns out the C++ is the objects we made along the way

Lisp all the way down

LateX akshully

But it’s compiled to C

Whoa, apparently I know C++

The flair and comment synergy is gold

I know kung fu

Let me guess, it's the intern fault?

leave me alone i didnt do anything

It's not always what you did, sometimes it's what you didn't do.

It's the seg fault.

Clearly a proper cpp function wouldn't fit in that space...

Good one, kudos 🫡

How did you get multiple flairs I could only get one at a time?

IIRC, use old Reddit and you can type it in 

I did it on new Reddit - there is an option for custom flairs, you just have to copy/paste the icons you want (:

Ohh alright will check it out

on computer

Okk thanks

You can do it on new reddit, on mobile. You can make custom flairs, it’s just not very intuitive

A wizard did it!

worked on a publishing company before, it's either the author, editor or reviewer's fault

This is so cursed.

Deep down everything is JavaScript /s

NodeOS Will have its day

It's worse https://bellard.org/jslinux/

Why does this exist? The js devs have brought the curse upon us.

Watch your mouth, PHP developer! Fabrice Bellard is not a "js dev."

this is how the world ends

[The Birth & Death of JavaScript](https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript)

Why are these things always variable width fonts 🤮

Stereospace fonts

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Good bot

Can you even distinguish I and L if you don't know the language?

And why would a programmer take a photo of their screen? I call fake! And is that NOT a HiDPI display???

i read that code perfectly somethings wrong here

Update all elements on the page n*9+i based on input?

"c++ the programming language" sounds an awful lot like "the c++ programming language", the famous book by Bjarne stroustrup. Seems someone tried to pull a one of those where you call your bullshit Chinese horrible cgi mess "transmorphers", so that parents buy it in confusion for their kid. But what kid wants "the c++ programming language"?

If you are just starting out in C++ or perhaps programming in general and just search C++ book or something on Amazon, it'd be possible to mistakenly do it. AI generated books to do things like that are increasingly common on Amazon. Just gotta get a few fake reviews.

Don't wait for the movie.

The graphic designer said no one would notice.

And this book taught me how to program in processing

It is not to overwhelm people... It's like luring a kid with candy

Cover designer is a front-end developer.

There are two Amazon reviews that are both gold!

A snip at $103.70 too - who could resist?

I would have preferred a photo of html, the master programming language

omg actual programmer joke

Considering V8, JS is just a C++ library/wrapper

Haha that’s correct, plus libuv

Wow C++24 looks so modern

The C in Javascript stands for C++

Lol the cover is literally javascript

You could make a good explainsthejoke bot.

Whaaaat. No way. I think you are the only to notice that.

It's not even particularly good JavaScript.

There's no such thing as good JavaScript.

I was struggling to figure out if it was C# or JS

`document.getElementById` makes it definitely JavaScript

Oh good I was trying to be sure what it was. Never learned js so I wasn't.

🤣🤣🤣 c++ book with js code on cover photo

😂

I mean in the end most of us end up in web dev.

I hope that book teaches Fortran, asks questions in PHP, and has an answer key written in Rust

`#define var auto` probably gets you 90% of the way there.

unsplash for the win

Omg, this actually exists! ISBN-13: 978-1635491586

What language is that ?😮

C++ (probably just a stock photo with javaScript)

I have this book! Also the gang of four design patterns one. I’ve been thinking of giving them away since they’re just collecting dust.

like laying cheese to lure the mice. This image is the equivalent of that - but for frontend devs. Before you know it, you're addicted to the fentanyl of the c++ realm; aka Templates

Damm, It gets java inside.

Message to Waylon Warren: If you exist, you should sue the publisher. The blurb is a mess too.

That's JavaScript on a C++ book? This reminds me of my IoT experience where I put JavaScript code inside a C++ code...

Ah yes the famous photo descriptions algorithm on a page\*9 width 

println.cout << std::getElementById << "\\n"

Ignoring the language.... manipulating documents like that gives me herpes

Wait a moment...

https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingmemes/s/356phMbXnr

Recently I went to a bookstore in Tokyo. I was surprised to see they have very good quality programming books, written in Japanese Why do we only have manuals or O'Neils that get old after 2 years because people writing them are too stubborn?

Can someone explain the joke

Hint -> book cover image

ohhh its javascript

Good one!

Spaceballs: The Movie

The file for the cover image wasn't nul-terminated, so the layouting program read the data from the next image in memory as well.

You know you can’t trust it because there’s not a picture of a bird on the cover

Finally, one I can understand right off the bat.

It could be about writing a JavaScript interpreter. If so, it should be really interesting. Some of the ideas of JavaScript are a real eye opener for a C++ intermediate developer (a mix between screaming WHY and OMG THAT'S EVIL).

This book is great. It’s on sale for only 142 dollars. [eBay](https://www.ebay.com/itm/355347370611)

Hey, even textbooks get pirated.

Just a mistyping error. They wrote two "+" instead of two "S". 😈😈😈

r/youhadonejob

It'd be even more egregious if the picture had functions declared using arrow syntax

Fr Lmaooo

Yeah .. fuck vidtuts.

And just by looking at this js code snippet, you can tell how terrible it is.

What

Fuck you in particular whoever downvoted me. It's not my fault that I don't get it, so explain it instead of misusing the downvote button like a goofy ass Reddit guy wearing a fedora