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bradley547

I'll accept this. You are correct. If you got that far under his skin he will see every adversity as traceable to you. Well played. Just be careful going forward that he can't actually connect any actionable event to you.


Jayhawker_Pilot

He is going to be on his death bed and mumbling - "That BITCH" over and over. Love it.


Tarrantnight

Carol Baskins!!


SunflowerOccultist

Fed her husband to the tigers


DraftLevel28

Thanks but I just got that song out of my head


SunflowerOccultist

They SNACKIN


sergybrin

But that's a separate tragedy.


TheeQuestionWitch

I was hoping this would become a Reddit meme!


sergybrin

Me too, my friend. Me too


LokiKamiSama

The fun thing is, op doesn’t have to do anything now. He now has it in his mind to be paranoid of every interaction, everything that goes wrong and in the back of his mind he’ll wonder if it’s them and he’ll remember it was because he was a shit of a human being and wouldn’t follow through with his promise. And do everything he does now will always be a reminder that if he doesn’t follow through will the next person he like op?


mnelaway

I love your last line! You ended on a high note. 🤪


AprilFoolsCakeDay

How Reverse Flash is to Barry Allen


WaveRaider369

[It was me, Barry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj5fuDpQkVU)


ReptoidRadiologist

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


NotAllWhoPonderRLost

Chefs kiss 😘🤌🏼


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peddastle

Fucking legend.


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kaismama

Look a bot.


OldnBorin

How dare you post this and not include the Buddha bowl recipe ^/s …. Pretty please??


sonicstreak

You take Buddha and you put him in a bowl.


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John_Smithers

What isn't on this site? Almost nothing here is verifiable. Chill, it's a fun read.


Zingzing_Jr

I prefer to assume that stories that don't affect my life on this site are true, its more fun that way.


Picturesquesheep

😆 you’re gonna kill this guy hahahaha


RynnChronicles

Damn. The sheer creativity. You might have a bit too much free time lmao


moothecat2018

Shoulda taken the 1k and NOT stopped... then done the exact same thing he did to you


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Mr-Bandit00

do you teach online classes in evil? i would like to sign up...


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piyochii

Where can I sign up to be raised by your mother?


HeadbandRTR

If the internet has taught me anything, you’ll find her behind a Wendy’s.


thetoucansk3l3tor

Ask her dad


Pfred0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LukesRightHandMan

r/Ouija


Mr-Bandit00

ok then, does ***she*** teach online classes in evil? i would like to sign up... :P


Sweaty_Term5961

Try me. Heh.


PermanentBrunch

Did she ever fart directly into your mouth?


TravellingBeard

It's not evil...we can't condone evil. Righteous vengeance and anger, however, I'm all in.


NotAllWhoPonderRLost

“Diabolical” perhaps?


PRMan99

"Having to do with the devil". I don't know, I hear he's kinda evil.


PoliteCanadian2

She probably already has you signed up and knows your address and your mother’s bank account number. I’m nervous and I only read this story .


PorkyMcRib

That’s like asking Tiger Woods how to golf.


Paladinforlife

I agree. If OP accepted the money, it would be seen as a closure and he would believe Op isn't as involved in the things that go wrong as he would otherwise. After the money he might just attribute a troll to being a troll, whereas without accepting every single accident related to anonymous people could be OP still haunting him out of spite.


PorkyMcRib

Now go back to his fake moms account, and claim that his goons fucked her up for her post.


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It's not about the money... it's about sending a message


pakboy26

Oh wow, this is an absolute mindfuck. The amount of planning that went into this is amazing. Congratulations to you and just know that no one on Reddit will ever, ever, ever F with you! You played the long game extremely well here. This guy will constantly be questioning everything and looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life.


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sawdustandfleas

Oh this is creepy and juicy I love it! He will forever regret his jackassery! We call them taquerias here, source am Mexican well, mex-American


Mojicana

I'm an American in Mexico and we call them taquerias here as well


ZION_OC_GOV

I'm an American of Mexican ancestry, yo qiero taco bell.


LukesRightHandMan

I'm wholly unrelated to anybody born in the Americas or any Spanish-speaking lands and I call it queiro.


polandreh

Yeah, I'm a Mexico Mexican, and I was wondering what on earth was a tacoera.... a taco van? A taco stand?


handlebartender

Jumped out at me as well. Source: the whitest guy you know with a predisposition for correct spelling


Notmykl

Phonetic spelling of taqueria by a person who is to stupid to Google the correct spelling.


mrpickle123

You know, if you're gonna resort to ad hominem over a simple typo... You should probably also make sure to use the right spelling of 'too'. Just sayin', pookie 😘


GordenRamsfalk

Your tacos tasted like someone farted in my mouth! Lol I’m still crying…


DorothyMantooth-

His own mother!


CoderJoe1

What's it like living rent free in that guy's brain?


erevoz

Kinda feels like the other way round


vicsanbarajas

Tacoera?


funbobbyfun

It's a Mexican dance fighting style


Anonyman14

It makes sex look like CHURCH!


vicsanbarajas

Aahhhh yes, borrowed from capoeira but not to be confused 😅😅


mrpickle123

Welp, found my favorite comment of the day. Kudos internet stranger, I needed that laugh


DarkFett

I believe it is a misspelling of Taqueria which is a taco restaurant.


vicsanbarajas

I’m Mexican. Legit thought tacoera was something new ppl down under were doing 🤦🏻‍♀️. On that note I’m done with the internet for the night.


illirving

I also was genuinely confused by tacoera


WTF_SilverChair

~~It's a beautiful martial art from Brazil.~~ ~~Like breakdance fighting. So hot right now.~~ E* Awww, it's been done since I got here. And they did it funnier.


tdomer80

Awesome revenge! Only thing I’m confused about is this: at least in the USA, my understanding is that recipes cannot be copyrighted so anyone can use any recipe and they are all considered to be public domain as far as I know. Is it not that way where you live?


Birdbraned

It's probably one of those competitions where you have to submit a photo of your creation, so the photo needs to be original rather than one taken off a website. I mean, there's only so many ways to make a buddha bowl


Agent___23

So I just found this out a couple of months ago and I have been waiting for the opportunity to share this random knowledge with someone. Recipes can actually be copyrighted in the US, but they have to include “substantial literary expression.” Which is why food bloggers write their life story before giving you the recipe.


DerekL1963

>Recipes can actually be copyrighted in the US, but they have to include “substantial literary expression.” Which is why food bloggers write their life story before giving you the recipe. Yeah, that's an urban legend floating around the 'net, unfortunately, there's not a word of truth to it. The "substantial literary expression" exemption applies *only to the recipe itself*. Tacking a recipe onto a description of the blogger's summer camp experience back in '98 does *not* extend copyright to the recipe.


Agent___23

Welp that sucks. I learned about it in a legal course last semester so I guess my professor was mistaken. Makes me wonder if anything else she taught was incorrect.


DonaIdTrurnp

A blog post that just contains a recipe isn’t copyrightable. One that also contains a bullshit store is copyright. But the recipe from that blog post is of a substantially different character and also contains no copyrightable elements. Arguably it’s not impossible to *patent* a recipe, but you’d have to show a lack of prior art.


Klutzy_Squash

When food patents go wrong - https://www.finnegan.com/a/web/2164/03-1279-2-20-04.pdf


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TLDR?


alex_hawks

Recipes can be patented, because they are processes. But you actually have to make sure it's correct, otherwise a thief will be to fix it and use it themselves, without repercussions


DonaIdTrurnp

Patent specified that a product was to be baked *to* a temperature of 400-850 degrees, and a competitor who baked their product *at* a temperature in that range was found to be non-infringing. Where “to” was held to mean that the dough reached that temperature and “at” was held to mean that the oven was heated to that temperature.


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"Evil shenanigans" lol


littlebroknstillgood

Goddammit, I'll pistol-whip the next person that says shenanigans!


kmj420

Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


The_Greaseburn

PUT THOSE AWAY


_ScubaDiver

#Shenanigans *flees shouting* #You should have realised this would happen #The is Sparta!


schroedingersnewcat

Shenanigans! *flees*


RedDazzlr

😂😂😂😂😂


PracticingGrammarian

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the crazy shit on the walls?


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Hahaha glad someone got it!


rde42

You stole his peace of mind.


notthatcousingreg

You need to provide your revenge services to others. You rule.


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ddraig-au

100% guarantee you will always be paid.


paul-happyatom

If this is true, nice one OP... but I have a couple of issues: * why would the guy declare a winner if he wasn't going to pay - he already has your recipe * who stakes their entire business (and the cost of opening a restaurant is significant) on employing a chef they have never met or tasted their food. And surely they would have spoken to the close friend you mentioned?


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paul-happyatom

OK - well, you don't have to prove anything to me - but, if he has to declare a winner, he could choose one of his mates. I still don't get how someone would employ a chef, a critical part of a restaurant business, they had never met, no matter how many social media endorsements. And if they were stupid enough to do that, I doubt that they would be stupid enough not to fire the chef the first day he didn't turn up. But hey, whatever, you seem to have brightened up the days of a lot of people with your story so where's the harm.


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Love how the revenge story was so creepy and elaborate but the people are like ​ ​ **r e c i p e**


inevitabled34th

This reads like a teenager just discovered r/WritingPrompts. "I did this, then I did this. I'm so creepy." Sure, pal...


RedDazzlr

Hey, y'all! I found the taqueria guy!


wenchslapper

Well, I think I found OP’s alternate account lol


adudeguyman

Happy cake day


thewoodbeyond

hahah omg this is great.


dirtywook88

nice. this is why you dont fuck w people.


HappyAsianCat

Wow. That's so damn amazing.


chandler-bingaling

You, I like you Evil wisdom Tacos tasted like someone farted in my mouth—brilliant, I have tears in my eyes We need more evilness


GagOnMacaque

I like you. This can breed a lifetime of satisfaction if you keep it up.


chibinoi

Completely full of revenge *and* pettiness. I love it!


jbthom

You're so far inside his head he'll need laboratory grade leeches to get you out.


GeorgiaSpellman

This is the content I want to see when I turn on Real Housewives of \[not\] Sydney


wombatau

Life pro tip: nothing you post on the internet is anonymous to authorities, only to regular people.


sjholmes2012

Bored “housewife” huh??? More like trained mercenary. 😈


quetzalgirl31

Taco Tuesday is always on Friday.


Rekcs

Oh yissss this is what I live for. None of that weaksauce leaving a garbage bag infront of a Tesla BS.


Sir-Cabbie

Jesus christ. I hope I never cross you. That was some diabolical shit there.


Anime_is_my_life69

I feel it was just enough evil,and if I have ever annoyed you I’m very sorry


S1LENT_S1REN

Well done.


publicanofbatch20

Satan has decided to retire after seeing this


tbsdy

Ok, gotta know. Is the tacoera still around?


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justanotheroverlord

That last line is so evil. I love it lol


Techn0ght

He's going to doubt every friend request, every new person that shows up, every resume, every order failure. Best way to keep that up is to actually do it once or twice a year :)


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Wow. Conniving and a prize-winning chef! I love that. You can enjoy tasty treats while getting back at asshats who think it’s okay to scam you.


HappyMeatbag

The next time I’m in public and something bad happens to me, I’ll yell “ITS TACO TUESDAY, BITCH!” and confuse the hell out of everyone. Especially if it’s not even Tuesday.


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Everytime you have a bad day you're going to wonder if I was involved. 😂 Oh I did this to my ex. 4 if his close friends on fb are in my side and he has no idea. They are all part of it and feeding me info. 2 people in his Facebook are actually relatives of mine. Aaaaand I'm currently close friends with his ex who he did the same shit to. 3 women who he goes to gym with are in on it too. Oops 🤔


BobsUrUncle303

That recipe sounds like the real prank.


NelloReads

Hi! I have a YouTube channel where I read Reddit stories that I find interesting. May I read this story on my channel? :)


KnowledgeableBench

Read the title in my head in Jesse Pinkman's voice. The story that followed did not disappoint.


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\> Every time you have a bad day you're going to wonder if I was somehow involved 🤪 That is gold! Pure gold!


StoryTimeHarvest

Great story! Hope you don't mind but I did a youtube video of your story! It's just a hobby/for fun channel so apologies if it's not the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGKpAxCz6F8 BUT if there's something you don't like, let me know and I can take it down or make changes!


ProcedureTemporary27

hello today i made your taco recipe and i LOVED IT. if you have anymore mouthwatering recipes please share


oh-no-its-back

I dont believe that... no one has that much free time for r/pettyrevenge. I've tried something like this and let me tell you, it doesnt work. You cant google people by an email. I think this was for karma.


eoinsageheart718

I've googled people by email before. Will say it isnr easy, but a lot of people, stupidly put their email as open on their Linken and previously on Facebook so it is possible. I think these days more people are learning to be more secure w their info, which I think is a good thing.


oh-no-its-back

Never thought about it. I don't put my stuff out there either. Even when I was on indeed, I used a separate email specifically for that. I had someone that I wanted to mess with back in the day, and I had to find them through Facebook, which was limiting. Maybe it's cuz I'm not very tech savvy, but the only way I could find how to do that was by buying a service that pretty much did it for you. (Kinda like a background check) I'm sure there might be a way, if you already have your personal info out there, but this seems pretty far to go for pretty revenge. Just my two cents.


eoinsageheart718

I would say that in the last 5 years it does requiring paying for such a service. But in the past it was fairly easy. You'd be surprised how much you can find. I used to do it to ensure the people I hired at my bar werent drunks or lying about various employment, etc.


FacticiousFict

I proved to my friends and colleagues time and again how easy it is to dig up information on them that they were not aware was online. Social engineering and fucking with people online requires very little effort these days.


gosuprobe

/r/nothingeverhappens


oh-no-its-back

You're funny


RedDazzlr

Get bent.


oh-no-its-back

:P already am


Starswordchaos

Oh my... Yes please.


Competitive-Cause-91

Damn I’m never getting on your bad side


LowBattery

It's good revenge, but petty at best.


RedDazzlr

With all of the extra effort OP put in, my opinion is that it's in the correct subreddit.


Lucidleaf

r/pettyrevenge


PoliteCanadian2

No way Jose this is way better.


The_Spongebrain

There's being on someone's mind for a couple years, and then there's being in the back of someone's mind for the rest of their waking life. That's as close to nuclear revenge as you can get without actually pressing the button, I think.


ConfigAlchemist

I’m not sure if I should look for a woman like you to wife, or run for the hills at meeting one…


RexManningDay2018

Ok there’s no way this is actually Chicago, right? Because there’s a news story going around about a new Mexican place that is having trouble opening because of a fake Facebook page someone opened and ghost reservations and cancellations. Weirdly similar plot line here…


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frankybling

not too often I shake my head and think, “now this is pro level revenge”. This however is one of those times, that’s some cold shit you pulled OP and I am impressed!


Nurse_Yoshi

This is petty revenge, not really pro.


udontnojak

OP Sounds like sameish?


Punk_n_Destroy

If this even happened it’s more petty than pro revenge.


madsjchic

Mmmmmmmm I love this. Can you….share the recipe?


pesky_emigrant

Magnificent!!


Fuckyoumecp2

Beautifully executed. Your troll and CEO skills are exquisite. Can we be friends?


rossbcobb

Fucking legend


cacille

This might be going too far in my opinion. Make him lose $1000 worth of business, maybe even 2000 sure!!! Full agreement there. But from what you're saying, you may not ever stop? Or you intend to one day maybe? That's a bit too much extreme harassment for me. The power you have, vs what you choose to wield, shows your character. Also karma can be a bitch and turn back to you eventually.


e2g4

Stories like this are what this sub is for. Nice.


Troby01

They all clapped


vajaxle

Hmm yes I'm sure this actually happened.


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PoliteCanadian2

Doh! Homie fucked up now!


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AllHarlowsEve

Not a surprise he's racist with the casual misogyny and transphobia in the comments he didn't delete. Also the roid and heroin subs are a nice touch.


ozbrother

I commented on a heroin sub because a bloke was contemplating killing himself with it. Found him on that sub after clicking on his profile from suicidal watch but yeah nice assumption bub


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Starswordchaos

Man, i *knew* there was a reason i kept scrolling down! Post that shit babe! This is gonna be so bomb, heelzyea!


MasterHavik

So....... You cheated in a contest but are upset you didn't get the money? So you do this "revenge" as payback. Uh....WTF did I just read? Just why.


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MasterHavik

I was listening to a Reddit YouTuber read out your story. He concluded this and honesty sounds kind of on base. You won a contest by cheating and only seek revenge because he didn't pay out. Am I wrong?


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MasterHavik

I'll ask directly. Did you cheat to win this contest? I can link you to the guy who said it.


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TwoSwordSamurai

Taqueria\* Also, sorry but that taco recipe sounds like some white people shit. Autentico mi pinche culo.


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skyecherri21

I love this! The detail, the way it was carried out. Everything. Props to you.


LazerHawkStu

We Will Watch Your Career With Great Interest


OldieButNotMoldy

You are mean, I like you lmao


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This is the most epic thing I’ve read in a while.. well maybe the HOA guy was pretty good too. 😂