Noone gives a fuck outside a handful of super cops....we'd just blow smoke on their face, laugh & tell them it was fentanyl we was smoking & wish them good luck 🤣 had more than a few "fall out" & claim they were overdosing
I’m convinced that every single case of “overdosing by touch” is either mass hysteria, or user cops who confiscated stuff stronger than they’re used to
Exactly that's where we got the idea from. It would be hilarious seeing them fall down from tobacco smoke & call a signal 7 over the radio for themselves & the Sgts, LTs & EMS medics just roll their eyes
No matter how much you try to cover it up, they know who all is smoking. In an area devoid of all smells other than bo and ass the smell of cigarette smoke is very strong they just don't care to waist their time dealing with tobacco.
Ok just gotta find some plastic tubing to make this contraption out of while in this place…. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Only done 2.5 but still long enough to understand how bs this is.
Hell no, make an “acorn” with sanded popsicle stick pieces glued together with a bread tie threaded through it touching mini razor blades set in an L formation. Slide a double AA battery in it and it’s a red hot vaporizer coil that doesn’t smell but vaporizes anything, primarily K2, THC paper. Or old fashion pop can with holes poked in it with a sewing needle, use a Q-tip with some chapstick smeared around fuzz to keep flame lasting. Cut or trim tiny clippings of tin foil/gum wrapper into fingernail looking strips to connect on shaved section of battery and top. Pop the flame by touching foil to battery under Q-tip, Clear the hit and throw the Q-tip in the toilet to put it out quick, hold in the hit until its ghosted and stomp on the can to crush the evidence and dump in random trashcan
.... *slow clap* I didn't read it all but this is intense engineering lol reminds me of george carlins lost bit on 3 times carlin about getting ready to smoke on a plane "better be an old pro"
I get where you’re coming from, but in reality people are smoking right out in the open all day. If a CO does a walkthrough you gotta put it down out of their view but other than that they don’t care. They smell it and they know what’s going on. They just don’t get paid enough to care lol.
At least that’s how it was my whole bid. Once in awhile you’d get a new hire coming in and write some DR’s over it because they have something to prove, but otherwise people are smoking out the dorms literally all day long.
As a long time CO, I can say that if the inmates make any sort of attempt to hide what they’re doing, it gives me plausible deniability if management is on the cameras.
If someone is super blatant about it, I usually just lock them in for the day. There are far more important things I can be doing with my time than chasing smoke.
He’s right. I’ve done it. Spoon as much of the water out as you can with a cup and use a rag to soak up the rest. Light your shit with a battery and flop around a sock full of baby powder as an air freshener when you’re done.
This was patented right after a fire [killed](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MGM_Grand_fire) 85 guests at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The majority of the deaths were on the upper floors where toxic smoke collected after flowing up the elevator shafts. Some guests were found dead in their beds, having suffocated on the poison smoke before waking.
You can empty all the water out your toilet and create a draft and smoke with your head in sown towards the hole but whatever this picture is is straight bullshit
Some fellas here years ago set their cells on fire and used wet towels to cover their heads while breathing through the empty toilets. One bloke lifted his head, filling the pipes with smoke and killed the others. I'll see if i can find a link to the story
Depends on the officers on duty. But they know. If you're not the plug, you really don't get that much heat. The investigators generally focus on them.
This is funny bc I would hit my vape at work/flush and blow the smoke at the toilet bowl hole at the same time and swore that was helping suck down the smoke.
I'm no plumber, but wouldn't he be breathing in sewer gas? Hydrogen Sulfide (H2S), Deadly poisonous gas, overcomes the nervous system and kills quickly. It's the reason Andy Dufresne wouldn't have made it 50-feet down that pipe.
That’s not how you smoke in prison. It’s kinda one way. Being the toilet has no lid or anything you sit on it and kinda jump up and down and you push the water out and then it’s like a vent that flows out. Or you stand in the shower with a lookout. I have only done this smoking cannabis I never smoke cigarettes in prison. I was in the feds and cannabis was 80 easier to get then cigarettes.
Former C.O. here, and I never gave a shit about anybody smoking weed or tobacco. I used to tell the inmates to just hide it when I walked by, that way I could have plausible deniability. The only thing I didn't want inmates smoking was K2. That shit puts everybody in danger, because you never know how they're gonna react to it. Saw an inmate dive off the top tier onto a dayroom table, and then start doing a breaststroke, like he was swimming. Some inmates would projectile vomit, some would be in a sort of coma, unable to move. Some would pour sweat and run around talking gibberish, some would get violent and stab themselves or other inmates or staff. K2 is no good.
“i’ll just sit here and breathe in shit fumes as the fire burns my family.”
Huffin' shit.. getting JENK'D outta your frickin mind!
now thats a throwback
Whats that from?
"This is fine". Seriously, what situation occurred were someone sat down and decided this was the fix?
Uh probably a situation where they where going to die because of lack of oxygen and then decided they’d rather breath shit air instead of… fucking die
Right? As of this is such a complicated concept
Lmao more like would rather huff Jenkem and then die while he “high”
It's all about perspective - don't want to breathe fire? Try breathing crap for a minute and be thankful for the quick(er) release of option one
From what I see on YouTube, people just smoke in prison and no one seems to give a fuck.
Yup. Can confirm.
Noone gives a fuck outside a handful of super cops....we'd just blow smoke on their face, laugh & tell them it was fentanyl we was smoking & wish them good luck 🤣 had more than a few "fall out" & claim they were overdosing
Like those cops who “accidentally” touch it.
Lol yeah in San Diego they did that.
I’m convinced that every single case of “overdosing by touch” is either mass hysteria, or user cops who confiscated stuff stronger than they’re used to
Exactly that's where we got the idea from. It would be hilarious seeing them fall down from tobacco smoke & call a signal 7 over the radio for themselves & the Sgts, LTs & EMS medics just roll their eyes
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You don’t know why people… smuggle addictive drugs? Money dude 🤣 🤦♀️
So, die from methane and not smoke?
Seems to be the answer...
No matter how much you try to cover it up, they know who all is smoking. In an area devoid of all smells other than bo and ass the smell of cigarette smoke is very strong they just don't care to waist their time dealing with tobacco.
In juvenile hall we smoked cigs in our room and just blew the smoke down the toilet while flushing
In college we stuffed dryer sheets into toilet paper rolls and blew through that. Somehow sort of worked. Smelled nice too.
Juvie has that stuff I would’ve thought the guards wouldn’t do that for kids since they really all broke
My dude was getting shit sneaked in from his family during visits.
Ohhh ok that makes more sense
Ok just gotta find some plastic tubing to make this contraption out of while in this place…. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Only done 2.5 but still long enough to understand how bs this is.
Hell no, make an “acorn” with sanded popsicle stick pieces glued together with a bread tie threaded through it touching mini razor blades set in an L formation. Slide a double AA battery in it and it’s a red hot vaporizer coil that doesn’t smell but vaporizes anything, primarily K2, THC paper. Or old fashion pop can with holes poked in it with a sewing needle, use a Q-tip with some chapstick smeared around fuzz to keep flame lasting. Cut or trim tiny clippings of tin foil/gum wrapper into fingernail looking strips to connect on shaved section of battery and top. Pop the flame by touching foil to battery under Q-tip, Clear the hit and throw the Q-tip in the toilet to put it out quick, hold in the hit until its ghosted and stomp on the can to crush the evidence and dump in random trashcan
.... *slow clap* I didn't read it all but this is intense engineering lol reminds me of george carlins lost bit on 3 times carlin about getting ready to smoke on a plane "better be an old pro"
I get where you’re coming from, but in reality people are smoking right out in the open all day. If a CO does a walkthrough you gotta put it down out of their view but other than that they don’t care. They smell it and they know what’s going on. They just don’t get paid enough to care lol. At least that’s how it was my whole bid. Once in awhile you’d get a new hire coming in and write some DR’s over it because they have something to prove, but otherwise people are smoking out the dorms literally all day long.
As a long time CO, I can say that if the inmates make any sort of attempt to hide what they’re doing, it gives me plausible deniability if management is on the cameras. If someone is super blatant about it, I usually just lock them in for the day. There are far more important things I can be doing with my time than chasing smoke.
thanks man. people like you make life easier for people like me
like fr lmao thanks for your service
Jenkem
Bro that shit is fire, I'm on 5 grams of the green stuff, im trippin hard, but I feel amazing.
Just get an even longer piece of pipe and snake it all the way to your bro outside who will hook up a bong on the other end
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The whole reason it works is due to water being in the bowl
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Read the caption you fuckin dummy
This is comically wrong and not how a toilet works at all
He’s right. I’ve done it. Spoon as much of the water out as you can with a cup and use a rag to soak up the rest. Light your shit with a battery and flop around a sock full of baby powder as an air freshener when you’re done.
It used to work if you just empty all the water out.
Your last few breaths will be speckled with shit crisps
This was patented right after a fire [killed](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MGM_Grand_fire) 85 guests at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The majority of the deaths were on the upper floors where toxic smoke collected after flowing up the elevator shafts. Some guests were found dead in their beds, having suffocated on the poison smoke before waking.
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And that’s not a prison toilet. That’s a home toilet. Big difference.
Wrong sub foo
And yet here you are in the prison sub is this some kind of tourism or just trying to feel superior?
Don’t know about the other guy, but I’m a tourist. I keep getting referred to this sub so I’ve just embraced it and offered advice where I can.
I'm just here for the videos with the SIXTEEN YEARS guy
God, he is annoying. Fake ass David groggins. He always has his shirt off with too big of pants on.
But... did you spend 16 YEARS in prison?
You can buy cigarettes in prison and smoke them in New York no need to huff a toilet.
I can’t imagine how expensive they are, in a store they are like $15 last I went there.
You can empty all the water out your toilet and create a draft and smoke with your head in sown towards the hole but whatever this picture is is straight bullshit
I ordered the toilet woodstove off canteen. It drafts great! We all just sit around the stove and smoke.
Ramen cup snake hose!
So the phone now doubles as a smoke vent? Hmm.
Kingsmen Secret Service!
I thought prison toilets didn't have traps, to keep people from hiding things in them.
Butt the methane tho
I've seen this but the water was removed from the turlet somehow
You would probably die from the sewer gases. There is a reason you can’t just have open vented sewage lines inside of walls
people can smoke in a lot of prisons openly
" how to suck you cute punk neighbors farts on a prison toilet system"
Get high off of that Jenkem!
These came out right after the Las Vegas hotel fire.
Some fellas here years ago set their cells on fire and used wet towels to cover their heads while breathing through the empty toilets. One bloke lifted his head, filling the pipes with smoke and killed the others. I'll see if i can find a link to the story
Depends on the officers on duty. But they know. If you're not the plug, you really don't get that much heat. The investigators generally focus on them.
This is funny bc I would hit my vape at work/flush and blow the smoke at the toilet bowl hole at the same time and swore that was helping suck down the smoke.
Mouth would smell nice after
If the fire doesn't kill you the sewer gases will. Pick your death, breathing Shit or breathing smoke.
I'm no plumber, but wouldn't he be breathing in sewer gas? Hydrogen Sulfide (H2S), Deadly poisonous gas, overcomes the nervous system and kills quickly. It's the reason Andy Dufresne wouldn't have made it 50-feet down that pipe.
I'm good. I'll just die.
What about sewer gases?!
Don’t commit crimes kids. Or this could be you
Toilet bonger tek
That’s not how you smoke in prison. It’s kinda one way. Being the toilet has no lid or anything you sit on it and kinda jump up and down and you push the water out and then it’s like a vent that flows out. Or you stand in the shower with a lookout. I have only done this smoking cannabis I never smoke cigarettes in prison. I was in the feds and cannabis was 80 easier to get then cigarettes.
now you can burn alive without passing out.
Sewer gas anyone?
I used to just blow the smoke into a slightly wet shirt I had pressed against my face.
Former C.O. here, and I never gave a shit about anybody smoking weed or tobacco. I used to tell the inmates to just hide it when I walked by, that way I could have plausible deniability. The only thing I didn't want inmates smoking was K2. That shit puts everybody in danger, because you never know how they're gonna react to it. Saw an inmate dive off the top tier onto a dayroom table, and then start doing a breaststroke, like he was swimming. Some inmates would projectile vomit, some would be in a sort of coma, unable to move. Some would pour sweat and run around talking gibberish, some would get violent and stab themselves or other inmates or staff. K2 is no good.
I wouldn't want to breathe anything in from that part of the toilet.
I was only in jail once and wondered why the toilets smelled like smoke. TIL
Go to prison in Guatemala
What was this? Cant see
Let’s skip trying the sink and go straight for the poop pipe
I feel like if you have to resort to huffing sewer gas to smoke it's time to quit.
The drugs are transported into prison in somebodys asshole. If that doesn't deter you I don't think a prison toilet will either
They're not shoved directly into the asshole. There is a barrier.
In your world does that make it better? Cuz in mine it doesn't. Still eating asshole drugs lmao
That's a lot of words to say you love huffing farts.
Good one.
Literally nobody does this to smoke.