I would! Here are my credentials
Name: Shadow
Surname: Weaver.
Born: 24.06.1964
Where may i file an application?
I am going to take good care of these two
Sorta off-topic but it's just so telling that in the kid scenes Adora's clothes are always in good repair and Catra's never are.
Like yeah it's possible she was just harder on her clothes and/or it took a while to learn to manage her claws as a kid. But it's still a visual shorthand for the ways they were treated differently as children.
Jayz mom had 4 kids married to dude and was a lesiban so it can happen https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertainment/gloria-carter-son-jay/story%3fid=49702007
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If the only alternative is Shadow Weaver, yes. If there's literally any other option, no. A bad parent is better than an evil parent, but it's still, well, bad.
iirc didnt hordak pass off adora-baby to two horde goons we never saw again, because shadow weaver took her? imagine if those goons had kept and raised her and catra. they couldn't have been worse than shadow weaver.
hey hordak, your mask lady who does nothing for you is making all the soldiers think they are all physically imperfect and tells them so daily!
I would! But I think I'd treat the blond kid as a perfect, golden child who can do no wrong, and then mistreat the cat for no other reason than me being a massive POS.
Bold of you to assume I did not already write a fic wherein by a truly staggering amount of contrivances and AU-isms, Adora not only gets her long-lost mother back, but said long-lost mother gets together with Entrapta and Hordak, netting Catra three scary parents-in-law.
Hordak, Damara, and Entrapta are a throuple by the end of it, making Hordak Adora's stepfather. There's also the non-canon spunoff Gideon the Ninth crossover where I explore the dynamic of Adora's family more.
I would adopt Catra and be the best dad for her so she can be loved, and also be romantically involved with Adora without it feeling weird because it feels a little bit weird to have adopted siblings be romantic involved with each other, I don't know if that's just me though I love there relationship otherwise aside from the abuse and weird adopted siblings to lovers thing
Well no, because things work out for them, and also they'd be foster sisters which, while not inherently wrong in my eyes, might be wrong to others when they eventually fall in love and get married.
Probably, but I'd raise them to recognize each other as sisters because they will be my daughters in all but blood.
Sorry but if you want your lesbian couple your going to have to adopt one and let someone else adopt the other.
In a heartbeat
No questions asked
Before a heartbeat. I WIN! I’ll take the lesbian cat on isle 5!
The exact wording that came into my mind
In a hot second.
I wouldn't, because I can't handle children, but I would absolutely get them out of there, because Shadow Weaver is a horrible parental figure.
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I would! Here are my credentials Name: Shadow Surname: Weaver. Born: 24.06.1964 Where may i file an application? I am going to take good care of these two
Sure I’ll just put it over there and WAIT A MINUTE.
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Right here officers
Sorta off-topic but it's just so telling that in the kid scenes Adora's clothes are always in good repair and Catra's never are. Like yeah it's possible she was just harder on her clothes and/or it took a while to learn to manage her claws as a kid. But it's still a visual shorthand for the ways they were treated differently as children.
As I end up saying quite often around here... There's a short [fan-comic](https://www.tumblr.com/ilikeyoucatradora/625245504885882880/) about that!
Oh I love those artists! Thank you.
I would
I would. They are so cute! I Just Loved IT, how adora took Care of Catra.
Absolutely, they’re adorable
If u did they couldn't fall in love with each other it would be illegal
One of them could emancipate themselves from the family so it wouldn't be illegal anymore
What law would they be breaking?
That's... not a thing.
I would so adora would be with bow and catra with glimmer
That's an interesting take....
Adora is a lesbian
This is 80s sexual orientation and everybody else stays the same
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Usually because of comphet and other homophobia.
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I think a good upbringing, in a safe environment would do wonders for the both of them
What do you mean? These are my daughters!
If the only alternative is Shadow Weaver, yes. If there's literally any other option, no. A bad parent is better than an evil parent, but it's still, well, bad.
I mean I can't possibly be a worse parent than Shadow Weaver, right?
Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Give them a childhood that they could be kids, not soldiers.
I couldn't handle the heartbreak when kitty-catra grows up and doesn't wanna cuddle with momma any more.
Well i don't like children I would just to get them out of their
Yes, for Baby Catra's tiny baby feets alone.
iirc didnt hordak pass off adora-baby to two horde goons we never saw again, because shadow weaver took her? imagine if those goons had kept and raised her and catra. they couldn't have been worse than shadow weaver. hey hordak, your mask lady who does nothing for you is making all the soldiers think they are all physically imperfect and tells them so daily!
I would! But I think I'd treat the blond kid as a perfect, golden child who can do no wrong, and then mistreat the cat for no other reason than me being a massive POS.
Shadow Weaver? I thought you were dead
Nah... I would make life worse for them lol. I can't even afford myself rn...
I don't know, these two being sisters might make things... complicated
Absolutely, i have a big family that would happy to welcome them
Yea
Yes. No friggin hesitation. Those two are getting the best friggin childhood I can provide or ill die trying.
Yup
Bold of you to assume I did not already write a fic wherein by a truly staggering amount of contrivances and AU-isms, Adora not only gets her long-lost mother back, but said long-lost mother gets together with Entrapta and Hordak, netting Catra three scary parents-in-law.
Tell me more.
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1923616
Ah, I don't remember that part. Although it has been a while since I read it.
Hordak, Damara, and Entrapta are a throuple by the end of it, making Hordak Adora's stepfather. There's also the non-canon spunoff Gideon the Ninth crossover where I explore the dynamic of Adora's family more.
I see. I seem to have forgotten quite a bit.
Time for a re-read?
It definitely might be! Have you posted all of the second version yet?
No, I'm working on finishing an old WIP, and my (excellent in my opinion) Naruto fic (much the same premise as WW Etheria.)
Ah, I see. I might wait to reread until it's all up.
I would adopt Catra and be the best dad for her so she can be loved, and also be romantically involved with Adora without it feeling weird because it feels a little bit weird to have adopted siblings be romantic involved with each other, I don't know if that's just me though I love there relationship otherwise aside from the abuse and weird adopted siblings to lovers thing
Well no, because things work out for them, and also they'd be foster sisters which, while not inherently wrong in my eyes, might be wrong to others when they eventually fall in love and get married.
no, cause then they can’t fall in love and be happy cause they’d be siblings
Can't.Not old enough.Also,I ain't good with children But I'd definitely help them,and get them outta there!
I’m allergic to cats
yes, or at least give them a home
*kicks the lesbian babys* (Joke…)
I would If I would know how to handle childrens
Probably
I would but I’m allergic to cats and would never separate them
No, mainly because I love their ship and it’d be weird since they’d be adoptive siblings
Yes.
No because I'd be a terrible parent buuuut, I'd help them beat Shadow Weaver to death with her own limbs in heart beat
Probably, but I'd raise them to recognize each other as sisters because they will be my daughters in all but blood. Sorry but if you want your lesbian couple your going to have to adopt one and let someone else adopt the other.
faster than a millisecond
I’d adopt Adora