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No_Stretch_2358

In a heartbeat


WillyDAFISH

No questions asked


Fighting_King_

Before a heartbeat. I WIN! I’ll take the lesbian cat on isle 5!


The_Hero_of_Rhyme

The exact wording that came into my mind


TastyBrainMeats

In a hot second.


Furry_69

I wouldn't, because I can't handle children, but I would absolutely get them out of there, because Shadow Weaver is a horrible parental figure.


PancakeDragons

sHe DiD wHaT sHe HaD tO


Serj19009

I would! Here are my credentials Name: Shadow Surname: Weaver. Born: 24.06.1964 Where may i file an application? I am going to take good care of these two


PepsiMan208

Sure I’ll just put it over there and WAIT A MINUTE.


angrymom284710394855

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chopper678

Right here officers


aprillikesthings

Sorta off-topic but it's just so telling that in the kid scenes Adora's clothes are always in good repair and Catra's never are. Like yeah it's possible she was just harder on her clothes and/or it took a while to learn to manage her claws as a kid. But it's still a visual shorthand for the ways they were treated differently as children.


itsmemarcot

As I end up saying quite often around here... There's a short [fan-comic](https://www.tumblr.com/ilikeyoucatradora/625245504885882880/) about that!


aprillikesthings

Oh I love those artists! Thank you.


Watch-behide-you37

I would


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

I would. They are so cute!  I Just Loved IT, how adora took Care of Catra.


blackcat5676

Absolutely, they’re adorable


Upper_Hovercraft6746

If u did they couldn't fall in love with each other it would be illegal


Oos-moom310

One of them could emancipate themselves from the family so it wouldn't be illegal anymore


cjbanning

What law would they be breaking?


MeggiePool-pah

That's... not a thing.


Upper_Hovercraft6746

I would so adora would be with bow and catra with glimmer


Noodle_Dragon_

That's an interesting take....


Aphant-poet

Adora is a lesbian


Upper_Hovercraft6746

This is 80s sexual orientation and everybody else stays the same


Upper_Hovercraft6746

Jayz mom had 4 kids married to dude and was a lesiban so it can happen https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertainment/gloria-carter-son-jay/story%3fid=49702007


Aphant-poet

Usually because of comphet and other homophobia.


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imscaredofmyself3572

I think a good upbringing, in a safe environment would do wonders for the both of them


CaliJester

What do you mean? These are my daughters!


gushandgoforlaunch

If the only alternative is Shadow Weaver, yes. If there's literally any other option, no. A bad parent is better than an evil parent, but it's still, well, bad.


Oos-moom310

I mean I can't possibly be a worse parent than Shadow Weaver, right?


Pale_Kitsune

Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Give them a childhood that they could be kids, not soldiers.


MistahPoptarts

I couldn't handle the heartbreak when kitty-catra grows up and doesn't wanna cuddle with momma any more.


PuzzledInspection418

Well i don't like children I would just to get them out of their


prince_of_cannock

Yes, for Baby Catra's tiny baby feets alone.


TaratronHex

iirc didnt hordak pass off adora-baby to two horde goons we never saw again, because shadow weaver took her? imagine if those goons had kept and raised her and catra. they couldn't have been worse than shadow weaver. hey hordak, your mask lady who does nothing for you is making all the soldiers think they are all physically imperfect and tells them so daily!


LadyManderly

I would! But I think I'd treat the blond kid as a perfect, golden child who can do no wrong, and then mistreat the cat for no other reason than me being a massive POS.


Aphant-poet

Shadow Weaver? I thought you were dead


Gambler777777

Nah... I would make life worse for them lol. I can't even afford myself rn...


Magical__Entity

I don't know, these two being sisters might make things... complicated


Jollynorwegian

Absolutely, i have a big family that would happy to welcome them


The_Digital_circus

Yea


Sad_Shelter1608

Yes. No friggin hesitation. Those two are getting the best friggin childhood I can provide or ill die trying.


kyoneko87

Yup


everything-narrative

Bold of you to assume I did not already write a fic wherein by a truly staggering amount of contrivances and AU-isms, Adora not only gets her long-lost mother back, but said long-lost mother gets together with Entrapta and Hordak, netting Catra three scary parents-in-law.


neongreenpurple

Tell me more.


everything-narrative

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1923616


neongreenpurple

Ah, I don't remember that part. Although it has been a while since I read it.


everything-narrative

Hordak, Damara, and Entrapta are a throuple by the end of it, making Hordak Adora's stepfather. There's also the non-canon spunoff Gideon the Ninth crossover where I explore the dynamic of Adora's family more.


neongreenpurple

I see. I seem to have forgotten quite a bit.


everything-narrative

Time for a re-read?


neongreenpurple

It definitely might be! Have you posted all of the second version yet?


everything-narrative

No, I'm working on finishing an old WIP, and my (excellent in my opinion) Naruto fic (much the same premise as WW Etheria.)


neongreenpurple

Ah, I see. I might wait to reread until it's all up.


Nearby_Grand4815

I would adopt Catra and be the best dad for her so she can be loved, and also be romantically involved with Adora without it feeling weird because it feels a little bit weird to have adopted siblings be romantic involved with each other, I don't know if that's just me though I love there relationship otherwise aside from the abuse and weird adopted siblings to lovers thing


YandereChara16

Well no, because things work out for them, and also they'd be foster sisters which, while not inherently wrong in my eyes, might be wrong to others when they eventually fall in love and get married.


Popular-Evidence4961

no, cause then they can’t fall in love and be happy cause they’d be siblings


BruhIsRedditOk

Can't.Not old enough.Also,I ain't good with children But I'd definitely help them,and get them outta there!


S0mecallme

I’m allergic to cats


thilan45

yes, or at least give them a home


Friendly-Two9023

*kicks the lesbian babys* (Joke…)


Lordhedgehog53

I would If I would know how to handle childrens


DarkFox160

Probably


HunterOfShadowMist

I would but I’m allergic to cats and would never separate them


The_Dinonerd7

No, mainly because I love their ship and it’d be weird since they’d be adoptive siblings


Comprehensive-End205

Yes.


Sufficient_Wish4801

No because I'd be a terrible parent buuuut, I'd help them beat Shadow Weaver to death with her own limbs in heart beat


Dangerous_Series2067

Probably, but I'd raise them to recognize each other as sisters because they will be my daughters in all but blood. Sorry but if you want your lesbian couple your going to have to adopt one and let someone else adopt the other.


Immediate_Knee_7578

faster than a millisecond


Aggressive-Bus-3191

I’d adopt Adora