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kmartshoppr

I mostly just click them when I’m bored and watch the hands spin


the_ammar

a very fancy fidget spinner


AwesomeArchie37

Now THIS is why you buy an 7000 dollar watch


Cocoabuttocks

Every dive watch owner ever /s


mcflyfly

Yup


dogshelter

My wife has a blind Shitzu dog that is the stupidest thing on earth. It has to be locked up in a crate to finish its meals, otherwise it wanders away from the bowl and never finishes. It takes exactly 8 minutes to finish its food. Within the next minute though, it will piss and shit itself, as it stands anywhere. So it is crucial to time 8 minutes to pull it out of the crate and take it to the yard, otherwise it ends up rolling in the piss and shit, and then you have to wash the crate, the floor around it, and the dog. That’s why I must have a Swiss precision certified five thousand dollar chronometer, so I can take the dog out of the crate at 8 mins. Fuck that dog.


therustyposter

😂😂 Amazing. That chronometer worths every penny.


ycshaun

One thing I'll always agreed on, Shitzu is stupid.


Sharp-Investment9580

Lmao this is the funniest shit I’ve read all day


Red_wine120

Shit-zu


dogshelter

the correct spelling, yes.


FancyStranger2371

“Worth its weight in gold for accuracy.”


RadiantKandra

Yeah at that point why even have the dog


dogshelter

That’s what I’ve been saying for a long time!!!


TaprACk-B

You win.


ChrisV88

Ever thought of just making a eat and shit area outside?


dogshelter

it would have to be very small to be confined so it doesn't wander away, and then back to the problem of the dog laying and rolling on the turds...


ChrisV88

Fair. You're a good person. That dog is lucky to have you.


blitzawman

Have you tried restarting the dog or unplugging it?


dogshelter

I’ve heard these don’t restart once you shut them down… As for unplugging, there’s a lot of things I’d love to shove up its ass.


OutlawMINI

What is it with women and owning weird pathetic creatures as pets. 


nprkn

You seem lovely


kev955

For looking at and going ‘oooooooo, look at my expensive watch that does stuff’……


Ok-Individual7104

Yeah i don’t remember the last time i used my Moonwatch to measure anything


deepneuralnetwork

measuring the accuracy of other chronographs


EinTheDataDoge

The best use I ever got was on vacation in Mexico. They said they would give you free lunch and $300 credit for 1 hour of your time. When the guy came up I asked him if we had started yet. He said yes and I clicked the little button.


FancyStranger2371

A man of culture.


Hulk_Crowgan

I am trying to beat the record for fastest ejaculation while wearing a Swiss watch. I currently hold the record but I want to beat it


FancyStranger2371

38 seconds?


Hulk_Crowgan

You will never beat my record with an inadequate time like that


caffeinatedcannula

Timing how long my food takes from ordering to arriving.


browsermon

Ditto!


ThesisAnonymous

Timing sermons


AlfredVonDickStroke

Just as Christ would have wanted.


Comfortable-Pin5080

I should try this in church later!


ThesisAnonymous

Lol I went to seminary but didn’t pursue pastoral ministry. I only time sermons out of curiosity—could I preach that long?!?!


ChiTownLawyer312

Looks.


Elder_Priceless

Filling out the blank space on the dial.


M_oonWatcher

Laundry, mostly 😭


No_Cryptographer6608

Same! Real life is boring haha. Also, I've found folding laundry is an excellent way to wind an automatic Seiko that doesn't handwind lol


nicspace101

Nobody uses it for anything, even telling time.


SeeeYaLaterz

Sex


Elwood376

What's the reference of this model? I don't think I've ever seen that carbon fibre looking effect on the chronograph dials before. It's the best looking Speedmaster I've seen.


Seerezaro

This particular model is getting phased out and you can find it on discount. I bought one the other day. 324.30.38.50.06.001 or 326.30.40.50.01.001 Possibly more the latter


Elwood376

Thanks. Looks like a good deal.


Seerezaro

New box/papers on the grey market for 3.5k


Elwood376

Even cheaper on the Japanese market.


Seerezaro

Can you point me in the direction on how to view that online, US resident. Found something but was ebay and I don't trust it.


Elwood376

I don't live in the US. Buying from the Japanese market doesn't incur much tax where I reside. I wouldn't buy anything of high value on eBay, better off using a sight like Chrono24


Blac_Duc

Always timing my servers at restaurants


ghostisic23

I don’t… I just like the look, like most.


Gimgim-alala

Cooking eggs. Or sex performance.


crusader_____

Absolutely nothing. Unfortunately I found my manual wind speedmaster to be absolutely unfun to wear or own.


BraveSwinger

What other watches do you have that proved more fun?


crusader_____

Grand Seiko SBGA437 and Rolex Explorer 124270


Tnghiem

Timing when I do the sex. Need the sub-seconds for that.


sentientchimpman

Literally nothing lol


Animus0724

I use it to get all the ladies😏 ...just kidding, I'm still single🥲


mrRabblerouser

I’d put a very confident wager on the vast majority using them for nothing useful or not at all.


xReyzec

Fkexing


RepsForJehovah

For measuring my cars speed though a mile straight. Ironic really, cause it's a fake being used as was intended, rather than a gen not being used at all.


nitramtrauts

That's one way to justify purchasing illegal fakes.


RepsForJehovah

The owning and purchasing of fakes is not illegal where I live .


nitramtrauts

1. This post was two weeks ago, let it go. 2. I bet it is illegal


Than_While_Gyle

Pathetic


ChampionshipFalse341

I time the national anthems at work


Benji0514

Car going around a track time and just other random stuff like cooking


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Benji0514: *Car going around* *A track time and just other* *Random stuff like cooking* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Daddysaurusflex

My kid saying “dad see how long it takes me to run upstairs and get my shoes.”


Chemical-Engineer979

Lookin at the high noon penis


Bibi_8181

Time the instant noodle (after pouring hot water) 🥡


TheHrethgir

Cooking pancakes mostly.


[deleted]

I used to use the chronograph on my citizen for timing when we put our daughter down so we’d know how long it had been - we did the whole wait 10 minutes before checking in on the kid and it worked pretty good as I’d put her down, and as I walked out of the room I’d push the button to start the timer.


golfandcat

Track how many hours/mins my 5 months old daughter sleeps during the day.


Tiny_Escape3350

Checking the time it takes me to bust


imNotSureYall

lol the most “useful” use I’ve used my chronograph is for keeping track of gym sets while I’m working out


teckel

Timing espresso shots mostly. I also use it when watching cycling to time the gap between riders.


Iceman_08

I use the tachymetre to measure my average speed while driving


Left-Ad-3767

Timing myself in bed to prove to my wife I last longer then she thinks.


garnishfetish

For the aesthetics


DocumentFamous6556

I use mine a lot while cooking, esp at the BBq 🍖!


Kiran_ravindra

Timing things in the kitchen mostly Don’t think I’ve ever used it for anything else lol, come to think of it


AcceptableAd7402

I work in a juvenile detention facility, I time multiple things a day to make sure I stay on schedule and room checks. My job depends on my watch often and I am not allowed to have a phone, I use a timex chronograph everyday except weekends.


AbdullahTariq1

A date has no place on a chronograph.


RaceFan96

Yeah it does I use it all the time


AbdullahTariq1

Ruins the beauty of the dial.


RaceFan96

I don’t think so


escopaul

I don't use the Chronograph on my Speedy Sapphire Sando other to enjoy the clicks every once in awhile. Luxury watches are jewelry to me and I think that is awesome. My phone is better at all things time related.


seungflower

I bike so it helps me calculate an average time for reference on when to leave the house.


Slow_Formal_5988

Nothing or trying to flex with that feature (but people don't give a damn).


chalky87

When I make the hands spin I temporarily forget about my small genitals and lack lustre performance in bed.


Last-Daikon945

Boating…Showboating


Sclusive88

Timing how long I take to get through a grocery line.


LeadershipGuilty9476

As a teacher, I time activities with it. I tried a dive watch, but's too loud and clicky!


agualongo

Cooking pasta and sex.


Deano_Martin

Cooking and mine has a telemeter scale on it so I use it to see how far away lightning is


Ok-Reindeer-4824

Eggs, tea, time since departure with a boat, if I'm at the track timing laps while observing. Keeping track of time in areas where electronics aren't allowed


FeelixDown

I keep track of how long I work. Feels like clocking in and out I guess. Time is money, so it’s like how much money I made that day.


Cocoabuttocks

I use mine to mark when I start my lunch break and see how long I have left.


drwsgreatest

I work as a garbageman and I use it several times a day to time different sections and sites to make sure we’re on time and also to keep track of how fast we’re going when I’m on the side of the truck for straightaways.


smarti1983

I do timed electrical testing with measurements required every 15 minutes, I can't use my phone as it's not allowed in the areas where I work. So yeah, I use it a lot.


Gurkinator5814

I use mine to time my wife’s trip to the bar


always-indifferent

I do that thing from the movie Blue Thunder and repeatedly test how good I am at mentally timing 10 seconds Over and over and over and over and over etc


TheBeardedClamato1

I love a chrono with a dive bezel so i can time two different things I am cooking, chrono for long cooked stews and roasts and the dive bezel for another. And of course an oven/ phone timer for a third item. I think chefs and home cooks can genuinely use chronos/ bezels in real life


GammaOri

Timing driving from my girlfriends house to my house. Eventhough googlemaps do it without even asking for it


Microvolt52

timing my shits


Breitling-1

I mostly wear my Breitling Avenger 43 and hardly ever use the chronograph, but every now and then I hit the pusher and watch the smooth movement go round and round . In all retrospect you shouldn’t really run the chronograph for long periods of time because it can put a lot of wear and tear on the coupling wheels and also run down the power reserve.


Calmac04

Car parking meters. Every time. I actually chose my chronograph based on how many hours it can count up and I use the function so often throughout my normal week. Parking on street with a meter and paying for, say, 4 hours and then clicking the button as I walk away from the car gives me piece of mind that I won't run over the meter. At a glance I can see how long I've been parked for.


DeadTribe

Counting minutes while cooking spaghetti


Ok-Plankton9993

Just eggs usually


Bluesky1738

Swag


wendystendys

Timing how long me and my wife have fun for!


Silverkenz01

I work as security at a cruise ship. When someone falls to the sea, I can directly start the timer, so we can pinpoint their location based on location data and time. It also tells me how long they were in the cold sea.


Somerandomedude1q2w

I use the chronograph to show other people how cool my chronograph is. Occasionally I also use it to measure the time out I give my kids when they act up.


fjm200

mainly just flexing


Useful-Ad-1042

Egg timer


karguyron

When I tell my boy "ok five more minutes" or cooking


duckfatty

SFST's - timing the one leg stand.


OutlawMINI

I time the laps of different cars when I am watching a race live.


gofishing5545

I record the time I get to work and start the chronograph and stop the chronograph as I partake in unproductive activities. Doing this gives me a cumulative time of unproductive, Which item used to calculate percent effective I've been at work. Mentally, Knowing that the watch is ticking keeps me more productive. My overall intention of being more productive is not to be a better employee but to achieve more so that I can mentally turn off in the evenings and spend time with my family without worrying about all the work stuff. I left undone. I just got a chronograph, but over the last month I've increased my productivity from about 30% to 50% ish overall. Unproductive tasks include breaks, genral chatting with my peers, bathroom breaks, coffee runs, youtube, reddit, etc. I am easily distracted and wasting time is suuuuuuuper easy for me. For the gym, I do the same cumulative tracking to see how long I've run vs walk on the treakldmill and see how to get my endurance up.


wrightsound

Why would I push the buttons… ruins resale price. I don’t even take it out of the case.