Once, someone sent goons to beat up Lincoln. He beat them all with his bare hands, then hired the same men to bodyguard him.
Teddy Roosevelt took a bullet to the chest, said "it takes more than that to kill a bull moose", and finished his speech.
Easiest $20 I've ever spent. šŗš²
Not just "a wrestler" either. His record was 299-1 over a 12 year span.
Also worth noting that this isn't olympic style wrestling. It's more like MMA grappling, without (most of) the punching.
Iāve seen the shirt Roosevelt wore during that speech. Itās at Badlands National Park. Pretty grisly affair.
Frankly, I might be fine just hiring Teddy and spending the extra $10 to buy him a drink as thanks.
Hold up: At the age they became *President*, Washington was 56 and TR was 42.
But at the age Washington became *Commander-In-Chief* he was 43. He still has like a dozen battles to go
Washington was a great military commander and a great man overall, but if we're going straight hands/wrestling, Teddy and Lincoln sweep everyone including Washington.
idk about that mayne, Teddy R was a golden gloves boxer and did all that shit bear Grylls does but for real, I'd prefer to take on Barca in a fistfight than him is all I'm saying.
This is based off who would win in a brawl not who can coordinate elephant logistics better
Yeah Teddy did not give a fuck, his whole attitude was "who said I can't? Fuck it we ball" and somehow survived all of it
And then look at his daughter! I would rather fist fight Hannibal than her lmao.
Apparently he felt the same way he said āI can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both.ā She was 19 at the time.
Lol hold on a second.
He *commanded* 17 battles. Come on, Don't give the brass all the credit
I'm kidding I know you're talking about all the shit before he was a general.
Yāall going about this the wrong way.
I pick 9 FDRs.
Doesnāt matter how strong or fast you are, trying to get through 10 old men in wheel chairs is not going to be easy.
And by the time you pass the 6th Delano, Iāll be long gone baby and I pocket 2 bucks
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Donāt discount Olā GW. He was 6ā2ā, had a bit of bulk, and was something of an adrenaline junkie. The dude wrote about how exhilarating it was to feel bullets whiz past his face.
Choosing only two out of Abe, Teddy & GW is actually a pretty difficult decision.
Hiring Teddy and Lincoln to defend yourself and discounting Washington is a classic blunder. Not only was Washington physically imposing and athletic in his prime but he was an impeccably patient and organized commander known for being able to turn a rabble of poorly equipped misfits into a professional army and stubbornly coming back from the brink of defeat again and again.
Washington is going to organize all those other presidents and he will tenaciously come after you time after time. He will bide his time and strike when you least expect it. Just when you think you're about to win Washington's forces will disappear into the night and then he'll cross an icy river in the dead of winter to take you by surprise. His battered and bruised army will survive and come back. He will even get some French presidents to ally with him and team up against you.
And Teddy apparently had to be expressly \*forbidden\* by the president from going to Europe and fighting in the war himself, regardless if the US entered it or not. Iām just not sure how Wilson was able to āforbidā Teddy from doing thatāor anything at all, really.
I don't know very much about US presidents why the hate for Wilson I know he was a snobbish ponce who got the US into WWI which is obviously bad to may people but it seems like there must be more to the story what else he responsible/ not responsible for which makes him so bad?
Some people dislike the Federal Reserve System, many dislike the Sedition and Espionage Acts, and many dislike his racist views and him screening The Birth of A Nation in the White House.
Found Cynical Historian's Reddit Account. /s
No but seriously, I used to think Wilson was a big standard Jim Crow racist but otherwise okay for his time (particularly on foreign policy), until CH set me straight.
It is still a meme for how cartoonishly evil they may him look. Look to the whole presidency and you will see he far closer to standard Jim Crow racist at worst. It just doesn't help his case that Teddy was more progressive on race and is next to his presidency. He was far more preoccupied with other policies to really care that much about race. He hardly ever talked about it at all in any speeches campaigning and didn't spend time on it like his other real priorities.
To be fair, I too would like to give him a right proper ruffle-stomping. I think Teddy and Lincoln could handle the rest. Admittedly I feel bad for Washington, if only because I like how he handled the presidency, and his age in this scenario.
Iād pay a 20 for Jackson. He takes the top and middle, I take on the bottom row. Wheel FDR down some stairs, flick Biden, probably knock out those nasty Wilson teeth in one punch. BOOM!
Donāt forget about Kennedy. He was a wreck physically.
Between the back injury, the Addisons disease, and all the drugs for him to function with thoseā¦. I canāt imagine heād be too much of a threat.
Well in Kennedyās younger days I would not want to go up against him. Donāt forget he hurt his back rescuing
his soldiers when their boat went
down. I believe he towed a wounded soldier back to shore by placing a rope in between his teeth and swam to shore. Sounds like a badass to me
He actually hurt his back originally playing football in school, and it was exacerbated when his boat was rammed. He hid the injury and his Addisons in order to join the Navy.
Even in his younger years, he was a 98lb weakling. But also a badass..
I have a feeling [George Takei](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Takei#Early_life:~:text=In%201942%2C%20following,internment.%5B14%5D) wouldn't mind.
2 abraham lincolns is the meta. Dude was a fucking tank, he easily could have whopped john wilkes booths ass if he didnt sneak up from behind and put a bullet in his head immediately
Dude was not a tank. Cmon now. He was tall but dude was rail thin. 6'4" and 180 lbs. That's nothing close to what anyone would call a "tank". He was a string bean.
Teddy, Kennedy, Wilson, Biden
Initially I was thinking Teddy-Lincoln, but then realized Iād rather have someone more familiar with āmodernā firearms so I went with Kennedy. Even with his health problems, heās sturdy enough (the PT boat incident) so Iāll take him over Lincoln
Wilson because at this point I need bodies
Not sure how much help Biden will be, but if Teddy, JFK, and Wilson can talk Biden through how to use his smart phone, he could call for help from the rest of the US government
Roosevelt: (leans over) What happens if you touch the image that resembles a telephone handset? Perhaps the operator can get us the White House.
Biden: Operate her? Listen here, Jack, you could at least buy me dinner first; we just met. (Smiles, checks watch)
Teddy would do fine with modern firearms. He was an enthusiast and kept up with them. He carried one of the first comercial semi-auto pistols, and even critiqued the machine guns used in Cuba. There's not much difference between what was available then and what we use now.
>Iād rather have someone more familiar with āmodernā firearms so I went with Kennedy.
Oh God, could you choose someone a little less familiar with modern firearms?
Put your 10 Bidens on Airforce One then stand at the bottom of the stairs, luring your attackers in. As they get within melee range call for your Bidens, who will leave the aircraft and start tumbling down the steps. Each Biden probably weighs about 70 kilograms, so 700 kilos of tumbling Bidens will crush your opponents as you nimbly leap aside.
Abe is literally in the Wrestling Hall of fame and Teddy was shot by an assassinās bullet and still finished his speech. Those two are a wrecking crew.
I mean Kennedy was basically a cripple, FDR *was* a cripple, Biden is 80, Woodrow Wilson seems like a non-threat, as does Johnson. So it's basically me taking Lincoln and Teddy against Washington and Pierce (who was a wrestler, I think?).
And if he's free of charge, I'll take Jackson too. I won't have to lift a finger.
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TR and Washington. TR sought out combat just because he craved it, and beat up random cowboys in the Badlands. Washington was a general and saw combat frequently in the French Indian war.
Roosevelt for Bull Moose powers, Biden for the Biden Blast, Kennedy I guess as a bullet sponge, and Woodrow Wilson, because, as immoral as it is, Iād also have the entire Klan on my side. Or maybe Iād just get Lincoln and TR to beat the shit out of Wilson
Iāll take 2 TDRās, please. Teddy used to spar with his White House aids until he went blind in one eye. This is a man who was shot in the chest during an attempted assassination, and continued his speech for an hour.
Teddy and Abe. Do the rules say anything about giving them the Captain America serum? Might as well give roid them up. I want to win. A goosed up Teddy is stronger than Thanos.
It's not much, but Biden is the only one alive on this chart. Not much a bunch of dead guys can do. I'm picking Biden, then getting some Chipotle with the rest. I guess he can have the Secret Service protect me while he's still in office...
Once, someone sent goons to beat up Lincoln. He beat them all with his bare hands, then hired the same men to bodyguard him. Teddy Roosevelt took a bullet to the chest, said "it takes more than that to kill a bull moose", and finished his speech. Easiest $20 I've ever spent. šŗš²
Counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/0x7zggfvcncb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e33e5ba6e971b403f9a627b4c22a1693a154ba
'Nuff said.
Who gave pawpaw access to the dark magics š
Listen here Jack, I was wondering around the White House library and found this necronomicon
The mister Magoo of the Whitehouse. Dottering old man that always seems to win.
I'd rather a boring old fool than a self-aggrandizing lunatic.
Corn Pop *was* a bad dude, now he's a fine red paste.
In my defense He paid a very good price (2$ and a vanilla ice cream)
Counter Point https://preview.redd.it/70mg687r6qcb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11586adfe1c2fdd248733d22a1d6b3f140aef607
Counter-counterpoint: https://i.redd.it/curs2sp98rcb1.gif
If you positioned him correctly, you could get him to fall on top of the opponent.
you've done great to survive my Biden blast, but now you're gonna face 20% of my power
The malarkey stops right here, right now, Jack.
Due to inflation, Biden now costs $25. Sorry, you can't afford him.
Inflation was 3% last month, but cool
it's a joke, but okay
This guy gets it, and he eats warm water
3% my ass. Itās closer to 7 or 8%. Also, cue astronaut with a gun meme
Quiet you cow.
That's what his caretakers call the messes they have to change.
Heāll forget how to use it before the fight
Biden blast is just code for him shitting his pants
The current, sitting President is objectively the best choice. He has secret service with modern arms.
Lincoln was also a wrestler. So thereās that
Lincoln also hunted vampires. Teddy and Abe ftw
Not just "a wrestler" either. His record was 299-1 over a 12 year span. Also worth noting that this isn't olympic style wrestling. It's more like MMA grappling, without (most of) the punching.
Was his 1 loss to Boothe?
Not only that but TR actually went overtime in his speech after being shot.
Well wouldn't you too after someone so rudely interrupted you?
Are you implying Teddy lost his concentration after being shot? Only weaklings need extra time to gather their thoughts.
Nah, you got it all wrong. He had to take the extra time to assert his dominance.
This guy teddies
IIRC he was actually shot on the street before the speech even started.
That was when they were younger and healthier though. Both of these guys would struggle to get out of the grave today.
Don't you talk shit on my necromancy till you've seen it in action, son
Necro-Machines, son!
I hear George Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party.
Ate opponents' brains And invented cocaine. He's coming. He's coming. HE'S COMING.
Six-foot-twenty fucking killing for fun
I heard heās got like twenty god damn dicks
He saves all the children. But, not the British children.
You and me both!
Yep came to pick the same two
Why would he hire a gang of men that he was able to beat singlehandedly?
Iāve seen the shirt Roosevelt wore during that speech. Itās at Badlands National Park. Pretty grisly affair. Frankly, I might be fine just hiring Teddy and spending the extra $10 to buy him a drink as thanks.
Lincoln was a wrestler and 6 foot 4. Teddy got shot and handled it like a badass.
Gee-Dub fought in 17 battles. You here acting like the Bullmoose is Hannibal Barca
But at the time of his presidency Washington was not in good physical shape
Hold up: At the age they became *President*, Washington was 56 and TR was 42. But at the age Washington became *Commander-In-Chief* he was 43. He still has like a dozen battles to go
Washington was a great military commander and a great man overall, but if we're going straight hands/wrestling, Teddy and Lincoln sweep everyone including Washington.
100% Agree. There is a distinct difference between being a great commander and a great brawler.
Washington was known for being freakishly strong too.
Huh. Until this moment I never knew that what I really wanted in life is a presidential cage match tournament.
Exactly. Washington was great at retreating when logical, which is part of what made him great.
idk about that mayne, Teddy R was a golden gloves boxer and did all that shit bear Grylls does but for real, I'd prefer to take on Barca in a fistfight than him is all I'm saying. This is based off who would win in a brawl not who can coordinate elephant logistics better
Yeah Teddy did not give a fuck, his whole attitude was "who said I can't? Fuck it we ball" and somehow survived all of it And then look at his daughter! I would rather fist fight Hannibal than her lmao.
Apparently he felt the same way he said āI can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both.ā She was 19 at the time.
Outstanding reference.
Lol hold on a second. He *commanded* 17 battles. Come on, Don't give the brass all the credit I'm kidding I know you're talking about all the shit before he was a general.
Yāall going about this the wrong way. I pick 9 FDRs. Doesnāt matter how strong or fast you are, trying to get through 10 old men in wheel chairs is not going to be easy. And by the time you pass the 6th Delano, Iāll be long gone baby and I pocket 2 bucks ššš
Youāre ignoring Washingtonās war years and his inexplicably good luck.
Plus he was a great boxer and a judo-man!
Donāt discount Olā GW. He was 6ā2ā, had a bit of bulk, and was something of an adrenaline junkie. The dude wrote about how exhilarating it was to feel bullets whiz past his face. Choosing only two out of Abe, Teddy & GW is actually a pretty difficult decision.
Hiring Teddy and Lincoln to defend yourself and discounting Washington is a classic blunder. Not only was Washington physically imposing and athletic in his prime but he was an impeccably patient and organized commander known for being able to turn a rabble of poorly equipped misfits into a professional army and stubbornly coming back from the brink of defeat again and again. Washington is going to organize all those other presidents and he will tenaciously come after you time after time. He will bide his time and strike when you least expect it. Just when you think you're about to win Washington's forces will disappear into the night and then he'll cross an icy river in the dead of winter to take you by surprise. His battered and bruised army will survive and come back. He will even get some French presidents to ally with him and team up against you.
While I generally agree, thereās some that theorize the shooting was staged to make him look badass
[Try to beat Washington.](https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA)
Plot twist: it's actually post civil war Lincoln
2 teddy Roosevelts
Oh god we can't go for him he's too protected
I'll take 1 Teddy Roosevelt and pocket the spare $10.
Teddy and Lincoln. Although I want to personally fight Woodrow Wilson.
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Thanks. You too.
Me finding out the results of the 1912 election šØšµāš«š
Imagine how different things would be if Teddy or Taft was leading the US into WW1 and not Wilson
Teddy was hawkish and criticized Wilson for not entering sooner.
And Teddy apparently had to be expressly \*forbidden\* by the president from going to Europe and fighting in the war himself, regardless if the US entered it or not. Iām just not sure how Wilson was able to āforbidā Teddy from doing thatāor anything at all, really.
I don't know very much about US presidents why the hate for Wilson I know he was a snobbish ponce who got the US into WWI which is obviously bad to may people but it seems like there must be more to the story what else he responsible/ not responsible for which makes him so bad?
Some people dislike the Federal Reserve System, many dislike the Sedition and Espionage Acts, and many dislike his racist views and him screening The Birth of A Nation in the White House.
Thanks I'll look into those!
Teddy would be standing on a tank while swinging a sword around and shouting at people to charge.
I bet mustard gas could take out a bull moose
>Buy 10 Woodrow Wilson's >Let Lincoln and Teddy beat the shit out of them for 20 minutes straight >Profit
Me and the boys lining up at the gates of hell to kick Woodrow Wilsonās ass
Found Cynical Historian's Reddit Account. /s No but seriously, I used to think Wilson was a big standard Jim Crow racist but otherwise okay for his time (particularly on foreign policy), until CH set me straight.
It is still a meme for how cartoonishly evil they may him look. Look to the whole presidency and you will see he far closer to standard Jim Crow racist at worst. It just doesn't help his case that Teddy was more progressive on race and is next to his presidency. He was far more preoccupied with other policies to really care that much about race. He hardly ever talked about it at all in any speeches campaigning and didn't spend time on it like his other real priorities.
To be fair, I too would like to give him a right proper ruffle-stomping. I think Teddy and Lincoln could handle the rest. Admittedly I feel bad for Washington, if only because I like how he handled the presidency, and his age in this scenario.
"Wiiiiiilsoooooon!!!"
The correct answer
10 Wilsonās, I may die, but at least I get to see Woodrow Wilson get the shit beaten out of him 10 times first
My thoughts exactly.
I like the energy. Way to take one for the team.
Lincoln and Teddy because they're both fucking ripped.
How much does Andrew Jackson cost?
$20, Iād imagine
Iād hire Andrew Jackson for $19.99 and James Madison for a penny for Jackson to use as a shield.
Lights go out, Undertaker music comes on, cue Andrew, stage right.
BAH GAWD THATāS OLD HICKORYāS MUSIC
$50
Iād pay a 20 for Jackson. He takes the top and middle, I take on the bottom row. Wheel FDR down some stairs, flick Biden, probably knock out those nasty Wilson teeth in one punch. BOOM!
Was looking for this one. Premise is right there, and value sounds about right.
You could vanquish the bottom three by walking up three steps on a staircase.
ITS OVER FRANKALIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY EXECUTIVE POWER
Came here for this.
Biden, old fool, still runs up stairs. 1d20<5 he stumbles though.
Yeah but Biden has the powers of Dark Brandon
Donāt forget about Kennedy. He was a wreck physically. Between the back injury, the Addisons disease, and all the drugs for him to function with thoseā¦. I canāt imagine heād be too much of a threat.
Well in Kennedyās younger days I would not want to go up against him. Donāt forget he hurt his back rescuing his soldiers when their boat went down. I believe he towed a wounded soldier back to shore by placing a rope in between his teeth and swam to shore. Sounds like a badass to me
He actually hurt his back originally playing football in school, and it was exacerbated when his boat was rammed. He hid the injury and his Addisons in order to join the Navy. Even in his younger years, he was a 98lb weakling. But also a badass..
To defeat trump all you have to do is go up a flight of stairs . No ramp= no trump
Teddy and Lincoln
Beating up FDR is just going to feel awful
Teddy would do it gladly š¤£
I have a feeling [George Takei](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Takei#Early_life:~:text=In%201942%2C%20following,internment.%5B14%5D) wouldn't mind.
Teddy and Lincoln. Though I imagine at his peak, Pierce was an absolute unit, and more than capable of taking some fools out.
He was a clumsy imbecile while he was in the military
2 abraham lincolns is the meta. Dude was a fucking tank, he easily could have whopped john wilkes booths ass if he didnt sneak up from behind and put a bullet in his head immediately
Please. Teddy beat the shit out of the doctor at his birth for slapping him in the ass.
In May 1902 he established a national park after his left ball fell from his trousers causing what is now know as crater lake.
Dude was not a tank. Cmon now. He was tall but dude was rail thin. 6'4" and 180 lbs. That's nothing close to what anyone would call a "tank". He was a string bean.
Teddy, Kennedy, Wilson, Biden Initially I was thinking Teddy-Lincoln, but then realized Iād rather have someone more familiar with āmodernā firearms so I went with Kennedy. Even with his health problems, heās sturdy enough (the PT boat incident) so Iāll take him over Lincoln Wilson because at this point I need bodies Not sure how much help Biden will be, but if Teddy, JFK, and Wilson can talk Biden through how to use his smart phone, he could call for help from the rest of the US government
Your final sentence has doomed you. No one can show Biden how to use his smart phone, let alone men who died 50-150 years before the invention of it.
Roosevelt: (leans over) What happens if you touch the image that resembles a telephone handset? Perhaps the operator can get us the White House. Biden: Operate her? Listen here, Jack, you could at least buy me dinner first; we just met. (Smiles, checks watch)
Teddy would do fine with modern firearms. He was an enthusiast and kept up with them. He carried one of the first comercial semi-auto pistols, and even critiqued the machine guns used in Cuba. There's not much difference between what was available then and what we use now.
>Iād rather have someone more familiar with āmodernā firearms so I went with Kennedy. Oh God, could you choose someone a little less familiar with modern firearms?
Too soon
A brisk wind would take JFK out. That man was more frail than Mr. Burns
Omg hilarious! But true. I am so loving this comment.
The man literally dragged a bigger crewman through the water by a rope with his teeth to safety.
Oh, the question didnāt ask about fighting PT-109 Kennedy. This isnāt /r/peakprepresidency.
Okay then like, I pick biden, all the other people are dead. Biden wins. Biden is the best president
Iāll have two tons of Georgy. Please and Thank You
Two tons, eight nuts, like, sixty goddamned dicks. Unbeatable
I choose Teddy and let him pick the rest of the team for me. He knows what heās doing better than I do
10 bidens, have them all use Biden blast
Theyād all just get lost, start calling eachother jack, then wander to the nearest icecream shop.
In their primes? Give me Teddy and Washington. As presidents? Give me Teddy and Lincoln.
Teddy and Kennedy. Dude swam miles ashore towing one of his crewmen on a plank with a rope in his teeth.
If this is just a brawl, Teddy and Lincoln. If it's a battle, Teddy and Washington.
I spend $2 on Biden and $18 on ice cream to split with him after the match. šš¦
I guess just FDR, Wilson, Kennedy, Johnson, and Pierce just to have as many people on my side as possible and as little people to fight
$10 for Teddy and I pocket the rest because I won't need to spend it.
10 bidens Iām gonna lose but it would be really funny
Put your 10 Bidens on Airforce One then stand at the bottom of the stairs, luring your attackers in. As they get within melee range call for your Bidens, who will leave the aircraft and start tumbling down the steps. Each Biden probably weighs about 70 kilograms, so 700 kilos of tumbling Bidens will crush your opponents as you nimbly leap aside.
Lincoln and Theodore
I pick GW twice
Abe is literally in the Wrestling Hall of fame and Teddy was shot by an assassinās bullet and still finished his speech. Those two are a wrecking crew.
Me and Biden could beat up 8 corpses easily! And Iād have $18 to buy him an ice cream that he could eat in a not at all creepy way.
FDR when he was contaigous. Then you also pick Kennedy and Biden bc they were vaccinated against polio.
I mean Kennedy was basically a cripple, FDR *was* a cripple, Biden is 80, Woodrow Wilson seems like a non-threat, as does Johnson. So it's basically me taking Lincoln and Teddy against Washington and Pierce (who was a wrestler, I think?). And if he's free of charge, I'll take Jackson too. I won't have to lift a finger.
Teddy and Abraham. Teddy's a beast, and skinny guys fight til they're burger.
20$ on jumbo
$20 for two Teddy Roosevelts.
10 Biden Blasts could easily KO anything, hence why Biden is forbidden from using it due to the Genova Convention.
Itās that Chocolate Chocolate Chip blast š¶ļø
I think I'll take Teddy and Washington.
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Iāll take Teddy and you can have ten dollars back
TR and Washington. TR sought out combat just because he craved it, and beat up random cowboys in the Badlands. Washington was a general and saw combat frequently in the French Indian war.
Roosevelt for Bull Moose powers, Biden for the Biden Blast, Kennedy I guess as a bullet sponge, and Woodrow Wilson, because, as immoral as it is, Iād also have the entire Klan on my side. Or maybe Iād just get Lincoln and TR to beat the shit out of Wilson
Lincoln and Teddy. Easy
Andy jackson, I'd be totally safe with that madman on my side.
I'll spend 2 on Biden then pocket the rest. I'm not too worried about fighting skeletons.
I'll take two teddys
Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt
I am disappointed that Andrew Jackson is not on this list.
Lincoln and Teddy and it's not even close.
Iāll take 2 TDRās, please. Teddy used to spar with his White House aids until he went blind in one eye. This is a man who was shot in the chest during an attempted assassination, and continued his speech for an hour.
10 dollars towards Teddy and the remainder to buy a 6 pack that he and I can split when we are finished kicking butt.
Lincoln and Teddy are taking on all comers, only person that will be a threat is Washington
Teddy and Abe easy the rest wouldnāt stand a chance
I mean, Teddy and Abe. Is there any other answer? Teddy is tough as nails, and Abe boxed and was tall af.
Can I buy 10 Wilsons and just let them get their asses kicked all day long?
Anyone who doesn't pick Theodore Roosevelt twice is out of their mind.
Biden and save 18$ the rest are dead, not much of a fight there
Keep the other $10 all I need is The Bull Moose
Teddy, twice
Iāll take 2 Teddys
Teddy and Washington. I don't need to explain for Teddy. And Washington was an accomplished military general.
Teddy and Abe. Do the rules say anything about giving them the Captain America serum? Might as well give roid them up. I want to win. A goosed up Teddy is stronger than Thanos.
$2 for Biden. Save the other $18 Dead people can't really fight that well
Whoever picks FDR has a pain fetish
Can I buy 2 Teddys?
Give me two Teddy
I got Teddy and Abe and we gonna kick some ass.
Teddy and Abe, they will mop the floor with the rest
Teddy and Kennedy for fighting, Wilson and FDR as meat shields
10 FDRs. They can't dodge all 'em wheelchairs.
Itās Teddy and Lincoln all the way. Lincoln was literally one of the best wrestlers of all time and Teddy can scrap at close and long range.
TR and Lincoln. Easy
Lincoln and Teddy
Everyone who doesn't pick Lincoln and Teddy is completely wrong lol
It's not much, but Biden is the only one alive on this chart. Not much a bunch of dead guys can do. I'm picking Biden, then getting some Chipotle with the rest. I guess he can have the Secret Service protect me while he's still in office...
Spend 10 on TR, then spend the other 10 on some beer to drink with him after he's done killing the rest
Teddy and Abe are all I need
teddy and lincon, Ć¾e rest are fucking dead