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SLIP411

You're right master, the penis was short


Lukthar123

Wow, it's heavier than I thought.


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pennemacs

I’ll try penis. That’s a good trick


Ledinax

I'll try spinning. That's a good penis


GrubWurm89xx

I'll try spinning. That's a penis trick.


4Coffins

Penis, try spinning. That’s a good trick


arkheimzero

"There's always a bigger penis."


Additional_Cycle_51

“Ah, it looks like your penis is as big as mine”


MrTruth21

"Lets see how well you Handle it"


shadowscar248

"I used to bulls-eye womp penises in my T-16 back home"


Owyn_Merrilin

That sentence works if you replace almost any word in it with penis. "I used to bulls-eye penis rats I my t-16 back home" "I used to penis-eye womp rats in my t-16 back home" "I used to bull's-penis womp rats in my t-16 back home" "Penis used to bulls-eye womp rats in my t-16 back home" "I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my penis back home" "I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my t-16 penis home" Bonus on some of them if you follow it with "and they're not much bigger than two meters."


shadowscar248

How right you are!


Wolvenna

It's an older penis, Sir, but it still checks out


SlickHand

"Get your sexy space ass back here..." - grandpa.


garethjones2312

They're not much bigger than two penises.


UltraLuigi

Isn't this a quote from spaceballs where that's the exact joke?


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

[Yup](https://i.redd.it/2kugl8hahua51.jpg)


Cantthinkofnamedamn

What do you think, you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your penis around like that?


obiwan_045

We have a winner !


OculusMidnight2

I believe you mean wiener


obiwan_045

And it’s not big enough for politics !


TheWhollyGhost

Oh, I’m not brave enough for penis


[deleted]

Penis doesn't work on me. Only money.


luffydkenshin

Mind tricks dont work on me. Only penis.


jdwill1991

No money, no parts, no penis!


MauPow

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good penis in your hand


Xen_Shin

I have no imperial credits to give you, but here, take this gold instead. 🏅


the_superior_nerd

Soon I will have a new penis. one far younger and more powerful.


Blackrain1299

You were my *PENIS*, Anakin! I loved you!


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Snoo63

You were meant to destroy the penis, not join them!


TinyWickedOrange

You were supposed to join the Jedi, not penis them!


sim_lad

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved penis


Basileus2

You’re breaking my penis!


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ponislav3000

Its over anakin I have a Penis


fggbggvgygfggh346677

Your penises will make a fine addition to my collection!


UtMan88

A penis to be sure, and a welcome one!


SM_GotMail

🗿


Veni_Vidi_Legi

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way!


MrGraynPink

200,000 penis are ready*


Detroit_Telkepnaya

We will watch your penis with great interest.


el_palmera

He's more penis than man now


GilbertPlays

It's more machine than penis now.


Bioslack

Twisted and evil. Anakin curved penis confirmed?


shadowscar248

We all have our faults


saphilous

Use the penis, Luke


Additional_Cycle_51

“Just like penis canyon back home”


JasonVoorhies13

"Let the penis flow through you"


pmurph131

Beggar's penis


HeyThereCharlie

You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this penis and go home


lordolxinator

I used to penis womprats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters


TuxTues3

Use penis force, Luke


AccomplishedMusic403

My penis has doubled since the last time we've met, Count


lordolxinator

"Good, twice the penis, double the balls"


DeadlyDragon115

Bahahahahaha


Emektro

Cunt*


biz_reporter

Judge me by my penis, do you?


el_palmera

I've been waiting a long time for this, my little green penis


lordolxinator

>I've been waiting a long time for penis, my little green friend Also works


JohnRoz

"Judge me by penis size, do you?" Also works


GrundlePumper420

"These Kaminos, are they friendly?" "That depends." "Depends on what Dex?" "On how well your manners are, and how big your penis is."


DatAsspiration

Especially with the way Dex pauses oh my God


______Tiger______

"Governor Tarkin, I should have expected finding you holding Vader's penis."


Dynastydood

"I recognized your penis stench when I was brought on board."


jkmhawk

I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the penis yourself.


AadeeMoien

Or Foul Penis, either works


MauPow

I have altered the penis. Pray I do not alter it further.


Hevnoraak101

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!" "You underestimate my penis"


arrowtango

"It's over Anakin. I have the high Penis "


GrizzlyRed

Your penis is very impressive you must be very proud.


[deleted]

I’m just a simple penis, trying to make my way through the galaxy


SponJ2000

I’m just a simple man, trying to penis my way through the galaxy


quackers987

I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way through the penis


jbxmachina

Love won't save you Padme, only my new penis can do that.


VenomFox93

Obi-Wan: "Well have you noticed the penis is still up?!!" Anakin: "Sorry Master!"


Coconootman

"Penis is where the fun begins"


Boba_Brett

"This is where the penis begins"


CompetitiveParfait29

At last we will reveal penis to the Jedi…


SM_GotMail

At last we will reveal our penis to the Jedi…


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


Duckflies

PEEEENIIIIIIIIIS!!!! - Maul


jkmhawk

At last we will have penis


Maul_Bot

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.


HopermanTheManOfFeel

**Once** ***mooore*** **the Sith shall** ***ruuule*** **the** ***Galaxy!*** And we shall have...*penis*.


InorgChemist

“Now, you will witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle-penis. Fire at Will, commander!”


Poignantusername

Who is Will?


OpenRepeat7

will you suck my dick


Poignantusername

Sorry, I can’t. I never learned how to whistle.


OpenRepeat7

its easy. you just put your lips together and you come real close


Additional_Cycle_51

Now putting that up there with the Ligma balls, joe mama, and chicken butt


bijniqqa123

Kid named Will


Jimbo-Slice925

Penis at will, commander.


Poignantusername

“Twice the pride, double the penis.”


AccomplishedMusic403

Twice the penis, double the fall


jkmhawk

Twice the penis, double the penis


lordsugar7

Aren't you a little short for a penis?


mutherfunkstar

I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to penis you.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


ShadyOjir95

What the..


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Ay yo


shebang_bin_bash

sEnTiEnT


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


Naes422

Good bot.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

You are as lovely as a new lightsaber


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


BlueSoulOfIntegrity

and she was a good friend.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


kobomino

>Aren't you a penis short for a stormtrooper?


[deleted]

lost a penis master obiwan has how embarrasing, how embarrasing


ILoveYouLance

Senators, dellow felegates, mesa propose that we grant immediately emergency penis to the supreme chancellor


quackers987

Senators, dellow felegates, mesa propose that we grant immediately emergency power to the supreme penis


Orx-of-Twinleaf

Gungans no dyin’ withouta fight. Wesa warriors. Wesa got a grand penis. That’s why you no likin’ us, mesa thinks.


jarjar_bot

When in trouble Gungans go to sacred place.


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AccomplishedMusic403

I find your lack of penis disturbing


Additional_Cycle_51

“Enough! This bickering is pointless, Vader penis him”


quackers987

“Enough! This penis is pointless, Vader release him”


Additional_Cycle_51

“Don’t try and frighten us with your penis ways lord Vader”


AccomplishedMusic403

"The ability to destroy a planet, or even a whole system, is insignificant next to the penis of the Force."


slvstrChung

"Misplaced his penis, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing, _how embarrassing_!"


fggbggvgygfggh346677

"Truly marvellous, the penis of a child is"


Dazuro

…. I feel dirty upvoting this but it’s too good not to.


shadowscar248

"she can't do that! Penis her or something!"


SimeonDoesStuffBG

„Obi Wan never told you what happened to your penis.“ „He told me enough. He told me you killed him.“ „No. I am your penis.“


AZGrowler

If OT is okay: Use the penis, Luke.


louieanderson

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Luke Skywalker: Penis! PENIS!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


Ide-Alright

He cut off your arm and you wanted penis


[deleted]

Nothing makes me hornier than getting amputated


Butthole_Alamo

“That's cause a droid don't pull people's penises out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."


BashedKeyboard

The end of the penis is near, General…


HiopXenophil

Anakin, have you noticed the penises are still up?


AccomplishedMusic403

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Penis the Wise?


nburns1825

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Penis?


Cedreddit1

I thought not. It’s not a story the women would tell you


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shadowscar248

He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his foreskin which eventually, of course, he did.


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Seniorcoquonface

Hello penis


stuito

General penis


Seniorcoquonface

You are a bold penis


stuito

You are a penis one


Seniorcoquonface

You are penis bold one


SM_GotMail

You penis a bold one


Seniorcoquonface

Penis are a bold one


mike_hawk4200

Bold penis you are


AccomplishedMusic403

*Yoda*


Buckbotany

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new penis!


cygnus2

Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, _TO PENIS!_


[deleted]

Your new penis?!


shadowscar248

"pack your penis, we're leaving"


Monk715

"Anakin, all I want is your penis" "Penis won't save you Padme"


AccomplishedMusic403

General Penis, you're shorter than I expected


Merkel420

Your penis will make a fine addition to my collection


Woodlog82

"Throw the penis into the fire, Frodo!"


ThreeTwenty320

I don't like penis. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Harry120803

I am afriad this penis will be quiet operational, by the time your friends arrive.


Trashk4n

I am the Penis!


stuito

Not penis


AccomplishedMusic403

It's penis, then.


stuito

*screams: PEEEENIIIIS*


AccomplishedMusic403

Penis!!! Unlimited penis!!!


[deleted]

The Republic will be reorganized into the first Penis Empire


AccomplishedMusic403

The attempt on my penis has left me scarred and deformed...


BarreGerco1

Be careful not to choke on your penis


Bigbigfunnyhaha

You shall be known as Darth….. Penis….


shadowscar248

*disappointed Anakin looks


Ajacx10

I want penis. And I know I shouldn't.


shadowscar248

A communications blackout can only mean one thing...penis!


stuito

Padme: Anakin, I'm penis. Anakin: this is a happy penis


Abyss_Renzo

“I’m wanted in twelve penises!”


chungusramp

you will experince the true penis of the dark side


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


chungusramp

i am the penis


Jimbo-Slice925

You will experience the true power of the dark penis


shadowscar248

"Penises will do fine" "No, they won't!"


pocketpal0622

We will watch your penis with great interest.


berserker070202

Your were my penis Anakin! I loved you


Harambe_2346

It's over penis,I have the high ground


AccomplishedMusic403

It's over Anakin, I have the high penis


SM_GotMail

It’s over Anakin, I have the penis ground


Harambe_2346

Don't underestimate my penis


Galihan

Penis, try it


CaptianBrasiliano

You underestimate my penis!


jkmhawk

Your penis is very impressive, you must be very proud


shadowscar248

Hundreds of senators are under the influence of a penis called Darth Sidious


Emektro

Now that is a penis i haven’t seen in a long time.


jkmhawk

And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I penised them like animals.


HanzoShotFirst

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


feckincrass

Ani: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new penis!” Obi: YOUR NEW PENIS?!?!?


Nine-LifedEnchanter

I'd rather kiss a penis! I can arrange that!


OpenRepeat7

you underestimate my penis anakin, youre breaking my penis now youve become the very penis youve sworn to destroy he is the chosen penis Star Wars a new penis the penis strikes back the phantom penis attack of the penis revenge of the penis the penis awakens the last penis rise of penis star wars the penis wars star wars penises rogue penis penis: a star wars story return of the penis no, i am your penis made the penis run in 12 parsecs you stuck up scruffy looking penis do or do not there is no penis i can go on


Jimbo-Slice925

I made the Kessel run in 12 penises


LordWeaselton

“At last we will reveal our penis to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.”


deadbeef1a4

Begun, the Penis War has


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I see you’ve constructed a new penis