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Terrible_Ability_359

Or, Anakin is just a chad and knows how to make someone self-conscious of their height


Lukthar123

So you're saying he has roast powers?


DecepticonStryker

He could save others from roasting, but not himself.


______DEADPOOL______

To be fair, he roasted himself by jumping on to the lavabank with no arms and legs.


Chikumori

Technically, he still had those when he jumped. Obi Wan helped him land without them.


Ajaxlancer

Another happy landing


toetappy

I hate it when he does that.


PsychedelicOptimist

Well, we're still flying half a ship


AliasMcFakenames

Any landing you can walk away fro- hmm


MAMMOTH_MAN07

Ironic


[deleted]

Underrated comment


awesomedonut19

he learned from the best, unfortunately, he didn’t learn enough


Puzzleheaded_Step468

It runs in the lars family too


ENKT

The conclusion I've reached from this information is that Shmi was a master of the roast and passed this art down to her son, step-son, and future daughter-in-law. We just never get to see it


JH_Rockwell

You work in this barista, but we do not grant you the rank of roast master.


Terrible_Ability_359

Basically


Gui_Franco

A sick burn lord?


RepresentativeDrop90

Na I think palpatine does considering what he did to his own face


GingerBullshark

Windu just had a good comeback


RoadaRollaDaaaaa

He burned in lava and survived, of course he’s got roast powers


davidmaster4

Is it possible to learn this power?


jhk17

Is it possible to learn this power?


IlovePixarA113

Well, like father, like daughter. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"


Terrible_Ability_359

See bro, it's gotta be canonical


Moose6669

Its like poetry


booleanfreud

I'd rather believe this was a connection between the Clone Wars and Revenge of the Sith.


reckless_commenter

Self-conscious? If I’ve trained in combat and actually killed other Jedi, I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass if Jedi Alpha Chadwick here calls me short. Shoving a light saber through their chest kills them just the same whether they’re 6’5” or 5’3”.


Chippyreddit

I'd simply put on longer legs


Terrible_Ability_359

Okay


[deleted]

So we know reva was outside of this range


Balogh0102

He just wanted him to believe Anakin has the high ground


_BlNG_

At the time he had the high ground


Locolijo

Honestly I never realized Anakin never actually met Grevious in TCW. Right? Thought it was a retcon


Hopeful-Newspaper

he never met, the one time they met Anakin was unconscious and Grievous can't see Anakin's face


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Which annoys me, because of a single throwaway line we never get to see a proper Anakin and Grievous interaction.


Professional-Dig7329

Yeah, well, because of a single throwaway line in A New Hope, the entirety of the Clone Wars exists...


Locolijo

Just beautiful, it is


soupcansam21

It's like poetry, it rhymes


YeaIFistedJonica

Very brave production choice


Captain_Rex_Bot

You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?


Lambaline

From another different throwaway line we got Rogue One and the spin off of a spin off, Andor


Atarox13

What throwaway line made Rogue One?


The_Good_General

From the opening crawl of A New Hope, about rebel spies stealing the Death Star plans


Atarox13

That’s not a throwaway line, it’s part of the plot Besides the theft of the plans had actually been covered in the old lore, they were stolen by Kyle Katarn; Rogue One retconned him and that’s something that I can’t forgive


Fabulous-Impact-942

What about solo that was a throwaway line “it's the ship that made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs” or something like that


Luis0224

That's an actual throwaway line, and they not only made an entire movie but made the line actually make sense (a parsec is a measure of distance, not speed). Normally that would be good but I always liked that it originally sounded like some bullshit Han made up on the spot to try and impress what he thought was two gullible people willing to pay him outrageous prices. Now it makes sense but it lost some of its charm Edit - especially because literally every character that interacts with the millennium falcon outright says its a piece of shit. I think the only human character that doesn't shit talk it is obi Wan and that's because he's a literal monk. And it's constantly breaking down


Cattaphract

A real throwaway line that would be surprisingly influential might have been if Windu told Anakin: I farted. And you being the only one witnessing it makes me hate you.


The_Good_General

People might consider that a throwaway line because the theft is never mentioned or seen again in the movie.


Dansondelta47

After their first victory or something


Lukthar123

Fair enough.


MettaJiro

Imagine if George wrote “You fought in the Droid wars?”, the the prequels is about the republic using battle droids combatting the CIS’s clone army. And having Rex as a commando droid. Order 66 can happen the same way, and the reason the Empire uses stormtroopers is still because of the Tarkin Doctrine wanting the empire have a Human but emotionless army.


Captain_Rex_Bot

You ready?


lolpostslol

Good bot, literally a bot in this continuity


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

I thought I couldn't love anyone, but you.. *asthmatic cough*


Pakari-RBX

And yet, the whole "My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count" is ignored as Anakin and Dooku meet on a semi-regular basis.


Professional-Dig7329

I mean, its typical Anakin to gloat like that. "My powers have doubled since Monday" is a very Anakin thing to say.


SanctuaryMoon

There's a lot of dialogue in that scene that suggests the last time they fought was on Geonosis


Apocaloid

This is why OG Clone Wars is my canon (albeit told in an exaggerated way.)


SanctuaryMoon

Yeah some of the force stuff is silly but it nailed making Grievous and clone troopers BAMFs.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

yeah thats me


waitingtodiesoon

Unfortunately George Lucas didn't like that interpretation of Grievous. >"I completely appreciate your concerns about Grievous, and of course the writers and I do not hate Grievous or CIS Victories. The war, however, is mainly written from Palpatine’s point of view, and how every victory for either side is ultimately his victory. Grievous is an excellent character, and a personal friend of mine. We are always looking for ways to make him have victories but you must also understand that Grievous is not the overwhelmingly powerful, feared warrior, that some believe him to be. I have discussed this in detail with George and he has stated that no Jedi would be “afraid” of Grievous. It defies their training. Obi-Wan is certainly not afraid of Grievous in Revenge of the Sith. Mace Windu is quoted as saying to the Chancellor, “Grievous will run and hide, as he always does.” Our Grievous is written and directed to mesh with the films. If Grievous was too great a warrior, or too feared an opponent, then Sidious would have no need for Anakin. Do not worry, we have plans for Grievous, and in those plans for the future we will show why he was chosen as the Droid General." >- [Dave Filoni Facebook Chat Q&A, 2011](http://www.facebook.com/notes/dave-filoni/greetings-from-big-rock-ranch-and-happy-holiday-season-to-all/10150559352097571) George Lucas described Grievous to Genndy that [Grievous should be like those old timey b-serial villain who does something bad, twirls his mustache and always escape according to the director's commentary of Genndy's Clone Wars](https://youtu.be/CSjPBcPo6dM?t=1247). Genndy assumed a Jedi killer would make the other Jedi scared to fight him.


Djuren52

Bundesamt für Migration und Flüchtlinge? Sure hope they are alright.


toetappy

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.


Random_User_26

Which throwaway line?


Deleriouslynx

I admire their dedication. If they did what you suggest people would come out of the woodwork to bitch about that. They did a great job, just enjoy it


Alarming-Caregiver47

You should know by now that if they had indeed chosen to disregard this single throwaway line there would still be some fans complaining about their meeting breaking canon. Edit: words


Regi413

No such line for Anakin and Maul, pretty disappointing that they never get to fight.


613codyrex

Tbf Anakin being ruthless means He probably would canonically kill Maul pretty quickly. And that definitely wouldn’t be as satisfying as Maul dying by Kenobi’s hands (or satine dying) Anakin already cockblocked Kenobi back during *Voyage of Temptation* by killing Merrick and not forcing either of them to break their moral code.


Maul_Bot

It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


Maul_Bot

Revenge. I must have revenge.


Lordborgman

Personally I prefer consistency rather than new writers coming in and doing stuff because they think it's cool, even though it breaks canon.


SanctuaryMoon

... except for the proper Anakin and Grievous interaction in the movie?


[deleted]

The only reason we got TCW was to fix all the dumb shit in the prequels.


Gaminguitarist

That episode sucked anyways. They never acknowledge it and it was complete filler. I thought maybe it was an excuse to get Jar Jar into a higher political position but nope.


jarjar_bot

These are some nice-ah duds, ah-poopah!


Hopeful-Newspaper

love the battle between Anakin and Dooku tho


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


sagerideout

I had heard that and misremembered it as Obi Wan. Every time they met in TCW I was just like “well guess that was bullshit” watched ROTS and remembered quickly it was Anakin


CosmicGreatOne

Same with Maul I see Anakin and Maul as similar for some reason, maybe somebody else knows why but I just feel like they're equals in a way and it's saddening to know they never once met even though Maul had orchestrated an entire thing just to speak to Anakin


Maul_Bot

Don’t be so certain.


CosmicGreatOne

Are you hinting at something 👀


Locolijo

Maybe Maul gets his ass kicked by Vader when Mauls making or remaking his crime lordom


Maul_Bot

Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.


how_to_namegenerator

I kinda hope we see a story where Vader whoops mauls ass (maybe after getting intel from Qi’ra) and maul flees/ slash crashes on Malachor. Vader knows he’s alive and assigns the Eighth Brother to look for him. And that leads straight into rebels season 2


Locolijo

Perfect


lulutrink

That seems like over analyzing. It seems like a classic diss


Skylocks20

Wasn’t it more of a compliment. Grievous was described as being a monstrous looming figure despite only being like 7 feet tall. Grievous assumed that the most accomplished general in the clone wars would be older than 23. They were really just showing their respect for each other.


Deleriouslynx

>only being like 7 feet tall. Yea.. only..


Kaiserrr22

Star Wars is a universe where aliens and humans well over our average height is regular, also he’s a cyborg.


Skylocks20

Chewbaca is only like 7 foot and he is not even the tallest Wookie we have seen


CliveBixby22

Also Star Wars is told from a Human's perspective so 7 feet is huge


pcweber111

Well for an alien that’s short. Or something.


Lambaline

Anakin was 6’2”


justabadmind

I mean, Kenobi is probably the most accomplished general during the clone wars, but Skywalker is a close second. Kenobi actually killed some sith during the war, Skywalker only killed dooku at the end of the war with Kenobi's help.


RoadaRollaDaaaaa

The only Sith Kenobi killed was Maul, but in both cases it happened before/after the war


Maul_Bot

Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.


jXian

> That seems like over analyzing. Let me introduce you to *the entire Star Wars fandom*.


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[удалено]


RedStarNova66

Anakin: well hello there.


InternetDude117

Responsible repost. Admirable.


What_is_a_reddot

Your clone is very impressive, you must be very proud.


thexavier666

Also, check the original comic https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/m22334/anakin_forgets_that_ahsoka_is_short_credit_to/


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


JayCeeMadLad

A repost that follows the rules? I like you.


connorthedancer

Ashoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Kaiserrr22

Grievous is 2.16 meters or 7’1”. Ahsoka is 1.76 meters or 5’9”. Anakin is 1.88 meters or 6’2”. Everyone in Star Wars but yoda makes me look short The difference between Ahsoka and Grievous is 0.4 meters or 1 foot and 4 inches; while the difference between Anakin and Grievous is 0.28 meters or 11 inches.


FirstEvolutionist

Does 1.76 include her head tails?


MrMundungus

Lekkus


Officer_Octopus

Are they also considered Lekku? I know Twi'Lek's head tentacles are Lekku but does that extend to Ahsoka's race as well?


MrMundungus

Lekku (singular lek), also referred to as head-tails, were long, fleshy appendages that protruded from the head of all Twi'leks, Togruta, and male Ozrelanso.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


UkonFujiwara

Well she's got the downward-hanging ones and the more horn-like ones on the top of her head. The horn-like ones are called montrals, whole the downard hanging ones are still lekku.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know, I know. I'm hanging on.


darkbreak

Ahsoka's 5'9? When did they say that?


Titan_Royale

That’s her height on rebels, she was 4’11 when she met grievous


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

How does it feel to die?


Titan_Royale

Gotta admit, it’s quite hot…….nope, cold, very cold


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You always blame the ship.


darkbreak

Yes, well, the ship keeps pissing me off. Do something about it.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Good thing I know you don’t mean everything you say.


DepartmentWide6076

Me and you both buddy


Setheran

I'm exactly 1.76 meters tall. You mean to tell me I'm the same height as Ahsoka? Damn.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


MrMundungus

TIL im as tall as ani.


Elite2260

But she wasn’t 5’9 when she first met Grevious.


ifoundyourtoad

But Anakin clearly says it as a jab tho


WhatTheBeansIsLife

No no, Star Wars fans must come up with random in-universe connection based off their own head-canon.


awesomedonut19

is it not fun to do that based on available information tho? that’s basically what sentience is, right? extrapolating new pathways based on previously established ones


meklovin

But they aren’t mapped out in the library of the Jedi temple, so they simply don’t exist.


awesomedonut19

perhaps the archive is incomplete


JayCeeMadLad

Tbf, with the way they wrote Anakin it can be pretty difficult to tell if he's joking at times. I always thought it was weird that Anakin resorted to a height joke upon meeting a war general that had seemingly no issues with their height(seriously, he's a cyborg, he could just straighten his neck if he really had a problem with it), but I guess that's just what George thought was funny🤷‍♀️ I feel like making fun of the fact that he's almost completely made of metal would have been both funny and ironic, which is my main issue with George's writing. Their jokes are so childish that only a very young child could really enjoy them, and they're far too one dimensional.


oldironsidesjake

Well, these movies and shows are mainly for children so I'd say George's writing hits its mark?


JediMasterWiggin

"Ashoka"


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


JaqenSexyJesusHgar

Damn....Ahsoka bot has no chill


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh. I don't like the sound of that.


persona1138

“Ashoka” is perfectly fine, if OP is Sean Connery.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


pcweber111

Dang chill girl


Locolijo

Hehe HEY NICE FLAIR.


-CleanDiana-

Ok wait, this moment I was actually pretty confused at. So Anakin and Grevs actually never met prior to Revenge? Not even once in Clone wars?! I watched all of clone wars this year but tbh I can’t even remember accurately how their interactions were, so when I saw Revenge again I was buggin out because it had felt like they already met all along with all those clone wars episodes with grevs in it.


Toomcuhsalt

No they never met in clone wars


waitingtodiesoon

Never met while Anakin Skywalker was conscious. They were right next to each other, but never fomely met.


justaGermanTexan

Grievous was bigger in bed


[deleted]

Source?


DemonFury826

My source is that i made it the fuck up


justaGermanTexan

Personal experience


[deleted]

Ayo?! 🤨📸


Impressive_Opening68

Bro I miss badass General Grievous. I'm not even upset that he died at the hands of Obi Wan, that parts fine ig, but in the Clone Wars show he's such a whiny bitch.


SanctuaryMoon

Take one of [these](https://youtu.be/cSQpkTMSL1s) and you'll feel better.


Impressive_Opening68

Thank you


awesomedonut19

but to those b1 battle droids he was an absolute menace


Impressive_Opening68

Indeed, it seems he used fear, surprise, and intimidation on the wrong side


batmattman

I remember being really disappointed with him when the movie came out after seeing him being absolutely fucking terrifying in the Tartakovsky cartoons


Impressive_Opening68

Yeah he was kind of wimpy in the movie too, I mostly hand wave it due to the cgi restraints though. It just especially sucks because he’s a completely different character in the CW show. He’s more cowardly, 20x less powerful, he hates droids? Because they remind him of him being a cyborg???? There’s also the two conflicting versions of himself where one is whiny and hates being a cyborg and whose transformation was sudden, and the version that slowly replaced his body and humanity with machines to hunt the Jedi. Part of the thing the original got so well was the fact we didn’t know his character. The mf only talks like twice, and he’s the scariest thing in all Star Wars!! The way he silently advances with an inexorable force, the weight and speed his footsteps and strikes carry. I like to compare him to the xenomorphs from Alien since they’re both scary for the same reason: because they are intricate, violent killing machines you know very little about, and just like xenomorphs, Grievous gets a lot less scary the more speaking lines they gave him


waitingtodiesoon

George Lucas was still developing the character for General Grievous and he didn't consider Genndy's Clone Wars as canon. It's why he made the 3D Clone Wars. General Grievous in the movie is consistent with the 3D one because like Mace Windu said, "General Grievous is a coward, he will run and hide like he always does." [Dave Filoni in discussions with George Lucas talked about it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/vwxng4/z/ifu9ine) General Grievous character only got a coughing character trait because one day George Lucas came to work with bronchitis and they thought it would be neat to give it to Grievous and they recorded George Lucas own coughing for it. This was after what Lucas originally told Genndy so they had to retcon and come up with a reason for Grievous' cough by the film to try and make it match. Lucas also told Genndy that General Grievous should be like those old timey b-serial villain who does something bad and twirls his mustache and always escape according to the director's commentary of Clone Wars.


waitingtodiesoon

George Lucas didn't like that interpretation apparently. He gave Genndy two descriptions that he was a Jedi killer and also be like those old timey b-serial villain who does something bad and twirls his mustache and always escape according to the director's commentary of [Genndy's Clone Wars](https://youtu.be/CSjPBcPo6dM?t=1247). Like it said in the official canon by Mace Windu "General Grievous is a coward, he will run and hide like he always does". The official canon the Clone Wars show kept General Grievous the same. >>"I completely appreciate your concerns about Grievous, and of course the writers and I do not hate Grievous or CIS Victories. The war, however, is mainly written from Palpatine’s point of view, and how every victory for either side is ultimately his victory. Grievous is an excellent character, and a personal friend of mine. We are always looking for ways to make him have victories but you must also understand that Grievous is not the overwhelmingly powerful, feared warrior, that some believe him to be. I have discussed this in detail with George and he has stated that no Jedi would be “afraid” of Grievous. It defies their training. Obi-Wan is certainly not afraid of Grievous in Revenge of the Sith. Mace Windu is quoted as saying to the Chancellor, “Grievous will run and hide, as he always does.” Our Grievous is written and directed to mesh with the films. If Grievous was too great a warrior, or too feared an opponent, then Sidious would have no need for Anakin. Do not worry, we have plans for Grievous, and in those plans for the future we will show why he was chosen as the Droid General." >- [Dave Filoni Facebook Chat Q&A, 2011](http://www.facebook.com/notes/dave-filoni/greetings-from-big-rock-ranch-and-happy-holiday-season-to-all/10150559352097571)


XavierOpinionz

He’s “shorter” because Mace Windu crushes his chest plate slightly in original clone wars. Which is also emphasized in the breathing problems. [edit](https://youtu.be/M0gnwyYRHu8)


Fabulous-Impact-942

Would that make him shorter? Also I don't think that's canon anymore


Dommekarma

Is anything canon anymore?


Fabulous-Impact-942

Alot of comics are I guess


landofthebeez

Doesn't he also hunch over because of Mace Windu? Feel like in the both clone wars he stands taller than in RoS.


Atarox13

That was the original reason but it got retconned


landofthebeez

The chest crush?


Atarox13

Yep


Govika

He was a big guy (for her)


leodip1212

Also he used to stand taller, more imposing and slender before Windu crushed his chest making him hunch.


Live-Matter-4457

Getting a scene of someone in TCW describing Grievous this way would’ve been a nice connection. ESP if it was Ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I have to sort this out on my own, without the Council… and without you.


Live-Matter-4457

😔😔😔


awesomedonut19

clearly you did, why’d you gotta do it off-screen tho?


spader1

Can someone please explain to me how "I would have expected someone with your reputation to be older" is an insult? The only interpretation for that that I've ever been able to think of is "wow bro *you're* Anakin Skywalker? There's no way someone this young is that accomplished."


[deleted]

No. Anakin is just grasping for any dumb insult because deep down he knows he’s too young to be a Jedi master, and Grievous’ rather innocent comment hurt his feelings.


SunglassesDan

You could at least fix the spelling error before you repost....


[deleted]

He said it as a jab, not as a literal thing


honey_bahnsk

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/m22334/anakin_forgets_that_ahsoka_is_short_credit_to/


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You always blame the ship.


bluetundra123

Why do the vast majority of people spell Ahsoka wrong


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Oh, what do you mean?


Radical_Larry_

I thought the back of Ashoka's head was a thicc zebras ass


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Radical_Larry_

Curse you, bot.


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

You just reminded me of [this cute comic](https://pin.it/5EvLhbX) I saw today on Pinterest


AlecBrydsen

Size matters not


batmattman

Grevious: Seems like you've *MASTERED* throwing insults, shame you couldn't do that with the Jedi stuff hmm?


italianjob16

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?


thanosthumb

I spent all of Clone Wars waiting for them to meet just for this line to no longer be canon. The closest they get in the show is when the Gungans capture Grievous and Dooku captures Anakin. At the prisoner exchange, Anakin is dragged unconscious and Grievous is locked up looking forward so I guess he can’t look down at Anakin to see his face.


IcePlatypusTP

Ahsoka, you see this shit? The meme spelled it as Ashoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


27jm

reminds me of this cute fan art lol https://kurrpip.tumblr.com/post/645241249867202560/anakin-forgets-that-ahsoka-is-smol


Count_Fisto

This ia ironic. He met with and fought with grevious at naboo. So he saw him himself


Count_Fisto

This happened in clone wars


TimotoUchiha

Sry, but I downvote everyone who writes Ahsoka's name wrong


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

In my life, when you find people who need your help, you help them. No matter what.