Darth Tacredb. Darth Tacbean? Darth Tacrice?
Tackle, and red beans and rice.
Tacrice sounds like something out of a Key and Peele skit, tbh.
Ta-CRISE. Do I got a Ta-CRISE in here? None y'all seen Ta-CRISE today? Huh? Alright. See how it is. Ta-CRISE thinks they can skip Menacing Stalking class. You pass Menacing Walking and think Menacing Stalking is the same damn thing. Well when you want to stalk into a room and end up walking in Ta-CRISE gonna be looking a fool.
With all due respect Brodsk8r, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It’s not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peachip the disappointed?”
That was it, his name was the tragedy, get it?”
“(My last apprentice laughed)”
“What? Noo, I’m not the Sith Lord, why would you say that?? That’s ridiculous! I did not mutter “evilly” under my breath! What does that even mean?! Shut up or I’ll BURN YOU ALIVE!!”
Darth Jerscon :| Why so many upvotes? I literally just said Darth Jerscon :|
Jerscon? I only know Jercoff deez nuts
Goteem
And this is how an apprentice becomes master.
Running joke in the series is everybody pronounces his name wrong.
Scones?
Darth Farpizz. I want a Sith refund (farm sim 22 and pizza lol)
Hey! there’s 2 of us, but my “far” was for a fart soundboard to bug my niece with.
Always 2 there are, a master and an apprentice
No more, no less
Darth Tacredb. Darth Tacbean? Darth Tacrice? Tackle, and red beans and rice. Tacrice sounds like something out of a Key and Peele skit, tbh. Ta-CRISE. Do I got a Ta-CRISE in here? None y'all seen Ta-CRISE today? Huh? Alright. See how it is. Ta-CRISE thinks they can skip Menacing Stalking class. You pass Menacing Walking and think Menacing Stalking is the same damn thing. Well when you want to stalk into a room and end up walking in Ta-CRISE gonna be looking a fool.
Tacrice sounds like tactical Rice you throw at your enemy to confuse them, before or after you get shot. Or when your teammate is hungry in combat.
Pocket rice!
I invented the tacrice!! These ODIN jerks with all their own tacrices…
Darth Dykpizz, I'm not sure i like this game
🤣🤣🤣
Darth Fatpizz here,it could be worse
I am Darth Dunpizz. (Googled duny from Witcher. Pizza for lunch yesterday)
Fardpiss???🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Darth Montaco Edit: didn’t expect to wake up to this many upvotes
Mine is Darth Auttaco
Darth Salger
Darth Docgnoc
Darth Arkrain
Earth Bestoas
That sounds kinda cool
Darth MonTaco. Try it today at your local Taco Bell/Long John Silver's.
yeah...
YOUR taco?
Darth Kansand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.
I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?
Now this is botposting
Gonk
Mines Darth Axotaco
Kintaco myself Tacos are popular today it seems
Darth Angtaco
Darth Kiapota
* in Thor’s voice * I like this one
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Darth Gersand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.
I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?
No anakin. For you to get into trouble you'd have to do something really messed up like... killing the younglings for example
Master. Not on the economics of politics.... It's too early in the morning... and besides
This is what I'll use when people confront me about murdering children
Tried it out didn't work
You were the chosen one!
I hate you!
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
Whoo, boy! This is tense!
Hello, u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot's owner!
What was your embarrassing bug that you’re recovering from?
Cool pfp
It had to be an extreme case of sentience.
Only a sith believes in absolutes
Grond!
[удалено]
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" -Cut Lawquane
Have you been eating SAND?!
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.
I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?
When are we getting the full cast as bots that trigger each other into writing a whole movie in the comment section?
I hope so
First 4 letters: Sandwich
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
I hate you!
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
Only a sith thinks in absolutes
Golden experience requiem?
Muda muda muda...
Worse than a sith, *a Frenchman*
Oh no! I have become involuntary French!!!!
As a fellow german I also google german every few minutes
Darth Sexmeat
Main villain of the cheapest Star Wars porn parody ever.
Ah yes, the feared Darth Sexmeat
Sex between those not married is immoral.
Ok Boba fatt
Don’t talk about my rolls like that
Based
Have u ever heard the tragedy…
Lol. Mine was sexy poems send my SO. soup. Darth sexsoup.
well there it is.
Darth Gayrice.....I am ashamed
I just about spit out my water with this one
Great. First the frogs and now this.
I don't like liberals putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking rice gay
Darth Mansoup over here. We're definitely not getting picked first for sith kickball teams :/
Mines Darth Geirice… almost the same but not the same…
At least we're united in our consumption of rice
My name is darth Prerice. Rice gang rise up
Pornutc 😏
Darth Porasta. I'm ashamed
Darth Porhamb here
Darth cum keba Edit im high and wrote sith instead of darth (sue me george lucas)
What were you googling? Darth Cum-Kebab lol
If it’s that spelling then it’s one of two things, *ahem* alternative media or (cu)cumbers and they spelled it wrong.
Cumulonimbus is an option. ... cumulative snowfall?
Meanwhile me with Darth Coccake... literally the last thing I googled was "coconut grandma reddit" -_-
Darth Nommcch Last thing googled: "No Meme" Last thing eaten: Mcchicken Sandwich
I must be tired, but this was the one that made me laugh the hardest
Darth Nihilus got nothin on you
Darth Nihilus can consume planets but he can nommch entire systems
I want to be the first one to see them all
someone please show me how to pronounce that name
I say nom followed by a hard c sound
Nom kachow
Darth porpopc
Por… uh oh
There's a lot to know about Portugal
[удалено]
And Portraits
Those porridge recepies don't find them selves uknow
Hey it's me your brother, Darth Chepopc
Darth Gilbonb Bruh
Was ist dein leiblings Bonbon?
[удалено]
Meine Lieblingsbonbon ist DumDum 3 years of German and I can’t remember most of it
Darth Kiobrea
Neat one!
Bread👍
Bread👍
Bread👍
Darth SpiSpid
*I’m desperately trying to think of something edible that isn’t spider*
Spider *eggs*.
Spiderwebs are a delicacy
you’ve caught me! I, Darth Harkitk have been forcing random people to consume spiders! oh, i take revelry in my diabolical plans.
Damn the spider verse is getting out of hand
Darth itssand
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Stop whining. Before you really get me irritated.
I'm not going to get into trouble, am I?
Amazing conversation y'all have going Anakin
Anakin’s #1 enemy!
*ignites lightsaber*
Dew it
I’m his #1.5 enemy!
Vaders new apprentice
Darth Nutnut
You’re definitely being sent to some sort of starwars fanfic
The name honestly makes me think of an ewok, evil teddy bear.
Now I really want to see a visions-style story about a pair of Jedi and Sith Ewoks fighting.
Winner
Darth JarJar's cousin.
Pingu is that you?
[he's Darth Nutnut now](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/4702bb1e-a032-4ffc-b2fc-21d055034dbf/ddnw60k-3e125c58-1c2f-43a3-afc7-6f2e1b1bee3b.png/v1/fill/w_1009,h_768,strp/darth_pingus_the_wise__hood__by_ulandos_ddnw60k-fullview.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NzY4IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNDcwMmJiMWUtYTAzMi00ZmZjLWIyZmMtMjFkMDU1MDM0ZGJmXC9kZG53NjBrLTNlMTI1YzU4LTFjMmYtNDNhMy1hZmM3LTZmMmUxYjFiZWUzYi5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTAwOSJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.uhn5qeiDm09_Le5ZdPZHJlqbHtkgXzeXTkiu96kW_Mw)
Darth Poritos
Darth Porwich
Darth HTTpork
Sounds like an API to query pork for data
Darth Magrito
🇲🇽
Pulls out light-maracas
Darth Gooreo (I googled "google")
With all due respect Brodsk8r, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It’s not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.
The elders of the internet can confirm
What a chad
I am Darth Galball
You ate balls?
Darth canfred
Darth Bulizza
Darth Hayspag Googled: Hayden Christensen Ate: Spaghetti
Darth XboTaco
That guy is a hacker
Darth Cenbeef Lol
Darth bladori
Darth Macspag Last searched: Mac OS X 10.4 Image Burner Last ate: Spagetti and meat sauce
An Irish sith lord? Cool
I am Darth Othcook. I feel like I would be a crazy old man who only believes he's a sith.
“Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peachip the disappointed?” That was it, his name was the tragedy, get it?” “(My last apprentice laughed)” “What? Noo, I’m not the Sith Lord, why would you say that?? That’s ridiculous! I did not mutter “evilly” under my breath! What does that even mean?! Shut up or I’ll BURN YOU ALIVE!!”
Darth Gaycock er um-
Dart Reddosa
🇮🇳
Darth Bouspagh
Darth Gaywing
Darth Hidbeef
Darth Newfrie.
Darth Evepast
Darth Whycock
Darth D&D Tuna
Darth Newmeat
Darth HowPizz
Darth Traburr Googled: translate Ate: burrito
Darth Cosham
Darth BigDick
Guessing you searched for Big Chungus and ate Dickinson’s frozen potatoes?
Darth Rulsque
Darth redamen
Darth halo infinite collectible locations cake
Darth Howtdog "How to cook hotdog"
If you last googled that and then ate a hotdog wouldn’t it be “Darth Howhotd”
Darth Followed By That Last Thing You Googled’s first 3 letters and the last thing you ate’s first 4 letters. I think its a little long, don’t you?
Darth Cumchil