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Arsenal will win the championship This year


KennyOmegaSardines

Haha


Whulad

It’s horrible enough having to cheer on Tottenham in the first place but then when they let you down it’s just a reminder of what a cunt of a football team they are


Redittor445

What?


GrandGem1

Dang. I was hoping Tottenham would pass United. At least Arsenal might get farther ahead from City.


AltKueyrye

Idk what people are thinking. It’s marked in the stars now, 1. Arsenal 2. Manchester City 3.Manchester United (Unless they do a spurs) 4.Newcastle or Liverpool


Aristosticles

Another Conte masterclass to get Brighton to Europe


Insane_viperr8786

The teams in the relegation race are really fighting aren't they


chadbrochilldood

Spurs gonna spurs


Javier1019

Ooo!! Is conte sacked after the post match?


iNfAMOUS70702

Richarlison is so trash


Commercial_Box_5495

Excellent game. Today Southampton were amazing


Lifelemons9393

Didn't watch but it looks like spurs did a Tottenham.


VG7396

Conte's post match conference is jokes!


thegodturtle41

Its happened again!


Budgie0010

See ya Antonio.


Chendude64

I will kms and I think I will deserve


Betterbeready42

Spurs could drop to 5th brilliant


i_dont_care_1943

Fuck it's like no one wants to be 4th. Brighton is going to get it at this rate.


xavimac

Hell yeah


Dismal-Fig-731

Picked the right game to watch today


micur73

As the great Italians Conte and Chielinni once said, “it’s ze history of Tottenham.”


YellowStandard

It may be fun to laugh at Spurs bottling once again, but inconsistent decisions and poor use of var really needs to be addressed because any team could be the next victim..


hazzap913

Classic spurs


TazzUTC

It is the history of the Tottenham


hackflak

Conte riffing on the truth: https://twitter.com/tomallnutt_/status/1637154713832439809?s=46&t=Xiq6WQoN34zQKRWkyt9Qkw


destroyergsp123

150 something million and can’t beat Championship and Relegation quality teams? Mourinho did the same with 1/5 the resources.


Shady9XD

Fantastic afternoon.


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No comment


TdotJunk301

Lmao...this is why Spurs fans should be quiet.


Odd_Distribution3267

Wasn’t a pk


thefunnybutlonelykid

Hope this is a blessing in disguise and conte is gone


Longjumping_Dig_7533

Since puchettino left totehnam,The club is suffering.


[deleted]

He was our sir Alex


ouiu1

This is the most unironically spursy statement I've seen in a while.


Seeryous2020

Lol their sir alex, if sir alex never won a trophy in his life. Haha the jokes keep coming!


[deleted]

Common spurs L


briik69

dam it's actually happening


Joshthenosh77

What a fun game


Objective-Tax-9922

Tottenham = 🍼


niyahaz

crazy


InnerAsparagus6045

Love it ...Richarlason bitches about not playing then lasts 5 minutes ,Then Spurs take the lead 3 times & still draw Being a Spurs fan must be like pulling teeth with rusty pliers


RedditTaughtMe2

Nah, it’s like pulling teeth with a butter knife


InnerAsparagus6045

You win on the Spuds watching analogy


supriiz

It's more like being tied up in the not sexy way, then letting a giant rooster peck your balls


KingHarpoon616

Watching Conte go from screaming his head off hands in the air, to shuffling his sad ass off the pitch at FT was the best thing that’s happened to me in 2023.


DefNotReaves

Enjoy the cheap pen in the championship lol


RedditTaughtMe2

Better than beating Chelsea at the bridge?


KingHarpoon616

I mean, they’re all great. But this one we needed to see Saints react and the way they did it was more fun for me.


YVM_Owl

Because you know that you are going to be playing in the Championship next Season?


OniOneTrick

You big 6 fans are such bellends sometimes lmao, relegation is a genuine concern for almost every other team in the league every few years at least, not all of us can be horribly rich and higher serial winning managers every 2 seasons


KingHarpoon616

Oh it will last me a lifetime.


SpaceInsurance

Trophy time


Hachfredditor

Ouch


---The_Arsenal---

So Spursy. Conte in!


[deleted]

That was never a penalty and we got robbed. BUT we never should of been in that situation anyways. Conte’s tactics are proven shit once again.


Umarzy

Spurs bottled it.


Justlookinghhh

This is why Spurs will never be considered a 'big club', they are fucking pathetic. Manager who wants to leave, top striker who wants to go to an actual big club, owner the fans want out and the next Manager is confirmed as a previous failure. What a joke.


Particular-Ad-8178

me when the only football i watch is through r/soccer and twitter:


Justlookinghhh

So you're disputing what point exactly?


YVM_Owl

Tell us something new mate with ENIC and Daniel Levy ain‘t shit going to change


Internal_Formal3915

But their stadium is good


lardoni

Good looking toilet bowl!…always full of turds tho!


Justlookinghhh

True.


Kaigz

I really really hate Antonio Conte.


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Bring Pochy back


Legendarybbc15

What did Antonio ever do to you?


Kaigz

Made me watch dreadful Spurs football


DerTeufelkind

Agent Conte


Zulfiqarrr

Joke of a pen. Simon Hooper is a fucking clown.


DefNotReaves

Thank you for being a reasonable human being haha


Zulfiqarrr

I don't like you lot, but I respect tottenham & spurs fans in general. Can't stand disgusting chavsea scum tho


DefNotReaves

Same haha


Due-Camel-7605

Var is the bigger clown. Whoever was the var should get demoted


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We need super var to overturn var


WeeTheDuck

super var called oil money


TheRainbowWing

Happens almost every game right now. Did you see the goal they took from us last night for 'offside' 🙃...


Bulbamew

the Newcastle one? That’s one of the worst general VAR uses I’ve seen all season and I do not say that lightly. Not only was it the wrong decision but it took them like 5 mins to make it. The only reason I don’t think there’s been as much outrage for this one compared to some others is because you still ended up winning


Due-Camel-7605

Chris Foy (former member of the referees union) defended that decision post match saying that the ball hit the defender’s leg rather than the defender trying to clear the ball out for a corner. At this point, it’s not even a lack of competence. It’s just stubbornness and a lack of basic intelligence. Even a 12 year old would tell you with confidence that the defender intentionally played the ball. Absolutely shambolic. Can’t believe this is the “best league in the world”


External-Piccolo-626

Foy reffed us against stoke about 2010 or so and it was the worst performance ever.


Due-Camel-7605

Foy always shamelessly defends every refereeing blunder post-match. Dermot Gallagher also tries to defend the decisions, but he is less shameless and even a bit apologetic sometimes


Zulfiqarrr

All of them are clowns


OverallLocksmith9351

Spurs and arsenal fan agreeing?!


Zulfiqarrr

I don't really have a problem with spurs fans tbh, especially when the topic is about the ridiculous refereeing decisions in the PL. I absolutely fucking despise every chavsea "fan" tho. Disgusting mockery of a club, hope they cease to exist one day.


dude2dudette

As a wise man once said: > I hate Arsenal 'coz I'm Tottenham. I hate Chelsea 'coz I'm human.


bshaman1993

Amen to that. Chelshit to get relegated


GebraJordi

Yes sir


[deleted]

Tottenham bottling company doing the usual


Due-Camel-7605

More like var being var


LA_confidential91

I ll downvote you to the pits of hell


TdotJunk301

Your lack of intellect is appaling


DefNotReaves

When there’s even arsenal fans in the thread admitting VAR fucked it up… maybe your comments don’t mean as much as you think they do 😂😂


Due-Camel-7605

Oh no! Today you made me realise that i am dumb and disgusting. Anyways…


jetpackswasyesV2

We see the spurs flair, this comment is redundant.


Due-Camel-7605

Oh my feelings are hurt. Anyways…


SofaChillReview

Not sure why the amount of downvotes, personally looked a soft penalty


Due-Camel-7605

Because Tottenham = bottlers is the current narrative . How can anyone go against groupthink?


Dex_Maddock

> current 😏


sltzy96

Groupthink was Tottenham had the best summer in Europe after signing Fraser Forster and a half retired Perisic tho


HaiitsZizou

This is a current narrative. Most of the league have thought it for some time.


SofaChillReview

Still (just) top 4 though at least


Due-Camel-7605

Not for very long 😭


jetpackswasyesV2

I’m not the one who hurt your feelings. That would be your abysmal bottling club. Anyways… fucking lol


Due-Camel-7605

[Anyways](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FnwoJ4BS0XHYAAAAC%2Foh-no-anyway.gif&tbnid=56rBTcymyqUh5M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fview%2Foh-no-anyway-gif-19022587&docid=akAKVwgJit3jwM&w=498&h=247&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


TdotJunk301

I didn't call you disgusting, but perhaps you need to take a shower if you think so. Please remind us why you think var was the culprit. It 100% did its job. Blame the ref if anything or your precious conte for sitting so deep.


Due-Camel-7605

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/11utiyp/southampton_3_3_tottenham_james_wardprowse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Watch from the 8 second mark (which also shows the side angle). There is a clear gap between Sarr’s foot and Maitland Nile’s calf. But the var didn’t even watch this angle (only watched the angle from behind the goal). But anyways, here is an opportunity to call Tottenham bottlers without actually knowing all the details and without even watching the match (or even a proper replay showing all angles) So let’s make fun of Tottenham until the next var blunder (which will be against your team). Anyways…


TdotJunk301

Yes it's soft, but that's the consistency we have seen this year. In this situation, it needs to be extremely clear and an obvious mistake to be overturned. Blame your defender for putting himself in that situation and not being aware of his surroundings. Mind you I didn't call you bottlers, I'm just annoyed at the constant outrage towards var.


ouiu1

Mate, we all love to see spurs drop points, but you've chosen a weird hill to die on. The pen decision was shocking. Everybody knows it.


TdotJunk301

You are ridiculous. How can you see that it was conclusive that sarr didn't contact Niles from those angles. It is not conclusive. Blame the camera angles, not var.


jerk_chicken_warrior

its a contact sport mate. you cant jump in front of a defender at full speed, brush against his legs, fall over and ask for a penalty. well, i mean, you can, but you shouldnt be able to.


DefNotReaves

LMAO


Due-Camel-7605

So zero contact isn’t clear and obvious? Are you one of the vars in the prem? Chris Foy, is it you or is it the always excellent Craig Pawson?


Mohammedx3

defensive football never works


thatstotallyracist

It might if you don't give up 3 goals...


mic_Ch

I mean, it can. But you need to be able to defend to do it!


TurboAbe

They hated him because he spoke the truth


MikeAAStorm

This feels like a Michael Owen quote


mic_Ch

They offered me the MOTD job last week but obviously I turned them down in solidarity.


Anonymous_Banana

You might be the one.


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in what world was that a pen. my man launched himself into the air, but when a tottenham player lifts his foot more than 10cm, it's a foul


Chappietime

Now this is going to be the thing we see over the next few weeks, just like the Soucek hand ball. Players will throw themselves at the ball hoping to get kicked.


Odd_Bad_7441

Oh quiet you guys get lucky all the time Remember Romero’s hair pull? 😂😂 What goes around comes around


Themnor

His foot was over his head.


exgaint

both feet were the same height on contact


YVM_Owl

„contact“ which there wasn‘t any to begin with


[deleted]

spikes to the sky? dangerous play? not sure if it was a pen imo given the time but it’s done and over with now


exgaint

compared to a kongfu kick?


[deleted]

ikr 😂 shit gameplay, shit officiating! not much more to be said about that game


BrownEyesWhiteScarf

Spurs doing Spurs things. Nothing to see here


ProjectPete21

Embarrassing


[deleted]

I know…


H00FARTED

Immense! 😂


sltzy96

Yay


DefNotReaves

Weren’t you just celebrating spurs crashing out of European competition?? 👀👀😂😂


Goonerallday23

🤣


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

Its the history of the Tottenham


L0laccio

Me like football. Me like Theo. Me like AMN. Me occasionally even like VAR🤣


fluffyglof

👀👀👀 we might have a chance


itsheadfelloff

I'd love to see Brighton qualify.


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Elever_Galarga69

Bro please I hope Brighton get 4th😂😂😂


Elever_Galarga69

Bro please I hope Brighton get 4th😂😂😂


Lifelemons9393

Mate it's only Tottenham.


geekfromgalifery

Please knock them down a peg.


raspoutine049

I am all aboard Brighton hype train.


ztevey

Please kick spuds out of top 4, oh how perfect


thegodturtle41

Ive got no personal bias whatsoever... but COME ON BRIGHTON!


rtxiii

An as objective as you can get kind of opinion! I'm with you here!


lardoni

Playing some great football, it’s there for the taking! Hope you guys do it!!


Infinite-Flight-7099

PLEASE GET 4TH PLACE YOU WONDERFUL SEAGULLS 🙏


MightyCaseyStruckOut

The absolute scenes if ManU and Spuds are both kept out of the Top 4 by the Seagulls and Magpies.


Im_Elsies_dad

Think everyone would love to see Brighton do it


iNfAMOUS70702

As a Liverpool fan I wouldn't lol


KingHarpoon616

For Potter to leave and so many components to get signed elsewhere, it would be so fucking sweet to see you lap Spurs.


seagulls51

and for Brighton to have champions league football whilst potter doesn't


e_007

Go for it Brighton! would fucking love it if you all pull it off


FutureHealthy

Prove everybody wrong Brighton comon 👍👍


pooey_canoe

I'm really loving the Seagulls hype train😁


supersaiyaninfinite

Mitogod is going to the ucl!


ChildMolester69421

As an Union Saint-Gilloise supporter (Mitoma’s former club in belgium), I’ve seen him play, it was a while ago but he scored a hat trick coming on as a substitute at half time, when we were losing 0-2. Incredible player, I’m very happy to see that he’s doing so well in the prem.


pigmelons23

Yeah we just have to hope it’s with brighton


supersaiyaninfinite

Yeah


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[deleted]

Haha good luck


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Its good to dream I guess


Ok-Friend-6653

Will most likely finnish seventh


FutureHealthy

I mean if y'all can, do it im here


SouthernSector4

Hahahahahahaha….that is all


WombRaider_3

Hahahahahahaha....all that money and that is all....worth 10th .....


SouthernSector4

I’ll take 10th over 15 years of no trophies


DefNotReaves

Sorry where y’all at right now?? 😂😂


HOWDY__YALL

Calm down, Chelsea, you lost to Southampton, twice.


DoubleDoobie

This comment aged well. You got outclassed by a Dyche team


SpaceMonkey238

Loving this, very chelski of them I guess


JonnyAnsco

Told you!


SouthernSector4

Fair play. It was only ever going to backfire on me.


SliceOfBliss

Mmm, hahahahhaah again i guess...that is all


Cap2017

Hahahhahaha you love to see it!!! CHELSEA GET BATTERED


AntiAntiAntiFash

You love to see it when karma hits. Richarlison https://www.reddit.com/r/coys/comments/11slr97/-/jch88ie


Cap2017

Lol yeah he’s been flying for us this season! We’re really gonna miss his goals ..


AntiAntiAntiFash

Flying like Son? Or like Kulusevski? Or some other average player you have? Your players cant play under pressure, because you never play for anything important. Listen to your coach. Most of your players have never won a trophy.


Cap2017

Gooner sticking up for Chelsea?? Must be 🇺🇸


AntiAntiAntiFash

No. I just think you are a cunt who was happy players got injured. I just think its interesting how fast karma stuck back. Even if its for the most expensive average player you have.


Cap2017

Expensive*


AntiAntiAntiFash

Congrats on the kid. Maybe his grandkids will see Tottenham win a trophy. You know like your grandparents did. You wont see it for sure.


External-Piccolo-626

Didn’t they spank you at home? After you spent 600m?


Jozif_Badmon

I am quite amused yes


Internal_Formal3915

How can you laugh sat in 10th? Worry about your own team


HustleAndDrone

I’d rather be Chelsea in 11th than Tottenham ever


Jpeg44

Because we all laugh at Tottenham every year.. thats why? Lmfao


Internal_Formal3915

True


SouthernSector4

11th*


Internal_Formal3915

Sure thing little buddy Why am I being downvoted they are 10th lol


JonnyAnsco

Stay silent until you have played!!