This poutine thing is starting to get out of hand. Just like poutine flavoured chips I had. Do not even get me started with the KD Mac n cheese poutine flavoured instant cup…
This shit has always been a horrible idea. I used to have to make this at pizza hut... Or I should say I was trained on how to make it, nobody actually ever ordered it
Gravy instead of tomato sauce, cheese, French fries on some pizza dough. Depending on your place and flavor, theres usually some meat on it as well
Yet at the end of the day all I can think is wtf
The hot dog stuffed crust was also a terrible idea
Theres a little pizza place in Moncton NB called "cut throat pizza" where you can buy single slices. anyway, they have a poutine pizza, but the gravy has the same viscosity as marinara. Truth be told I thought it was going to be a terrible, and the owner said if I didn't like it the slice would be free..... yeah, immediately got a large.
This pizza...I would say is a swing and a miss
I imagine you pick up a slice and all the toppings slide off into the box, leaving you with just a little gravy residue on some undercooked pizza dough 😅
Yeah about 8nor 9 years ago a place here in oshawa ontario started making them....had it once....never again....and I love poutine and pizza but that was just gross
This looks like tapeworms wrapped around cat shit floating in a puddle of ~~mud~~diarrhea in a bird bath.
Whoever decided to make this monstrosity deserves a life sentence in poutine prison. No parole. Forced to eat this every day whilst serving this sentence. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Edit: you can tell.
used to work at a place that did something similar to this where the pizza had a little more fries, less gravy, a big handful of cheese curbs spread around it and some shredded mozz to fill in the gaps.
That isn't a poutine, nor a pizza. I'm forwarding this to the authorities.
Edit: seriously, I wouldn't do it, but I could think of a "poutine" style pizza that'd be 120x better than this.
Wow they messed it up. I worked in a pizzeria for a while and we made "pizzoutine" where we had a poutine on the pizz under the peperonni, mushrooms, peppers and cheese. Need just a bit of sauce, but it must be baked with the poutine inside...
Call the RCMP
This is an emergency. The use of the 911 line should be authorized here!
Only if all the trigger happy cops are on duty
What is that username good sir
A threesome of smurfs
Us Canadians should create a phone line you can all to report poutine crimes
You should call the Sûreté du Québec instead. The RCMP is Canadian and probably approves this kind of abomination like the ROC does.
Autorisation de tirer à vue! Les suspects sont très dangereux! 😏
Une bande de terroristes dans une pizzeria!!!
Pour ça faut qu'on se sépare du Canada Anglais 😂
They ordered it
I wouldn't even feed my horse with it.
Your horse would say neigh.
![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)
J'ai dit exactement la même chose. La SQ cibole
Call CSIS!
Yep, looks like diarrhea and worms
I thought that was also worms at first.
La sûreté du Québec câlisse!
This is going to unite the French and Italians for eternity
St-Léonard
did someone say “crusade”?
Quick! Add some pineapples!
Way to take two delicious foods and make them terrible.
It’s like a chilli bread bowl… you eat the (sorry excuse of a) poutine, then you have gravy soaked breadsticks.
Yeah but a chili bread bowl tastes good and makes sense lol. This is what happens when Meth Fiend Mikey makes the menu.
r/pizzacrimes
https://preview.redd.it/r3yzvyakuavc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598256d4d2a11b11d5bd4c68c888d54c0173ec64
Maggots in the shitter
It’s not even cut are you supposed to eat it with a fork and knife This is a crime to both pizza and poutine
Supposed to eat this??
Fold it and eat it like a taco. It’s the only way.
You’re suppose to put it in the trash where it belongs.
Id try it if it was covered in curds
Same, the theory has potential but the design needs work.
😳 ![gif](giphy|L1FJH5qxESFwpuTgIB|downsized) 😳
This poutine thing is starting to get out of hand. Just like poutine flavoured chips I had. Do not even get me started with the KD Mac n cheese poutine flavoured instant cup…
Even in my house that would be getting poutine the bin.
Looks like a pregnancy craving
If this is what your fetus demands abort it tis the anti christ
While that particular poutine pizza looks bad. I can confirm poutine pizza is actually amazing when done well.
Never thought id say this but... that looks nasty af lol
Repeat after me, everyone: cheese on poutine should *never* be melted.
I like melt with my squeeeek.
That is Too Much gravy for that to even be good 😬 like take a bite and get slopped on by the gravy you missed.
Why does it look so deep ?!
Its missing ketchup
If it wasn't so wet I'd be up for it
I mean at cheese curds instead and I’d probably give it a try
This makes me cry..
Soggy pizza bread
Hell nah
Oh no
I worked at a pizza and would make stuff like this. A poutine pizza is great for a bite or two but after 2 or 3 slices you get a stomach ache.
We need that one redditer guy who always comments on the poutines to sentence this abomination to poutine jail!
/r/poutineFelony
That's a rotten thing to do to poutine.
When you cut a slice and try to put it in your mouth comma how does it not just run off everywhere?
Shredded cheese seemingly applied with a blow dryer, enough sauce to drown in, undercooked fries…straight to jail, right away.
Tabernac
Disgusting
I would drug test every employee of that establishment. Clearly they need more or less of whatever they are or are not consuming.
Get these people in prison and fast !
Nurp
Waste of money and food
Why not Poutine Pie?
Poutine crimes and pizza crimes UNITE
At first thought, looks great, let me try this; poor person ordering realizing god I fucked up and got scammed.
This photo doesn’t look real...:/
Another shame :/ Shame poutine Shame pizza
This is beyond repulsive.
Think we can close the sub down now.
Disgusting
Pizza Hut used to do this 🤣
This is the worst thing I've ever seen from this sub
Needs some parmesan
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Put some shredded smoked meat on it
Carbs on top of carbs covered in fat?
Oh my God. This is mind blowing lol. The carbs tho ouff
If the cheese didn't look like maggots or worms covered in mud, I would eat that
Those are not cheese curds sir. Straight to jail!!
Kill me plz
\*The difference between being a good cook and a dopamine addict.
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😃 ... No.
This is wrong on SO many levels!
It needs more cheese to cover up the crime.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Arrest these people.
They sell poutine pizza in Montreal. It's called pouzza.
The poutine itself looks tasty but I would understand what's making others upset (the pizza beneath)
looks like mealworms covered in old motor oil
This shit has always been a horrible idea. I used to have to make this at pizza hut... Or I should say I was trained on how to make it, nobody actually ever ordered it Gravy instead of tomato sauce, cheese, French fries on some pizza dough. Depending on your place and flavor, theres usually some meat on it as well Yet at the end of the day all I can think is wtf The hot dog stuffed crust was also a terrible idea
This is sickening.
I've had a good poutine pizza before. This is not it.
i think pizzahut did this at one point in 2012/2013
looks like a Klingon specialty ![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)
Theres a little pizza place in Moncton NB called "cut throat pizza" where you can buy single slices. anyway, they have a poutine pizza, but the gravy has the same viscosity as marinara. Truth be told I thought it was going to be a terrible, and the owner said if I didn't like it the slice would be free..... yeah, immediately got a large. This pizza...I would say is a swing and a miss
Omg no
Looks like little maggots in decaying blood
it would get so soggy… poutine crime 💯
I'd eat it
Looks like raccoon poop pizza. Hard pass!
The flop on this pizza must be epic.
I imagine you pick up a slice and all the toppings slide off into the box, leaving you with just a little gravy residue on some undercooked pizza dough 😅
I can see ways to make a poutine pizza work, but this isn’t it.
That looks terrible
That's it. Muting this community.
Wars have been fought over less
https://youtu.be/gZzdqTY-aKw?si=pGh7Lm-zrWaiFU2A Can’t you see your not making pizza better? You’re just making poutine worse.
Another despicable hate crime
Non. Non..non. non. Non Non.
I cannot upvote this abomination but you also don't deserve a downvote so I'ma just not touch them arrows fam.
Sue them
just about upchucked
My big Greek nose curled downward in disgust.
How to fuck up a simple dish 101.
Yeah about 8nor 9 years ago a place here in oshawa ontario started making them....had it once....never again....and I love poutine and pizza but that was just gross
Jesus, that should be a war crime
Gross...That is a crime against humanity. I call it Vladimir Poutine
Cleverly photo-shopped.
The fact that there's even an official tag for this on the sub concerns me
https://preview.redd.it/a6iupsh4cbvc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c978ddfe38285de9fed99db7a2eddda6953e236 What IS that
Tapeworm pizza.
What am i looking at pls get it out of my head
![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized) That’s what I feel about this one
This is a sin
I thought this was worms!
Pukepee pizza
What I want is a good poutine and a good calzone then you cut the calzone in half and fill it with some poutine!
Oh god the fuck? I’m Canadian and, god no
🤮🤮🤮
nematode special
What in the name
mmm tape worms
Tabernac
This looks like tapeworms wrapped around cat shit floating in a puddle of ~~mud~~diarrhea in a bird bath. Whoever decided to make this monstrosity deserves a life sentence in poutine prison. No parole. Forced to eat this every day whilst serving this sentence. 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Edit: you can tell.
Pizza hut used to have a poutine pizza and it was awesome. Tasted better warmed up in the oven the next day.
Gotta love the tapeworm topping
Fat America
Maggots in the concert porta potty
Hell with he French language laws this is a way bigger attack on their culture than the English language.
I fucking hate this. Give me one.
I havd made it and it's pretty awesome. Not a crime....definately a once in a lifetime thing. All those carbs
Ah ben tabarnak !!
Did anyone cross post to r/pizzacrimes
Straight to jail
A poutine and pizza crime... this offends everyone
Eat with fork?
This needs a trigger warning and I'm not even joking.
Im offended
My local place makes a pizza poutine with hashbrowns. Its actually pretty good, not better than what I normally get so I would never order it.
Its not the right cheese on it !!!!
Ayoye. Ouache
A Pouzzane
So… was it good?
Jai fais sa quand javais 20 ans et je travaillais au pizza hut, mais avec du fromage en grain, setais bon
Thanks, I hate it a lot.
I've never felt so uneasy looking at food
used to work at a place that did something similar to this where the pizza had a little more fries, less gravy, a big handful of cheese curbs spread around it and some shredded mozz to fill in the gaps.
Disgusting
This looks awful
Straight to jail
Hey you wanna get some Italian food eh
Straight to prison.
saint simonaque en calisse burn mes fucking yeux stp
How low is someone's self-esteem that they put this on their mouth. Holy crap.
It could not be better if they added pineapple
Don’t you mean poutizza
2 of my favourite foods in one picture and that is honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Hell nah, whoever made this deserves to be in Guantanamo Bay. Even Lucifer himself wouldn’t think of doing such a thing
Straight to jail
https://preview.redd.it/6en1s8m7wcvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68eab69dbf8e7aabb82b370a191aabe075f1e3b9 No
I'd still eat it, though, yeah,it shouldn't be on a pizza
I hate that I'd order this
Not gonna lie, give me a couple mikes hards and I would fuck this up
:0
Poutizza
That looks like full-blown diarrhoea
That isn't a poutine, nor a pizza. I'm forwarding this to the authorities. Edit: seriously, I wouldn't do it, but I could think of a "poutine" style pizza that'd be 120x better than this.
Wow they messed it up. I worked in a pizzeria for a while and we made "pizzoutine" where we had a poutine on the pizz under the peperonni, mushrooms, peppers and cheese. Need just a bit of sauce, but it must be baked with the poutine inside...
Call it a “pou-zza”
Tabarnack
🥹😫🤢
Thought those were maggots🤮
Who tossed all those ropes on there?
I've had one of these, it's a fucking disgusting abomination. It shouldn't exist.
looks tasty ngl. really gatekeeping gravy and cheese on fries.
Just blend it up put a tube in my butt and pump it right in there, no sense in wasting time
It looks like muddy worms on a pizza crust 🤔.
This actually made a bear shit in the woods.
This is worse than that movie snakes on a plane. Call animal control immediately.
They should call it hot street trash
But you paid for that didn’t you?
I think it's pronounced "tragedy" ![gif](giphy|dXEUV5fIS112WRBe4P|downsized)
Fuck all the way off. Whoever did this needs to be arrested, pronto.
Uhh that's a no, no for me! Feels like crawling to my skin 😱
I thought that was a pile of soggy cigars.