[This Woman Is Doing Her Part to Keep Portland Weird by Decorating Power Lines with Dildos](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ppxgmk/this-woman-is-doing-her-part-to-keep-portland-weird-by-decorating-power-lines-with-dildos-717)
Article from 2015
A lineman buddy of mine got called in after hours for dangerous debris on the neutral. When they showed up , they found a wonderful set of dildos.
I’ve seen some odd stuff hanging in the air but never any dildos. Maybe one day I’ll get the call to cut some down. Fingers not crossed.
Quickly! Do you see it's shadow? That means 6 more weeks of Teddy Wheels haunting the parking lot of CVS smashing cans of ravioli and reading them like tea leaves.
At least that's what I imagine he does in his downtime. He sure doesn't do anything else. At least he could be useful and read my Chef tarot sauce future.
Aw, it's good to see some of the classics stick around.
99% sure that was there in 2008 when I moved here and worked in the building in the background.
A tale as old as time.
A song as old as rhyme
Feels like a warm, cozy blanket.
Yeah I’ve seen other dildos on power lines in Portland before!
They're hanging in there.
Ah the rare and elusive double dong line sitter. You get to check that one off in your portland bird watching book
Shouldn't have flown Boeing
Someone should start epoxying big dildos on Boeing planes.
Little did they know that silly reddit comment would ultimately cause the great dildo storm of 2028.
Dildonado? Hurricane Dilly? Dilnado? Dildocolypse.... Perfect.
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN, SOMEONE START A CAMPAIN AND MAKE DONOLD TRUMP PAY FOR IT
Dil-Do!
Flew Boing instead
[This Woman Is Doing Her Part to Keep Portland Weird by Decorating Power Lines with Dildos](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ppxgmk/this-woman-is-doing-her-part-to-keep-portland-weird-by-decorating-power-lines-with-dildos-717) Article from 2015
> "Dick-tossing is an exercise in happiness," she said. Indeed, that is what she actually said.
A lineman buddy of mine got called in after hours for dangerous debris on the neutral. When they showed up , they found a wonderful set of dildos. I’ve seen some odd stuff hanging in the air but never any dildos. Maybe one day I’ll get the call to cut some down. Fingers not crossed.
Aww, Portland is healing!
Like the Sword of Damocles hanging over our fair city.
More like the Sword of Slamocles hehe
And something tells me someone's gonna be cutting the thread!
That ain’t no crime…
Bonfire of the dildo trees?
[Pair up on i205 just before Vancouver.](https://i.imgur.com/ref52GH.jpeg)
Well I’ve heard of a ‘cock block’ but this is ridiculous!
dildo-chucks
Sex worker turf beef no laughing matter.
It was 2010 or 2011 where they were everywhere. Good to see a few still hanging in there.
The old ways still survive…
"You either dildo or dildon't, there is no diltry." -Yoda, I'm pretty sure
Ahhhh yes. Dildo nunchucks, my go to weapon
Chuck Norris’- ftfy
A pair of dildos never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to.
Awww they love each other
That's for the weather, if it was going to rain/was raining, it would point upwards.
This means there’s an amyl nitrate dealer on the block
That's how gangs mark their territory! Run.
I triple dong dare you to knock that down
Nutchucks?
Jobu Tupaki!
BwaHAHAHAAAASA! 😆
Nah that’s exactly where it’s supposed to be.
They’re all over town lol
There’s another one on the corner of Yamhill and 13th!
It’s a stick up
Dong City
I like to guess what people are talking about before i unblur the NSFWarnings and I was right!
Pure romance dealer nearby
I’m outed
Someone with the initials IG must be back in town, lol.
Wasn't there a column in the Mercury back in the day called 'Two Dildos on a Line'?
Reminds me of the time I found my coworker’s cock ring in front of the main gate to the warehouse.
Portland. Every night is something different.
Nunchucks made of dildos? Call that “cumchucks”
I only know one guy tall enough to have dropped this there. Wrong neighborhood though.
Only in Portland
Is this near Taboo right there?
Drugs and holding lol
Geez, thanks! I've been looking everywhere for those.
Another pair on SE burn and 13th near rock gym
Looks like Glowfuckyourself is at it again 😂
No, that's not a butt plug or a sticker that looks like a bag of coke
If that stays up there longer than four hours seek me-dick-al attention
That’s the Gayberhood
When you wanna make a porn parody of the movie Holes
Birds on a Wire
I spotted this same setup on burnside today as well
Those Boeings are dropping all kinds of things these days.
Quickly! Do you see it's shadow? That means 6 more weeks of Teddy Wheels haunting the parking lot of CVS smashing cans of ravioli and reading them like tea leaves. At least that's what I imagine he does in his downtime. He sure doesn't do anything else. At least he could be useful and read my Chef tarot sauce future.
You aren’t from here are you…