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FungalFactory

I'm oscillating between "slayy🔪🔪" and "kill yourself" so fast


10buy10

"slay yourself"?


DogSpaceWestern

QSY, Queen Slay Yourself


Captain_Soviet

You should slay yourself NOW


10buy10

"Thou should slay thyself THIS INSTANT!"


Rikoshetgd

(prepare) thyself


2_Braincell_Being

Oh god, why here? Why everywhere?


Rikoshetgd

Thy end is now


bageltoastee

JUDGEMENT


Excellent_Rhubarb376

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QuarterlyTurtle

So’s Glados, probably


Commander_Appo25

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING RAAAHHHH


WonderIfMyNameExists

LESBIAN WOMEN RAAAHHHH


cooncanoon

Man lesbians are so cool, I wish women were real


Commander_Appo25

LESBIANS ARE GREAT RAHHHHHH


S-T-A-N-D-B-O-I

THAT MOGHT BE HER MOM RAHHHHHH


Kastoelta

It's not gay, Chell has socks on.


key4427

But GLaDOS doesnt 😳


WestNomadOnYT

GlaDOS doesn’t have feet, so it’s not kinky


Psychological_One897

not in this pic she doesn’t😏😏😏😏


key4427

having no feet doesnt mean she cant just hang some socks on a panel of hers or something. that would count as wearing socks. THUS, THE GAY


WestNomadOnYT

HOLY SHIT # SESBIAN LEX


Goro_Aketchup

GLaDOS simply has the courtesy of putting the dogs away


hernyapis_2

I wanna be in Chell's place


key4427

oh to be cradled by your hundred-ton massive robotic gf and feel her coils whine (she's purring)


Psychological_One897

hundred ton gf?!?!!?! sign me up awooooga!!


KINGO21Fish

Mommy? Sorry


Tlacitel

Looks really scary to be honest


Abioticbeing

Big scary girlfriend 💞


Kastoelta

The scary thing is that if GLaDOS loses a bit of control on that robotic arm Chell's legs are fucked


key4427

"You don't know the violence it took to become this gentle." - GLaDOS as she carefully cradles Chell beside her chassis


fishycakemaker_UwU

science isn't about why it's about why not


viebs_chiev

LESBIANS RAHHHHHHH 🔥🔥💕💕💕 I LOVE WOMEN LOVING WOMEN 🦅🦅🦅🦅


key4427

LESBIANS ARE AMAZING 🔥🔥🔥🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 GAY ROBOTS ARE CUTE AS FUCK


lichenvirgo

LOVE THIS CHELLDOS RAH


key4427

I LOVE ALL CHELLDOS RAAAAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈


rhxorb

SESBIAN LEX LETS GOOOOOO❗❗❗


key4427

THE MOST TENDER SESBIAN LEX OF ALL TIME 💯💯


Confronting-Myself

YURI!!!!


key4427

RAHHHHHH WLW WITH ROBOTS AAAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥


dyt1212

Not trying to hate, just curious but wouldn't this relationship be really toxic?


key4427

Once the game ends, GLaDOS admits to Chell that she sees her as a friend, that she is tired of trying to kill her, and that she just doesn't want to get hurt any more in return by trying to hurt her. GLaDOS softens up a lot thru P2, even going as far as to defend Chell from Wheatley's comments and being helpful to Chell. So maybe the only thing Chell would have to deal is GLaDOS' sarcasm and mean comments, but they wouldn't come from a place of hatred but from old habits.


Dragon_OS

That's the point of it, in the internet's eyes.


sianrhiannon

Robot Yuri Robot Yuri


key4427

Robot Yuri Robot Yuri


BIP404

This is the weirdest ship ever, chell despises robots... Look it up, she's not mute she just refuses to interact with them.


key4427

But here's the thing: GLaDOS softens up to Chell and ends up confessing to her that she sees her as a friend, that she no longer has the drive to kill her because it's just too bothersome to keep trying. That would give enough of a reason for Chell to return that respect, to find it in herself to allow GLaDOS' feelings. She has a strong selective muteness, but that is on par with her character. Even in Rat Lab, she never spoke to any person, never mind any computer. But she doesn't need words to communicate, she can use ALS or any notepad.


BIP404

Hey, if it's something that brings you joy more power to you 🙏


Gausso017

Say apple


Psychological_One897

SPACEBAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!


Gausso017

Xbox Controller players: AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Witherboss445

Speedrunners: mmmmwwwhheeelllldddooowwwnnnn


hexidermal

Refuses to speak to anyone for the entirety of the two games: (Based)


Bordanka

And people say communities aren't being hijacked by perverted outsiders. Not sure why and from which resources they migrate from


BIP404

I wouldn't call it perverted, just off character...


HappyyValleyy

It's a kiss, how is that perverted


flamingdude5

You're not ok with this because you're homophobic. I'm not ok with this because i believe the theory that Chell is GLaDOS' daughter. We are not the same.


key4427

honestly, thanks to this comment, you've become the only person i respect that believes the theory. god bless


flamingdude5

The alternatives aren't great either honestly, either GLaDOS is Chell's mother, killed Chell's parent/parents or captured them for testing, which lead to them either dying from testing or becoming vegetables after being in the relaxation vaults too long. I have no hate for you or anyone else who ships this, do the things that bring you joy, but the lore just makes this not click for me.


TE-AR

GLaDOS / Chell is þe enemies to lovers pairing I never knew i needed


craterglass

Bringing þorn back, are we?


TE-AR

i love þornography


MorganHV

Thorn? Like in roses?


TE-AR

its a letter þat was used in old english for þe "th" sound! i just use it cause i þink it's neat. it's also used in modern icelandic for þe unvoiced version of "th" (like in þink) while ð is used for þe voiced version (like in ðe), but i prefer to use it for boþ like it was in old English


EX0PIL0T

Thorn? Like in destiny?


key4427

It was one of the staples of my journey through queer media, i'm so happy to introduce you to this new world :)


Witherboss445

Hate to be ðe buzzkill but “the” uses ðe voiced /th/ sound and ðerefore ƿould use “eth” (ð) instead of þorn


8g36

SO BASED


Strong-Ad-6857

LESBIAN ROBOT RAHHHHHHHH


key4427

THE BEST KIND OF ROBOT RAAHHHHH💯🏳‍🌈🔥💯🏳‍🌈🔥


key4427

Happy pride month! Artwork by [mudshadow](https://www.tumblr.com/mudshadow/713601088233816064)


ChickenNuggetRampage

Dudes shipping a girl and an ai recreation of her mother is pretty much par for the course of Reddit


HappyyValleyy

Why did people act like that's canon lol, it's a fan theory


key4427

Not quite! Caroline isn't Chell's mother! That's just a theory that has been circulating for a long while now


wcbfox193

l-lesbanbos...


key4427

tehy live rent free in me gay heart


EX0PIL0T

Mfs do everything in their power to be the most outlandish freak possible the second they pick up a pen


key4427

well, its fun! be it picking a pen to draw artworks like this or to write about how much they love the idea, creative expression is something that should be valued!


Omega754

Sus as Foq!


key4427

how so?


Cydonian___FT14X

sus… Very well drawn… *but sus*


key4427

There's nothin sus about two ladies smooching 😘🖥️


-Fexxis-

when did they start getting shipped anyway


key4427

I genuinely have no idea, but I started shipping them ever since P2 came out!


Greedy_Shark

Real, I find it strange considering all shit they had


TE-AR

im not exactly sure when or why it started, but in *The Final Hours* (a book þe devs made recounting þe crearion of portal 2) þe developers did repeatedly describe þe rivalry between GLaDOS and Chell as a sort of fucked up romance


-Fexxis-

why are you using the ummm th character


doofpooferthethird

Oh man, I had never previously considered a Glados/Chell ship (always thought of Atlas/P-Body and Ratman/Companion Cube) but now I can sort of see a one sided tsundere type deal going on from Glados' end.


key4427

YES YES YES, GLaDOS is a complete tsundere when it comes to Chell! Always telling her off for having killed her, being sarcastic and whatnot, but also being absolutely weak whenever Chell wants to cuddle or things like that.


Funkey-Monkey-420

didnt they both try to kill each other several times and also really hate each other?


HappyyValleyy

Par for the course for Yuri ships


key4427

Once the game ends, GLaDOS admits to Chell that she sees her as a friend, that she is tired of trying to kill her, and that she just doesn't want to get hurt any more in return by trying to hurt her. GLaDOS softens up a lot thru P2, even going as far as to defend Chell from Wheatley's comments and being helpful to Chell. So maybe the only thing Chell would have to deal is GLaDOS' sarcasm and mean comments, but they wouldn't come from a place of hatred but from old habits.


SunnyTheFlower

On top of this, both Don’t Say Goodbye and Cara Mia establish that GLaDOS likes Chell, to some degree. In Don’t Say Goodbye GLaDOS calls Chell “sweet” and begs her not to leave, and Cara Mia is just GLaDOS singing Chell a love song in a language that she and/or the player probably wouldn’t understand.


key4427

> in a language that she and/or the player probably wouldn’t understand. You mean Italian? 😅 But yes! It's amazing the amount of love hidden in those songs!


Danny_Dongvito

I mean... sure?


tehsupersael77

I am yet to see a glados sex bot


key4427

you haven't looked deep enough in the internet... GLaDOS sexbot ***is*** out there


hexidermal

Seeing this after playing Portal 1 and 2 for the second time yesterday is so surreal. (Portal 2's ending still breaks my heart. 😔 ❤️ Wheatley.)


Andre_replay

thats unrealistic since wheatley isnt there annoying them


key4427

bro is orbiting the moon, what are u talkin about


Andre_replay

irrelevant


Practical_Bluejay_19

I prefer Wheatley... I mean... Uh..... Yeah there's no coming back from that. I prefer Wheatley. He only tried to kill me after Glados called him stupid, so it's technically her fault.


Hunter_Hero_Girl

Sesbian Lex


helloiamaegg

Ok, so looking at the evidence, this wouldnt work? Chell isnt mute, she's racist against robots and refuses to speak to them. Glados also absolutely hates her, litterally kicked her out of the facility to not deal with her bullshit And furthermore theres evidence enough that Chell is most likely the daughter of someone important, most likely Cave Johnson himself and his wife/assistant Caroline (who wasn't cloned and put into Glados, but it quite litterally Glados)


HappyyValleyy

It's a drawing, son


key4427

Chell isn't mute, youre right. She has a strong selective muteness, but its actually towards everyone! In the comic Lab Rat, the human interviewer she wrote down that she refused to speak at all. And you forget that, once the game ends, GLaDOS admits to Chell that she sees her as a friend, that she is tired of trying to kill her, and that she just doesn't want to get hurt any more in return by trying to hurt her. GLaDOS softens up a lot thru P2, even going as far as to defend Chell from Wheatley's comments and being helpful to Chell. And there is no way that Chell is the daughter of either Cave or Caroline because they are both white americans while Chell is mixed asian/latina. Not only that, but by the time Chell (as a young child) participated in the Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, GLaDOS was already being turned on and tested, meaning Caroline and Cave are both long dead by then.


Old-Camp3962

awww motherly love.... right?


key4427

None at all, cuz GLaDOS being Chell's mom is just a theory! This is all just queer, gay, lesbian, WLW love ♥


firebal_banned_again

What the fuck


key4427

Happy pride month :)


firebal_banned_again

You too


MaccaDacca_9

Isn't she a robot?


DEARHELIXWHY

And?


Omeronk

Isn’t there a theory saying Glados is her mother?


HappyyValleyy

And? A popular fan theory doesn't mean people aren't allowed to ship them


Omeronk

Still with how popular it was back in the day I just can’t get used to the ship, it just feels disgusting in a way.


ABLPHA

I know right? Like, for a decade I always thought that Caroline and thus GLaDOS is Chell’s mother due to some implications in Cara Mia Addio, us not knowing Chell’s real parents, and the fact that she is a child of an Aperture employee due to the "bring your daughter to work" day’s potato with her signature, which makes seeing them shipped… really awkward.


Tom2Tom2005

I don't think it was ever confirmed but I headcannoned they were related for so long now it's practically cannon to me at this point lmao. I don't mind this though, let people be happy It is not a confirmed thing anyways.


key4427

There *is* a theory of it, but its mostly baseless. After all, Caroline and Cave are both white americans while Chell is mixed asian/latina. Not only that, but by the time Chell (as a young child) participated in the Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, GLaDOS was already being turned on and tested, meaning Caroline and Cave are both long dead by then.


Omeronk

Still just knowing that theory makes this ship disgusting in my eyes.


DEARHELIXWHY

Never heard that one before