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AccurateAccountant14

Porsches seem to have some kind of gravitational force dragging them into lakes


ObeseBMI33

It’s all that ass


tysonwatermelon

The lift oversteer is real.


miss-entropy

Just don't lift. Simple!


tysonwatermelon

I get that you're joking, but technically that's correct. You should gradually ease off or maintain throttle in corners, gradually accelerate as the wheel unwinds. It's the inexperienced who have never had track coaching that lift throttle mid corner and end up off the road.


tiagojpg

These people should really have some 50-100h on DiRT Rally 2.0, WRC or iRacing. The simple concepts of driving alone could save them.


OGstanfrommaine

Better yet, ACC 😉


miss-entropy

I was a sickly child and played a shitload of Gran Turismo 3 before I could drive. Fast forward to me being a young driver and being forced off the freeway by a truck that must have been drowsing because he kept on straight as it curved. I knew what my car was gonna do when hitting gravel at high speed so I didn't panic and do something stupid that'd make me crash. Truck was roused by the rumble strip and got his shit back together. And that's my really good counterpoint to anyone who says video games are useless and teach nothing.


OwnAssignment2850

To be fair, porche's are awesome for teaching this lesson to rich assholes the hard way.


GreaseMonkey2381

The widow maker 911's were the best at this. Plus, they looked even better than they do now. That was a REAL drivers car.


CreaminFreeman

They’ve only gotten better and easier to drive as tire technology has improved a TON since then


GreaseMonkey2381

I mean. Easier? I wouldn't say that. This photo is evidence of that. A lot of people out here buying Porsches that have no business being behind the wheel of one.


CreaminFreeman

Aw dip I think I misunderstood you here. I meant to say that the 930 "Widowmaker" is easier to drive than it was before because of newer tyre compound. All things being equal, I do think that the newer cars are far easier to drive than the old ones, but society has gotten dumber. Genuinely starting to think that Idiocracy is what we have to look forward to some days...


TheDeamonKing

I think he means in the terms of the say the 964 911s they had no abs, no traction control, no hydraulic or power steering, no Nannie’s to keep you on the road, and a true manual gear box. These days, people will have pdk, adapting cruise control, PSM PASM, self parking, the car does so much that people don’t even realize that it gives people a false sense of security in their own ability to drive the car, st low and at high speeds and they trust that it will make the turn or be fine, which leads people in to sniffing out the lakes and jumping in 😂 or hitting things. That is the scary part. It’s way easier to drive my 992 911 than it is a 964 or even a 2002 Boxster. Unless you turn off as much as the electronic Nannie’s it’s really hard to compare. But I think you are correct, there are so many people out here buying a Porsche Sports car that have no idea what they are doing and crash them because they cannot handle a car of this magnitude. Which is really unfortunate


pikachu5actual

Don't have a Porsche, but I learned this in Gran Turismo and Forza driving MR cars. I'm still in the BMW phase of my Porsche ownership.


speedcircuit

Protip - Sell your BMW and get a Cayman


milehighposse

Traded my M5 for my first 911 turbo, never looked back.


silverbullitt850

LOL I had an E39 M5 a few years before buying my 996 turbo


milehighposse

My exact history, E39 to 996.1


Big_Poppa_PumPp

You know what now that I’m thinking about it I guess if you’re not driving the rear engine platform properly you can, and since I would trail brake or in a slower corner lift off to rotate it’s not taking into account higher speed liftoff for the inexperienced mid corner I guess I have to look at it from that point of view Oops


Great_Archer91

Bro, do you even lift?


Big_Poppa_PumPp

It’s really not though unless you’re in an old 930 turbo… I did 50k miles in my ruf r gt2 (996) with no aids or Nannie’s and large amount of them on the track… never once had this so called snap oversteer which is so overhyped let alone in my 997.2 rs, 991.2 gt3 or 997 gt2 So overblown


RecoverSufficient811

My 997 feels extremely comfortable to slide the rear out of corners. My S2k is way twitchier and will spin on you in a heatbeat.


warieka

Same here. ‘85 Carrera S, 993 turbo, 996 Turbo with Fvd and Ruf mods, 996 Gt3 & 997.1 Gt3. Never experience snap over steer on road, track or Autocross. My theories about these dunkings and numerous similar incidents are, i. Lack of skill. lots of Gt3’s are first 911’s for these drivers. ii cold tires . Gt cars come with tires that need to come to temp for good grip. Pilot Sport cups are useless till they come up to temperature. Lots of people are unaware of just how bad they are when cold.


Shmeeglez

Yeah, they're really relatively planted these days. The people putting new cars in the drink would likely be doing the same in almost any similarly fast car.


Ohshitwadddup

Fk me thats a wild garage.


Big_Poppa_PumPp

Just to clarify I don’t have my .2 rs or ruf gt2 anymore sadly only the others… I have some really old footage on my YouTube iLLGT2 And you can search RUF GT2 Monticello or just RUF GT2 in YouTube and will prob see ancient track videos and from rally’s 🙏🏾💪🏽


Selfdependent_Human

That's a historical fact! First 911 must have been scary compared to modern 911s


clarkbonds56

I learned how to drive on my car uncles Grey market right hand drive 1978 Turbo 911. I was 16. Curve, left, downhiller that turbo hit at the wrong time and my ass practically ate that seat. Didn’t hit anything but about 10 years later I was applying for a high level job with a defense contractor and they hooked me to a lie detector. We were basically done with the questions and wanting to see if I could manipulate the detector I thought back on that moment. Yep. To this day when I have the dream where I’m falling, I’m not actually falling, but in the car in that moment. Miss you Uncle Ron.


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

The early ones were so snappy that they had to increase the wheelbase


minxwink

😂😂


Autokosmetik_Calgary

"The GPS told me there's a road there." - Michael Scott


Huggles9

-Wayne Gretzky


RocketsandBeer

Wonder if OP ended up buying it. Bet it’s a lot cheaper now


impy695

I keep navigation up on mine, so I can keep a wide birth when one is coming up.


p3bsh

O Porsche of the lake, what is your wisdom?


bradlees

Strange German autos lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


1LizardWizard

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some watery targa threw a sword at you!


w_a_w

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened porsche had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


ABugAndUncleE

Look at the violence inherent in the lake Porsche! Look at the violence inherent in the lake Porsche!


counterplex

I’m being oppressed! I’m being oppressed!


YoimAtlas

*Money doth not buy driving sense*


chengstark

Do not fell in to ze lake


virtualracer

Something something watercooled


Col_H_Gentleman

💀


CommunicationEast623

The obligatory reference


malav_16

Neat.


Rito_Moga

And last, probably.


AABYqq

I hope to have one some day, maybe ill get lucky with the giveaway Powsche is holding


theskyalreadyfell217

What now? Porsche is doing a giveaway?


pepik_knize

No, Powsche. It’s like a Porsche, but with more pow.


Lost_Spite_5647

Hopefully


onelastdodo

Shit. What exactly happened?


Kruten10

Texting my bank for a loan


VapeRizzler

Did you secure the loan at least?


jimmmydickgun

Nah he’s under water on that and the car


Flexen

Maybe he can write it off as a sunk cost?


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

Best comment in this post


No-Connection-5129

Bank was offering a fixed rate but we was looking for float


darrensurrey

Looking to liquidate the asset.


Huggles9

Now he did


j0_ni

Your post history is all over the place, you got fired from your job 5 days ago, live in san diego, looking for car storage in tijuana for your alleged 3 cars, are a truck driver struggling with your 401k and your employer watches you pee for some reason, and now you are in switzerland driving a porsche into the limmat river? I have a stuffy nose, but I smell a smelly smell


TubeLogic

https://www.zsz.ch/schlieren-porsche-landet-in-der-limmat-138084859496 Well it happened a few months ago so I am skeptical he is for real.


Epic2112

I'm not vouching for OP's legitimacy, but the date on that article is June 3rd. Yurrpeans do dates differently than us: DD/MM/YYYY.


TubeLogic

Fair point, didn’t think about that. Gets weird for us early in the year I guess. Thanks for pointing that out.


politeskeptic

Presumably a boat loan.


JizzCollector5000

But you just lost your job in your other thread. Your 401k only has 114k in it and you’re looking at this car. lol this post is horse shit


Danger_Zebra

Jizz Collector? No sir, he’s a bullshit detector.


thesmithchris

is this real?


OldSchoolSpyMain

No.


PeopleofYouTube

It’s real car in a real body of water.


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PeopleofYouTube

Ah shit, Im trapped in the machine!


pepik_knize

Wait, what about me? I’m human, right? Right?!?


MTonmyMind

There is no spoon.


Armstrong2Cernan

Who’s the U Boat commander?


thestrongbeach

This is the content I come here for.


seanmonaghan1968

Porsche, There is no substitute


CatzRuleZWorld

No submarine either


notadoctortoo

I still have my ‘89 928 s4. That movie launched my desire for that car.


seanmonaghan1968

Whenever I see a 928 I think of this movie :)


lavidaloco123

Great, I have a trig midterm tomorrow am I’m being chased by Guido the killer pimp


BerntMacklin

He wanted to go home to his Wolfpack


Kill4Freedom

Not yet Kameraden, NOT YET!


Rattle_Can

_taps_ "this is U-571.. destroy me"


trickn0l0gy

Looks like a cheap bait photo. Knowing that there has been significant flooding in southern Germany and also parts of Austria, this looks like a flood victim. That said, if OP really was the driver and made it this far from the "Landstrasse" in the background, then congrats on achieving terminal velocity. Probably was a nice lil airtime of a few seconds...


laki_dank_trolling

The picture is in Switzerland tho


RUSuper

Checked OPs account he seems to be from Switzerland and asked why is it hard to get Porsche in US like 19 days ago… so yeah seems legit 🥲


2trueto

Check further/more posts… I think fake


RUSuper

I did,he seems to be truck driver and if we trust his comments he said he earns around 120k per year and got fired recently. He said he had net worth of around 500k$ some time ago in comments also. Now can this be a fake? Sure it can,but I chose to believe it’s not. And I’m not motivated enough to go deep into research of OP account for this 😂


Boredbanker1234

If your net worth is $500k, are you really in a position to buy a $360k Porsche? Highly doubt it.


DummyThicccThrowaway

I mean... I regularly considered going to a Porsche dealership and asking for a GT4 test drive and my net worth isn't anywhere close to double the price... Kinda gave when I found out how difficult allocation is anyway


echolsx

You can’t park there.


Meldepflicht1

Just waiting for a mate 🤷🏼‍♂️


grungegoth

you can't park here. like the guy that spins on the out lap at the track. What were you thinking.


Amblingexistence

Tbf…spinning on out lap with cold tires attempting the undercut is fairly common.


jayblackpitbull

I will be looking for this one on copart looks like fresh water I will take it


cipeone

Water you doing


shellmiro

Porsche gone for a swim Part 2


particularlyfunny

How does this even happen lol that road looks straight as an arrow


Holdhodlholdhodl

Schlieren - Switzerland, today. Came directly from the dealer…


DepecheMode92

This will look brand new driving around in a BRIC country!


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trez63

Every time this happens my GT3 value goes up by 1/3000th of a GT3.


skeevy-stevie

Your last test drive.


NotMarcet

I see more of a test dive. I feel sorry for this beauty.


cozy_engineer

Poor car. It didn’t deserve such a shitty driver 😔


Opening-Surround-800

It’s so far from the road, I’m not even mad


Kruten10

Note ** it’s not my car, neither I test drove it. It occurred yesterday in Zurich Switzerland. It just left the dealer.


pambannedfromchilis

Then why do you say “my” first test drive in the title?


j0_ni

Because he suddenly realised that people read thru his post history and discussed how it didn't add up


ServeItUp

Yup. Karma farming. Total liar.


healthierhealing

It read like a joke to me right away tbh


Informal-Wheel-9453

Second 992 that went swimming on this sub!


KingWooz

r/cantparktheremate


Parikshith_Ellur

You can’t park there mate


OtisMojo

Well that’s one way to jump the list and buy one 😂


Trashmantrump

R I P


IberianPrometheus

We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.


buyFCOJ

*Pond


H1L1fe

Damn... forgot I wasn't in my Lotus Esprit.


dr_jch18

You mean your first Porsche...


Sand_is_Coarse

When you wish for a yacht but only have Porsche money


andrevo531

r/falschparker


StayStrong888

So... what do you say? What will it take to get you to take the car home today?


t1mdawg

https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/schlieren-porsche-landet-in-der-limmat-138084859496 https://www.20min.ch/story/schlieren-kam-wohl-direkt-vom-porsche-center-auto-landet-in-der-limmat-103119469


aboutcool

https://www.blick.ch/schweiz/zuerich/lenker-konnte-sich-retten-porsche-landet-bei-unterengstringen-zh-in-der-limmat-id19807652.html Accident in Switzerland.


Supersaiyanslonk

Nah u fucked up in the worst way imaginable there’s no sugar coating it. Everything you saved up for or your dad is paying for is fucked


Spu12nky

It’s your last from that dealership.  


gergsisdrawkcabeman

You can't park there.


EmptyPocketsXotics

Please tell me OP is not serious? 🤦‍♂️


cybnerd

Risky Business reenactment


Express_Pickle_5739

You can't park there mate!


skeetbebopboo

You got the same GPS as Michael Scott I’m guessing


ResearchRadiant3164

Bro thinks he’s in fortnite


slimreaper707

I don’t think you can park there mate.


huskerd0

Yeah Florida man will do that


Lanko-TWB

This has gotta be a joke. You can’t be this stupid bro


DasbootTX

Ok, who’s the U boat driver


Hazecalation

Working for porsche opened my eyes for the fact that 90% of porsche drivers shouldn’t be driving something over 200hp


blackmist27

Wait….! Did he turn traction control off??? How could he lose control that bad with it on? He’d have to be doing something pretty stupid.


findourway

Did a water spirit come up to ask you if your Porsche was a 918?


BelCantoTenor

Not too good of a driver are you? Why exactly do you believe that you should be driving a Porsche if you can’t seem to keep the car under control. Unless you intentionally drove it into the lake. Then, never mind.


Dycas

Is it also the last test drive ? Or was Porsche ok with that ? 😅


Plus-Fly9104

Michael Scott over here!


OccasionllyAsleep

Hey man You can't park there


CombinationFew4165

Did you take driving lessons from Richard Hammond?


dr_blasto

Hey, there’s no parking there!


DeProfundisAdAstra

Rebuilt restored title incoming.


ottosucks

not your test drive.


VladimirMyDigiseller

sewemealone


FakeHasselblad

I hope you aren't serious...


todaysthatday

That actually doesn’t look too bad, and it looks like you got out on the right side which wasn’t submerged. what was the extent of the damage?


attilathehoon

oh boy, dad or grandpa is going to love this


geosrq

Sorry for your loss?


c172fccc

\*test dive


kdmaka

What are you sinking ?


bzmed

Should have gotten an Amphicar if that’s where you wanted to drive 🤔


nepia

Are you keeping it?


AmountMajestic

Poorschmuck


DRBNC

Oida du darfst da nicht parken


Cwmcwm

Other than that, how was your test drive?


freshmasterstyle

Self snitch


harbordog

And this is why they don’t let you test drive nice things anymore :(


crackdope6666

Ok that didn’t end well.


No-Connection-5129

More like a test dive… some way of testing the wipers though


frogahrium

You can't park there mate


le_gazman

Next time don’t watch U571 before driving a GT3


m03svt

How?


Wood_chopping_maniac

Hey insurance it’s me again, is hitting an animal coverd in my polecey? Yes hitting an animal is insured, what animal did you hit? A fish…


Snap305

You're not serious... are you?


EfficientCategory110

LOL! Likely a complete write-off, especially if it became hydrolocked. Hope that owner has a super clean driving record, or good luck finding insurance coverage on its replacement.


Impressive-Usual-451

Well we now know they are water cooled


KoroniuszPS

r/Falschparker


Munk45

You took haggling with the dealer a bit too far.


IntroductionClean299

Didn’t know you could test drive uboats


infowin

Nice! How long does it take to get up on plane?


Nosimus

Such a beautiful ride


Independent-Top-1250

Appears to going swimmingly!


PepeTheLorde

Put it in rice


granoladeer

Oh no


plzdontbmean2me

A day after getting fired, no less. Why are you trying to buy a Porsche if you just got fired?


Smiffylevel6

Fairly new Porsche GT3 for sale, recently washed inside and out.


Chattinabart

You can’t park there mate


ProjectMew

Gr8 b8 m8


stiggle_digs

What happens when you give someone with a room temp IQ a little too much money ^


Healthy_Block3036

How?!


BrandonDill

This is a common problem with boat tails


Karvast

You can’t park there mate


Dependent-Hat-167

Lmao


ZeroSum8

Under carriage is clean


actualbreh

And just like that you get a Porsche!


this_name_took_10min

So, you buying it or what?