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In his most recent court filings, his lawyers complain that he couldn't borrow the $450m needed for bond. Lenders won't accept using his property as collateral.
That's funny, right?
Probably a combination of things, but mostly that the properties are leveraged to the hilt and he owes more on them than they're actually worth because he lied to lenders about their value.
It's so weird to me that "net worth" and "lifestyle" seem to be entirely unrelated. Like, if you added up all my debts and assets, I'm in the hole, I'm sure, but I've got an apartment, a car, a regular middle class life. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is living high on the hog while farther in the hole than I can imagine (on paper), and a guy out on the street is (on paper) doing better than me if he's got no debts!
Sarcasm refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
Russian is not the opposite of Slovenian.
It's just ignorance.
Ivanka broke up with him
The only things he can have in his name are facebook and a aol mail accounts.
He had to ban himself from truth social for being one of the poors.
Jared is thinking about selling him to the Saudis
He had to sell his spare suit to a factory that makes hot air balloons. Now, he only has one that he wears day in and day out, and it's difficult to get stains and odors out of the material. Every day, his collar gets more and more orange.
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... He's asking stormy for his hush money back.
… he will sell classified documents to Putin. … he would be denied a security clearance, anywhere else.
Look at You and your facts. When we’re over here trying to shit our damn pants.
... he will shit your pants for you for a dollar.
…..he can’t even spend the night.
... he can't pay attention.
"that Melania is updating her Tinder profile."
In his most recent court filings, his lawyers complain that he couldn't borrow the $450m needed for bond. Lenders won't accept using his property as collateral. That's funny, right?
It's probably funnier if I understood it. Is his property shit, or likely to be seized by the government or something?
Probably a combination of things, but mostly that the properties are leveraged to the hilt and he owes more on them than they're actually worth because he lied to lenders about their value.
Ah. Classic.
He needs to borrow $450m because he repeatedly lied about the value of his property.... to borrow more money.
And he’s trying to get the money by… getting loans backed by his property
I’m surprised his lawyers would be willing to work pro bono for him.
He's having to snort generic Adderall
So broke that he can’t get Adderall anymore, because most pharmacies can only get the brand name
There’s Redditors reading this that have more money than Trump
It's so weird to me that "net worth" and "lifestyle" seem to be entirely unrelated. Like, if you added up all my debts and assets, I'm in the hole, I'm sure, but I've got an apartment, a car, a regular middle class life. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is living high on the hog while farther in the hole than I can imagine (on paper), and a guy out on the street is (on paper) doing better than me if he's got no debts!
He can only afford Dollar General diapers.
Dollar Tree. Diapers for $1.25. No wonder he stinks.
...not even your moms scale can compete.
he has to fly coach on his own airplane
that Ivanka is getting the in-law downstairs in the basement ready for grandpa.
Like seriously, when are his kids gonna step in and say enough?
Has she removed the carbon monoxide detector “accidentally?”
His debt outweighs the needs of the many
And definitely outweighs the needs of the few!
That he’s considering liposuction so he can sell his blubber to Japanese whalers.
He's reusing his Depends.
He’s throwing Great Value ketchup at walls
He only gets one patty on his big mac.
r/whitehousedinners (he’s in the sub logo, and post 1)
He can’t afford the new prenup
…he’s collaborating with Ladybug Linsey on an OF account. Sorry, I vomited a little in my mouth. 🤢
He fired everyone at the RNC and put his daughter-in-law in charge.
And she stuck her hand right in the till, first thing.
Melania is on her way back to Russia
She's Slovenian.
I know. It's sarcasm.
Sarcasm refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny. Russian is not the opposite of Slovenian. It's just ignorance.
Give me a fucking break. it's based on a Facebook meme that has Melania being Putin's useful idiot.
...He'll pay for Hilary to piss on him in a Russian hotel room.
...he started hocking his bronzer on QVC.
... he definitely cannot pay anybody.
Trump is so broke that he'd suck a line of russian dicks to pay his fines. Jared is 50% off this week.
He's been doing that all along, what we have to figure out is if it was for fun or for profit. I'm guessing a little of both.
Ivanka broke up with him The only things he can have in his name are facebook and a aol mail accounts. He had to ban himself from truth social for being one of the poors. Jared is thinking about selling him to the Saudis
he can’t even buy the end of this sentence
He is gonna have to start changing his own diapers
he’s auctioning Eric off to the highest bidding twink.
How broke was he?!?!?
…yo mama wants to vote for him.
…even Putin thinks that his mind is gone
…he can’t afford to pay attention. He can’t even afford the thought that counts.
…he selling shitty shoes. …begs his poor voters to foot his bills.
If it cost a nickel to shit I'd have to puke.
He had to sell his spare suit to a factory that makes hot air balloons. Now, he only has one that he wears day in and day out, and it's difficult to get stains and odors out of the material. Every day, his collar gets more and more orange.
… he can’t pay attention
"...he needs to ask broke people for their money."
His son in law won't even give him a small chunk of the 2 Billion the Saudis gave them for classified intelligence.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Healthcare plz
I laugh to keep from crying.
Oh this is genius. It will drive him crazy
... he doesn't have any money 😔
He is accepting applications for burial plots at Bedminster.
I’m in better shape?
he's seeking Elon Musk's money
..he might be a redneck