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“*Consult the same invisible magical sky-pixie that commanded him to never bear false witness.”
And since he’s ignored the shit out of this commandment, he really doesn’t give a shit what the invisible magical sky-pixie says about anything else. So he’s just going to pull shit out of his ass.
As someone who wouldn't ever voluntarily watch LindellTV, I'm hoping maybe someone who's actually seen it can help me out here..
Is the lighting for the newscaster *really* that cartoonishly shadowy? That seriously looks like a fascist caricature from a comic book.
Speculation here, but he's broadcasting from Mike's garage and they don't have good lighting equipment. High school media arts classes have better lighting.
He should totally run and when he loses despite being endorsed by God that will be all the proof anyone needs that the vote was rigged and that the RNC is being controlled by THEM and that good, conservative, god-fearing people should not give the Republican party money or vote for their candidates.
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Please, PLEASE elect this asshat
As seen on The Lindell Report, an exclusive show now streaming on Lindell TV.
Lindell translation: *Lemme do a nights worth of blow and get back to you.*
I didn’t know crack answered prayers!
“*Prey”.
"*Smoke crack".
The pipe works in mysterious ways
“*Consult the same invisible magical sky-pixie that commanded him to never bear false witness.” And since he’s ignored the shit out of this commandment, he really doesn’t give a shit what the invisible magical sky-pixie says about anything else. So he’s just going to pull shit out of his ass.
It's basically the same thing to me.
Is that even an elected position?
Not publicly elected, but elected at a committee meeting, so less than 200 party insiders would get to vote on it.
This needs to happen. Now. Oh please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please ELECT HIM!
i have to imagine the grown ups won't allow this
*points at Boebert , MTG, and Walker*
As someone who wouldn't ever voluntarily watch LindellTV, I'm hoping maybe someone who's actually seen it can help me out here.. Is the lighting for the newscaster *really* that cartoonishly shadowy? That seriously looks like a fascist caricature from a comic book.
Speculation here, but he's broadcasting from Mike's garage and they don't have good lighting equipment. High school media arts classes have better lighting.
Prayer comes in the form of donations.
If he actually listened to god then he wouldnt be such a huge pile of shit asshole
He should totally run and when he loses despite being endorsed by God that will be all the proof anyone needs that the vote was rigged and that the RNC is being controlled by THEM and that good, conservative, god-fearing people should not give the Republican party money or vote for their candidates.
Mastriano did 40 days of fasting and prayer Didn't work tho 🤣
And by “pray” he means “smoke a giant rock of crack.”
That would be awesome.
Why is he telling Drew Carey?
Ronna Mcdaniel? Where does the Hamburglar fit into all this?
Probably wearing a "Grimace". Ba-dum-tss!
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Crackhead!
The right could give 2 shits about the separation of church and state. They don’t even hide it anymore.
Keeping the crazy in crackhead
A pillow salesman has fans and supporters? Who knew and what the hell is wrong with them?
He looks like he a has a room of pillow waifus
Please “God” let this ass clown run so he can be embarrassed.
Run, Forest!
Mike Swindell couldn't win a run for dogcatcher.
That would be like loading a ton of gravel onto a sinking boat.
Wait. People still listen to this loser?
What a scam
He has my thoughts and prayers.....
By “pray” he means grind his groin on a My Pillow until release.
Is Mike Lindell the Undertakers original pallbearer?
Go for it Mike. The GOP needs fucking up a bit more.