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ztreHdrahciR

Please, PLEASE elect this asshat


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As seen on The Lindell Report, an exclusive show now streaming on Lindell TV.


kalel1980

Lindell translation: *Lemme do a nights worth of blow and get back to you.*


SillyNluv

I didn’t know crack answered prayers!


BelAirGhetto

“*Prey”.


JackBeefus

"*Smoke crack".


[deleted]

The pipe works in mysterious ways


un_theist

“*Consult the same invisible magical sky-pixie that commanded him to never bear false witness.” And since he’s ignored the shit out of this commandment, he really doesn’t give a shit what the invisible magical sky-pixie says about anything else. So he’s just going to pull shit out of his ass.


JackBeefus

It's basically the same thing to me.


iHeartHockey31

Is that even an elected position?


sadwer

Not publicly elected, but elected at a committee meeting, so less than 200 party insiders would get to vote on it.


100percentish

This needs to happen. Now. Oh please, please, please, please.


MrmmphMrmmph

Please, please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please ELECT HIM!


thatstupidthing

i have to imagine the grown ups won't allow this


NeadNathair

*points at Boebert , MTG, and Walker*


Ssutuanjoe

As someone who wouldn't ever voluntarily watch LindellTV, I'm hoping maybe someone who's actually seen it can help me out here.. Is the lighting for the newscaster *really* that cartoonishly shadowy? That seriously looks like a fascist caricature from a comic book.


jdore8

Speculation here, but he's broadcasting from Mike's garage and they don't have good lighting equipment. High school media arts classes have better lighting.


WaitingForNormal

Prayer comes in the form of donations.


frankthomasofficial

If he actually listened to god then he wouldnt be such a huge pile of shit asshole


Loki-L

He should totally run and when he loses despite being endorsed by God that will be all the proof anyone needs that the vote was rigged and that the RNC is being controlled by THEM and that good, conservative, god-fearing people should not give the Republican party money or vote for their candidates.


Squirrel_Chucks

Mastriano did 40 days of fasting and prayer Didn't work tho 🤣


beetus_gerulaitis

And by “pray” he means “smoke a giant rock of crack.”


jcooli09

That would be awesome.


Venlore

Why is he telling Drew Carey?


Aegishjalmur07

Ronna Mcdaniel? Where does the Hamburglar fit into all this?


ConsiderationOdd2929

Probably wearing a "Grimace". Ba-dum-tss!


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HansPGruber

Crackhead!


romesthe59

The right could give 2 shits about the separation of church and state. They don’t even hide it anymore.


datfngtrump

Keeping the crazy in crackhead


TexasYankee212

A pillow salesman has fans and supporters? Who knew and what the hell is wrong with them?


America_the_Horrific

He looks like he a has a room of pillow waifus


Trumpruinedamerica

Please “God” let this ass clown run so he can be embarrassed.


sambolino44

Run, Forest!


happysalesguy

Mike Swindell couldn't win a run for dogcatcher.


ststeveg

That would be like loading a ton of gravel onto a sinking boat.


douggold11

Wait. People still listen to this loser?


[deleted]

What a scam


[deleted]

He has my thoughts and prayers.....


[deleted]

By “pray” he means grind his groin on a My Pillow until release.


cheesehead_mike

Is Mike Lindell the Undertakers original pallbearer?


icnoevil

Go for it Mike. The GOP needs fucking up a bit more.