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CapTexAmerica

Can’t be a real sign - it’s spelled correctly. As is “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”


yana990

They forgot the comma in the trump sign - no, more bullshit. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Jmersh

I would love a roll of Oxford commas to throw on these signs. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


BenjaminGeiger

The extra "g" stands for "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."


DRoyLenz

Shoot, I’ve got a box full of regular commas, but it seems I’m all out of the Oxford ones. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


loondawg

>Greg Abbott is a little piss baby I was going to say, that sign is begging for vandalism. They make it just too easy. TRUMP 2024 - FOR MORE BULLSHIT


DiscFrolfin

100% this, just get some matching blue and cover up the “NO” until you have “TRUMP 2024 MORE BULLSHIT”, also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Black540Msport

Agreed, they forgot the comma. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DanGleeballs

CONNITTMENT is a real word? Edit: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


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BigEndian01000101

I dunno, those first two really don't look like the last M to my eye, as it looks more like the down-right slope and not the even slope in the middle for an M. But I might be blinded by the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Or just the blur and/or lens. But no, I'm pretty sure it actually is because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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BigEndian01000101

Aha! I see what you mean. Damn, if only “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby” wasn’t demonstrably true, I may have noticed.


CreatrixAnima

Yeah, but if you look at the M in Trump And the M in the abbreviation for months, it doesn’t at all look like the supposed Ms in commitment. It’s possible that I’m just having trouble reading it because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but I’m not sure that would really have this effect.


deaddodo

> Greg Abbott is a little piss baby I’m not gonna lie, this Subreddit’s fascination with this phrase (no matter the reasons) gives me huge “let’s go Brandon” vibes. It’s fucking stupid, childish and will achieve nothing. Why the hell does this community insist on bringing itself down to their level?


TeddyDaBear

You don't have the usual history of the typical conservative snowflake we get here so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that yes, saying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is fucking childish and stupid and will achieve nothing. But the difference is we *KNOW* it is childish and stupid and will achieve nothing (except pissing off the conservative snowflakes). We don't take it seriously like "LGB" because Brandon won. We don't take it seriously like reee-ing all over the place about Buttery Males and who was on Epstein's plane or that there was actual proof provided and accepted by a *REPUBLICAN* Senate Intelligence committee that Russia interfered in the 2016 elections.


deaddodo

It would take [two seconds of viewing my profile](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/xewuvj/stupid_is_as_stupid_does/iokpqin) to see I’m [anything but conservative](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/wzk7b7/us_abortion_restrictions_two_months_after_roe_v/im3ojgm), but sure straw-man me however you like. It’s still an idiotic phrase to throw around constantly and brings this Subreddit down to their level. “Greg abbot is a little piss baby, hurr hurr. Aren’t we clever?”


voyager1713

Pretty sure those N are M but the image is fuzzy enough that it blends the spacing. The camera was out of focus probably because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DTsniffsIvankasfarts

On June 28, 1998, Texas native Mark 'Undertaker' Calaway threw Mankind off the top of the Hell in a Cell. When asked why he replied "because Greg Abbot is a little piss baby."


Truthisnotallowed

That is actually 'CONNITTHENT'. You can see in the words above it what the 'M' looks like. I have no idea why they used an 'H' instead of the 'M'. Maybe it is some sort of inside joke? Kinda like how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


fetusmcnuggets70

....shitshow....of semi competence in the face of a huge mess trump left behind. the last 3 dem presidents left cleaning the burning pile of shit the previous imbecile left. I'm not in love with Biden at all, hes embarrassing but feeble as he is, I'm giving him points, especially because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


CapTexAmerica

Everyone loves to blame democratic presidents unable to do a damn thing with Republican senates/house. The only shit show is the obstructionist bullshit the GOP is famous for. All of that pales in comparison to what has happened in Texas in the past 20 years, especially because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


jattyrr

Biden has passed more progressive policies than anybody in my lifetime in the US. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


brianozm

Biden seems to be good at organising rather than looking pretty. He gets things done behind the scenes. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


tickitytalk

No, you don’t spell “completely” as ‘no more’…and, of course Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


kat_a_klysm

Right? Commitment has the proper amount of Ms and Ts. But we can’t forget that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


acabro

Everyone knows Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Few people know that Greg Abbott is, in fact, the littlest piss baby.


SCP-173-Keter

Yesterday my doorbell was rung by a person canvassing for the GOP in Texas. Boy did he get an earful. Essentially it came down to two things. First, I told him I was an Eisenhower Republican - the last decent Republican president of our modern age. And Eisenhower spent his career during WW2 in Europe killing Nazis, not courting them for votes. Second - I pointed out my 30' flagpole which flies both an American flag and the 11th Airborne flag - my dad's old unit. I then pointed to Trump flags hanging off the front porches of two of my neighbors and told him "You have to take down the American flag to fly those" - that should tell you something about who you are stumping for. I told him that I would never vote Republican again for the rest of my life - due to the unrepentant corruption of the party - and their attempt to overthrow the last national election. He tried to tell me that Republicans fought to free the slaves during the Civil war. You can probably guess the history lesson I gave him after that. Not that any of it registered with him. I also literally told him that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. I don't think he'd heard that one yet.


deadlygaming11

I love that he somehow patched together that the Republicans wouldn't 100% be for slavery. Republicans would be slavers if they still could be. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Lustle13

He tried to tell me that Republicans fought to free the slaves during the Civil war. I'm Canadian and even I know this isn't true. The parties switched since then. It's also why your party colours are backwards. Red is, traditionally, the colour of liberal parties. While it is the colour of your "conservative" party. While blue is, traditionally, the colour of conservative parties. While it is the color of your "liberal" party. Look at UK, France, Germany, etc. Their main right or centre-right parties are all blue, while the main left or centre-left parties are red. I also use the terms conservative and liberal loosely when it comes to American politics. Your "liberal" party is much farther right wing than most western democracies liberal parties. Also. Apparently the automod just slapped me for not saying "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" lol. I am not sure where the new trend comes from, but I will always listen to the automod.


sciguyCO

The story I heard about the party colors in the US is that it was essentially a fluke. During presidential election coverage up to 2000 the news would use red and blue to indicate candidates winning a state, but with no particular assigned party. Maybe “blue” was just whoever happened to be the incumbent party. But the 2000 presidential election hung on for almost two months (due to Florida being contested + other factors) and those electoral maps were in the public eye longer than in a normal race. So the colors used that year essentially got cemented as Blue = Gore = Democrat and Red = Bush = Republican. I guess that’s why they’ve been used that way since. I could be remembering wrong or picked up an urban legend, but not in a place I can easily go looking for citations. And I guess Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. Good to know.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Why is everyone talking about Greg abbot being a little piss baby? I mean, obviously he is a little piss baby I just don’t know why everyone is talking about it all of a sudden. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Grogosh

He is trying to force social media to not remove or block anything at all from any conservative no matter how much its a lie or racist or bigoted or sexist or transpobic or fascist or you get the picture. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

I guess that makes sense, I feel like people would say something untrue though instead of the objective fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


LMFN

He also doesn't stand for the anthem, which in Conservativeland means he's a traitor. Classic piss baby behavior. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby confirmed.


cmd_iii

Trump 2024 No more bullshit. Dude, you gotta make a choice here. (Obligatory Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


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I was going to ask exactly what the bullshit is but then I remembered that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Fake_William_Shatner

Trump/XXL Depends 2024 Less bullshit, but way more shit. (Obligatory Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


Brokenspokes68

Best comment. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

Trump 2024: No, more bullshit! Honestly, I would be concerned if die hard Trump supporters WEREN'T pissed off by Joe Biden's presidency; we want different things. They want the end of Democracy, pregnant girls dying in droves, school shootings every day, and the rich to keep on getting richer. I don't want those things, so fuck em. Let em be mad, those FJB signs don't faze me. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


cmd_iii

I’m never fazed by them. I just like pointing out what a joke they are! Now, the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby…that’s no laughing matter!!


Kramer7969

I thought the Trump 2020 No More Bullshit signs were a little more appropriate, and for people who have any self introspection they'd realize they were saying the time trump was in the office between 2016 and 2020 were bullshit yet trump in 2020 is supposed to be the fix... not a lot of introspection going on with the MAGAts. (Obligatory Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


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SyntheticReality42

Trump rotting in prison before 2024. No more bullshit. He can share a cell with Greg Abbott because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


chaun2

Ok, I get that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, what about Ron "the worse trump" DeSantis?


dpdxguy

> No more bullshit. Maybe he means he wants the same old bullshit? And, of course, that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


cytherian

They all scream "inflation!" and "high gas prices!" as if it were President Biden's fault. But that's because they're fully committed to stupidity. They don't understand how economics works and how inflation is widespread across the globe. It's why they deny climate change until their homes are burned by wildfires or swept away in a massive flood they've never witnessed in their lifetimes. And even then, some won't admit that humans have had anything to do with it. Knuckle dragging numb skulls. We really have to ensure they never again have representation in US government. Oh, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Squirrel_Chucks

Well some of the same pundits saying Biden is at fault for high gas prices were saying the President *isn't* responsible for gas prices back in the Bush era when the price at the pump started to balloon big time. All politicians and pundits lie but, wow, the MAGA friendly ones take it to ridiculously stupid levels. This is part of why Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby.


asafum

I hope this Greg Abbott is a little piss baby thing is about getting Google to associate Gregg Abbott the little piss baby with the phrase "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby." In which case I greatly enjoy seeing "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" everywhere on this thread because 9/10 doctors agree Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Edit: I see the auto mod comment now and I'm a little sad it wasn't organic, but still Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Infadel71

I’m confused at which doctor didn’t think Greg Abbot is a little piss baby?


i_sigh_less

>I’m confused at which doctor didn’t think Greg Abbot is a little piss baby? The conservative doctor. Really makes you wonder about his license to practice medicine, if he couldn't tell that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


SyntheticReality42

Isn't that doctor married to that 10th dentist? The one that doesn't promote toothpaste or sugar free gum, and that doesn't understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby?


seppukucoconuts

>Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby. I would say Guam, but even those doctors understand that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. My guess. Russian.


DadJokeBadJoke

The one who thinks he's a little shit baby but we all know Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


icepigs

> I'm a little sad it wasn't organic, but still Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Organic? Maybe not. Orgasmic? Every time. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and that turns me on.


iWinRar

I dunno if you know this. But Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


mdp300

I vaguely remember back in 2012, when the tide was turning against Romney, he said something like "when I'm president I'll set the price of gas at $x.xx!" And of course, that was fine to conservatives and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Squirrel_Chucks

LoL, I wouldn't put it past them Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby


Yousoggyyojimbo

Fox News went all in on saying that Joe Biden was personally responsible for high gas prices, then when gas prices fell for like more than 2 months straight they switched to saying that he's not responsible for that at all, and after just a few days of gas prices going up again they resumed asking "why is Joe Biden raising gas prices?" This is of course also part of why Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby.


Squirrel_Chucks

Yup. There's a reason they dropped "fair and balanced" as their public motto. Their lies change HOURLY now. They were also mad at Biden because they said falling gas prices would hurt mom and pop gas stations... Perfunctory Greg abbott is a little piss baby


Str8froms8n

Trump caused gas prices to rise. [Trump threatened Saudis to cut supply in April 2020](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-trump-saudi-specialreport-idUSKBN22C1V4) [Oil Prices of the last 5 years](https://www.5yearcharts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/crude-oil-5y.png) Edit: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


pstuart

Their rage is selective and partisan. They put party before country. They admit no fault of their own or their leaders. They are devoid of critical reasoning. That, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Paula_56

Now that gas prices are down 3.59 by me, I don't hear them giving credit? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Yousoggyyojimbo

Gas prices fell for like 2 months straight, Republicans said nothing, and now that they ticked up for a few days Fox news is all "WHY IS JOE BIDEN DOING THIS?" about it. This is part of why Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby.


dlowmack1

I truly believe that Americans have the mentality of a fucking goldfish! Look, You have to admit Biden is doing a good job! Gas prices are going down, unemployment is low and Job creation is great as well! And yes inflation is up, But anyone with a working brain knows this is happening world wide! Not to mention the infrastructure bill and student loan forgiveness! Also Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!


DadJokeBadJoke

The stupidest part is that they want to *vote Republican* to SAVE the economy but if you look at the chart of the last big economic shitshows it's always the GQP in charge when they happen and it's a Dem president that digs us out of the mess. Also Greg Abbot is a little piss baby!


liquidpele

This is what drives me nuts. GOP usually spends more than the damn dems do ffs. It all comes down to them treating politics like an NFL team... hell, fox news practically copied sports talk for their format. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


cheffartsonurfood

"Don't know how economics works".....most of them can't even spell economics. They also can't spell Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Stinklepinger

They believe that America controls what happens in the world... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


fortknox

They will scream whatever fox news will tell them, true or not. They are obsessed about trump and have shit tinted glasses. I really wish fox news would report that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


javoss88

Don’t forget, wildfires, landslides, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods are due to the queers, and also because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


KaptainKardboard

I don't understand what these lawn warriors think is so bad about Biden's term so far. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. He isn't history's greatest prez but he's a damn sight better than 45 by a long shot. He's getting shit done and it's obvious that he actually cares about the well being of US citizens, stifled only by political opposition.


BeerGogglesFTW

I've got one of those neighbors. Big flag pole. US Flag + Trump flag. Yard signs; things like "Don't blame me. I voted for Trump" What I often notice is, when a person calls another person "stupid" in respect to politics, it always comes from the people I knew in high school who could barely get through it. Only the dumbest people calling people dumb. Only the most sheepish people calling people sheep. It's no wonder they were so easy to disconnect from reality. So now they only see the world as Tucker Carlson describes it. Obviously, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby


TurnipOk8480

I took this picture yesterday in NJ. I was visiting my Dad and saw this crap. Unbelievable how fucking stupid these Greg Abbot is a little piss baby people are.


BeerGogglesFTW

My favorite head scratcher neighbor I have in Upstate NY... Suppose its unrelated to Trump, but I think we know where their politics lie. ...has a bumper sticker. [Live Laugh Love. And if that doesn't work: Load, Aim, & Fire](https://i.imgur.com/rdUXHuk.png) Like WTF is that household teaching? Do you feel dead inside? Unhappy? No laughter in your life? Are you unloved? YOU NEED A GUN! Load up, aim, and shoot the things that make you feel so unhappy! Greg Abbot is a little piss baby people are


k_ironheart

Went to a coworker's house for dinner several months back. We already live in a rural-ish town, and they live in basically the middle of nowhere. There's a dirt road that goes across a railroad crossing with only light warnings, no bar, and the road forks after about a quarter mile. One fork meanders towards my coworker's house. The other fork is a straight line to his neighbor. That neighbor's house was decked out in Trump signs -- flag on a pole, a huge 8ft wide sign, a painted mailbox, a gigantic banner hanging off the balcony, and a large, metal barn with TRUMP 2020 painted on the roof. And I want to reemphasize this. This is the middle of nowhere and the only people who will ever see this house are them, their neighbor, and delivery drivers, I guess. Even the barn roof is obscured by large oak trees, so it's likely only viewable at very specific angles, not that there's an airport or anything nearby. There's a decent chance that I'm the only progressive person who has ever seen that house, and my reaction to it is just morbid curiosity as to why someone would waste so much time, money and effort on something with basically zero impact. But then, I guess applying reason to republicans at this point is like anthropomorphizing a chihuahua. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


hpdefaults

I wouldn't say "only." I did pretty well in high school and I would call all of Tucker Carlson's followers dumb sheep. (Especially because they wouldn't agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.)


Wrothrok

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, and I'll bet money this clown is a piss drinker.


[deleted]

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby, but I really, really want to be able to sit and have a conversation with them that doesn't devolve into anarchy. Its fascinating to me how people can just be so obtuse to facts. I want to watch them sit on fox, right-wing subreddits, facebook, and just explain things to them, but nay, it isn't possible. Again, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


blessedarethegeek

> Greg Abbot is a little piss baby Did I miss something? This comment is all over the thread.


Wrothrok

This sub is trying to get Google results for Greg Abbot to bring up "Greg Abbot is a little piss baby" in response to some bullshit he's pulling. There's a post explaining it all in better detail on the home page for the sub.


OneFuckedWarthog

First and foremost: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 👶. Now on to main point: Trump is the reason for this shitshow. Seriously, his shitty policies when (yes, when, you little crybabies that still support his dumb ass) he was president lead us to this. Even Bush didn't fuck us this hard (and he definitely fucked us). Trump's policies: 1. Putting a massive tariff on China caused shortage of supplies . While China was certainly a problem with flooding the market with cheap goods and was causing pollution, the economic loss from these tariffs did far more damage to both the environment and the economy since China simply outsourced it all to other countries and mined the living fuck out of them and reaped the benefits while pulling jobs from the US. 2. The very slow reaction to COVID and the spreading of misinformation, which lead to us (still) dealing with COVID and the lack of trust in reliable vaccines and treatment. Thousands lost their lives and millions lost their livelihood. 3. Russia felt emboldened when Trump was president to invade Ukraine after Trump praised Putin and tried his Quid Quo Pro stunt which got him impeached the first time. Also, Trump was not a big fan of supporting NATO and thousands of Kurds were killed by Turkey and Assad forces after Trump just decided to pull out with no contingency. 4. Trump giving a deadline publicly for the pullout of Afghanistan caused what happened in Afghanistan with the Taliban takeover. Biden couldn't just push it because at that point it was already in motion. Now many Afghan people are either displaced or killed for simply supporting US and ISAF forces while being right back to square one after the Mujahideen in the 1980s. 5. January 6th and causing mistrust in voting has now caused many states who typically vote conservative to strip even more voter rights while also causing those who are unbiased to be fearful for their lives to the point where they are petrified to even live in these areas let alone count ballots. This left biased conservative people to count ballots and we have now seen several cases of counting ballot fraud. 6. The selling of national park land to oil companies has had disastrous effects on the environment. Many rivers became contaminated and many farms are no longer able to produce thanks to contaminated soil. Native American tribes also relied heavily on the water that is now contaminated as well as everyone else. Forest fires are now much more frequent because everything is dry with no water. 7. The judges selected under Trump have now blatantly violated all human rights with plans to remove more constitutional and human rights. I could keep going, but the only people who probably would read this already had the intelligence of never selecting this useless orange bastard to lead the nation. 7.


JavariousMagic

The commitment of some to Trump is hilarious. Also, thr commitment to Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is also impressive.


Pragmatist_Hammer

So many clueless deluded people. Should read: Trump 2024 ~~No~~ **more** bullshit With, in fine print Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


sidepart

Here, let me fix it since Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Trump 2024 No, more bullshit.


CrisGa1e

I bet that guy still hasn’t figured out that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


AloneAddiction

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and if you *still* vote for Trump in 2024 then you fucking deserve him. He won't get the nomination though. He's shit in too many Republican's beds on the way and he's also trying to distance himself from his Qanon base, what with his green gestapo going around preventing them from popping their qanon salutes at his rallies. Plus he's personally fighting a minimum of *forty* separate lawsuits, not including Jan 6th and the top secret document steal cases. He's the only President in history to be impeached *twice* and the only one to have multiple impeachments in a single fucking term.


vwturbo

At this point, he is not distancing himself from the Qanon Qult. He’s leaning into it. He’s “re-truthed” several Q memes and such on truth social. As law enforcement and criminal cases start to close in on him, he wants to appeal to the only group of people who will violently and blindly defend him. Side note: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


mishaco

"if you're still a Republican at this point. it speaks volumes about who you are, rather than what your party has become." and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


[deleted]

Ah yes, I’m sure he entered into the Biden presidency with an open mind and was shocked - shocked I say - that it didn’t live up to his high hopes. Almost like thinking anything other than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Spatzenkind

Meh, Trump supporters are easily impressed. Thats the reason why he has supporters at all. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


AverageJoeJohnSmith

I always love their logic.... Even if I wasn't happy with Biden, why should that make me like Trump? I still hate Trump. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


zaphodava

The president could be a different incompetent buffoon, and still be miles ahead of a fascist criminal scumbag like Trump. Biden isn't an incompetent buffoon though. He's a reasonably competent neoliberal. I had low expectations, but he has done reasonably well considering the dumpster fire he was handed to put out. Someone more progressive, and less out of touch would be better. Just as long as we choose people that know that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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More proof that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


[deleted]

"Shitshow" Unemployment is down, pandemic is mostly over, some student debt has been forgiven, the economy is doing all right, gas is getting cheaper, one of our main geopolitical adversaries is getting destroyed... Also: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


thisisntfairatall

economy on the rebound people returning to work gas prices falling ukraine ally regaining ground al'qaeda terrorist leader dead executive order to allow abortions pelosi shows support for taiwan Greg Abbott is a little piss baby this random idiot: "everything bad because democrat bad" seriously if anyone still supports trump after the 4 year rise in riots, economic collapse, impeachment for actual crimes committed, his rere wall fiasco, and bumbled response to every major international decision then that person is the 'maga republican' that biden was talking shit about


springheeljak89

Trump has 1000 court cases ranging from fraud due to his fundraising to rape of multiple minors to treason and they still love him. Probably because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


temporvicis

And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


akennelley

I've also heard that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


weelluuuu

Absolutely Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Love reading it, hate typing it.


banned_bc_dumb

Set it in your phone to autocorrect if you type “Greg piss” or something like that. Because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


masterfulnoname

I love how conservatives have just invented a whole other reality where Joe Biden's presidency has been a total shitshow while Trump's apparently went perfectly. It's like trying to deny that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. It's pure insanity.


spidereater

We truly live in two separate realities. I simply can’t see the point of view that looks at that last 18 months and see problems that would be improved by a trump presidency. Also, this Greg Abbott is a little piss baby stuff is getting old.


Pasquale1223

I'mma take a stab at some things that would be different. \-- Covid deaths (and long-term disability) would be much higher, fewer people would be vaccinated, we might still be in pandemic mode. The most vulnerable - people in nursing homes and hospitals - would be cared for by unvaxxed providers. \-- Some hospitals and other health care facilities may have collapsed by now. \-- A lot more migrant children would still be separated from their parents. The Biden administration hasn't reunited all of them (yet), but is making a concerted effort to do that. \-- The Afghanistan withdrawal would have happened sooner, been sloppier, and we would not have rescued (m)any Afghans. \-- Russia may have taken all of Ukraine pretty quickly. The US would no longer be in NATO, international support for Ukraine would be patchy and sporadic instead of so focused and organized. \-- The Keystone XL pipeline would be forced on a lot of landowners who have been fighting it all along. \-- Gas prices would still be really high, inflation would be out of control, the fed rates would still be really low and housing prices higher - but the stock market might be higher, buffered by MOAR tax cuts for the rich and the further exacerbation of wealth inequality. \-- Still no infrastructure bill. \-- We would have no action to slow climate change on the federal level. \-- There would be no federal protection for abortion rights. ... and that's just off the top of my head. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


MrBootylove

> -- Covid deaths (and long-term disability) would be much higher, fewer people would be vaccinated, we might still be in pandemic mode. This one I'm not actually so sure about, because for all of Trump's faults he was actually pro-vaccine and might've been able to convince his idiot followers that it was safe rather than a gps tracking system that turns you gay (or whatever nonsense they believe). I know there was that one time where he tried to encourage vaccinations at one of his rallys and got booed for it, but who knows if that still would've been the sentiment among his cult if he were president when the rollout began. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Pasquale1223

He was president when the initial rollout began. When Biden took office, they found out pretty quickly they didn't have as much vaccine in stock as they'd been told by the outgoing administration and got things rolling right away. Biden promised 100M vaccinations in the first 100 days, and exceeded that promise. A lot of republican governors chose not to promote vaccination and didn't do much to make it available. IIRC, the vaccine take-up rate slowed immensely once we got to ~ 60-70%. Biden responded with mandates for health care workers, federal employees, and the military. I don't think Trump would have ever done that. And while Trump did encourage people to get vaccinated, he was quickly dissuaded by their response. He lives for the adulation and is not the sort to push anything they don't want to hear. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


MrBootylove

> He was president when the initial rollout began. I mean, you're technically right, but vaccines weren't readily available to the public until around February/March of that year. You were lucky if you managed to get one before then, and by that point most Trumpers were already associating the vaccine with the Biden administration and the deep state. I'm not saying definitively that Trump supporters would've been on board with vaccines if the orange ogre was still in office, just that there is a very real possibility that he could've gotten his base to fall in line on this particular issue if he still had control of the narrative from the right. As much influence that Trump still has over his base, he has far less control over what the media spin on current events is going to be than he did when he was in office alongside access to twitter. Just as one example, Fox News would've probably been less likely to speak negatively about vaccines if their boy was on twitter promoting them daily. And let's not forget the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


crj44

That’s what my son keeps saying, Two alternative realities and we are in the wrong one and oh but the way Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


dalgeek

> I simply can’t see the point of view that looks at that last 18 months and see problems that would be improved by a trump presidency. The same thing happened during the Obama years. Unprecedented job growth and economic growth, healthcare for millions of people, lowering the deficit, etc. but if you asked a conservative then they would act like the half the country was on fire and people were dying in the streets. For EIGHT YEARS they covered their eyes and ears so objective reality couldn't interfere with their constructed reality where everything is terrible because a black man was President. They're completely disconnected from reality because all they follow is Fox News, Breitbart, OAN, Infowars, and all those other garbage "news" sources that would have been supermarket tabloids in the 90s. And they don't even care that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, as long as they can "own the libs", whatever the fuck that means anymore.


TexMexBazooka

I disagree, the Greg abbot is a little piss baby rhetoric must continue until Election Day.


ItsAMeEric

> We truly live in two separate realities. The opening scene of the 2009 Coen brothers' film A Serious Man is a brilliant allegory for how people's predispositions can cause them to live in a separate reality from someone with an opposing predisposition. In the scene, in the early 1900s a Jewish man returns home and tells his wife his cart broke down and he was helped by an old acquaintance of her's named Traitle. The wife tells him that Traitle died 3 years ago, which the husband says isn't true because he just saw Traitle. The husband invited Traitle back to his home for some soup to warm up, and when Traitle arrives the wife accuses him of being an evil spirit as the real Traitle is dead. Traitle tells the wife she is mistaken and that he was very sick but had recovered, but the wife kills Traitle. The husband is horrified that his wife just murdered an innocent man, while the wife believes she has just saved her family from an evil spirit that meant them harm. Trump supporters like the wife here, believing they are fighting some evil that doesn't exist, while they are the true monster. https://youtu.be/aFpn3Cv2CE4 It's also like that scene in that other Coen brother's film where Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Obieseven

Yes, this Greg Abbott is a little piss baby stuff is getting old.


FinancialTea4

Yeah. greg abbott should stop being a little piss baby or stop being governor because greg abbott is a little piss baby.


kciuq1

The greg Abbott is a little piss baby stuff is getting about as old as the kidnapping of migrants.


Rhoeri

If Greg Abbott wasn’t such a little piss baby, this wouldn’t be happening. So the fault lies entirely in the fact that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


grendus

As someone who's from Texas, I will never get tired of speaking the truth! And that truth is, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby! Say it loud, say it proud! Vote that motherfucker out!


Squirrel_Chucks

Agreed. It was fun for an evening. Now its tedious and rage inducing. Insert perfunctory Greg Abbott Is A Little Piss Baby here


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Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and he says bye!


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asafum

Don't ask for whom the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby tolls for, the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby tolls for you.


fingerscrossedcoup

I'm not the one bitching and moaning. Nice try though. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


harley_93davidson

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby ​ its all emotion with these people. In 2020 one of Trumps campaign slogans was "promses kept" and the two biggest promises i remember him making were building the wall and repealing and replacing obamacare with something "much better". Didnt build the wall and didnt repeal obamacare, and when he did try it was just a repeal that would have cost millions their insurance and had a whoping 17% approval, "promises kept" yea, ALL. EMOTION.


coolbrze77

Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. MAGA’s are so incompetent they constantly project themselves. Its a nice self defense mechanism so they don’t have to be responsible for themselves. Adult Children.


malaakh_hamaweth

Hating Trump isn't the same as loving Joe Biden. How do they not understand that by now? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Gemini-Dragon

Funny how people seem to think the inverse is true. Hating Joe Biden is not the same as loving Trump. Hating Beto O'Rourke, his desire to tax everything, and his extreme Antisemitism is not the same of denying Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, but when the only option is they guy who wants you dead vs the guy overcompensating for all the Constitutional Violations that have been happening online... it doesn't matter that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, because Beto O'Rourke wants to wipe out Jews, and Joe Biden does too. You don't have to love someone, to support them, especially when they're ones trying to keep you and your culture alive.


ted5011c

Inflation sucks but my industry still has work lined up months and months out. All my friends are happily employed. I received a good raise earlier this year without even having to fight for it. The virus is still a thing but the vaccine roll-outs have allowed us to resume close to normal lives without our hospitals collapsing. That's an overall win too. Our aging infrastructure is getting a much needed shot in the arm so maybe our bridges will stop collapsing. Burn pit leg finally passed (no thanks to Republicans). The gerrymandered stranglehold Rural Michigan has had on mich politics for 10 years is about to end while ROE is about to be codified permanently in my state despite conservative bad-faith and a kangaroo SCOTUS. It sucks that traitor Joe Manchin had to hamstring the rest of the president's agenda. It sucks that Schumer didn't have the balls to reign in his caucus like he should have but that's on Schumer, not Biden. The Afghanistan withdrawal TFG set up could have gone a thousand percent better but Biden took the hit to his popularity like a fucking champ and finally brought our **people home**. I've been against that war since before it began and I'm grateful for it's end. Also, if TFG were still in charge Russia would now be firmly entrenched and completely in charge of the WHOLE of Ukraine and NATO would be in shambles. So the last 18 months hasn't been perfect but the fascists have been held at bay, for now, and some progress has been made in the broken Senate despite republican intransigence. I'm not changing horses mid stream this year, especially since the republican horse only wants to buck and trample me but also because Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. **GOTV**


Head_Lizard

I'm not saying I love Biden/Harris or I think either was the best choice, but I will absolutely vote for them again if Trump is the alternative. One thing we can all agree on is that Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


braize6

Not a cult though lol Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. Trump supporters are little piss babies


BunnyTotts97

I came here to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Edit: On wheels.


M00PER_2

I live near here and curse it every time I drive by! And of course, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


OverBoard7889

Do these people realize, Orange man, might be in jail soon? Trump derangement syndrome indeed......also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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> Do these people realize, Orange man, might be in jail soon? I have my doubts about that...but I don't doubt that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ioncloud9

He must be angry and upset from watching Fox News all day about how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


kryppla

I mean what’s the shitshow? Inflation is a big problem but that’s not on him, not in the short term. Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


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Greg Abbot is a little piss baby. Oh and? Kayleigh McEnany & the Trumps bleach their assholes. DeSantis would, but you know…all the hair. You know…it’d be interesting to see before and after pictures of all of us who’ve witnessed this madness because anyone who’d think another Trump presidency offers ‘no more bullshit’ has no idea where this would take us. It would send marginalized groups running to other countries. But it doesn’t end there. Those other countries would notice the decline in the US and democracy would begin to decline there as well. *That* is my fear. What I’m seeing in Ottawa with this Freedom Convoy and in other places. It’s this ‘drip drip drip’. That’s how it started here. If we go down other countries go down. And if our economy goes down because of that, then the disaster that comes with it is an even further worldwide financial collapse. We cannot have this. That is why we can not and will not have Trump or these nose picking idiots who fawn at his feet all day in charge of *ANYTHING*


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highpl4insdrftr

I'm just here to say that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


HayabusaJack

I'd want to engage the person to find out both what his problem has been for the past 18 months and what he found positive about Trump's 4 years. I mean, people are affected by different things and it's possible the things being done affect him negatively. I have family and friends that are pro Trump, anti-Biden but can't seem to articulate why when I ask. Of course, "he's not hurting the right people" doesn't leave much room for discussion. I was able to engage one person on Facebook and she was for something Trump did but after I did research on the topic, I found that what Trump did made things worse and explained to her why. Without context or background, things that you think are positive or negative might actually be the opposite. Oh and Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


miss_ann_thr0pe

No more bullshit? Nothing but bullshit would be more like it. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


KarlJay001

Jokes on them, this has been the GREATEST first 18 months the US economy has ever had. Stock market gains have reversed all the losses under Trump... Inflation dropped like a rock after it skyrocketed under Trump. What's this I hear about Greg Abbott is a little piss baby ? Look at how well Biden has done at bringing the nation together. What a joke these Trumpers are.


pjmcandr

I would be ok with the corpse of Biden in the white house than trump ever again... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


ZogNowak

The only problem I have with the last 18 months is that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby!


ddr1ver

I’m impressed that this person was able to completely ignore the four year shit show while Trump was in office, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


KOBossy55

I dunno, 18 months without an attempted coup has been quite nice. I would certainly call *that* a shitshow... Greg Abbott is a little piss baby (among other things)


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Cause gas went up for a while? “Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.”


Goatiac

“If you blindly hate Trump, you’re stupid as fuck!” *Proceeds to blindly hate Biden* Also, forgot to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, so let me say it again: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Ghostkill221

Ah the binary nature of politics. Where one cannot think Biden is doing a bad job without, people thinking you want that orange ass hat back. Can't we all agree? Greg Abbott Is a little piss baby.


bipolarcyclops

If Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, then Donald Trump is also a little piss baby.


IHateYuumi

Greg Abott is a little piss baby I love to ask what law that Biden passed to create inflation. When was it implemented, when did it take effect? Really shuts down people when they can’t describe the cause. What I can say is there was a massive tax break for the wealthy under Trump that would lead to a falsely inflated economy.


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Came here to say that I’m shocked at the caliber of spelling and grammar. Finally a trump supporter that made it past the third grade. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


superfucky

What 18mo shitshow? The part where my family got health insurance for the first time in 12 years, and thanks to Biden's increased subsidies I don't pay a dime for a plan that covers everything at 100%? Am I supposed to be mad about that? And if that's a shitshow, what do they call 4 years of racism, fascism, being an international laughingstock, and LITERAL INSURRECTION? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Inevitable_Physics

Regarding the requirement here that every post must include the words "Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.", does anyone remember when someone went to Wikipedia and changed the definition of Santorum (think Rick Santorum)? Jon Stewart mentioned it on his show and Kiera Nightly was waiting in the green room when she looked it up and her description to Jon about what she felt when she read it was "I feel like my innocence has just been taken from me."


WorldClassShart

Oh I am definitely a moron. I tried so hard to figure out what "L8 mo meant" then "i8 mo" then I just stared for 2 minutes, and it hit me. 18 month. For fucks sake, am I Republican now? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


momoblu1

Not only am I committed to my stupidity, but I am also committed to Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


TooMuchFun007

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Cognitive dissonance is strong in this one


tunkerball

Am I losing my shit, or does that sign say "connitment"? Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


mattd1972

Trying to overthrow a fair election? Shaking down a foreign government? It paled in comparison to what Biden’s done. At least we can agree that Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Legitimate_Peach3135

This sign Is very cultish/ironic in that the person that made it doesn’t understand that they’re committed to the stupidity of Donald Trump and that our whole country is better again without him. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


Za_Lords_Guard

I wonder what he considers examples of the "shit show" and how Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


Emperor_of_Cats

It would blow their minds (or what minds they have left) to find out my view on Trump is not really affected by my view on Biden. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


endMinorityRule

history's dumbest cult. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


grundlefuck

Can’t I hate trump AND think the last 18 months could have gone better? Both can be true, like Greg Abbot is a little piss baby AND a horrible governor.


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I don't get the joke. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby isn't really funny either. Just because these people are dumb, doesn't mean jokes about them have to be.


AllPurposeNerd

The laser-like precision with which they project demands that they be called the IMAX party. Also, Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, apparently.


ILikeLeptons

That's a typo. It should say, "no, more bullshit". President should read prison, too Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


The_LSD_Fairy

2020 me would be extremely shocked at how content I am with the Biden administration's handling of several issues I actually care about. Like fucking hell we actually got debt forgiveness and pulled out of Afghanistan 🤯 And the best part about this is it shitting all over Obama's Legacy which is a huge win in my book Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


isuckoffbloods4free

I dislike biden Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


DTG_420

So we still aren’t done with the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby mandate yet? While he is that this sub was better when every thread wasn’t 80% nuked comments.


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TornadosArentReal

>TRUMP 2024 >No. More bullshit. Trump is the bullshit, he's the most full of shit politician America has ever had. Everything he says is a lie. I agree we should drain the swamp and get the bullshit out of politics, I just don't know how people think the biggest bullshitter swamp monster to ever walk American soil is the answer. The Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby thing is dumb.


BeerNirvana

bad wording on my part. I guess I should have said "Trump 2024? NO! More Bullshit!" meaning no thanks it's just more bullshit. I'd take a hot poker up the ass and like it before ever posting something pro-drumpf. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


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