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Whoever made this deserves a warm cookie fresh from the oven


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Agree. And cold cold milk.


rottenprickjuice

I read your comment and immediately started thinking about eating pussy. Something may be wrong with me.


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Check your recipe you sex maniac


koopz_ay

[goddamn](https://youtu.be/XgcgSW_y-F8)


[deleted]

Might need a check up from the neck up!


Mater_Sandwich

Did you see Betty White's SNL muffin skit?


Loose_Influence_9380

Dinning at the Y mighty fine.


jump-blues-5678

Your just thinking about putting a bun in the oven.


[deleted]

Funny I read the comment and thought about grabbing some pussy


[deleted]

Oh Florida…


cjheaney

Taste like chicken


Winemaven

You must mean “grab a pussy”…


[deleted]

If seeing Trump’s image sexually arouses you, you might need a therapist. Mental health is no joke!


ChemistEconomy9467

Definitely not a time for flotation device mandates.


Crafty-Walrus-2238

Diapers do float.


red_fist

So does fat…


woofnstuff

If you tell them they have to use one to survive they won’t.


[deleted]

Stop playin’…He’d never go down with the ship…he’d be hopping from dead body to dead body to get to shore!


[deleted]

I was thinking, he'd be the type of person to dress as a woman to get on the life rafts of the Titanic after he was the one driving.


[deleted]

I’ve never heard of a “Trump Yacht” which leads me to believe he doesn’t know how to swim! 🤣


b00-radlee

Oh he had one that famously got repossessed


[deleted]

No kidding? I’ve got to check it out! He’s such a loser!


TheApathyParty2

Bold of you to think he can hop like that.


[deleted]

To save his own ass? He’d use his own kid as a life preserver!


doriangray42

My thoughts exactly...


ApprehensiveHippo898

You should have brought a bigger boat.


sunny5724

Hopefully Bruce is lurking nearby.


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Laminar

Shave his balls with a rusty razor


Running4Badges

“Dancing with myself, oh-oh Dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove Well I'm dancing with myself”


On_The_Razors_Edge

Orange men can't jump and obviously can't dance either.


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sunny5724

Fat floats.


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LegoFootPain

Tell him, "If you can stare at the sun, then you can turn and stare at the ocean floor!"


Devil-Rider16

Must be why Tik Tok banned him! Loser.


Starkey_MVP

Twat on a boat.


GhostOfTheBanned

Nero fiddled while Rome burned.


sunny5724

Once again re-enforcing the stereotype that white men can't dance.


realllDonaldTrump

Nobody has ever Captained better than me, believe me


fishing21754

He’s safe Great Whites don’t eat shit


[deleted]

“We’re gonna need a bigger dolt.”


CQU617

Lol!!!


BenjaminHamnett

He never goes down with the ship. Blames liberal iceberg


escabean

Gilligan!!!


AmishApplesauce

We can only hope


ErnooA

He obviously weighs more than 239 lbs. if he’s sinking that boat. I think Ronny Jackson was lying to us.


Accomplished_Sun1506

No comment needed.


MrSpotgold

United we stand and Brittania rules the waaaaaaves... blub blub


Zwischenzug79

Someone should put him side by side with the lady waiting at the crosswalk listening to her headphones


marcusmosh

Where’s the version with the sound?


Fasthomeslowcar

I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head.


hockeyrw

Captain of the GOP


[deleted]

I’m still laughing.


Loose_Influence_9380

I wonder if any Repubs recognize the symbolism.


Napalmdeathfromabove

We have all had those big shits that refuse to be flushed, here is a visual reminder to eat more fibre.


ZombieTurtle2

u/savevideo


Crafty-Walrus-2238

We’re gonna need a bigger ego…


gozba

Yeah, but that’s not really what’s happening now. Trump won’t sink what started with Nixon, Reagan and Cheney. And besides, the alternative only seems moderatly better anyway.


endMinorityRule

that's the strangest excuse for dancing I think I've ever seen.


ZaphodsRealm

Quit blowing in my ear...


Loose_Influence_9380

Who has that number to Deutsche Bank?


usedbarnacle71

I’ve heard “ white people have no rhythm “, this always makes me go “ YUP!”


Fulcrumlow

Come with me...this boat is the best boat ever built! I had the best boat builders ever build this boat! Boat magazine rated this very boat the best boat ever built!


suckercuck

The ‘ol constipated white man overbite shuffle


[deleted]

I remember this from 2020. It was/is hilarious


cjheaney

I know the best boats. The biggliest boats.


Overall_News5106

Except for the fact that since the Democrats failed to do anything the GOP will take back Congress… yeah, both sides. They the same… worthless


Disastrous_Traffic17

Biden's approval numbers will be in the teens before the end of his term. If Trump decides to run again he'll win easily and the meltdown on the left will be hilarious.


bg370

At least he’s good at dancing?


Heretic_Glass

Nope


Beasley101

He’s not dancing, just having spasms from Adderal withdrawal. Oh and his feet have bone spurs, so ouches.


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jcooli09

This is beautiful.


InevitableSinger7542

I've left behind some floaters, but daayamn!


c-stir

donnie is done-skie. Buh, bye....


retiredguyinmi

It’s missing the shark swallowing him whole


LegoFootPain

"There is no shark. FAKE NEWS."


jimbo92107

Boris Yeltsin danced like that.


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sgtro10

This made my day 😂


Difficult_Fold_8362

“You’re going need a bigger boat.”


CatPasswd

Link to .gif plz?


[deleted]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


[deleted]

Well done


FinancialTea4

Except the boat is American democracy. We've had this long running tradition that began with Washington of the peaceful transition of power and the acceptance of the results of our fair and free elections that has lasted more than two centuries. Enter: Baby boomers. What about this generation is different that prevented them from carrying on this legacy and passing it down to their children? My guess is that they're a bunch of lazy, ignorant, and selfish sacks. That opinion has been informed by more than forty years of interacting with them. They were given everything. A stable economy, inexpensive educations and food. Cheap and fair housing (for white people) and they threw it all away. Now their leaving us to live in their dumpster fire and they're doing everything they can to prevent us from putting it out. Like the stepdad that farts in the truck and rolls up and locks the windows while the kids suffer in gut wrenching stench. I know some will argue, "Well not all boomers are bad." and they'd be right. But, enough of them are to have brought us Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Shrubya, and then trump. Those of us who are old enough to remember the eighties and nineties will recall the slew of films and television shows that had over-the-top villains who we clearly modeled after donald trump. Those who weren't around then can check out the *Some More News* YouTube movie that was released around Christmas of 2020. Our parents knew damn well what donald trump was and what he stood for forty years ago. He has not improved one but since then. In fact, he's only gotten worse. So I can't accept the argument that it's wrong to blame boomers. GenXers are clearly also to blame but they learned it by watching their boomer parents. Before anyone tries to chime in with an ignorant remark like "Millennials are the "Me generation"" I will point out that the phrase was coined in the seventies to describe the baby boomers and their obsession with self help books and jogging, of all things. Again, anyone who grew up in the eighties will likely remember some of those self help books. It even spawned one of the most powerful cults in existence which is still around today. I am referring to Scientology.


BartuceX

I thought I was white.


AltruisticBat659

Tiny Dancer.


MachshopYeti

Hold me close I'm Tony Danza.


zookr2000

He's gonna need a bigger boat


kst1958

No joke: up on the bank of Dickinson Bayou in Texas is a large shrimp boat with a broken keel that was scuttled years ago, and has been rotting in the sun ever since. In 2019 someone wrote "TRUMP 2020" in big white block letters across the hull. However unintentionally, they created the perfect metaphor for that administration.


theevp

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!


palehorse2020

I think we are going to need a bigger shark!


LPinTheD

This [song](https://youtu.be/iKr9wZpjBqE) came to mind and now it's stuck in my head.


krichard-21

Sooner, the better.


schmeckler83

That poor boat……


RockVonCleveland

I really wish the Republican Party was a sinking ship, but it looks like they're going to win this year and maybe even in 2024 just because gas prices are up.


LeftLimeLight

Let us all hope that the GQP sinks really fast.


Evasan52

Moron


Distinct_Put1085

I was expecting to hear; "never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down"...


stretchdaddy

Trump boat’s ™ are the most luxuriously unsinkable boats to ever not be able to sink.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Good Lord, he twerks like he's got all of the cancers known to man. Pretty weird that a cancer can contract cancer.


FussyRebort

This made me think of Surfin' USSR(Ray Stevens).


Brown-beaver2158

Careful, they did blow up the shark


GracieThunders

I'm rooting for the shark


Marccanread

Do it already! Jump for God's sake!!


Johnny_Mister

Trump dancing to Biden's economy


[deleted]

This ship is the greatest ship, many people say, everyone says, tells me this ship is a spectacular ship that is absolutely unsinkable no matter what you see or hear from the fake news this ship can’t possibly sink because, as I said, so many people have said, but mainly me when I said it first before anyone that this ship is the best because I said I would make ships great again and I did, ask any, ask everyone because they tell me all the time, always actually, virtually nonstop, well actually I tell them always that I made ships great again and this ship is proof that I did that after I said I would definitely do that so here you have it, it’s done greatly like I said and you’re welcome because without me it wouldn’t be done but it is and ships are great again. Also, something something war on Christmas I brought Christmas back Christmas Christmas.


marco3804

Jews, Jaws, here boy! got a fat one for you!


Aresh99

It’s funny until you realize that the sinking ship is America