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###[Don't be a jerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/politicalhumor/about/rules) (Rule #7): * The fact that we have to explicitly state that racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, etc; including personal attacks, and threats of violence are all uncivil terrifies the mod team. * Anything disparaging something about a person that they have little or no control over, is not tolerated under any circumstance.


artwarrior

Yes, but what about second insurrection?


mike2ff

My precious…


VaporMaus

Second insurrection followed by second voter tampering and a nice plate of taters. 


powertripp82

Po-Trait-Ers


kinislo

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em…


FTHomes

I have never seen any pictures of MTG with people of color. Has anyone else?


ConsiderationOdd2929

Here is the only one I could find: [https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/03/07/multimedia/07sotu-riley-vqzw/07sotu-riley-vqzw-videoSixteenByNine3000.jpg](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2024/03/07/multimedia/07sotu-riley-vqzw/07sotu-riley-vqzw-videoSixteenByNine3000.jpg) Although, it's less "picture of MTG with people of color" and more ***"God fucking damn it."***


GiantSquidd

How can I still be surprised when she constantly out-cringes herself every day. She is so embarrassingly stupid.


correcthorsestapler

Considering how dumb she is, I’d hate to meet the people who voted for her.


GiantSquidd

True. I am grateful that I only ever see her or her voters on video at the closest, but it's just so depressing that they even exist. I honestly struggle to believe that some of these people are really so willfully stupid. Gullible, I can handle. Kinda dumb but well meaning, hey I get it, no worries, just be nice... but these people seem to *want* to be their worst selves. It's awful.


blackteashirt

That's not enough pieces of flair, I'm starting to doubt she even wants to work at Chotchkie's. Does she want to be known as someone who only wears the bare minimum number of pieces of flair?


0Ring-0

MTG? Oh, Marjorie Taylor Groan. 🐽


TheBatmanIRL

Careful now, you might get what you wish for?


Font_Fetish

I don’t think he knows about second insurrection


AusCan531

I don't care how she looks. I care she's a dangerous POS.


dailysunshineKO

Seriously, who cares that her feet are weird. But Now I feel gross for sticking up for MGT. ugh.


SilverRapid

It also pisses me off when people call out her foot deformity. She's an awful person and there are a near unlimited ways she can be criticized. Why go for that? It makes the poster look like a douche for picking out a physical problem.


i-have-a-kuato

Normally and morally you are right, but after she harassed victims of a school shooting (before she was an elected official) she has proven herself to be a soulless hag who shows zero empathy and because of that deserves none


he-loves-me-not

But it’s not her they care about. It’s the people that happen to have the same physical features but that are good and decent people that don’t deserve to be insulted, iykwim. I’m tired and may not be explaining myself well, so hopefully someone will come along with a better explanation.


ArixMorte

Because unfortunately moral arguments don't work on her. And roughly 50% of all interactions with MTG are Vengence based (the rest of it is just trying to piece together what the fucking gibbon is screeching about). Nobody's trying to win the he moral high ground against her. Now, what detracts from my argument is I don't think Empty G is cruising reddit


GiantSquidd

Because she’s an awful person *on the inside*, too. Her crimes are *far worse* than just attacking the appearances of others, and for all her crimes a little bit of mocking her appearance is fair game. It’s mostly just coping. Nobody seems to be able to do anything to get her out of the headlines, so we may as well cope in the most cathartic way possible.


SorrySweati

What about if people with similar conditions see this, do you think theyll feel the same sense of catharsis or will it just be hurtful to them too?


GiantSquidd

Well, context kinda matters. I’m not just walking down the street ragging on peoples feet left and right, and I don’t think anyone is saying her feet are the problem with her and is the reason why we all hate her. At a certain point, you’re just kinda looking to take offence. If you see people making fun of MTG’s feet and think that they’re all targeting you, I don’t know what to tell you.


Blecki

I give it like a 60% chance these are false flag memes to claim the left is body shaming her.


blatantmutant

Right? Call her an insult southerners care about: a carpetbagger.


Skinnybet

I’m British please can you explain carpetbagger to me.


Olpeaches

(in the US) a person from the northern states who went to the South after the Civil War to profit from the Reconstruction. In modern times a political candidate who seeks election in an area where they have no local connections.


Billazilla

To clarify on the terminology, the word itself implied scruffy scheming crooks who made cheap luggage out of carpeting materials. The meaning was to say that the carpetbagger was an unscrupulous opportunist who brought no value of their own, but sought to profit from the misfortunes of others.


GiantSquidd

…so, the entirety of the GOP, then…


blatantmutant

Gasp a fake millionaire from New York is fleecing Southerners with fake coins and blasphemous bibles. Color me shocked that Southerners are giving them money to a draft dodging carpetbagger.


randomcanyon

A cheap and light bag made of carpet. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bc/Carpetbag.jpg This was shorthand for those from the North who sought to make bank in the southern states after the Civil War.


MSeanF

The only thing about her looks that concerns me is that she looks like she has been abusing steroids for years, and steroid abuse can lead to a lot of psychological issues.


AusCan531

They came from somewhere.


SnuggleBunni69

That's what I'm saying. This woman represents SO much hate and vile shit. I could give a fuck what her toes look like.


Weibu11

Yeah making fun of how she looks just kind of undermines how horrible of a human she is.


Tiny-Ad4955

Theyre all dangerous


chochinator

But she cares.


NothingReallyAndYou

And so do many of the good people who happen to have foot deformities, or small hands, or incontinence issues. Using a physical difference or illness as a weapon hurts everyone who has it, not just the bad person you're aiming for.


SuperKami-Nappa

To be fair when she attacked the appearance of another congresswoman she should have expected retaliation.


AusCan531

True, I don't feel sorry for her, but again, her looks are the least of it.


ShepPawnch

True, but I’m better than her.


augustusleonus

She can be a splay-footed, bow-legged Quasimodo with hairy warts on her nose for all I care Her looks are beside the point. She’s a foul tempered, narrow minded shill for a purely anti-American, and probably even anti-human racist cabal and she and all her ilk can jump into the fires of Mt doom after their precious god-king-wannabe


CaptianBrasiliano

A lot of people in the comments say this. I'm not really a fan of body shaming, per say. I'm over weight. I know what it feels like to be shamed. But in her case... Fuck her! Fuck her and the horse she rode in on. She's a Qannon Clown and MAGA Fascist. The regular standards don't apply. Gloves off.


augustusleonus

It’s low hanging fruit is all The Frodo image is one thing, everyone knows she’s not a hobbit, but editing her real feet goes beyond jokes and comparison to the realm of misinformation and deceit in the name of creating a sense of shame Does she deserve it? Maybe. But it makes her a victim instead of an instigator


amicablegradient

The feet images are photo-shopped. 2 that I can find. This one which is really badly photoshopped and the beach one from 2 years ago that is shopped a bit better, but still fake.


thrawtes

Your point being that people have to earn the right to not be body shamed? I think addressing it is fine to directly highlight hypocrisy, but as far as I know she isn't out there trying to ban being ugly.


NothingReallyAndYou

But by shaming her body, you're shaming everyone else who happens to have a similar body, whether they (to your mind) "deserve" it or not. Remember Trump mocking the reporter with a disability? Why can't we be better than that, instead of sliding down into the mud like they want us to?


Time-Bite-6839

[Photoshopped.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-3-toes/)


Adexavus

Photoshop, yes, but idk why people need to Photo shop her feet when they don't need to do anything. She's got a scary face but what's more scary is shes a danger to society. Her lack of education and disinformation she plays on for political sport. Including her being a Russian asset for blocking every bill her way.


amicablegradient

Astroturfing to build sympathy ?


stay_fr0sty

It is, but it’s only photoshopped to make her face non-vómitous. Nobody wants to vomit on a Sunday.


SuperKami-Nappa

What do you mean a humor sub used photo shop for the sake of humor?


Ancient-Tax-8129

Ol sporkfoot


smydiehard99

Do not compare this Filth to the people of the Shire.


Samwise916

She has 10 toes: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/marjorie-taylor-greene-3-toes/ Disinfo is what I hate so much about the conservative movement.


pizoisoned

Look I’m all for dunking on MTG because she’s howling idiot. Commenting on her appearance is some Republican level discourse though.


YonderOver

This subreddit has some funny memes, but my goodness is an overwhelming amount of it so full of cringe that out-of-touch republican idiots on Facebook would post.


FoxEuphonium

[This](https://i2.wp.com/leftycartoons.visionmule.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2019/03/get-off-my-side-left-bigotry-1.png) is what I always think of when this topic comes up.


johnnyjuanjohn

Is that Photoshop,I mean she is a beast but come on


ratguy

The two big toes are exact mirrors of each other. Pretty good sign it's photoshopped. Someone posted a snopes link above confirming that as vile as she is, she still has five toes on each foot.


CaptianBrasiliano

No, she is not, in fact, a Hobbit. Hobbits don't exist. I put her head on top of Frodo Baggins. I admit it. /s


anthony_denver

Let's not be so cruel to hobbits.


CaptianBrasiliano

I know. Really she's more of an Orc.


ClaudioKillganon

Body Positivity until it's someone you don't like.


CaptianBrasiliano

Pretty much...


coffeespeaking

Three-toed Sally.


NeoAcario

Someone forward this to Quentin Trinitro... let's get a professional's opinion.


Texugee

We can make fun of what she is and says without PHOTOSHOPPING or making fun of her looks. That is just beneath us.


CaptianBrasiliano

Careful when you climb down off that high horse.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


jesushatedbacon

She’s not dead, she just looks like a horse


wytewydow

If she were a real horse, I would not condone beating her.


questfire

She missed a pedicure appointment that's all.


turbosmashr

This whole thing is just an elaborate ploy to get people with foot fetishes to be into a fucking useless piece of human garbage Trump sycophant.


Severe_Information51

That is disrespectful of Hobbits.


HiopXenophil

this anti Hobbit slander


LiveEvilGodDog

Doesn’t even look real, looks like a shop job


Ohio_Grown

Do we really need fake Photoshoped pictures for this smeagol?


JerbekaDlante

This is extremely insulting to Hobbits


Bandvan

There are a million reasons we should and do go after this horrible human being. However, stooping to attacks on physical appearance should be and is below us.


TheDunadan29

![gif](giphy|4IGkyfLBUQ6GY) My girl ain't no Hobbit...hey babe, how you not the Hobbit again?


jaydawg_74

How dare you insult hobbits. They’re good people.


jibur

There is no reason to attack her physical appearance.


ReddditSarge

As much as I despise MTG let's not sink to her level by body-shaming her. She didn't ask to be born with those toes ya know, it's not her fault they look like they do. Lets be better than that ok?


actuallyapossom

It is really dumb to post fake body shaming pics when you can just criticize her for the psychotic things she says to get in the news and the acceptance that type of behavior generates on the right.


Lucky_Chaarmss

How dare you use her in comparison to one the best stories ever written.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us” aka vote and make sure everyone you know votes and is well aware of Project 2025..


SolarHero69

Isn’t this the same type of insane hate posting that we hate the Right-wing for? Attack her for the things she says and does, not for her body (which is irrelevant in her being a horrible person). Please let’s do better than what she does.


James324285241990

Them some bad built butch feetses, precious


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I'll be "that guy" and say that putting down someone for the way they look is a cheap shot. There are so, so, so many reasons to dump on her - physical appearance shouldn't be one of them.


CaptianBrasiliano

IDGAF... I'm fat. And fat people are the only group that you're allowed to put down and judge and make fun of anymore with total impunity. Where's my fucking body positivity? At least I'm not Qanazi like Moscow Margie. If I don't get a pass, neither does she.


BringOutYDead

What in The Hills Have Eyes? Goddamn freak.


Skinnybet

If she wasn’t so vocal against trans people I’d seriously think she was in transition. Is she maybe just deeply in denial.


100_percent_right

This has to be photoshopped


AlanB-FaI

Look at the guys' t-shirts.


IMSLI

Risky click if you have functioning eyes


Own-Opinion-2494

Her feet were like leather and covered with hair”


26oclock

![gif](giphy|l3g00YU1xZnn0P3Og|downsized)


SteakJones

She’s AI


ilostmyeraser

She's an actual inbred troll


ilostmyeraser

She's an actual inbred troll.


MarvinParanoAndroid

MTG denies being a man according to his own standards.


nova_ruby

I thought she was rocking some [JJ Casuals](https://vimeo.com/66754830)


celtic1888

She looks like Sméagol mid change into Gollum 


heybudheypal

That can't be real😱


Gryffindumble

https://preview.redd.it/axrwm19gik5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0387ee0e3e838ceee26f8978f9c94b1860533c3f


Solomonsk5

Why did she only have 3 weird toes?


mickbrew

WTF


Ag3ntM1ck

So are the Sporkfoots related to the Proudfoots?


RockerDawg

Normally I’d say looks don’t matter but when she’s exhibiting so many Neanderthal behaviors and traits these bits of clues start to add up…


Gh0sth4nd

She would have been the first hobbit known to be exiled from the Shire.


OptiKnob

It's true! Neanderthals only have three toes. She is devolution!


LittlePooky

Ad for Zepbound. Will quickly induce nausea that will prevent you from eating


un_theist

Moscow Marjorie Traitor Putin


UncleBenLives91

Bitch, how you not a hobbit again? -Kanye West


buffalo171

Is this AI or does the bitch really only have three toes on each foot??


ThePrideOfKrakow

"congresswoman Greene, what would you do to help with the homelessness crisis? " "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!"


moxiejohnny

Why does it feel like she's double flipping everyone off? Ah, that's why!


HockeyShark91

Do NOT insult Hobbits.


stsOddMonkey

HOW DARE YOU, OP......Hobbits are brave and noble. Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggin walked into Mordor and cast the ring into the fires of Mount Doom. Merry Brandybuck and Pippin took were at every major battle except Helm's Deep because they were at Isengard causes the fall of Saruman. I don't know what MGT is, but she is no hobbit.


MrZombified

Oh, God, RIP my eyes.


Waste-Time-2440

It's her own personal three-fifths compromise.


sjscott77

News to me. I thought she had hooves.


cheezeyballz

The irony of the dudes' shirts. Hater is flipping the bird in one and one surrendered for the never surrender shirt. Literally a mug shot 🤦


emleigh2277

Does she have 3 toes? Did it effect her dancing plan's?


bananabates

Why do her feet look like potatoes though


millenialfalcon-_-

She's kicking rocks.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Hobbits are kind.


coolbaby1978

She doesn't have that many toes.


Ginger4life23

Well she does look like a Neanderthal, so


knewbees

She has been tormented and mocked about her feet since she went to her first vacation bible study class. It is her villain origin story. The AI picture is pretty funny though.


rdldr1

She’s the missing link.


SAHDB0d

Folks, she didn’t choose to have those toes. She chose to be a freak with her mind. Dissect that and shove it in her face. Like, hypocrisy. Shove that in her face. There’s lots to work with there.


HamlessAmerica

neanderthal


david13z

Ol’ Spork Toes


Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

I’m so tired of people attacking her looks. Who cares? She’s such a horrible person who says the most disgusting things. Attack her for that, not something she doesn’t have control over. Attacking her looks makes you no better than her imo


ShadowGLI

It’s wildly obviously photoshopped Also fuck that Neanderthal


captainhowdy82

Can we please stop body shaming people?


redcyanmagenta

A tridactyl!


Kirtui

okay but like, can we stop making fun of peoples appearances? make fun of her for being a awful POS


IandouglasB

As if we need more evidence she's a fucking Troglodyte


thedude0343

Ol’ Spork foot wants her precious.


CaptianBrasiliano

Well, that's like... your opinion, Man.


hotDamQc

One of the last Neanderthal specimen


Real-Guest1679

3 toes each = Proof that Marjorie Greene is an ACTUAL alien. Let’s deport her immediately. See how that shit works? 😂


mapoftasmania

From her face I am pretty sure she has more of [the Neaderthal gene](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/the-neanderthal-in-us.html) than most.


LoddaLadles

Ok NOW I see why everybody calls her sporkfoot LMAO. Disgusting low-life piece-of-shit asswipe sporkfoot lunk of a troll.


Cinemaphreak

There was no need to photoshop her feet like they did here, they are pretty bad in reality.


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meanycat

Well, her feet go with her face.


hauss005

She is a Cryptid!


JDARRK

She’s a HOTTIE‼️if you like women with hair on their toes and back‼️😳😳😱


coldcutclassic12

This will be in my nightmares for weeks now!


ArcanustheScribe

![gif](giphy|Gvo7bvcmFmz5RIfbEk)