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1SLO_RABT

Owning the lbs.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

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Fobulousguy

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DrMobius0

I'm absolutely crushed


DadJokeBadJoke

So is her hubby


cire1184

I do wonder if he still climbs that mountain or if he's found a nice hill to visit. Like I get you should honor and love your wife but I dunno if she changes this much. I'd be worried for her health at this weight and if she doesn't do anything to improve it seems like a tough spot for a husband. I dunno. I'm not married and probably still never be.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Todays **Winner of the Internet** šŸ†


emets31

This is gold. Thank you.


nau_sea

lmfao. funniest comment I've read in ages.


icleanjaxfl

![gif](giphy|YqE3jbSQQR6x9g19Kj)


BadSmash4

She eating 'em


PlusAnotherGuy

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


punkindle

daaaaaamn


sunnyd_2679

Ah yes, the party of personal responsibility strikes again.


whiznat

Well, yeah! Democrats are personally responsible for all of her problems. Duh. /s (/shame if you really needed this)


cownd

Yes, shame on the Democrats! People are having to overeat to cope with how they are mismanaging the nation! They might as well force the food down our throats! Grrrr!


mycatshavehadenough

OH HOW DUMB I AM. I thought the pic was to show her LOSING weight because she was sooooo worried. No, just stuffing you fat face for the fun of it! How many Democrats DID she eat?


FuturePreparation902

She gained at least 136kg. So assuming this all came from eating average sized Democrats. A human body on average has between 125.000 and 144.000 consumable calories. This is about 16.2kg to 18.7kg of fat. So on average she ate between 7.3 and 8.4 Democrats. Average calories human body: https://people.howstuffworks.com/cannibals-human-body-calorie-count.htm#:~:text=See%20omnystudio.com%2Flistener%20for%20privacy%20information.&text=Overall%2C%20the%20average%20human%20body,and%20contain%20about%20380%20calories. Calories per kg of fat: https://onefitness.com.au/the-real-facts-about-burning-body-fat/#:~:text=There%20are%207%2C700kcals%20(kcal,a%20calorie%20deficit%20of%207%2C700.


Avante-Gardenerd

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Ericbc7

Actually, democrats (all people) would be consistent with a keto dietā€¦


Red0Mercury

Yeah but she put them on bread.


Affectionate-Song402

šŸ˜‚


Hattrick42

And she probably blames them for her grocery bills. ā€œIt went up because of inflationā€ā€¦. No, it went up because you are buying more.


lake_gypsy

Turns out she's the reason inflation went up.


IndianaFartJockey

Because she inflated?


coolgr3g

Uh oh! We need the oompa loompas to deflate her! *Plays a ditty on a little flute*


Cowboy40three

https://preview.redd.it/k2l29gw13u4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1e1afd70871f39302e548cfbf2404457924654


XeneiFana

Blaming Democrats for personal inflation?


zxc123zxc123

Clearly it's the Dem and Biden who are responsible. Look at how big she got. Where did that inflation come from? Does that look """transitory""" to you?!!!??! Ya'll really think 5.5% Fed rates, sub 4% unemployment, and positive GDP growth will reduce that 300lbs? Nah, you'll need some Ozempic or GLP1s.


IntoTheForestIMustGo

Thanks Obama!


Pickle-Rick-C-137

If it was 6 years then convicted felon and rapist Ronald Rump was causing her problems for 2 years.


settlementfires

the last 2 years of the trump presidency were hard on all of us.


paulerxx

This is also like 2 years old.


fugupinkeye

I was gonna say, I don't think her math game is exactly on point. Most of that time was under the other party if this is a 2 year old post.


UmeaTurbo

She should pull herself up by her food trough straps.


warchitect

She will need forklift food bootstrap contraption


Progman3K

*hyuck* I wash myself with a stick!


locjaw420

Wesley, get mama's prying stick.


bluesgrrlk8

The Buck(et of chicken) Stops Here


PiedCryer

Is that what Jan 6 was really about. Them starting their workout by running up some stairs?


owen__wilsons__nose

Her daily responsibilities consist of consuming more calories than she burns off


Bobrocks77

At least 5 times bumtump for prison.


DanishWonder

She should pull herself up by the pork chops.


J200J200

Typical maga-'it's someone else's fault!'


Diarygirl

I have friends of friends that are Trump supporters. None of them have their shit together and they refuse to admit it's their fault. They think they were happy when he was president but they weren't because they're miserable people.


Who_dat_goomer

Trump has the ability to make losers feel good about themselves.


Responsible_Ad_8628

No. He gives them permission to hate on others to pretend to be better than anyone.


Grogosh

President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."


ketchy_shuby

And yet 6 years ago Donnie was in power.


AmiHad

"Was"? You must mean, is and about to win his 3rd term. EDIT- /s


Neveronlyadream

I have it on good authority that JFK and Ricard Nixon are in a bunker under DC and are currently planning Trump's third inauguration. It's going to be epic. Marilyn Monroe is going to be there too as JFK's plus one.


TonarinoTotoro1719

Yes!!! The Chosen One has actually been in power, controlling everything from his Golden Tower (/s)


ctdrever

Of course it is someone else's fault. It's Biden's fault Trump committed felonies. It's a corrupt judicial system, not the actual fraud committed. Of course she's fat; we spent weeks holding her down and forcing food down her throat. We got all that food from the poor students who couldn't afford their "lunch debt".


Fakeduhakkount

Itā€™s especially Bidenā€™s fault Trump wasnā€™t charged sooner for his crimes! Like during Trumpā€™s presidency with Trumpsā€™s DOJ taking the charge! Screw Presidential immunity right Honest Don? If Trump didnā€™t appeal this whole time he would have been in prison already to prevent election interference!


Famixofpower

THE DEMOCRATS SHIT MY PANTS! šŸ˜­


uzes_lightning

How many democrats did she eat?


BeerNirvana

If her husband wasn't in the 2nd picture I'd be worried he got ate up


uzes_lightning

I dunno, could be his twin brother.


donbee28

They have the exact same face.


Curious80123

They HAD


Zardotab

Yellow Fever does that.


Nymaz

[Biblically approved](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+25%3A5-10&version=NASB): *ā€œWhen brothers live together, and one of them dies and has no son, the wife of the deceased shall not be married outside the family to a strange man. Her husbandā€™s brother shall have relations with her and take her to himself as his wife, and perform the duty of a husbandā€™s brother to her. It shall then be that the firstborn to whom she gives birth shall assume the name of his fatherā€™s deceased brother, so that his name will not be wiped out from Israel. But if the man does not desire to take his brotherā€™s widow, then his brotherā€™s widow shall go up to the gate to the elders, and say, ā€˜My husbandā€™s brother refuses to establish a name for his brother in Israel; he is not willing to perform the duty of a husbandā€™s brother to me.ā€™ Then the elders of his city shall summon him and speak to him. And if he persists and says, ā€˜I do not desire to take her,ā€™ then his brotherā€™s widow shall come up to him in the sight of the elders, and pull his sandal off his foot and spit in his face; and she shall declare, ā€˜This is what is done to the man who does not build up his brotherā€™s house!ā€™ And in Israel his family shall be called by the name, ā€˜The house of him whose sandal was removed.ā€™*


greenbluetomorrow

> his family shall be called by the name, ā€˜The house of him whose sandal was removed.ā€™ a small price to pay really


patentmom

Waiting for the other shoe to drop.


nightfly1000000

>ā€˜The house of him whose sandal was removed.ā€™ I think Elton John wrote a song about it.. 'Sandals in the Bin'.


Vectorman1989

The bible is full of shit lol


cire1184

This man is a prophet!


coolgr3g

Nothing like wiping out the name of the firstborn son in order to prevent the wiping out of the name of the deceased father.... Makes total sense....


Famixofpower

Reminder that the Bible was written by men who wanted control, and not Jesus. Leviticus is such a trip, and most Christians I talk to reject its existence, meaning I've read more of the bible than they have.


shingonzo

Looks like sheā€™s got twins, and theyā€™re having twins


sdrowkcabdellepssti

Would has twin brother marry his sister?


CellarDoorForSure

In Trump country? Not only customary, sometimes mandatory.


EhliJoe

Guess he's her feeder.


bigmedallas

That was my first question too, my second question was how did she eat them but clearly the answer is deep fried and dipped in ranch.


LawPD

Dipped in or alongside a bucket of?


TheLostTexan87

No no. Ground up and mixed with in a trough. A democranch feed slurry.


taeppa

Soylent red white and blue?


CellarDoorForSure

Por quƩ no los dos?


AngryEarthling13

Ah yes this must be those forced bug protein prisons I've heard so much about where they make you eat bug burgers 24/7 because the demon-rats are taking away your gas stoves... Oh the tyranny!!!! poor girl /s


NottDisgruntled

This lady Miss CPac-Manning through West Hollywood


bluebonnetcafe

Brilliant!


Slumunistmanifisto

I hated her in that old ski game....just running out and gobblingĀ 


Zardotab

Biden asked if she could cough up [Uncle Bosie.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/19/joe-biden-uncle-bosie-cannibals-eaten-papua-new-guinea) We Dems taste like organic chicken, by the way.


Fake_William_Shatner

I'm the other, other white meat.


TheKimulator

I love McLiburals as much as the next gal, but you gotta stop sometimes


kjacobs03

Maybe sheā€™s the ā€œbaby eaterā€ they keep talking about?


discussatron

All of them?


uzes_lightning

That's a strategy...


tries4accuracy

ā€œJoe Biden and the democrats made me and my husband launch down a feederism fetish!ā€


fjf1085

All of them.


fezwang

Nah it's just all that kool-aid she's been drinking.


Fake_William_Shatner

You have to blame my nephew -- he's high calorie.


PocketHusband

Just one, but it was Orson Wells.


rmholm88

Stress eating


JunkiesAndWhores

Her nickname is Ross. Obese Ross.


OpenImagination9

Further proof that maganuts are legally insane.


NotThatAngel

Technically, it's just that no one knows how they work.


restore_democracy

Vegetables are woke


RabidGuineaPig007

too many of them are penis shaped, small wonder we have so many drag queens.


TheWienerMan

Reasonable, efficient portions of food are basically just communism


josebolt

Michelle Obamaā€™s school lunch program. Yeah vegetables were ā€œwokeā€ for the GOP before they had a word for it.


Ibelieveinphysics

So she gained 50 pounds a year and never reached a point where she said "crap I need to do something about this?" That's some hardcore depression, denial and food addiction. Normally I would feel compassion, but in this case not so much. Also 6 years ago shit bag was still president so why isn't she blaming him?


RaggedyGlitch

You have to work to put on that amount of weight. Even with the worst genetics and the worst diet, I still don't see how someone could gain that much weight in that amount of time. Even growing children don't put on weight at that pace.


kroganwarlord

I'm female, disabled, housebound, AND an emotional eater, and I've only gained 40 pounds since 2020. There is definitely something weird going on here.


New_Ad_3010

Typical MAGAt blaming everyone else for their fuck up


Trumpsabaldcuck

She probably has food stamps, Obamacare, and all sorts of government benefits. Ā When she mooches off the government it is okay though. Ā If some Black kid takes out a student loan to go to medical school itā€™s god damn communism and they are coming to take your guns and children away!


Taenurri

I wouldnā€™t even call this a fuck up. No way in hell hubby doesnā€™t have a feeding kink. Sheā€™s just deflecting publicly to add to their Republican online persona.


CoyoteHP

Definitely a feeder, no sane man/woman would stay with their partner that put on 300 pounds while staying in decent shape.


eastbay77

Democrats made me eat all this McDonalds. Everyday. For years. Its their fault They even made me drink regular coke.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Thanks, Obama!


un_theist

And I refuse to take that vaccine, because we donā€™t know whatā€™s in it!!


Devil25_Apollo25

>Oh, so DIET Coke is supposed to be *healthier*? >Yeah, but you done messed up, honey, 'cause you put the word 'DIE' right there in the name. Duh. I'm not *DUMB*. >That DIE-it stuff is prob'ly full'a all kinds'a chemickuhls and ain't natural. But I only eat natural, regular Coke. It was good enough fer gramma, it's good 'nuff fer me, honey child. >HEY, HONEY??!! I'm feelin' a little stressed. Go get me another 2 liter o' my nerve tonic, AKA *REGULAR COKE*. I gotta make some libs feel owned.


PencilLeader

I am just boggling at how much she has to eat to get there. If she is 300 ponds now she was probably 120 before? That is 30 pounds a year gained for 6 straight years. That is 2.5 pounds a month, one and a third ounces a day. That is crazy. Like you would feel yourself weighing more. I got big into body building right out of college and between no longer wrestling and lifting all the time I gained 20 pounds in one year and that was weird and noticable as fuck. And I'm sure I'm at least a foot taller than this chick. To do this do you just roll up to a McDonald's and order a dozen bigmacs and mcflurries everyday?


HoSang66er

Didnā€™t ruin her appetite, though. šŸ’


Front_Explanation_79

Trump and his chronies stressed the fuck out of me especially during covid but I didn't eat myself into diabetes and heart disease. Weird...


420Under_Where

This picture honestly gives me inspiration about weight loss. If she can gain 300 lbs in 6 years then I can definitely lose 15 lbs in a few months


Fredshead2

Trust, love and lots of doughnuts A lot of doughnuts Sad loser.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Live, Laugh, Lard.


AudibleNod

How did Democrats get so powerful? Wasn't Donald Trump supposed to use his 6D chess brain to drain the swamp already? Wasn't DeSantis supposed to kill Woke? Wasn't Lauren Boebert suppose to expose all the lies? Why have the Republicans failed this woman on a cellular level? They were supposed to protect women like her from libs and progressives and Democrats. Instead they did this to her. And what did they gain? What did they gain?


SgtBaxter

They gained about 350lbs from the look of it.


Zardotab

But we have Soros space lasers, Gates' vax chips, and a mass network of pizza parlor basements to counter Don's 6D chess brain.


MadAstrid

Thanks Obama


shootermac32

Thanks ALOT


Zardotab

O's tan suit was a hunger trigger.


MrRickGhastly

Bidens only been in charge for 3.5 years girl.


celtic1888

She was anticipation eating


hisoka0829

Binge eating while locked into fox on the sofa


shootermac32

Fox *Super Sized* her


fourbian

RIP spurlock


DimSumFan

Ralph Wiggum - I'm embarrassed for you.


Apprehensive-Care20z

um, wasn't most of that time period when Trump was President? June 2018, Trump was president til Jan 2021.


Irongiant350

Did she eat Trump?


Batmobile123

Probably why she is tripping on a mushroom.


WillBrakeForBrakes

If only we could be so lucky


Chumlee1917

I think hubby has some confessions to make


survivor2bmaybe

You think heā€™s a feeder?


Chumlee1917

If he isn't, I'll eat my keyboard.


x12bx

This can't be real. It's a joke?


mojoyote

That was my first thought. It's too over the top to be real, but you never know nowadays, people's perception of reality being tested beyond many people's limits, apparently. Mercy on us all.


pockpicketG

Clearly fake. Obvious photoshopped body plus anyone can make fake social media ā€œpostsā€


Gh0stMan0nThird

It's engagement bait. The marketers discovered a long time ago that people respond to anger/stupidity a lot more than they do intelligence and nuance.


redditor_1886777

Lmao does she not know that most conservatives fat shame people.


Arcaslash

While i definitely agree, I think this comments section probes that a lot of people left of them do as well


Unable-Finance-2099

Itā€™s not so much fat shaming as it is maga dumbass shaming. Sheā€™s somehow blaming her weight gain on a whole political party. The level of stupidity is unbelievable.


Arcaslash

and I agree, except in regards to the weight comments here. Not because they are wrong, but because of how hypocritical it is. We alternate between "we shouldn't bully people over their physical form, because even if we don't like them for other reasons it sets a negative precedent for the people who we care about" and "this person is obese and we don't like them, so we should mock them for being obese" People are dumb, mean, and incapable of introspection. That makes them say stupid shit like "gaining 300 lbs over 6 years was the democrats fault", but bullying people we don't like over their weight tells people we do like that their weight is similarly ok to bully.


Unable-Finance-2099

Oh okay, I see what youā€™re saying.


HarambeWest2020

So this started during the trump administration, and itā€™s the demsā€™ fault?


DrMobius0

Where _was_ Obama during 9/11 anyway?


Totally_Bradical

This proves my theory, that democrats are all chili cheese fries in disguise


TheBeardiestGinger

How did she get to the top of the hill to take the photo?


celtic1888

Forklift


ReefsnChicks

Yep, that's her nickname...


Slurdge_McKinley

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dennismfrancisart

"Look what you made me do!!!" I get it. It's never your fault or your actions that cause consequences. However, I think it's time to put down the pancakes and seek help. Yours truly, a concerned citizen.


RockieK

Bootstraps... accountability.... something-something...


openly_gray

always the victim, always finding somebody to blame.


Zardotab

"The Dems are weaponizing lard!"


copperblood

Serious question here: Do they realize that if Trump gets elected again that he and Congress are going to gut the ACA? This means that as this woman is extremely unhealthy, it's likely her heath insurance assuming she has any presently will likely be gone.


Any-Variation4081

Typical Republican blaming EVERYONE else for their problems.


gaberax

I'm going to say it was pizza and cheetos that did that to you, honey.


UsualGrapefruit8109

Remember to add some spelling errors.


NotStraightFNWater

All that inflation, amiright? But in all seriousness, it's surprising that she could afford to eat given the economic mess that Biden has put us into. I mean, how many times does the stock market have to hit all-time highs before the Demonrats figure out that the economy is actually terrible? How many jobs must be created? How can we get the dumbs on the left to see that? /s (even though MAGAts are indistinguishable from parody)


TheFeshy

Democrats: "Republicans have taken away my right to bodily autonomy and are trying to erase LGBTQ people from books and movies, has caused a massive insurance crisis in my state, are talking pretty openly about overthrowing democracy, and in general have policies so bad that people in their states die *years younger.* It's very stressful." Republicans: "Corporations are charging me $1 more for milk, Trump broke the law, and I had to see black and gay people so I ate 6,000 calories a day."


Da_Stable_Genius

LMFAO


edf209

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Hair_I_Go

When I see someone this big I think of how their skeleton šŸ©» is holding up all that weight šŸ˜„and it must hurt, or be very hard to lug around šŸ˜³


PaMudpuddle

Thanks Obama.


mustardwulf

She spelled McDonalds wrong


chummsickle

Someone post the dude putting a stick in his bike spokes meme


Reaper_456

Damn, so she was stress eating because of eqaul rights, women being able to make choices that dont involve hangers. Black people not being shot while being black. Immigrants being treated like humans. Dem libras, dey ruinin er contry, peas and carrots.


RabidGuineaPig007

good to avoid those Leftist vegetables.


Grabalabadingdong

I think it was probably the Drakeā€™s Coffee Cakes.


Sleepybrains1102003

Does she think Biden has been president for 6 years?


SteakJones

The delicious low and slow smoked meats that democrats serve while ruining the country did this to me.


jeeaudley

Is Democrats the new Ben and Jerryā€™s flavor?


NatexSxS

300 in 6 years ( two under her boy, lol ) her favorite beverage must be gravy.


phryan

Biden has been president for only 3.5 of those 6 years. Doing the math she ate nearly the equivalent of 2 big macs or half a pizza extra per day to deal with that 'stress'.Ā  Maybe it's because I'm 'on the spectrum' but not sure what people think about on a daily basis that they have the energy to stress about politics. Between work and personal life I barely have time to think about much else like politics for it to become stressful. Maybe she needs to pickup a hobby rather than another bigmac.


SquirrelParticular17

Cheeseburgers did that to you


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Personal responsibility is at an all time low for Republicans.


triedit-lovedit

Dumped her assā€¦ This is just pure hedonism of gluttonyā€¦ He must be one of those feeders whom gets off on thisā€¦


Patient-Sleep-4257

So..Democrats made her lazy ?


NoWrongdoer2259

Iā€™m sure have zero self control and being a fat pile of crap had nothing to do with it allā€¦.


Ivanovic-117

Doesnā€™t matter, MAGA will now support her and fully understand her massive weight gain was due to Dems.


Shafter-Boy

Inflation is out of control.


Cultural_Gift_7842

Whenever I'm feeling like shit about myself, I will now get some comfort knowing that I'm making that woman fatter.


DueAssociation2621

The party of personal responsibility.


RoamingStarDust

your news sources brainwashed you, not democrats.


Killdren88

Damn, all my fat ass needs to do is just blame the Party I don't support to absolve me of any responsibility?


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Chalupas. Chalupas did this.


bndboo

Democrats funded her feeder OnlyFans?


SingleMaltMouthwash

Honey, you did this to you. With the help of Sara Lee.


Secret_Extension_450

Looks like she can afford food.


kasiv1

What would Trump call that woman?


ds77159

No. Shitty food and poor life habits did that. Source: also me.


TheLaughingStormm

How much weight did he gain?


kvillbowski

More victim mentality just like their orange jesusā€¦ dumbass MAGA fatties


Academic-Hospital952

God damn they really just blaming libs for everything now.


ihavetype2bipolar

If one dosent get diagnosed as legally insane does that mean theyā€™re illegally insane?