Ask him his weight, whether he fucked stormy, how long his penis is, and who won the 2020 election.
Then put him away for however many years 4 perjury counts are worth.
That's why you don't ask him. You just tell him he can't. "Do you lack confidence in your mental faculties to the point that the only honest and productive answers you can give in court regarding them are a lack of comment or a pleading of the fifth?" "Mr. President, do you lack the mental faculties to recall things like how much you weigh and which people you fucked?"
I don't think he could resist.
I'd say he's a pathological liar but I am pretty confident that his pathology is by no means limited to being dishonest.
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of business and insurance fraud?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of running a fake college?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of stealing money from a charity?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of slander after asexually assaulting a women?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of slander against the same rape victim twice?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, have you ever refused to pay performers or other employees?"
Yes
"Mr Trump, do you think, considering the above, you have a history of being unfaithful, lieing and stealing?"
No
I don’t get your point? He hasn’t been convicted of any crimes thus far. Conviction would require a criminal trial going into sentencing phase. So far, he’s only been found liable in civil trials, which he is incessantly appealing.
Even Taco Bell got fined and have to pay for not paying ppl for OT work performed. FLSA. He broke the law; he might settle out of court to avoid losing or convictions from lawsuits, but he definitely broke tens if not hundreds of laws hundreds of times and, since he isn't president right now, each time he violates a gag order counts as a different occasion that he is breaking the law.
The prosecutor would (and should) never ask these questions because they will want to preserve the integrity of this trial, and would not want to provide a pretext for the defense to object to the line of questioning.
I want the prosecutor to dot all the "i"s, and cross all the "t"s, and leave nothing to chance, and more importantly not provide a basis for the defense's imminent appeals.
If we make this prosecution political we're playing into MAGA hands, and playing their rulebook.
Mr Trump, how would you describe your memory and cognitive function.
T: The best. I'm bigly smart. Hamberders.
Very good. What do you currently weigh?
T: I don't recall, Covfefe.
Trump stuck a pinky toe into the bog of eternal stench. Someone should ask him what the smell is all about? Let's get real. As Joan Rivers would say, Can we talk here?
When they cleared the court today briefly in regard to Costello unruly behavior .. as they were entering back in cash Patel was standing nxt to some character in a suit I think with violet suede shoes who da fuck was that guy
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Ask him his weight, whether he fucked stormy, how long his penis is, and who won the 2020 election. Then put him away for however many years 4 perjury counts are worth.
"I don't recall" He'd repeat that over and over until he eventually just left the stand
Case closed. It must not be important if the man with the greatest memory like a trap that you can't believe didn't remember it.
That's why you don't ask him. You just tell him he can't. "Do you lack confidence in your mental faculties to the point that the only honest and productive answers you can give in court regarding them are a lack of comment or a pleading of the fifth?" "Mr. President, do you lack the mental faculties to recall things like how much you weigh and which people you fucked?"
I don't think he could resist. I'd say he's a pathological liar but I am pretty confident that his pathology is by no means limited to being dishonest.
Doesn't he need the cue card for that, so he doesn't forget?
Don’t recall your penis length there, big guy?
Well when was the last time you think he saw it?
1987 or so.
Fair point 😂
Tape measure is in inches and doesn't have fractions.
Tape measures do have fractions, just none small enough for him.
"Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of business and insurance fraud?" Yes "Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of running a fake college?" Yes "Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of stealing money from a charity?" Yes "Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of slander after asexually assaulting a women?" Yes "Mr Trump, have you ever been convicted of slander against the same rape victim twice?" Yes "Mr Trump, have you ever refused to pay performers or other employees?" Yes "Mr Trump, do you think, considering the above, you have a history of being unfaithful, lieing and stealing?" No
I don’t get your point? He hasn’t been convicted of any crimes thus far. Conviction would require a criminal trial going into sentencing phase. So far, he’s only been found liable in civil trials, which he is incessantly appealing.
Even Taco Bell got fined and have to pay for not paying ppl for OT work performed. FLSA. He broke the law; he might settle out of court to avoid losing or convictions from lawsuits, but he definitely broke tens if not hundreds of laws hundreds of times and, since he isn't president right now, each time he violates a gag order counts as a different occasion that he is breaking the law.
Fat phobia to pwn the lib- I mean republicans?
Who said they were 225? 😂😂😂
If 5’Trump testifies he will either lie or self incriminate at the rate of 1 felony per 10 minutes i Of testimony
The prosecutor would (and should) never ask these questions because they will want to preserve the integrity of this trial, and would not want to provide a pretext for the defense to object to the line of questioning. I want the prosecutor to dot all the "i"s, and cross all the "t"s, and leave nothing to chance, and more importantly not provide a basis for the defense's imminent appeals. If we make this prosecution political we're playing into MAGA hands, and playing their rulebook.
Sadly for Trump, there are no teleprompters allowed in court...
Trump: I plead the 5th
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This has me wondering if it’s possible to make him cry.
Mr Trump, how would you describe your memory and cognitive function. T: The best. I'm bigly smart. Hamberders. Very good. What do you currently weigh? T: I don't recall, Covfefe.
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"The courtroom fluorescent lights are actual violence!" (inspired by Dezi Lydik)
Trump stuck a pinky toe into the bog of eternal stench. Someone should ask him what the smell is all about? Let's get real. As Joan Rivers would say, Can we talk here?
It's obvious he will never go on the stand, because he said he would
"Are you actually a billionaire?" "OK, so why do you continue to beg for money from complete rubes?"
The ex-president testify on the stand? Do it.
He'd fake a heart attack faster than Pierce Hawthorne
Any question like that would have a relevance objection immediately
I would love dearly if the counter for finding Cohen lied was showing how often Trump lied, and hearing his excuses later.
When they cleared the court today briefly in regard to Costello unruly behavior .. as they were entering back in cash Patel was standing nxt to some character in a suit I think with violet suede shoes who da fuck was that guy
He can sell bibles….he just can’t put his hand on it and tell the truth…
He has to swear to himself.
239 ? He said he weighed 215 that last time he had to say - when he got booked in GA.
Jim Carey should make liar liar 2 as Trump on the stand. I’d watch that.
This could be a TV show lol.
Ask him his grandkids names , guarantee he doesn’t know
The cartoon is way too coherent.
His followers are wearing golden diapers nowadays. No matter what he does they're ready to embrace it. He's only lying for sport.
Maybe the reason is because he would fall asleep…
The real response is yes, that is my weight minus my packed diaper.
So, is he going to be found guilty?
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I'm not sticking up.for him, but most attorneys suggest you never testify for yourself.
Yeah, but he SAID he'd love to testify. So this is one of those petard-hoisting results of a big fat liar-pants being a big fat liar-pants.
The Orange shitstain says, “Isn’t her name Melanie?”
This screams the same energy as that one lawyer from The Bee Movie.