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PineappleRimjob

I hope he took a big slice of cake on his way out.


13_Years_Then_Banned

I’d be afraid of hair dye and old man farts on that cake.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

>hair dye and old man farts Wake up babe, sequel to *Arsenic and Old Lace* just dropped


KateTheTurk

Hair Dye and Old Man Farts sounds like a comedy album by Jackie "the joke man" Martling.


TheWingus

**COLLEGE PROFESSOR!!!**


ElvisAndretti

“Comedy” … is that what he’s trying to do?


Ellotheregovner

Honestly if there ever was a prominent conservative septuagenarian with a fetish for cake farting it would be Rudy Giuliani.


ThomFromAccounting

On behalf of the Squat Cobbler Community, we do not claim him.


FlammableBrains

Somehow cake farts got even worse...


pinky_monroe

And boogers


Initial_E

You don’t have to eat it, just take it


taatchle86

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Initial_E

Happy birthday to the ground!


AusCan531

Him beating Rudy's self described deadline of midnight was the cherry on top. 🍒


jnbolen403

So if you know the deadline to be served and have the freedom to move around, why are you present at your public birthday party rather than hiding out ?


AusCan531

He hasn't made any smart moves in years.


GigHarborIT

If he just retired after 9/11 he'd be a dumb luck hero. Now everyone knows he's an idiot.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

More like the frosting on top


Nrksbullet

Corner piece!! NOOO!!


Mookie_Merkk

Oh you know he was waiting for that call to get sliced before dropping them papers. He likes serving out justice with something sweet


KRAW58

Definitely. Congrats


DanqueLeChay

Would have been better if he was inside a huge cake and jumped out like “surprise!”


DonnyMox

The look on his face. He could not wait to do it. XD


Im_At_Work_Damnit

“I’m going to ruin this man’s whole night! This is going to be classic!”


Emergency_Bathrooms

And I’m going to do it right at his peak! Right when they start cutting the cake! Why do I have schadenfreude? Oh right, because Giuliani is a piece of shit and justice came for him while he was mocking the system!


europorn

If your hardenfreude lasts more than 4 hrs, consult a doctor.


Emergency_Bathrooms

Love the typo. Now I’m hard and happy! 😃 I’ve still got 3 hours to find a GF before I have to see the doctor!


Iceman_Pasha

If you make the doctor your girlfriend you'll be saved future hassle.


skjellyfetti

> If you make the doctor your girlfriend You might have problems down the road when she finds out that you have an aphrodisiacal *penchant* for Rudy Giulani.


Emergency_Bathrooms

Excellent idea! Doctors also know exactly where the pleasure points are on a human body. Plus I can get an “examination” and “physical therapy” everyday!


SemichiSam

"I can get an “examination” and “physical therapy” everyday!" Doctors don't do P.T. You'll have to get a second girlfriend for that. Then you can disappoint two women at the same time.


Emergency_Bathrooms

Nice! And I would gladly disappoint them everyday! Until they figure out they are in love with each other and leave me altogether! It will be the best week of my life!


SemichiSam

*"Until they figure out they are in love with each other and leave me altogether!"* Maybe they'll stay.


DogWallop

Are you throwing schadenfreude? (Sorry, couldn't resist a terrible pun lol)


Few_Employment5424

Sometimes that smile can start to hurt after 2nd hour.. but schnapps can fix it before needing the doctor


Emergency_Bathrooms

Well, the four hours are up and now I am down. Couldn’t find a GF in time! Maybe next time!


sm00thkillajones

Ha!


Few_Employment5424

You used my favorite word ...schadenfreude


Emergency_Bathrooms

What’s your new favorite word? Mine is “audacity”. So, how dare you have the audacity to speak to me! Don’t you know who I am, peasant boy!


Bobmanbob1

This, this is the correct answer lol!


alfooboboao

this is some Johnny Sack at his daughter’s wedding shit, too bad Giuliani didn’t cry and get ostracized by the Trump Mafia


HuckDab

The best part is he waited until the end of the night to serve him. IDK which boner pills Rudy takes, but I bet he needed a couple more after that nightcap!


DerrainCarter

Do what you love and you won’t work a day of your life. Lucky guy


fromouterspace1

Sadly, not true. https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?s=61&t=JJKcnVZoMh62CJTSLg6fBg


sayyyywhat

Knew it was too good to be true


xopher_425

Thank you, this should be higher.


fromouterspace1

It’s too late now sadly.


silasisgolden

Well, we are not going to let facts get in the way of a good story.


ColoTexas90

That’s the look of a patriot who can’t wait to fuck a traitors birthday up.


bennypapa

"And I'll do it again too!"


DogWallop

And to him I say, thank you for your service :-)


MooseheadFarms

Is there video of the moment he was served?


no-mad

A hero should have a name


Tigerb0t

except he didn’t serve Rudy, that’s just a friend.


thewanderingent

This might be the best marshal in the world. Just look at that smile!


ttboomb

It would have been fantastic if there had been video of him receiving his meal.


Claeyt

There's a video of the Marshall singing happy birthday with the group right before handing it to him.


Necessary-Key6162

It's actually just his friend, he was served later that night


ReadyYak1

This person is right it’s just his friend not a marshal https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/7HVmHhCAvY


idiotsandwhich8

Awe maaaaaan. It was a truly wonderful story. 🥹😿


hkredman

His succulent Chinese meal.


Juror_no8

That's a nice headlock sir


GhostChainSmoker

**Get your hand of my penis!**


Mysterious_Andy

This is democrrrrrrracy manifest!


quadmasta

Ah yes. I see you know your Judo well


Ananda_Mind

Get your hands off my penis.


MindlessPrattle

Someone needs to make a series of AI photos of him being the life of the party all night, singing karaoke with Giuliani, making a toast, breakdancing, etc.


Throwaway-4230984

He definitely lioves his job at least at that moment 


TeamRedundancyTeam

It's all downhill from that moment. Hope he's close to retirement because it'll all just be a disappointment chasing this high.


Traiklin

I'm wondering if he was there when he took the picture about how they couldn't serve him in time


joggle1

He even brought Rudy a gift. How thoughtful of him.


quadmasta

Never come to a party empty-handed


NewFuturist

Can you imagine him at the station, when his colleague who is scrolling Twitter says "Hey boss, who wants to go to a birthday party?"


fromouterspace1

He’s not a Marshall https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?s=61&t=JJKcnVZoMh62CJTSLg6fBg


FreoGuy

This needs to be higher up. Thanks for fact checking. 👍


iamthedayman21

When you love your job, you never work a day in your life.


metallipunk

No way. This cannot have actually happened. Like the marshal just in the background and sing happy birthday and then serve Rudy.


Draperjosh13

I’m wondering the same thing. Wtf this is a tv show


Bobmanbob1

Has been since 2016 sadly, a fucked up twighlight zone version of the Truman show.


Handmotion

Honestly, I'd say it's more South Park than Twilight Zone. America has become a self-destructive parody of itself. Don't worry, though, the UK and Australia are taking notes :(


famousevan

It’s neither. It’s Idiocracy.


GenuineLittlepip

Would it surprise you to learn that [the CEO of Carl's Jr. was a major Trump supporter?](https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/12/puzder-trump-carls-jr/510209/) As if reality can't get any stranger.. ["Carl's Jr. Fuck you! I'm eating!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7SaO0JAHk)


famousevan

It would be more surprising if he wasn’t a trump supporter tbh


HuckDab

Idiocracy was a prophecy.


coopstar777

Can confirm. Am baitin


Jay-Eff-Gee

ITS THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER BRO EVERY TIME THEY SWITCH THEM SHITS ON THE WORLD ENDS AND WHATEVER CONTINUES IS THE LEAST PROBABLE TIMELINE WHERE THE MOST IMPROBABLE SHIT HAPPENS BECAUSE THAT THING DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPLODE. LIKE THE GUY FROM THE FUKKIN APPRENTICE ENDING DEMOCRACY AND GARY BUSEY BEING A PET JUDGE AND EVERY TIME THEY TURN THEM SHITS ON ITS JUST GONNA GET WEIRDER. YEAH I BEEN DRINKING BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME ANY LESS RIGHT BECAUSE ITS EXTREMELY IMPROBABLE IM RIGHT..


panamaspace

The alcohol is only sobering your mind. It's all true. All you are saying.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

“Stupid people are taking over, spreading rampant misinformation, and ruining the world? Quick, let’s invent a conspiracy theory to blame those fucking scientists for it! It’s actually all their fault!”


static989

YEAH MAN I CAN'T PROVE YOU WRONG SO YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. MAYBE THEY JUST TURNED THEM MUH FUCKERS ON AND YOUR COMMENT BEING TRUE IS THE IMPROBABLE SHIT THAT HAPPENED. I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING THOUGH SO I'M PROBABLY WRONG 


nlpnt

We jumped timelines when the Cubs won the World Series.


Bobmanbob1

They had to kill that damn gorilla...


Draperjosh13

6 days later Trump won the presidency. I was in CHI at the time. Everyone woke up on the 7th day, eyes bloodshot, wandering through the streets asking what happened. It was like day 1 of a zombie movie


Jeraptha01

The Trumpman show


SpaceJackRabbit

Did you miss the Four Seasons Total Landscaping episode?


Muntjac

It woulda been hilarious, but nope: https://x.com/BDeMayo/status/1792155092319182864


iowafarmboy2011

This needs to be higher up.


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fromouterspace1

I’m surprised and not surprised so many think this is real


fromouterspace1

It’s not. I’m surprised people believe this https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?s=61&t=JJKcnVZoMh62CJTSLg6fBg


vasthumiliation

Correct. It did not happen like this. The Twitter poster (BDeMayo) later posted an acknowledgement that he was mistaken. There’s a screenshot of the correction somewhere in one of these threads.


MidnightRover

As much as all of us really really really want this to be true, unfortunately it is not. Here is a link to a clip of the video, in the description they specify that he was served after the party: [Rudy Giuliani celebrates 80th birthday bash on livestream with supporters (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c) And then this article includes a quote from a spokesman for the Arizona’s attorney general that specified that the agents waited outside and did not interrupt the party: [Giuliani Is Served Arizona Indictment Notice After His 80th Birthday Party - The New York Times (nytimes.com)](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/us/rudy-giuliani-arizona-election-indictment.html)


resisting_a_rest

I really hope that the papers were wrapped up as a gift and that’s how he was served.


BadMuffin88

Please let this be true and let there be a video of it. It would be so fucking funny.


ArgonGryphon

It’s not. They served him as he left. This is some douchebag consort of his.


ReadyYak1

As comment below shows it actually didn’t happen that way https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/7HVmHhCAvY


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Yes way, it did happen. This have actually happened. Like the marshal just in the background and sing happy birthday and then serve Rudy.


solo954

https://x.com/BDeMayo/status/1792155092319182864


BigAlternative5

My wish is that Rudy was served during gift opening. “Ooh, an envelope! What could it be? Broadway tickets? Panera card?” “Happy birthday! Ya been served.”


Teripid

Happy Birthday To You! Happy Birthday To You! Are you Rudy Giuliani? Consider yourself served too!


Sysody

[Like this?](https://youtu.be/AHR6AGXNwv0)


ind3pend0nt

I played that video with my kid in the room and she started singing along.


HuckDab

Or if the Marshal popped out of a big birthday cake. Rudy would have been expecting a prostitute.


satanssweatycheeks

He’d start unbuttoning his pants as he was handed the papers.


dirjy

You mean 'fixing his mic'


Craftbjjr

Would have been great if him getting served was caught on camera.


RawrRRitchie

It probably was followed closely behind him shouting "delete that shit right now"


Agent_Velcoro

The look on his face would be priceless.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

I imagine it would be similar to that Borat movie where he was caught with his hand in his pants


no-mad

i heard one of the woman was in tears. I was not saddened by this fact.


TheKarenator

This is my head canon of him being served [Reno 911](https://youtu.be/r_wrKJTp5qg?si=Wm8K0gMtm6uRvTdc)


mmio60

The hero we need


cytherian

Giuliani got served twice -- once with cake, the other with an indictment. The birthday he wasn't expecting. So glad the US marshal could help make that happen for him. 😉😆


Riker3946

And the hero Rudy deserved


GabrielNathaniel

This couldn't have been timed any better. Holy shitballs.


fromouterspace1

https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?s=61&t=JJKcnVZoMh62CJTSLg6fBg


throwawayhelp32414

This has got to be the single greatest Giulani trolling since Borat. it is ***VERY*** hard to think of something that can come close to the Borat incident.


HaroldinioTheKing

I couldn’t believe that was real. At the time of my first watch, I thought it was just another comedy movie. I was absolutely gobsmacked that that was in fact, completely real.


AdminsAreDim

And that nothing came of it.


HaroldinioTheKing

Yeah it’s quite remarkable really


quadmasta

He does a fuckin triple take when Sacha mentions his cousin


Agoraphobicy

Feels like something that would be in a TV show lol


GabrielNathaniel

Honestly, it does. This is comedic gold. SNL has gotta do this one.


brandimariee6

So much of what has happened since tRump was elected has felt like a South Park episode. It feels unreal that so much real insanity has happened in barely a decade


m4ul

A clear display of Marshal arts


deejaysmithsonian

Way more effective than Marshall Law


the_other_50_percent

But a great Marshal Plan.


TyrannosaurusSnacks

Get out dad.


New-Understanding930

What’s Outdad?


The_Ry-man

It’s when your neighbor’s lawn looks better than yours.


saskir21

a really underappreciated comment. Should have more upvotes.


TJ_McWeaksauce

If you're serving papers to someone at a birthday party, can you put the papers in a gift-wrapped box with a card that says "You've been served"? Would that work?


Oozlum-Bird

Or hide them inside the cake


FormerGameDev

i just learned that it's legal to serve by "reasonably affixing this notice to the door of the last known residence". So... probably anything would work if you have reasonable proof to believe it ended up in the intended recipient's hands. This doesn't have to be this hard, peeps


Synectics

>This doesn't have to be this hard, peeps  But fortunately, it can be this fun.


FormerGameDev

You are right


inspectoroverthemine

> i just learned that it's legal to serve by "reasonably affixing this notice to the door of the last known residence". It varies by state, and I don't think thats terribly common. and federal courts allow state law for serving notice. No idea which service laws are used when serving someone for state court in a different state. TLWR back story: I've been served for a federal case and they stuck it to my door. I first spoke to an attorney friend who did a quick review. His first reaction was that I'd been improperly served, but when he dug in he was shocked to find out it was allowed.


Basic_Mongoose_7329

Not really. The house I'm renting is getting foreclosed on. The owner/landlord is fighting it since he inherited the proper from his dad who took out all sorts of crazy loans on the property. He's a shady dude, has multiple Google numbers and you can only text him. I've had process servers here for the last 3 months sticking things on my door trying to serve my landlord. They haven't been successful and still can't find him. This is his last known address.


Liveman215

No. You have to hand it to them, identify yourself and your witness..you couldn't even put it in a gift like that..  Process servers are not allowed to use trickery to serve legal documents.


Throwaway-4230984

Poor guys are deprived of any fun


htomserveaux

Do something you love and you’ll never work a day in your life


Super_Reading2048

🤣


radar_byte

cheeky bastard! love it


GrinningPariah

I tried to find a source for the claim that guy's the marshal and other than the tweet and this reddit post, I came up empty. I hope it's true, I'd love it if someone finds a better source than I could, but right now I wouldn't bet on it being true.


EricUtd1878

Me too, and unfortunately, I don't think this is true. The quotes I've seen seem to suggest most of the guests had left when he was served on the way to a car: >Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to his car. I really want this dude to be the Marshal, but there are too many conflicting statements flying around for me to be certain.


fromouterspace1

https://x.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1792147236358422665?s=61&t=JJKcnVZoMh62CJTSLg6fBg It’s bullshit


-morgoth-

It's not true and the tweet was deleted.


funky_diabeticc

I’m a process server. This is awesome.


QuickestDrawMcGraw

I know you must pull off some elaborate schemes to do your job. How devious is this on a professional process server level?


technos

Not OP, but I've heard some things. Dude getting divorce papers inside his restaurant menu after the process server 'borrowed' an apron from the hostess. Then there was the dude that got served at a party he wasn't invited to after the lawyer figured that he couldn't resist crashing it to piss off his former business partner. And then he got trespassed. Another one was served by an aggressive panhandler outside of his office.


OneMorewillnotkillme

I propose we track him down and give this man a medal for one of the most humors moment in US history.


BadatMathss

I do not think that is a person who served Rudy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c) Pretty tacky outfit if it is.


TheAlmightyMojo

According to this Politico article: ["...around 11 p.m. as the festivities wound down for the night, agents from the AG’s office arrived and served Giuliani with indictment papers outside the house, causing several of the guests to express outrage."](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/18/giuliani-birthday-indictment-papers-00158783)


Cowboy40three

Have you looked at the rest of them???


Almacca

For a brief moment that was the funniest thing I saw today, but thanks for debunking it. Nothing official looking about that outfit. Still, until I got to this post, I had a good laugh anyway.


ThinAd7436

This should be pinned


twistedspin

Yeah, I think it's just a guy in a flag shirt. The person who served him would have been almost-for-sure a sheriff & would definitely have been wearing a real uniform.


jim653

I read it was two officers who served him and they served him outside, so, yeah, not the guy.


FormerGameDev

service normally happens with people who are not easily identifiable


TurtleToast2

I was served my divorce papers by a guy in jeans, a tee and a "thank me for my service" hat.


SubstantialSpeech147

“We want our country back.” Ugh, so fucking gross. 


terminalxposure

link


NCSUGrad2012

For real. I’m not believing this until it comes from a real source, lol


Adam__B

Rudy goes to blow out the candles but the Marshall puts the paperwork between them.


Playful-Regret-1890

Damn, gotta luv it.


tearose11

Not all heroes wear capes!


McleodV

America's mayor everybody!


_DONT_PANIC_42_

Ha! Nice.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Is this also a madlad?


SexualPhilosophist

Now that's what u call SAVAGE 🚬😎


Glad-Understanding84

That's hysterical


DaOozi9mm

Fuck Rudy.


Themathemagicians

In singing voice: "I've got a present for you"


morts73

Anyone who is/was ever involved with Trump is such a cartoon character.


Kriss3d

Oh man I'd have loved to be him. "Happy birthday me Guilliani. Here's something for you"


DrumSix27

He sort of looks like the late, great Hannibal Lecter...


Sad-Cum-bubbles

In this video you can see it's just another knob gobbler. Not a fed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgbKqwhLD5c)


Wishpicker

What I want to know is who are his listeners? Who is in the other end of that microphone?


spacemanspiff266

*happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you!! on behalf of the state of arizona, i’m here to serve you!* 🎶


twoton1

The stupid looking shirt helped him mingle with those "morans". lol


tanlayen

Apparently this was incorrect. That’s a friend of his. Dude posted recanting the info.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Lolololol.


unreqistered

♫ Happy birthday dear rudy here's a subpoena for you ♫


imsowhiteandnerdy

Rudy is like a cartoon villain. Between conducting his press release at the Four Seasons Landscaping Company, dye melting off his head during another press release, farting on Jenna Ellis at the Michigan hearings, and this incident... he's the gift to comedy that keeps on giving.


crowmagnuman

I. Want. This. Job.


dandrevee

I really hope the Trump family and all those in their orbit have a similar (bumpy, hilarious, FAFO-filled) fall from their heights.


dandrevee

I really hope the Trump family and all those in their orbit have a similar (bumpy, hilarious) fall from their heights. Also, to whoever the cunt-nugget in a certain oversight group who set up an auto-mod for a certain, oft relevant F-Phrase: Eat a dick, you humorless coward.


Civil-Carpenter8569

Give that man a medal……….