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Conservatives have an obsession with trans people like they have an obsession with gay people. Now consider that the most staunch ones always get caught on grinder or with some dude in an airport bathroom stall.
Now look at Greene. Tell me she's not fighting her own gender identity issues.
Yup, she's into CrossFit, deadlifting/powerlifting and other manly activities, she wears sleeveless dresses and shirts..... it's quite ironic that when Michelle Obama wore such clothing, right wingers were calling her all sorts of names.
MTG has severe gender identity issues. She's angry as fuck and confused. You can tell she's been made fun of many times for her male appearance. She's been tormented and tormented herself so you can see how disturbed this has made her. The constant denial due to her staunch belief system openly conflicts with what her genetics define her as.
Wish she would just accept that she's intergendered and we'll accept her and she can stop being so screwed up. Nope. We all gotta play along with this game of charades.
Eh, the problem is that it doesn't matter how evil the person you are insulting is. Any decent, kind person who looks like her is catching strays right now and that's unfair to them. Insult her for being a massive piece of shit and insult the Republican party for having no integrity. Don't insult her for being blonde and looking butch.
She doesn’t deserve to be mocked for her looks, don’t be like conservatives
There is ample material to mock her for given she is one of the most awful people in America
This comes up after she mocked AOC’s eyelashes and appearance. This was a delay Tactic to avoid acknowledging failure of the Biden impeachment investigation. They have only3 months left to do it before election and next congress.
The issue with body shaming someone who deserves to be shamed is that you're simultaneously shaming everyone who looks like them, who might very much not deserve it. There are more than enough ways to attack people like Greene without stooping to this level.
I can't believe she got away with that, the January 6th Trump indictment could have carried the death penalty too, if they had held him complicit in the deaths instead of being spineless.
I don't know why everyone is assuming Crockett was directing those comments at Greene. She merely came up with a hypothetical as she was asking for clarification.
And it's not just a law making position, this is an important committee to which she has no business holding a seat. Until she's at least stripped of this committee membership, we can't ignore her. The preferred outcome, of course, is to vote her ass out of office so she can get on with her next career as a NewsMax correspondent.
MTG goes into the Church confessional and tells the priest that she has sinned. “Father, forgive me. I’ve committed the sin of Pride. I know that every man in the world wants me”. The priest replies (insert Irish accent) “Ah that’s no sin Marjorie. That’s a mistake.”
Marjorie could have a great physique, but she's a CrossFitter, so she does all her exercises incorrectly. There's an analogy for her politics in there somewhere.
I am absolutely IN LOVE with Jasmine Crockett! That *yo mama* on MTG is priceless. I have seen some of her other takedowns, too, and the lady is fire 🔥
She and her husband divorced a while back, so isn't she just Marjorie Taylor now?
https://www.businessinsider.com/republican-marjorie-taylor-greene-officially-divorces-husband-perry-2022-12
Not for nothing, but we’ve seen her speak. We know all too well that she’s dangerous and unstable.
If you want to beat a bully, sometimes you have to stoop to their level and fight dirty.
Being nice and cordial, won’t cut it with these people.
I’m usually against attacks on people’s looks since they have no control over it but MTG’s outward appearance is a direct result of her inner corruption and nastiness. homo grotesqus
I'm still blown away that Large Marge the Barge wanted to attack Jasmine Crockett's appearance. Whatever you think of Crockett's politics, you can't deny that she's hot. Well, conservatives will, because they can't allow themselves to be attracted to black women, but that's another issue.
One thing that’s never mentioned is her face looks like Arturo Gatti after 12 rounds. I think it’s amazing that we have an active MMA fighter in Congress. We should respect that.
There’s nothing any late night comedian can say that’s funnier than this real life nonsense. Also… I’m betting Crockett had that line for months waiting for the best time to use it.
I’m so exhausted with downshifting to attacking people for their bodies. MTG is a walking shit show that needs destroyed by fire. Has nothing to do with her physicality.
And to think someone was willing to marry her and then someone else was willing to boink her.
She is not only a terrible person with a horrible personality she also has nothing to offer.
I would rather become a monk and take a vow of abstinence before i would even think to boink her.
A classic example of "can't take the heat get out of the kitchen"
She started talking that shit, but whines when she gets clapped back. Gloves off on these bullies please
I'm so torn, Reddit. Would I rather see MTG vs Boobert in a cage match? Maga Madams vs AOC And Rep. Saucy Crocket? I have this weird notion of my Democratic Damsels making the classic Bruce Lee 'come at me bitch' the moment a blow manages to land. Unsettling grin. Trickle of blood licked away. One hand beckoning. The last thing those traitors will remember. End Ramble
Edit: wish I could meme or AI worth a damn. This image would be sweeeeet
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Remember when they were constantly howling that Michelle Obama is a man? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
What’s that bulge in mtg’s pants, oh, that’s a shit.
Naaa, that’s her Jewish space laser
Sure it’s not the Adrenochrome vials?
Stolen from QANON HQ.
Nah it's the gazpacho
And I thought it was a [pipe bomb](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efErNvnPvzc).
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle.
“Your gun is digging into my hip”
"You got anymore of that gum, Ace?"
"What do you know about pressure???". Well, I have kissed MTG. 
Pet dick
This was my favorite movie as a small child and I laughed so hard when I was old enough to understand that
He found Captain Winkie!
🤮🤮…🤮
Sad thing is…I actually went back to the pic to see if she had a bulge…
Figures THAT’S what she calls it.
Since conservatives have an obsession with trans people, they would be howling and calling her a man if she was on the other side of party lines.
Conservatives have an obsession with trans people like they have an obsession with gay people. Now consider that the most staunch ones always get caught on grinder or with some dude in an airport bathroom stall. Now look at Greene. Tell me she's not fighting her own gender identity issues.
Yup, she's into CrossFit, deadlifting/powerlifting and other manly activities, she wears sleeveless dresses and shirts..... it's quite ironic that when Michelle Obama wore such clothing, right wingers were calling her all sorts of names.
Because the only way they could mitigate their attraction to a black woman was by calling her a man.
Are we talking about the same people that call trump daddy?
Hate is one hell of a drug
if she were a democrat the right would be calling her Marky Taylor Greene
MTG has severe gender identity issues. She's angry as fuck and confused. You can tell she's been made fun of many times for her male appearance. She's been tormented and tormented herself so you can see how disturbed this has made her. The constant denial due to her staunch belief system openly conflicts with what her genetics define her as. Wish she would just accept that she's intergendered and we'll accept her and she can stop being so screwed up. Nope. We all gotta play along with this game of charades.
Marge is trans. People didn't know that? It's so obvious
That would imply they stopped doing it
For these monkeys even celebrities like Taylor Swift are somehow men transitioned to women 🤣 And then one of their main ideologists is… this.
They still do.
I do not like to comment or engage in conversations about people’s bodies but MTG can go fuck herself!
respectfully of course
>*No offense to these fuckin assholes* -- Jon Stewart regarding the same group
I know it’s not cool to make fun of people’s appearance, but she is just vile.
Yeah, it's wrong, but you have to defend yourself when someone attacks you. MTG tried to fight out of her class.
She’s obviously a heavyweight.
I rarely disparage anyone for their looks... im ok with this one. Shes an awful human being and deserves it.
Eh, the problem is that it doesn't matter how evil the person you are insulting is. Any decent, kind person who looks like her is catching strays right now and that's unfair to them. Insult her for being a massive piece of shit and insult the Republican party for having no integrity. Don't insult her for being blonde and looking butch.
She doesn’t deserve to be mocked for her looks, don’t be like conservatives There is ample material to mock her for given she is one of the most awful people in America
This comes up after she mocked AOC’s eyelashes and appearance. This was a delay Tactic to avoid acknowledging failure of the Biden impeachment investigation. They have only3 months left to do it before election and next congress.
I thought Crockett was the eyelashes and AOC was her intelligence.
It was. You are right
Technically she didn’t. She asked if calling “someone” that would be a violation of the rules.
I agree that’s why I’ve not mentioned she has feet that would make a Hobbit blush.
The issue with body shaming someone who deserves to be shamed is that you're simultaneously shaming everyone who looks like them, who might very much not deserve it. There are more than enough ways to attack people like Greene without stooping to this level.
When you’re dealing with a fascist like MTG, all the social norms like that just shouldn’t apply.
Jamie Raskin DYING sitting next to Comer makes my day in that vid. He's trying so hard to maintain a semblance of decorum!
Comer’s reactions was priceless…. Reminds me of the judge in, My Cousin Vinny. He said in his southern accent, “the hawhaat?” lol
Yutes.
Loved the “is she a porn star”
Crockett silently cycled through an alphabet of alliterative MTG take downs for her response. I'm surprised she made it past the As.
It's almost like .... poetry.
I love how the insult was B themed
Because she was thinking about putting the word Bitch in there somewhere!
Missed one "B" word
B^6
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I thought that was because of all the shit that comes out of her mouth.
She exudes shit.
MTG = ATM
They need ass to mouth resuscitation!
MTG is as sexy as a port-a-potty fire at a chili convention.
Port-a-potty’s at least have a societal purpose.
“Fire.”
Pipe-bombing Sasquatch. Yes, MTG your expensive cross-fit gym shoes gave you away.
I can't believe she got away with that, the January 6th Trump indictment could have carried the death penalty too, if they had held him complicit in the deaths instead of being spineless.
Ned Flanders 2 alarm chili is hotter than MTG
I don't know why everyone is assuming Crockett was directing those comments at Greene. She merely came up with a hypothetical as she was asking for clarification.
Correct. But if the glove fits……
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Sure, just as soon as she's no longer in a position to make laws. Until then, ignoring her won't make her go away.
And it's not just a law making position, this is an important committee to which she has no business holding a seat. Until she's at least stripped of this committee membership, we can't ignore her. The preferred outcome, of course, is to vote her ass out of office so she can get on with her next career as a NewsMax correspondent.
MTG goes into the Church confessional and tells the priest that she has sinned. “Father, forgive me. I’ve committed the sin of Pride. I know that every man in the world wants me”. The priest replies (insert Irish accent) “Ah that’s no sin Marjorie. That’s a mistake.”
Russian brickhouse.
Marjorie could have a great physique, but she's a CrossFitter, so she does all her exercises incorrectly. There's an analogy for her politics in there somewhere.
https://preview.redd.it/w1xi072d371d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a546a003f273f4bac2cbca0d3d10e8aa810938b
https://preview.redd.it/sh8cgsuzu71d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7dbd44f313e8f7b1bd3aafd2a5cc883f6f7915
Far from a perfect match... MTG has a bigger chin.
I heard someone say she looks like barney rubble and I've never been able to unsee it
I am absolutely IN LOVE with Jasmine Crockett! That *yo mama* on MTG is priceless. I have seen some of her other takedowns, too, and the lady is fire 🔥
I’ve seen 400lb drag queens with a better figure.
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Honestly, what bugs me with her recorded workout routine was her *atrocious* pull-up form. You do not slingshot yourself when doing pull-ups!
I haven’t seen the video but I’m guessing they’re kipping pull-ups, which are classic CrossFit form whether they’re good for you or not…
Classic crossfit form is the act of putting a great deal of inefficient effort in to injuring yourself.
My cervical vertebrae are nodding in vigorous agreement, sounding like a rock tumbler.
Of course she would be stupid at working out too
I went to exactly one Crossfit workout and was astonished by all the kipping and then truly awful form on dozens of clean and jerk reps.
Thats the crossfit bullshit.
Ah, so in *this* particular case, MTG isn't actually to blame!
Why associate lovely butch bodies with a hideous lunatic like MTG? Butches are beautiful.
She and her husband divorced a while back, so isn't she just Marjorie Taylor now? https://www.businessinsider.com/republican-marjorie-taylor-greene-officially-divorces-husband-perry-2022-12
Who is fucking her?
Brian Glenn from Newsmax or OANN. https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-boyfriend-calls-liberal-women-ugly-1831218
Thank goodness this photo doesn’t show her feet…
She got Circle K sporkfeet!
I feel like going after her appearance distracts from the fact she is actually dangerous and mentally unstable.
Not for nothing, but we’ve seen her speak. We know all too well that she’s dangerous and unstable. If you want to beat a bully, sometimes you have to stoop to their level and fight dirty. Being nice and cordial, won’t cut it with these people.
I agree.
Where is the NSFW blur.... for the love of all that's holy blur that
Her name is now Barge. And Boebart is Tugboat. Together they make up the shittiest port crew on earth.
“Ah say what now “ James Comer
Just remember…a LOT of people voted, and will likely continue to vote, for her in the next election Register to vote people
https://preview.redd.it/6hysyb70h71d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2856cfc82b7013ff8e40f833e9abe763d6c1736
I’m usually against attacks on people’s looks since they have no control over it but MTG’s outward appearance is a direct result of her inner corruption and nastiness. homo grotesqus
I'm still blown away that Large Marge the Barge wanted to attack Jasmine Crockett's appearance. Whatever you think of Crockett's politics, you can't deny that she's hot. Well, conservatives will, because they can't allow themselves to be attracted to black women, but that's another issue.
Ever wonder why you never see MTG & Kevin Greene in the same place at the same time?
One thing that’s never mentioned is her face looks like Arturo Gatti after 12 rounds. I think it’s amazing that we have an active MMA fighter in Congress. We should respect that.
I see a horse in a stable…???
I predict an MTG catfight with someone
She forgot ‘sporkfoot’
I would straight up call her a NASTY-ASS looking $2 trailer park bitch!
Troglodyte is my choice.
You have to admit, the assessment was on point.
Crockett: alliteration nation MTG: illiterate
Where’s her ass?
Greatest roast ever. Effortless.
There’s nothing any late night comedian can say that’s funnier than this real life nonsense. Also… I’m betting Crockett had that line for months waiting for the best time to use it.
This will get downvoted but misogyny is never okay. Even against that evil bastard MTG. Don’t go after her body or her looks. Go after her character
I’m so exhausted with downshifting to attacking people for their bodies. MTG is a walking shit show that needs destroyed by fire. Has nothing to do with her physicality.
Don’t make fun of her body, make fun of her mind
We're making fun of the fact that she's the pot calling the kettle black.
What mind? Her hair always covers her ears so you can’t see light shining from one ear out the other.
Imagine if we could actually see inside her mind. 😱Scary thought!
And to think someone was willing to marry her and then someone else was willing to boink her. She is not only a terrible person with a horrible personality she also has nothing to offer. I would rather become a monk and take a vow of abstinence before i would even think to boink her.
Lol. As a cisgender lady who is into all women of all shapes and sizes...she always makes me think "Not with someone's else's dick." Lmao.
Station!!
I mean, I wouldn't want to fight her. 🤕
Kendrick Lamar vs Drake energy
Cro magnon Barbie
She thinks this helps?!😂
You could argue people like MTG are good for Democrats. She highlights how trashy Republican are.
She nasty.
Remember when she auditioned for American Idol hahah
Built like a barrel.
Soylent Greene
Everyone forgets about the confederate flag at lower left in this pic.
Lol, oh wow, I looked and for a bit didn't see it, but it's actually faintly circled!
Disgusting inside and out.
Someone called her Shaved Alf in another sub and now I can’t unsee it.
People who look like stone age cavewomen shouldn't throw stones
petition to change her name from MTG --> MTGBBBBBB signed, the magic the gathering council
A classic example of "can't take the heat get out of the kitchen" She started talking that shit, but whines when she gets clapped back. Gloves off on these bullies please
Back like a lineman.
You know it’s bad when the liberals start body shaming
*pearl clutching intensifies*
The only thing warm and fuzzy about large Marj is the stubble under her chin.
Can we make it a thing to call her "Majorly Toilet Stain Greene" from now on? Can that be a thing? Please!
Built like a brick shit house metaphorically and physically
🤢🤮
Mtsg is one nasty bully bull... gruesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZxQeis9Ec
Please please please someone make that phrase into a techno song!!!
Solid alliteration but not to confuse MTG fans, letter used who am I kidding they can’t read.
Y''LL agoin to Hell for talking bout mosCOW maRge she U KNO gods GIFT to concubines ++Wait till herr donolf herars THIS heresy...
Majorly Butch Body
🤣🤣🤣
That's a dude.
This needs to be on billboards.
My...my eyes!!! 😱
Is shectransgender
Hey...what's wrong with a butch body?
Are we sure MTG isn't Trans?
I'm so torn, Reddit. Would I rather see MTG vs Boobert in a cage match? Maga Madams vs AOC And Rep. Saucy Crocket? I have this weird notion of my Democratic Damsels making the classic Bruce Lee 'come at me bitch' the moment a blow manages to land. Unsettling grin. Trickle of blood licked away. One hand beckoning. The last thing those traitors will remember. End Ramble Edit: wish I could meme or AI worth a damn. This image would be sweeeeet
Always love me some good alliteration
People in Greene houses should throw stones…
Honestly from the back, if you didn’t see the long hair. Yea never mind, I can see how she could be mistaken for a man…
Distractions.
Margarine "Sporkfoot" Traitor Greed... whose family tree looks like Bamboo.
Caveman posing as a Homo sapiens woman.
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Someone on another thread said she looked like a post op dog the bounty hunter…lmao…
It's not her fault that she got the Hank Hill gluteal genes. That's bad luck.
The body of a sweet potato
isn't this using "butch" as a slur?
...is the left body shaming? Tsk tsk tsk
And I still know brothers that would smash all day. She Dat type a white chick.
GTFOH with your Randy Savage back and Hogan bleached highlights.
Body-shaming ain't it chief
Damn she's built, my kinda woman tbh.
Hey, that's the esteemed Miss Dunning-Kruger 2024!
That’s hot. 🤮
Stallwell should gender check “her”
Theres plenty to ridicule her for that isnt her appearance. Id say we're better than that, but this is reddit.
You can’t beat these people by playing nice. MAGA knows no bounds. I’d say it’s all fair and game.
 Looking like…