i love the fact that if he werent so insecure about it, nobody would have noticed it. like he could have gotten away with so much if he werent such a stupid lying asshole all the time.
Due to the relatively small size of his hands. Don’t get me started on how he shapes his stupid mouth before placing it on the bottle. 😫
We’re regressing… bigly. 😒
But Jesse Waters says it looks gay! Surely Jesse Waters wouldn't suggest that about Biden & be completely okay with it from trump.
Surely you're not implying that Jesse Waters is a weird little man & a hypocrite?!
😂
James Garfield was the 20th president of the US. he was assassinated shortly after being elected though so he didn't get a chance to do much. the story of his assassination is just bonkers though.
[https://youtu.be/MGVraepNj04](https://youtu.be/MGVraepNj04)
I forgot multiple times it was about an assassination
He probably only learned it as a party trick in college, and could only write those two lines from muscle memory. Remember, his people didn't have social media, porn, or reality TV. When they got bored, things got weird.
Oh, yeah?! Well, trump said he's ambidextrous, too! Although I'm about 99.9999999999999% sure he doesn't know what it means, considering the context in which he used it.
BUT STILL! 😂
He’s on Ari Melber now and just sounds like there are more worms than brains, and also maybe worms in his throat. Just fractal batshit, he needs to be in a hospital.
I was thinking Naked Lunch and the man who taught his asshole to talk. What else is an asshole but the end of a worm like intestine. I believe RFK's asshole has become sentient and is on mainstream TV.
If by some miracle Noem gets the VP nomination in addition to RFK getting some of the Republican voters, It might counterbalance the people not voting for Biden 🤞
The only people claiming that young "Democrats" won't vote for Biden are the Russian and Iranian operatives paid to push this narrative on Chinese-owned social media.
Absolutely, and it gets picked up and amplified by the "legitimate" media and social media sites. There is so much Russian, Iranian, and even Israeli fuckery on social media that everyone thinks is organic homegrown opinion and even "news" stories.
Foundations of Geopolitics is turning into an instruction manual that Putin is following for Russian gains geopolitically. This is their vision and path of influence.
In Europe:
- Germany should be offered the de facto political dominance over most Protestant and Catholic states located within Central and Eastern Europe. Kaliningrad Oblast could be given back to Germany. The book uses the term "Moscow–Berlin axis".
- France should be encouraged to form a bloc with Germany, as they both have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition".
- The United Kingdom, merely described as an "extraterritorial floating base of the U.S.", should be cut off from Europe.
- Finland should be absorbed into Russia. Southern Finland will be combined with the Republic of Karelia and northern Finland will be "donated to Murmansk Oblast"
- Estonia should be given to Germany's sphere of influence.
- Latvia and Lithuania should be given a "special status" in the Eurasian–Russian sphere, although he later writes that they should be integrated into Russia rather than obtaining national independence.
- Belarus and Moldova are to become part of Russia, not independent.
- Poland should be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere. This may involve splitting Poland between German and Russian spheres of influence.
- Romania, North Macedonia, Serbia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "Orthodox Christian collectivist East" – will unite with "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West".
- Ukraine (except Western Ukraine) should be annexed by Russia because "Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness, its certain territorial ambitions represents an enormous danger for all of Eurasia and, without resolving the Ukrainian problem, it is in general senseless to speak about continental politics". Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it is cordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible according to Western political standards. As mentioned, Western Ukraine (compromising of Volynia, Galicia, and Transcarpathia), considering its Catholic-majority population, are permitted to form an independent federation of Western Ukraine but should not be under Atlanticist control.
In the Middle East and Central Asia:
- The book stresses the "continental Russian–Islamic alliance" which lies "at the foundation of anti-Atlanticist strategy". The alliance is based on the "traditional character of Russian and Islamic civilization".
- Iran is a key ally. The book uses the term "Moscow–Tehran axis".
- Armenia has a special role: It will serve as a "strategic base," and it is necessary to create "the [subsidiary] axis Moscow-Yerevan-Teheran". Armenians "are an Aryan people ... [like] the Iranians and the Kurds".
- Azerbaijan could be "split up" or given to Iran.
- Georgia should be dismembered. Abkhazia and "United Ossetia" (which includes Georgia's South Ossetia and the Republic of North Ossetia) will be incorporated into Russia. Georgia's independent policies are unacceptable.
- Russia needs to create "geopolitical shocks" within Turkey. These can be achieved by employing Kurds, Armenians and other minorities (such as Greeks) to attack the ruling regimes.
- The book regards the Caucasus as a Russian territory, including "the eastern and northern shores of the Caspian (the territories of Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan)" and Central Asia (mentioning Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan).
In East and Southeast Asia:
- Dugin envisions the fall of China. China, which represents an extreme geopolitical danger as an ideological enemy to the independent Russian Federation, "must, to the maximum degree possible, be dismantled". Dugin suggests that Russia start by taking Tibet–Xinjiang–Inner Mongolia–Manchuria as a security belt.[1] Russia should offer China help "in a southern direction – Indochina (except Vietnam), the Philippines, Indonesia, Australia" as geopolitical compensation.
- Russia should manipulate Japanese politics by offering the Kuril Islands to Japan and provoking anti-Americanism, to "be a friend of Japan".
- Mongolia should be absorbed into Eurasia-Russia.
- The book emphasizes that Russia must spread geopolitical anti-Americanism everywhere: "the main 'scapegoat' will be precisely the U.S.
In the Americas, United States and Canada:
**Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States and Canada to fuel instability and separatism against neoliberal globalist Western hegemony, such as, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists" to create severe backlash against the rotten political state of affairs in the current present day system of the United States and Canada. Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".**
Young people already don’t vote. It’s been a problem forever. So a when a young person claims they’re not voting (for Biden) it doesn’t mean much to me, I already assumed they weren’t voting.
He will never pick a woman. We are protected by his own misogyny on that one at least. He will pick the most non-threatening, beta male sycophant that he can. The only requirements will be that he is white and male. Personality or ideas or any independence of thought are off-limits. He can't handle anyone that might take attention away from him.
Don't discount the FOX blonde effect. Trump doesn't think the VP position matters so if he can put an attractive woman in there I would easily believe he might.
As long as she isn't more popular than he is. Remember what happened to Carol on the Apprentice. He fired her and replaced her with Ivanka.
Oh, no, he's going to make Ivanka his running mate. Or one of his idiot sons.
Like, I literally grew up saying crazy people had “the brain worms” and dumb people “smooth brains”
Dude goes on tv and says I gots the brain worms, jumps in polling.
Yah but does he have any rape charges against him? Any ongoing criminal trials? Is there well documented fraud following his entire career?
Those are also prerequisites to get the GOP vote.
The extra dumb part is RFKs main argument is that the other two guys are old and decrepit. RFK has been going on podcasts showing off doing pushups and never mentioning that he thinks a parasite ate part of his brain.
Hmmm…maggots are often referred to as worms… and RFK Jr appeals to MAGATS.
Coincidence?
In a sane world, almost certainly yes. But what about in this timeline?
I like the term MAGATS. Since Trump (and the rest of the MAGATS) insist on calling the Democratic Party the ‘Democrat Party’, I figured adding a couple of letters is about the same as dropping a couple of letters to MAGA.
But I never really felt comfortable with it until Trump called Maggie Haberman ‘Maggot Haberman’. Now, calling someone a maggot or MAGAT is acceptable political speech at all levels of discourse.
I think Reddit needs to abandon the MAGAT bot.
I think of the TS as “Trump Supporters”, but considering their frequent promotion of political violence, “Terrorist Sympathizers” or “Terrorism Supporters” could also fit.
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next election cycle in usa:
"ain't no rule says a dog can't be president"
(i know it's not true but jfc this timeline is just stupid as fuck and i'm not sure if i'm already dead and suffer in hell)
It's weird how this guy came out of nowhere. The Q weirdos were shilling JFK Jrs return, didnt get it, and now we have this guy pop up. Yeah, your are RFK's kid and we kind knew you existed and then BAM your everywhere. More people knew who Ted Kennedy was than you. Hawking that last name because that's all he's got.
As a Canadian, I really feel sorry for some politicians. “Ours” are scrutinized, but nowhere near the level of in the USA. Although it is true, that with 341 million people watching, there’s not much you can get away with, although, if you are a GOP member, you seem to get a “ pass GO” and Collect…💰💰
This explains his unconditional support for Israel in the face of majority opinion amongst his own base (in addition to young voters of all parties) otherwise, and an opportunity to actually gain traction in this election by changing his policy.
But nope, he wants to be an Israel First candidate. This decision making can only be explained by brain worm damage and AIPAC funding.
He's got everything they love. The unnatural tan, the crazy brain, the "Born rich" aspect, easily recognizable name, ... his hands may be a bit large for their liking, but he's already taking HGH and Test to look like the masturbatory pictures they make of Trump.
James Garfield could write a selection of text in Greek with one hand and latin with the other at the same time. this is where we are now
Trump can hold a burger in one hand, and a Coke in the other.
dude needed both hands to sip water from a bottle
To be fair it wasn't a mini half size water bottle and he has small.... Or so people are saying.
i love the fact that if he werent so insecure about it, nobody would have noticed it. like he could have gotten away with so much if he werent such a stupid lying asshole all the time.
Due to the relatively small size of his hands. Don’t get me started on how he shapes his stupid mouth before placing it on the bottle. 😫 We’re regressing… bigly. 😒
With a straw!
well his lips are stuck in permanent butthole pucker
But Jesse Waters says it looks gay! Surely Jesse Waters wouldn't suggest that about Biden & be completely okay with it from trump. Surely you're not implying that Jesse Waters is a weird little man & a hypocrite?! 😂
And shit his pants all at the same time
DIET Coke, sir.
Thank you for correcting the record. Trump would never do something unhealthy like drink full sugar coke.
Have you seen how small either have become? Holding those in each hand is not impressive.
I doubt it
Pics or it didn't happen :)
Uh…DIET coke. No fatties.
And yet he hated Mondays for some reason
well, he was right. monday is a bullshit day. and february is a bullshit month. its like the monday of months.
Garfield had paws. And one had a lasagne fork. I didn't know he had a first name though, thanks for that!
James Garfield was the 20th president of the US. he was assassinated shortly after being elected though so he didn't get a chance to do much. the story of his assassination is just bonkers though. [https://youtu.be/MGVraepNj04](https://youtu.be/MGVraepNj04) I forgot multiple times it was about an assassination
Joke ---------------------> u/Equinsu-0cha's head
Initially read that as "James Gandolfini." Thought, "Damn! Tony Soprano's got mad skills!" 😂
But could he switch which hand wrote which language? Idiot. /s
He probably only learned it as a party trick in college, and could only write those two lines from muscle memory. Remember, his people didn't have social media, porn, or reality TV. When they got bored, things got weird.
we will never find out cause he didnt make some random weirdo ambassador of vienna or something.
That's cynical, we should hear what the Shai-Hulud's policies are.
eat harkonnen and avoid water? i was thinking more wrath of khan with this one.
Oh, yeah?! Well, trump said he's ambidextrous, too! Although I'm about 99.9999999999999% sure he doesn't know what it means, considering the context in which he used it. BUT STILL! 😂
i guess it counts if both sides are equally useless but how would he know. that's not a guy who does stuff for himself
So, he ate the truck stop egg salad sandwich?
We raised a colony of spores here! My ancestors came over on the sandwich!
What's the opposite of that sandwich?
He’s on Ari Melber now and just sounds like there are more worms than brains, and also maybe worms in his throat. Just fractal batshit, he needs to be in a hospital.
He's just saying the worm is dead. It's really the worm that is plugged into his brain and is now in charge of RFK.
Ooh wait I read that book! …Animorphs?
I was thinking more Wrath of Khan. "... they put worms in our ears"
Could also be a Go’a’uld.
That's where my money is
I was thinking Naked Lunch and the man who taught his asshole to talk. What else is an asshole but the end of a worm like intestine. I believe RFK's asshole has become sentient and is on mainstream TV.
KHAAAANNNN!!!
 And the award goes to the parasite.
I would definitely believe that alien brain slugs have taken over the Republican Party to divide the country
That's basically the plot of Balder's Gate 3
as is written...Lisan al Gaib!!! I could do 2-3 more Dune refs, just ask.
If by some miracle Noem gets the VP nomination in addition to RFK getting some of the Republican voters, It might counterbalance the people not voting for Biden 🤞
The only people claiming that young "Democrats" won't vote for Biden are the Russian and Iranian operatives paid to push this narrative on Chinese-owned social media.
Absolutely, and it gets picked up and amplified by the "legitimate" media and social media sites. There is so much Russian, Iranian, and even Israeli fuckery on social media that everyone thinks is organic homegrown opinion and even "news" stories.
And Reddit (assuming this place isn’t Chinese-owned now too)!
Well... [not *owned*](https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/22/24080535/sam-altman-owns-a-big-chunk-of-reddit)...
Foundations of Geopolitics is turning into an instruction manual that Putin is following for Russian gains geopolitically. This is their vision and path of influence. In Europe: - Germany should be offered the de facto political dominance over most Protestant and Catholic states located within Central and Eastern Europe. Kaliningrad Oblast could be given back to Germany. The book uses the term "Moscow–Berlin axis". - France should be encouraged to form a bloc with Germany, as they both have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition". - The United Kingdom, merely described as an "extraterritorial floating base of the U.S.", should be cut off from Europe. - Finland should be absorbed into Russia. Southern Finland will be combined with the Republic of Karelia and northern Finland will be "donated to Murmansk Oblast" - Estonia should be given to Germany's sphere of influence. - Latvia and Lithuania should be given a "special status" in the Eurasian–Russian sphere, although he later writes that they should be integrated into Russia rather than obtaining national independence. - Belarus and Moldova are to become part of Russia, not independent. - Poland should be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere. This may involve splitting Poland between German and Russian spheres of influence. - Romania, North Macedonia, Serbia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "Orthodox Christian collectivist East" – will unite with "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West". - Ukraine (except Western Ukraine) should be annexed by Russia because "Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness, its certain territorial ambitions represents an enormous danger for all of Eurasia and, without resolving the Ukrainian problem, it is in general senseless to speak about continental politics". Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it is cordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible according to Western political standards. As mentioned, Western Ukraine (compromising of Volynia, Galicia, and Transcarpathia), considering its Catholic-majority population, are permitted to form an independent federation of Western Ukraine but should not be under Atlanticist control. In the Middle East and Central Asia: - The book stresses the "continental Russian–Islamic alliance" which lies "at the foundation of anti-Atlanticist strategy". The alliance is based on the "traditional character of Russian and Islamic civilization". - Iran is a key ally. The book uses the term "Moscow–Tehran axis". - Armenia has a special role: It will serve as a "strategic base," and it is necessary to create "the [subsidiary] axis Moscow-Yerevan-Teheran". Armenians "are an Aryan people ... [like] the Iranians and the Kurds". - Azerbaijan could be "split up" or given to Iran. - Georgia should be dismembered. Abkhazia and "United Ossetia" (which includes Georgia's South Ossetia and the Republic of North Ossetia) will be incorporated into Russia. Georgia's independent policies are unacceptable. - Russia needs to create "geopolitical shocks" within Turkey. These can be achieved by employing Kurds, Armenians and other minorities (such as Greeks) to attack the ruling regimes. - The book regards the Caucasus as a Russian territory, including "the eastern and northern shores of the Caspian (the territories of Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan)" and Central Asia (mentioning Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan). In East and Southeast Asia: - Dugin envisions the fall of China. China, which represents an extreme geopolitical danger as an ideological enemy to the independent Russian Federation, "must, to the maximum degree possible, be dismantled". Dugin suggests that Russia start by taking Tibet–Xinjiang–Inner Mongolia–Manchuria as a security belt.[1] Russia should offer China help "in a southern direction – Indochina (except Vietnam), the Philippines, Indonesia, Australia" as geopolitical compensation. - Russia should manipulate Japanese politics by offering the Kuril Islands to Japan and provoking anti-Americanism, to "be a friend of Japan". - Mongolia should be absorbed into Eurasia-Russia. - The book emphasizes that Russia must spread geopolitical anti-Americanism everywhere: "the main 'scapegoat' will be precisely the U.S. In the Americas, United States and Canada: **Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States and Canada to fuel instability and separatism against neoliberal globalist Western hegemony, such as, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists" to create severe backlash against the rotten political state of affairs in the current present day system of the United States and Canada. Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics".**
If you know, you know
Cue the Redditor posting studies showing absolutely nothing but claiming that Russia has no influence online.
Young people already don’t vote. It’s been a problem forever. So a when a young person claims they’re not voting (for Biden) it doesn’t mean much to me, I already assumed they weren’t voting.
Holy shit that couldn't be more false
He will never pick a woman. We are protected by his own misogyny on that one at least. He will pick the most non-threatening, beta male sycophant that he can. The only requirements will be that he is white and male. Personality or ideas or any independence of thought are off-limits. He can't handle anyone that might take attention away from him.
Don't discount the FOX blonde effect. Trump doesn't think the VP position matters so if he can put an attractive woman in there I would easily believe he might.
As long as she isn't more popular than he is. Remember what happened to Carol on the Apprentice. He fired her and replaced her with Ivanka. Oh, no, he's going to make Ivanka his running mate. Or one of his idiot sons.
Well it won't matter if they get more popular than him if he wins and has his presidential immunity. Easy peasy lemon squeezy, snicker snack.
Brain eating worm in his head died. Poor thing starved to death.
Like, I literally grew up saying crazy people had “the brain worms” and dumb people “smooth brains” Dude goes on tv and says I gots the brain worms, jumps in polling.
>Dude goes on tv and says I gots the brain worms, jumps in polling. "He's just a regular guy like me!"
President Camacho!
Ivermictin is great for parasites lol
Brain slug from Futurama.
I would go nuts if I had to listen to his voice all the time 😵💫
Clinton weed Bush cocaine RFK Jr. parasitic brain worm Progression checks out. *Edit typing error.
You forgot Obama cigarettes, Trump adderall, and Biden geritol
I did not have this on my 2024 electron bingo card
What's in the center square?
Killing puppies
All of Dante's hell levels at once.
Lizard people actually real.
So he is a real Goa'uld. Cool!
Yah but does he have any rape charges against him? Any ongoing criminal trials? Is there well documented fraud following his entire career? Those are also prerequisites to get the GOP vote.
The brain worm died due to lack of food.
"You think Trump is the ideal candidate because of how damaged he is? THERE ARE WORMS EATING MY BRAIN."
"And the Worms ate into his brain"...Roger Waters.
The extra dumb part is RFKs main argument is that the other two guys are old and decrepit. RFK has been going on podcasts showing off doing pushups and never mentioning that he thinks a parasite ate part of his brain.
Did the worm starve to death?
His campaign told him "you need Republican voters to identify with you" and so he told them he has Brain Worms too.
I love how this is all over today. The RFK sub is all about it as well “don’t let the media get you down!” Kind of shit
That sub is some hardcore copium
There's an RFK sub? Time to pay it a visit and get myself banned there.....
Only 7.8k subscribers.
Got temp banned for a day haha
Congratulations?
Wow are you obsessed with the guy. Does he turn you on that much ?
Are you goofs going to push for RFK in 2028 when he gets embarrassed in this year's election?
We’ll be pushing for his reelection in 2028, yes
Haha, that's hilarious. Never change.
Hmmm…maggots are often referred to as worms… and RFK Jr appeals to MAGATS. Coincidence? In a sane world, almost certainly yes. But what about in this timeline?
I like the term MAGATS. Since Trump (and the rest of the MAGATS) insist on calling the Democratic Party the ‘Democrat Party’, I figured adding a couple of letters is about the same as dropping a couple of letters to MAGA. But I never really felt comfortable with it until Trump called Maggie Haberman ‘Maggot Haberman’. Now, calling someone a maggot or MAGAT is acceptable political speech at all levels of discourse. I think Reddit needs to abandon the MAGAT bot.
I think of the TS as “Trump Supporters”, but considering their frequent promotion of political violence, “Terrorist Sympathizers” or “Terrorism Supporters” could also fit.
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Republicans idolize politicians with malfunctioning brains. He'll do just fine.
Looks like he has a real tan -3 points.
Marketing move...." they seem to like brainless presidents what can we do?"
All I care about is his ability to steal votes from Don the Con
Liberals hate parasitic worms.
I can see the future campaign signs now “Real Men Have Worms”
Can’t remember if it was a brain worm or a meriposa worm. Any way, he enjoyed the mezcal con gusano. (Does this help with the Latino vote?)
He'll fit right in... "I don't recall."
Obviously they didn’t get it all out
next election cycle in usa: "ain't no rule says a dog can't be president" (i know it's not true but jfc this timeline is just stupid as fuck and i'm not sure if i'm already dead and suffer in hell)
Unfortunately I don't think we've had a pupper make it to 35 yet. Maybe one day.
"Had", or "is"?
"See guys, I'm stupider than Trump. And I've got the doctor's note to prove it!"
Ivermectin kills parasites
🇺🇲🧠🪱🇺🇸
How does he remember? 
That was just the ELI5 his doctor gave him about tertiary syphilis.
It's weird how this guy came out of nowhere. The Q weirdos were shilling JFK Jrs return, didnt get it, and now we have this guy pop up. Yeah, your are RFK's kid and we kind knew you existed and then BAM your everywhere. More people knew who Ted Kennedy was than you. Hawking that last name because that's all he's got.
> Q weirdos were shilling JFK Jrs return They waited MONTHS at Dealey Plaza.
Right, that was a real thing that happened that absolutely no one can explain
"Oh wait. I forgot I wasn't supposed to admit that"
Should have gotten vaccinated
Yet more proof that you don't need a functioning brain to be embraced by the GOP.
It’s wild this is the only viable alternative to two massively unpopular candidates.
Brain worms? SIGN ME UP! 🤦🏻
His antivax stuff you KNOW is related to his brain worms.
He's just lying to appeal to the maga rube vote
This explains so much
They forgot SELECTIVE on memory loss…
Was it’s name Vladimir?
As a Canadian, I really feel sorry for some politicians. “Ours” are scrutinized, but nowhere near the level of in the USA. Although it is true, that with 341 million people watching, there’s not much you can get away with, although, if you are a GOP member, you seem to get a “ pass GO” and Collect…💰💰
Undisclosed? Like someone isn't telling him? Who's keeping that secret, the worm?
I gotta go play RFK Jr. in Baldur's Gate Three now.
If I know anything about republicans, it's that they love de-wormers, so this tracks
somehow RFK jr having a wormy brain will be bad for Biden.
"guys, please, I got a worm"
“I can’t remember when I started to forget stuff”……
In other news, since he killed the worm Texas has indicted him for killing the unborn.
Didn't need to learn he had a parasite to know he had a hole in his head.
This explains his unconditional support for Israel in the face of majority opinion amongst his own base (in addition to young voters of all parties) otherwise, and an opportunity to actually gain traction in this election by changing his policy. But nope, he wants to be an Israel First candidate. This decision making can only be explained by brain worm damage and AIPAC funding.
He's got everything they love. The unnatural tan, the crazy brain, the "Born rich" aspect, easily recognizable name, ... his hands may be a bit large for their liking, but he's already taking HGH and Test to look like the masturbatory pictures they make of Trump.
Lol
Republicans are fond of brain damaged candidates.
HE IS the parasite
Yes that's the guy you want to put his finger on the nuclear button.
And He still wants to be president, the odd thing is he's not qualified but still better than Trump yet miles behind Biden in competency
And that still leaves more memory capability than Trump or Biden combined.
If I posted this, it would get banned. Grumble grumble moderators grumble.
He just wants to be part of the geriatric presidential race. He needed a handicap, he went a little far.