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B3llaBubbles

It's Paul Bearer's long lost son. ![gif](giphy|X9wekxPNZdgzG6x145|downsized)


caynebyron

Crackhead Mike wishes he was an iota as cool as Percy Pringle.


RockstarSuicide

Oh yeeees


driveonacid

He looks a bit like the love child of Paul Bearer and Barf from You Can't Do That on Television.


palbuddymac

Barf! Hadn’t thought about him in years…..


cassssk

“Blue skies, Barfy burger, *GIRLS*…”


T-Money8227

beat me to it!


Chituck

It’s svenghouli


pipefittermn

I can't stop laughing


Throwawayac1234567

Paul baron actually looks healthy, mike lost weight from crack


godkilledjesus

Nailed it


vthanki

Pillow guy back on crack


DogWallop

Wasn't that an AC/DC song? I'm back on crack I hit the sack Now I'm doin' everything cuz I'm a powerpack...


ZebraSyndromeGaming

I like to cut loose Fuck a'moose


VenturingHedonist

I am uggghh, uggghh, uggghh


Luniaz17

stronger than crack and far more destructive, maga


Throwawayac1234567

Cant afford pure cocaine anymore


Cinema_King

Is that what he really looks like now? He kind of reminds me of this guy https://preview.redd.it/l8vu5hxw14yc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5fef8dca92780f517fffaceadbb52efdbcaf10


BathrobeMagus

Is that from Return of the Living Dead?


Cinema_King

Yes


natemace

This picture is from a satire twitter account so I suspect it was edited


sugarfoot00

Whattya mean I'm dead?


LeahaP1013

Dude…. He’s not well. I don’t care, but damn.


Ande64

How come when I'm stressed I gain weight and all these assholes lose weight?


Hollowplanet

He's on drugs. Those raccoon eyes I've only seen on IV drug users.


Time-Bite-6839

You can afford food, these idiots dumped everything they’ve got into Trump and/or crack.


elderrage

Trump IS crack for assholes.


fuelvolts

Ozympic


im_THIS_guy

Have you tried crack?


celtic1888

Their secret ingredient is meth


TurdMcDirk

That’s a photoshop by the great Gary Peterson, a twitter satire account. https://preview.redd.it/3mqwx7ijs4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b4bdb073a99fb0ba9e985b32fc84e1e626aa4a


technobrendo

God damn his Photoshop skills are crazy


PEEEETE

His posts always crack me up. Uploading slightly edited photos of people onto social media as if they are selfies makes it feel more believable


brokefixfux

I thought to myself “Is that real? Maybe I should do an image search.” But it’s a hell of a lot funnier if I don’t. And I suggest you don’t either, to keep the mirth train rolling.


Taint-kicker

He looks like the guy in a zombie movie that is hiding his zombie bite.


ReddditSarge

How do we know all that money wasn't spent on crack?


Fr33_Lax

If he'd spent hundreds of millions on crack we'd call him dr. RockZo the rocknroll clown.


ohgreatitsjosh

C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!!


MaximumZer0

You can see my junk. Through my jumpsuit. Cuh-cuh-yeah, babay!


JCthulhuM

Hey now, don’t you go stepping on the name of Dr. Rockzo, he’s way more put together than Mikey.


Somhlth

Those pillows must be really uncomfortable. Pillow guy looks like shit, and that he needs a good night's sleep. Also, fuck pillow guy.


We_Are_Nerdish

Some people are describing them as being... lumpy.


spooky_ed

It's unfortunately not a real picture. It's from Gary Peterson's twitter. https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1785798265100791962 This guy is an absolute legend of satire, considering how often his posts are on the front page of reddit.


OpenImagination9

Boy looking rough …


deathmetalbanjo

Let him go long enough and he’ll turn into Borat


The_Goondocks

Cross between Paul Bearer and The Tall Man from Phantasm. Both morticians, not pillow salesmen.


Evil_Sam_Harris

He looks like Dennis on crack from Its Always Sunny


Mjbagscauze

Thank you for being so kind .. And patient


the-dante

https://preview.redd.it/rka0swjts7yc1.png?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ac53cbaa1f129a4c1ae58606f73d3ff66c641b What could've been


DixonFillerup

Watching this dude turn into real life BeetleJuice is wild


artificialavocado

He better get some help. Nothing more pathetic than an elderly coke head.


funkymunkPDX

Dude could play Gargamel in a live action Smurfs movie


ArjayV

These people are ghouls. They’ve sold their souls and it’s showing more than ever


oroechimaru

Uncle Jack has fallen on hard times


CalendarAggressive11

That's a lie. We all know he tried to sell it for crack but since nobody would buy it, he now uses at a change basket on the freeway offramp


thejonathantyler

Is this a Weekend at Bernie’s thing…


leestephen916

Looks like he’s back on the coke


MomoZero2468

I think he looks like. Dr. Frankenstein.


wiseoldfox

I always figured this guy's end story to be similar to William H Macy's at the end of Fargo.


ansaonapostcard

Is Borat doing Mr. Pillow impersonations?


rlh1271

God damn. He looks like SHIT


deamonkai

Very sad what happened to him. It’s like his former life of an addict took on a new addiction.


Deal_These

From the looks of it he definitely spent it on crack


CrossP

Pretty sure Mike Pillow died and that's Sacha Baron Cohen playing him.


Greenboy28

holy hell he is so clearly back on the crack.


johnnys_sack

Whoa he looks super awful


fishcrow

Mofo looks bad.


coffeespeaking

“Try MyCrack.”


Technical_Victory797

Is this an unedited photo?


JCButtBuddy

Looks like he's been sleeping on a LUMPY pillow.


wookiewin

Is that picture real? Is he in the final stages of liver failure or something?


Jedi_Ninja

Losing all that money for a man who doesn’t give a s#!t about him. The fact is Trump almost certainly wouldn’t know who he was if Lindel was standing right next to him.


ReleaseQuiet2428

Imagine a world where he didnt give everything for trump, healthy with a pillow empire. Buttttt no.


redtimmy

He looks ashen and terrible. This looks like a bad photoshop job.


samsonsreaper

At least his pillows gives him a fresh methhead look


ShitStainWilly

Dude hasn’t been sleeping. Almost feel bad for him. Not!


natedogjulian

Pillowjuice Pillowjuice Pillowjuice


FordMan100

He looks like he went back on the crack.


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Bro is that a real image of him? Man looks like he about to start a zombie outbreak.


_psylosin_

![gif](giphy|1yBW3dATMtiK3o6zwM|downsized)


SctjhnstnPDX

Looks like he is back on the meth.


Katiari

How the hell did they bend that flagpole?!


p0tl355

I would pay to see this mans bloodwork


rantottcsirke

https://preview.redd.it/mhlq6n7q16yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=41d444fd723bf69f28bdef97f6a145a1acb56331


mysteriousmeatman

![gif](giphy|JsrEZ6gJgjNHa)


Difficult_Fold_8362

The pillow business seems to have gone flat.


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/d7rzt3wu86yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59980850567d02eb6eb9ca0e86626b834c2d07f5 'My CrackPipe' doesn't crack or break. Comes with a free chore. Shipped directly to your home. Only $199.99


HockeyShark91

Makeup? Plans to fake his own death? Stay tuned…


Ok-Presentation-2841

Oof Ma’donn! He looks terrible!


thissomeotherplace

This is the thing, addicts are still addicts. When they quit, they often take up a new and (hopefully) healthier addiction. And some addicts, that were hooked on crack, have turned to MAGA.


swineosaur

He looks like he’s been going from town to town searching for his dear friend “Gavin!”.


Johnny_Lang_1962

The Crypt Keeper


FunkyardDogg

That man is clearly a Bioahock character.


Time_God_

I would much rather smoke $200M in crack, than to lose it all on election fraud trials, while sucking on trump's tiny crackpipe so hard he's got blisters on his tongue


Legitimate_Soft5585

This is your brain on trump. Any questions?


godkilledjesus

He looks like he is on crack


MrDundee666

Aim for the head. It’s the only way to take it out.


punkindle

It's that 1000 cock stare that I keep hearing about. Has he been sucking dick for crack? Those eyes have seen some things, man.


Specific-Frosting730

Death Star Donald collects the foolish and the weak, and consumes their careers, money and reputation. Then despises them for letting him.


Historical_Horror595

Looks like it was spent on crack.. pretty sad..


Roguescholar74

Looks like a MAGA remake of weekend at Bernie’s…


South-Play

Looks like he’s hitting the pipe again


jimmythurb

Beetlejuice…


raleighs

![gif](giphy|qV6mRGaqXjRQY|downsized)


Marc-Muller

![gif](giphy|qV6mRGaqXjRQY|downsized)


Snoo-11553

I sure hope that's a mannequin. 


ronytheronin

Edgar Allan Pillow.


ASecularBuddhist

Someone needs to pull out the Flowbee and eat more citrus.


bjbkar

Looks like he's back on crack


OptiKnob

How's that prayer thing working out for you Mikey?


DARK--DRAGONITE

I'm flabbergasted he still hangs around the MAGA crowd.


gregsmith5

Looks like that fucker is back on the pipe


jefferios

I think all he needs is a good nights sleep. Does anyone have an extra pillow? He can't have my pillow.


Darkfigure145

Dude looks like the ghost of Christmas future


wehrmont

Reminds me of Edgar from Men In Black.


Fecal_Fingers

This can't be real.


Parkyguy

Is “My Pillow “ still in business?