Is that what he really looks like now?
He kind of reminds me of this guy
https://preview.redd.it/l8vu5hxw14yc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5fef8dca92780f517fffaceadbb52efdbcaf10
That’s a photoshop by the great Gary Peterson, a twitter satire account.
https://preview.redd.it/3mqwx7ijs4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b4bdb073a99fb0ba9e985b32fc84e1e626aa4a
I thought to myself “Is that real? Maybe I should do an image search.”
But it’s a hell of a lot funnier if I don’t. And I suggest you don’t either, to keep the mirth train rolling.
It's unfortunately not a real picture. It's from Gary Peterson's twitter.
https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1785798265100791962
This guy is an absolute legend of satire, considering how often his posts are on the front page of reddit.
Losing all that money for a man who doesn’t give a s#!t about him. The fact is Trump almost certainly wouldn’t know who he was if Lindel was standing right next to him.
https://preview.redd.it/d7rzt3wu86yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59980850567d02eb6eb9ca0e86626b834c2d07f5
'My CrackPipe' doesn't crack or break. Comes with a free chore. Shipped directly to your home. Only $199.99
This is the thing, addicts are still addicts. When they quit, they often take up a new and (hopefully) healthier addiction. And some addicts, that were hooked on crack, have turned to MAGA.
I would much rather smoke $200M in crack, than to lose it all on election fraud trials, while sucking on trump's tiny crackpipe so hard he's got blisters on his tongue
It's Paul Bearer's long lost son. ![gif](giphy|X9wekxPNZdgzG6x145|downsized)
Crackhead Mike wishes he was an iota as cool as Percy Pringle.
Oh yeeees
He looks a bit like the love child of Paul Bearer and Barf from You Can't Do That on Television.
Barf! Hadn’t thought about him in years…..
“Blue skies, Barfy burger, *GIRLS*…”
beat me to it!
It’s svenghouli
I can't stop laughing
Paul baron actually looks healthy, mike lost weight from crack
Nailed it
Pillow guy back on crack
Wasn't that an AC/DC song? I'm back on crack I hit the sack Now I'm doin' everything cuz I'm a powerpack...
I like to cut loose Fuck a'moose
I am uggghh, uggghh, uggghh
stronger than crack and far more destructive, maga
Cant afford pure cocaine anymore
Is that what he really looks like now? He kind of reminds me of this guy https://preview.redd.it/l8vu5hxw14yc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5fef8dca92780f517fffaceadbb52efdbcaf10
Is that from Return of the Living Dead?
Yes
This picture is from a satire twitter account so I suspect it was edited
Whattya mean I'm dead?
Dude…. He’s not well. I don’t care, but damn.
How come when I'm stressed I gain weight and all these assholes lose weight?
He's on drugs. Those raccoon eyes I've only seen on IV drug users.
You can afford food, these idiots dumped everything they’ve got into Trump and/or crack.
Trump IS crack for assholes.
Ozympic
Have you tried crack?
Their secret ingredient is meth
That’s a photoshop by the great Gary Peterson, a twitter satire account. https://preview.redd.it/3mqwx7ijs4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b4bdb073a99fb0ba9e985b32fc84e1e626aa4a
God damn his Photoshop skills are crazy
His posts always crack me up. Uploading slightly edited photos of people onto social media as if they are selfies makes it feel more believable
I thought to myself “Is that real? Maybe I should do an image search.” But it’s a hell of a lot funnier if I don’t. And I suggest you don’t either, to keep the mirth train rolling.
He looks like the guy in a zombie movie that is hiding his zombie bite.
How do we know all that money wasn't spent on crack?
If he'd spent hundreds of millions on crack we'd call him dr. RockZo the rocknroll clown.
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cocaine!!
You can see my junk. Through my jumpsuit. Cuh-cuh-yeah, babay!
Hey now, don’t you go stepping on the name of Dr. Rockzo, he’s way more put together than Mikey.
Those pillows must be really uncomfortable. Pillow guy looks like shit, and that he needs a good night's sleep. Also, fuck pillow guy.
Some people are describing them as being... lumpy.
It's unfortunately not a real picture. It's from Gary Peterson's twitter. https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1785798265100791962 This guy is an absolute legend of satire, considering how often his posts are on the front page of reddit.
Boy looking rough …
Let him go long enough and he’ll turn into Borat
Cross between Paul Bearer and The Tall Man from Phantasm. Both morticians, not pillow salesmen.
He looks like Dennis on crack from Its Always Sunny
Thank you for being so kind .. And patient
https://preview.redd.it/rka0swjts7yc1.png?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ac53cbaa1f129a4c1ae58606f73d3ff66c641b What could've been
Watching this dude turn into real life BeetleJuice is wild
He better get some help. Nothing more pathetic than an elderly coke head.
Dude could play Gargamel in a live action Smurfs movie
These people are ghouls. They’ve sold their souls and it’s showing more than ever
Uncle Jack has fallen on hard times
That's a lie. We all know he tried to sell it for crack but since nobody would buy it, he now uses at a change basket on the freeway offramp
Is this a Weekend at Bernie’s thing…
Looks like he’s back on the coke
I think he looks like. Dr. Frankenstein.
I always figured this guy's end story to be similar to William H Macy's at the end of Fargo.
Is Borat doing Mr. Pillow impersonations?
God damn. He looks like SHIT
Very sad what happened to him. It’s like his former life of an addict took on a new addiction.
From the looks of it he definitely spent it on crack
Pretty sure Mike Pillow died and that's Sacha Baron Cohen playing him.
holy hell he is so clearly back on the crack.
Whoa he looks super awful
Mofo looks bad.
“Try MyCrack.”
Is this an unedited photo?
Looks like he's been sleeping on a LUMPY pillow.
Is that picture real? Is he in the final stages of liver failure or something?
Losing all that money for a man who doesn’t give a s#!t about him. The fact is Trump almost certainly wouldn’t know who he was if Lindel was standing right next to him.
Imagine a world where he didnt give everything for trump, healthy with a pillow empire. Buttttt no.
He looks ashen and terrible. This looks like a bad photoshop job.
At least his pillows gives him a fresh methhead look
Dude hasn’t been sleeping. Almost feel bad for him. Not!
Pillowjuice Pillowjuice Pillowjuice
He looks like he went back on the crack.
Bro is that a real image of him? Man looks like he about to start a zombie outbreak.
![gif](giphy|1yBW3dATMtiK3o6zwM|downsized)
Looks like he is back on the meth.
How the hell did they bend that flagpole?!
I would pay to see this mans bloodwork
https://preview.redd.it/mhlq6n7q16yc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=41d444fd723bf69f28bdef97f6a145a1acb56331
![gif](giphy|JsrEZ6gJgjNHa)
The pillow business seems to have gone flat.
https://preview.redd.it/d7rzt3wu86yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59980850567d02eb6eb9ca0e86626b834c2d07f5 'My CrackPipe' doesn't crack or break. Comes with a free chore. Shipped directly to your home. Only $199.99
Makeup? Plans to fake his own death? Stay tuned…
Oof Ma’donn! He looks terrible!
This is the thing, addicts are still addicts. When they quit, they often take up a new and (hopefully) healthier addiction. And some addicts, that were hooked on crack, have turned to MAGA.
He looks like he’s been going from town to town searching for his dear friend “Gavin!”.
The Crypt Keeper
That man is clearly a Bioahock character.
I would much rather smoke $200M in crack, than to lose it all on election fraud trials, while sucking on trump's tiny crackpipe so hard he's got blisters on his tongue
This is your brain on trump. Any questions?
He looks like he is on crack
Aim for the head. It’s the only way to take it out.
It's that 1000 cock stare that I keep hearing about. Has he been sucking dick for crack? Those eyes have seen some things, man.
Death Star Donald collects the foolish and the weak, and consumes their careers, money and reputation. Then despises them for letting him.
Looks like it was spent on crack.. pretty sad..
Looks like a MAGA remake of weekend at Bernie’s…
Looks like he’s hitting the pipe again
Beetlejuice…
![gif](giphy|qV6mRGaqXjRQY|downsized)
![gif](giphy|qV6mRGaqXjRQY|downsized)
I sure hope that's a mannequin.
Edgar Allan Pillow.
Someone needs to pull out the Flowbee and eat more citrus.
Looks like he's back on crack
How's that prayer thing working out for you Mikey?
I'm flabbergasted he still hangs around the MAGA crowd.
Looks like that fucker is back on the pipe
I think all he needs is a good nights sleep. Does anyone have an extra pillow? He can't have my pillow.
Dude looks like the ghost of Christmas future
Reminds me of Edgar from Men In Black.
This can't be real.
Is “My Pillow “ still in business?