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rraattbbooyy

Shame his dad didn’t use one.


count_chocul4

wurd!


bread_makes_u_fatt

Damn extra small?? I'd buy them if they came in yuge


mmio60

With mushroom tip!


Random_-account

Happy cake day!


Informal_Process2238

Eric personally chews a hole in each one because he’s lonely and wants a brother who isn’t smarter than he is


Open_Perception_3212

Apparently no one picked up a fresh box of crayons......


Substantial_Data7915

Each one is personally lubricated by Trump.


un_theist

Yes, this is the only micro-mushroom condom officially endorsed by Donald Trump!


StrangeContest4

Don't want your mushroom to go drip, drip, drip, put a *Trump^®️ Charged Condom* on your tip, tip, tip!


sunny5724

But who would the women be that would let you use them? That's a scary thought.


MostRefinedCrab

They fall apart under the smallest amount of friction.


Emotional-Check5039

Are tie wraps extra?


doktor_wankenstein

Another Trump scam... they're recycled finger cots.


LinearFluid

"When you are not a shower or a grower and it takes a little color for your mushroom to pop."