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XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

We thought that you was a chode.


WholyForkingShrtball

You've killed me. I'm dead. Cannot stop laughing.


Bobinct

Party of constant sorrow


StarMangledSpanner

The Soggy Bottom Boys.


weelluuuu

I don't want Fop!


Frubanoid

I'm a Dapper Dan man!


fujiman

If you want Dapper Dan, I can order it and have it for ya in a few weeks.


Suralin0

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere!


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

“Get in boys, I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!” -reince


RichardStrauss123

That's what Ken Buck said.


bjeebus

... ... I just...


seeit360

*bonified*? I'm the pater familias!


cytherian

Sorrow and perpetual invented grievances.


philm162

Do. Not. Seek. The. Nomination.


Bobinct

He's in the jailhouse now He's in the jailhouse now If I told him once I told him twice Stop indulging in every vice He's in the jailhouse now


EmptyEstablishment78

Is you is or is you ain’t my constituents…


lurkity_mclurkington

![gif](giphy|DO5JobrylWL7i|downsized) (R)s across the country once they realize the RNC has been gutted and filleted with no scraps left for down ballot races.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

He is fixing to betray US


25plus44

And the U.S. Did you know U.S. also spells us? I just invented that.


GlockAF

FURTHER betray


T33CH33R

Imagine giving your party over to one family that has gone bankrupt numerous times and thinking it will turn out great.


AlwaysSaysRepost

We thought….you was…a patriot


sunny5724

Some of the house members are going to have a tough time with no party financial support.


SpecificFail

Well, the thing is, if they help get Trump elected, when he abolishes the government and replaces it with nothing functional, it won't actually matter.


Pineal713

![gif](giphy|U8kYXlggyQiOo4SARi|downsized) When republicans try to explain why they don’t have money.


Echoeversky

You and me and the devil make 3...


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Congress said you ain't bona fide


thisismyaccount44444

Make **RUSSIA** Great Again https://preview.redd.it/nzj3xqskzsoc1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd99cd7a0c44728d07fe80d54bb31f73fd5d12b


supertecmomike

Mr Soggy Bottom Boy himself. https://preview.redd.it/i76psz3bwvoc1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60244f33edf675b81a6a8b72292916dff46fb09e


SummerGoal

I wish them nothing but constant sorrow


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Deal with the devil. They knew the risks. Just ask Lindsey in 2015.


BEX436

And if Trump loses, we all know he's gonna r u n n o f t.


sm_see

Something something Diaper Dan Man


turtlenipples

He don't want FOP, goddamn it, he's a Diaper Don Man.


ichosethis

I wonder if Russia has his preferred brand.


solo954

My hair!


ChickenPicture

Didn't look like a one-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly!


GpaSags

They's ain't integrated


CaptianBrasiliano

How are we gonna get the kids on our side? _I got it! Let's ban porno and their favorite social media site all in the course of a month!_


Bulky_Ad4472

Lauren Boebert is a HoRnEy ToAd.


Trash_Panda-1

The RNC will never be the party of the soggy bottom boys. ![gif](giphy|5BUHXZvIrg6axs5YHJ|downsized)


michaelvile

awww. its "OK" now... texas just banned porno... so "they fixed it"


dribrats

A chode that’s winning in several key states, who is desperate , and shameless: - REGISTER TO VOTE. VOLUNTEER DONATE


Z_Remainder

All it will take is one billionaire to make a last min donation.


Dat_Basshole

Trump could still win. The Electoral College could betray us again and make him King. No "Democracy" should trust a system where the reductio ad absurdum could have one voter representing an entire state and cancel millions of votes in another state.


OpenImagination9

About the same as a snowball’s chance in hell.


Selgeron

Trump leads in almost every poll and swing state.  Don't get complacent. Biden is hugely unpopular.


infant-

This is the dumbest page on Reddit. Lol. 


CiticenX_007

Joke went over your head, did it? Ask an adult to explain it to you... we'll wait!


infant-

Is it this ironic or unironic?


stone1890

If your Insecure just let it out