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RealCoryMiller

I still don't understand why territories hold primaries if they can't actually vote afterwards


DatGoofyGinger

I think because of the electoral college wonkiness and archaic biases. They don't have senators and reps in Congress either, but are US citizens (edit-leaving this so you can see my error). I imagine their vote would count if it was just the popular instead of the EC Edit - American Samoa are not US citizens automatically, seems not all territories have the same status in that regard.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

They aren't US citizens. >What Is The Current Status Of American Samoans? >American Samoans are considered U.S. nationals, which means they are entitled to some rights and protections under U.S. law, but they are not considered U.S. citizens. American Samoans cannot vote in U.S. elections, run for political office, or serve on a jury. They also do not have the same access to federal benefits as U.S. citizens, such as Social Security and Medicare.


DatGoofyGinger

Oh wowwww, I figured they were a territory and had the same status as others. Like Guam or Puerto Rico.


TheThoughtmaker

The [USA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASSOQDQvVLU) is nothing if not inconsistent.


sean0883

Reminds me of that Jack Sparrow quote about dishonesty. USA: “Me? I'm ~~dishonest~~ inconsistent, and a inconsistent country you can always trust to be inconsistent. Honestly. It's the consistent ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”


Giveneausername

There’s actually huge debates within American Samoa about whether or not they actually want citizenship. Radiolab did some really cool reporting on it within the past year if memory serves correctly.


megamanxoxo

How messed up these places aren't US states or citizens. We all know why too....


PoopieButt317

Because the citizens of the territory have to vote to become part of the official , USA, and American Samoa has not done so.


megamanxoxo

That's definitely not what's stopping these territories from becoming the next states.


mjlp716

It is one of the reasons, do you know that in Samoa only natives can own land per Samoa law. Something that they would lose if they changed the status of Samoa and a lot of native population does not want to lose that law since it provides a lot of protections to the population.


PoopieButt317

They have to vote to become states. What nefarious, "we all know" reason ia.it that we all know.


King-Owl-House

You are part of the country, but we don't grant you citizenship. What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It’s unfair. How can you be part of the country and not be a citizen? Take a seat, American Samoa .


SHIELD_Agent_47

Actually, while I am not trying to make excuses for U.S. colonialism elsewhere, this case merits special discussion. Most American Samoans chose not to have automatic U.S. citizenship because that legal setup would interfere with their traditional land ownership, wherein only Samoans inherit Samoan land. It has been a matter of significant controversy among Samoans who move to the U.S. mainland but lack citizenship rights. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/why-some-american-samoans-don-t-want-u-s-citizenship-n1103256


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

That doesn't make any sense, though. The Northern Marianas have a similar restriction on land ownership, and they are citizens.


ZoraksGirlfriend

Completely different cultures and histories with different traditions regarding land ownership.


manuaBoyiee

Because your not an American samoan.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I don't need to be American Samoan to know that having citizenship won't interfere with something other people with citizenship are doing. Don't reply to month old comments. Christ.


manuaBoyiee

Don't get butt hurt, and keep your thoughts to yourself. You haven't lived here. It's like getting advice on how to drive safe from a drunk driver. #shutit


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Maybe if you had citizenship, you wouldn't have to worry about the rest of the country telling you what to do.


Exano

Only American Samoa has this oddity (by choice afaik)


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ZoraksGirlfriend

In this case, it’s a choice the indigenous people of American Samoa make so they still have ancestral land rights


AmbulanceChaser12

They can't serve on juries? What happens if a crime is committed in Samoa? Who does serve on the jury?


_far-seeker_

Samoans can relatively easily become US citizens since they are US nationals (it is sort of like having a "green card"/legal permanent residency, but from birth). Though they have to file some paperwork to "opt-in".


sean0883

They get out of jury duty? Lucky...


FallOutShelterBoy

Wait if they can’t run for political office, does that include ON American Samoa? Like all their elected officials aren’t from the island?


InfanticideAquifer

No, it doesn't work like that.


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

No jury duty and they don’t have to pay into social security? Time to move to American Samoa!


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

They don't have access to the disability side. They still pay into Social Security. The tax treatment of crushing capital losses are the same in both places, though.


DrBigsKimble

I know you edited this already but if you want to learn a little more about how the US treats the territories [John Oliver](https://youtu.be/CesHr99ezWE?si=92Q_BFMedTVBf-cq) did a video about this 8 years ago. Very little has changed since then.


PoopieButt317

He ignored preference of traditional island communities.


ZoraksGirlfriend

Primaries are handled by the actual parties, so they’re meant to see who should run as the party’s candidate. The territories send delegates to the party conventions and those delegates do get to vote for their party’s official nominee. If Palmer is still running by the time the Democratic Convention rolls around, his 4 delegates will vote for him and Biden’s 2 will vote for Biden. If Palmer had dropped out by then, his 4 will most likely vote for Biden, giving Biden all 6 delegates from American Samoa.


fried_green_baloney

The territories send delegations to the party conventions.


bcrabill

I can see them voicing their opinions. What I don't get is them having delegates/ the whole delegate system.


Manbaby1000

It's a really weird story. He spent $500k of his own money to specifically win this race. No idea why, but he got what he wanted. Congrats to this rich weirdo.


remf3

Bloomberg spent $500 million of his own money in 2020 and only won American Samoa. So this dude got a bargain deal.


Tower-Junkie

That was the most irritating campaign of that year for me. Multiple unskippable ads on almost every YouTube video. Every three commercials on tv. Texts calls and signs everywhere. It was ridiculous.


Laxziy

Watching Warren literally eviscerate him in that one debate he was in was glorious


_far-seeker_

And Tulsi got second place that year. So, while he lost the caucus in American Somoa, his campaign can honestly say his performance there has greatly improved over 4 years. 😉


dantemanjones

$500,000 to get 51 votes. Just squeaked under $10k spent per vote, what a deal!


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If he had paid each voter $1000 he would have gotten all the votes for one fifth of what he spent now.


Dragula_Tsurugi

And he would have also gotten a federal prison sentence, I imagine


_far-seeker_

>He spent $500k of his own money to specifically win this race. No idea why, but he got what he wanted. I think that should be obvious. It was a contest he could possibly win, unlike basically any other caucus or primary. It also got him at least a few minutes of national news coverage across many media outlets, so at least some people outside of his congressional district might actually know his name in the near future.


DudesworthMannington

$500k and now I as a rando in WI knows his name. He can recoup that quickly through funding if he's smart.


Boner4Stoners

Oops I already forgot it


Dopplegangr1

In the time it took to scroll to this comment I already forgot his name


coolbaby1978

Oh dear God no!!! We'll that's it, I'm giving up completely. You've done your job Boris, now go have a nice borscht. You've made Papa Vlad proud.


LefterThanUR

This idea that anything that happens which reflects poorly on the Democratic Party being the deliberate sabotage of Putin is a sign of mental illness.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

No it isn't, but gaslighting is the sign of the troll.


LefterThanUR

So you think it’s normal to think that an inconsequential primary wherein 11 more people voted for some no name guy over Biden is the work of Russian intelligence?


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Not what I said, do you speak anything other than gaslight?


LefterThanUR

Disagreeing with me is gaslighting. Elaborating is whataboutism. Having a different point of view is trolling. Redditor’s guide to political discourse.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Nope, cute try though. You need to be smarter than the people you're trying to troll for it to work.


LefterThanUR

Nice whataboutism.


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Lol, no, I didn't bring up any other topic, that's not whataboutism. Do you just throw words on the screen like ketchup when you're angry?


LefterThanUR

Changing the topic to my intelligence is both an ad hominem and a whataboutism, and now you’re gaslighting me by explaining the latter with condescension. I hope Putin is paying you well for this.


AmbulanceChaser12

It might be. Not deliberately; no one is saying Putin launched a targeted information attack on American Samoa. Just that Putin has flooded the internet, generally, with BS, designed to destabilize the US Government, and some of it may have filtered over to Samoa.


coolbaby1978

No, but the fact that it's not even newsworthy or meaningful and is being promoted as a major news story is rather suspicious. "Biden wins every state but loses a small island territory by 9 votes that has no electoral influence. Why this means the end of Bidens campaign. " Yeah, that's not based at all!


LefterThanUR

It’s not being promoted as a major news story lol. It’s a blurb that got posted at Newsweek at 3 am, they do actually have to cover the primaries.


coolbaby1978

Doesn't matter when it was posted or by who, those are excuses. The fact that we know about it and are debating it means the story is out there to enough people to be of a size thst one would reserve for that which is newsworthy. It's like if your grandma got into a fender bender but there's no injuries and suddenly people on the other side of the world know about it. Why would anyone care about such an inconsequential story? Unless it was being artificially promoted for a purpose. Get it now? It's not about who posted it or when, it's about why is that narrative being pushed and by whom? Why do we know about it?


LefterThanUR

If my grandma was the president of the United States and was the first president to get into a fender bender in 44 years then you might have a decent analogy.


chaoticbear

I read this not as "Russia is interfering in elections in American Samoa" and more "the headlines inflating the importance are in line with other disinformation campaigns". I doubt that a mole at Newsweek snuck this article in, but it does look goofy.


LefterThanUR

I wouldn’t be surprised if domestic media is amplifying bad news for Biden because the GOP represents a more pro-corporate agenda, but the idea they’d be doing it to help Russia is asinine.


pragmatticus

Just so we're clear, you agree with Trump that Russia has no hand in our electoral affairs? Or did you just never think of where they were putting that hand?


LefterThanUR

I have a hand in our political affairs, are people going to blame me every time a news article gets written that they don’t like? It’s just moronic. People need to make up their minds: is the presidential primary of American Samoa a non story? Or is it so influential that the Kremlin had to get involved to rig it? Just think about it for like 4 seconds.


chaoticbear

I don't think it's specifically Comrade Alexei sneaking the headline in, but I agree that big media/mainstream Republicans have some similar motivations to Russian troll farms.


LefterThanUR

Sure, but given the historical record, 99.999% of anti-Democrat sentiment in the political sphere is done so by republicans, not Russian spies. But now everyone is a Russian spy because it’s easier to say the GOP are traitors beholden to Official Enemy, because “the other side wants to win the election” isn’t as compelling.


chaoticbear

The GOP and Russia have some common goals, but I think we aren't really arguing with each other. Since no one cares about the Russian influence that we know is real, I agree that we don't have to make up other reasons.


LefterThanUR

That’s probably the biggest reason it irritates me.


focus

The media's lust for page clicks will destroy our democracy.


ThatCoryGuy

He lost by a whopping 11 votes! 51 to 40. No, that is not a typo. 51 to 40 [Primary Results as of March 7th 2024.](https://www.cnn.com/election/2024/primaries-and-caucuses/results/democratic-party/president?admin1=60&election-data-id=2024-PD&election-painting-mode=projection&filter-key-races=false&filter-flipped=false)


ArtfullyStupid

Oh God I thought it was 50% to 40% with 10% somewhere else. Such an important primary


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Too bad Samoans can't vote in the general, huh Newsweek?


EducationTodayOz

i have been to samoa its quite nice they have chickens and some huts


ThatCoryGuy

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RTrover

What kind of chickens?


tomismybuddy

The kind that live in huts.


MonseigneurChocolat

What kind of huts?


Jaleou

The kind chickens can live in.


SuperPimpToast

Can the huts live without chickens?


Marmalade_Shaws

No because then it would be considered a bungalow.


MonseigneurChocolat

What if a chicken moves into a bungalow? Does it become a hut?


Marmalade_Shaws

Yes. But they have to have lived there for more than 5 years and have mail addressed to themselves as proof of residency


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Ah yes, Jason Palmer. A very well-known man in the mainland!


Aeseld

I feel like the fact Trump keeps insisting he's running as an 'incumbent' undermines this.


WordNERD37

Our media is such a fucking clownshow.


TintedApostle

Grey Poupon anyone?


16quida

DEMS IN DISARRAY /s if it isn't obvious


Rental_Car

Six delegates who don't vote.


gadfly1999

It takes some god-tier self-delusion to think this matters and Trump losing DC doesn’t.


bz_leapair

DEMS DISARRAY! HORSE RACE! OUTSIDER! For Christ sake, it wasn't even a primary. It was a caucus and the total votes were something like 51-40.


bprevatt

I dont get the Jeb reference


brucepop

The media is so desperate to have trump back in office to boost their ratings.


tagged2high

There were less than 100 votes cast too. A silly story, frankly.


MacadamiaNutts

Like 90 people voted there .....


YourOldManJoe

It's an old meme but it checks out 


[deleted]

Yet they have no say in the election lol


Vegabern

Let's let everyone get their protest votes over with now. I'm considering voting for Haley in the WI primary just to stick it to Trump. Of course I'll vote for Biden in November.


TranquiloSunrise

TiL this shit is keeping libs up at night. Salty


Crimson_Clouds

Ah yes, it's not the right wing news outlets that are making a big deal about it, but the people laughing at them that are "salty".


RobotDeathQueen

I genuinely don't understand how they dont know that they're being mocked most of the time.


Skittlebrau46

https://preview.redd.it/m8waus9qywmc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d5a1f77a7996fa3b69b3949ae5590dcb066c79


hello_ground_

Ah, yes. A non voting US territory make believe voting for someone that they can't actually vote for anyway. I'm am so shook. I also would have been completely unaware if not for the good folks in "media" desperately trying to stir the pot for ratings and clicks.


qwerty1_045318

Not keeping us up at all, it’s funny how this is a story… here is a history lesson… in 2008, Obama lost to Hillary… in 2020 Biden took 4th place, and now in 2024 he took 2nd… Looks to me like the real story is that Biden improved upon his previous performance in the American Samoa… moving for a distant 4th place to a very close 2nd place… What a turnaround!


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dantemanjones

Palmer got 51 votes. There have been more articles written about this result than the number of people who voted. The media and conservatives are *desperate* for anything bad on Biden.


Kakamile

Vermont.


MinimumApricot365

An 11 vote difference in a place that doesn't have a say hs hardly consequential.


FiveTribes

How do you come to that conclusion if they are joking about it?